Chapter 21: Returning Home

The sun came out, and the sunlight shone through the shadows of the trees on the snow, and there was a bright golden color. Ge Liang and Huang Yue, www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun" Pavilion, were in a good mood, and they strode so hard that the snow clicked. Ge Liang couldn't help but want to sing two sentences: "The red glow flies in the west mountain at sunset, and the soldiers shoot targets and return to the camp, return to the camp, and go home!" ”

Huang Yue laughed at him: "Hey, you pig head, it's morning, it's sunrise!" ”

"Oh, then change the song. O sun, the sun shines brightly, and the eagle spreads its wings and flies. Hey, isn't it beautiful to see the sun shining on the snow? ”

"This is not a snowy plateau. By the way, didn't you say that you would hike the Sichuan-Tibet line this summer? I can't go now. ”

"I also said that my head was broken, I see that your head was squeezed by the door, it's almost winter, it seems that I heard someone on the road say that the New Year will be celebrated in two days, what summer vacation, this summer vacation has long been over, and there will be no summer vacation in the future!"

"Hey, I said why don't you sing some of the latest fashions, those songs you sing are too old!"

"Don't say it, most of the songs I like to sing are older, and there are more folk songs and military songs. Sometimes I think, maybe we are still too influenced by our parents, they have all been soldiers, and we are the children of military enterprises. Hey, what song do you sing, or you can sing one, and I'll sing with you. ”

"You won't say that you can't even sing any little apples or the most dazzling folk styles."

"The vast end of the world is my love, and the foot of the green mountains is ......," Ge Liang opened his throat and sang.

"Forget it, you better stop singing this, you walk too fast when you listen to these songs. This ancient garment is too long to walk. Hey, where did you change this jacket, how does it look like a short-sleeved and cropped pants, this is a typical short coat and long shirt casual suit? Huang Yue wanted to laugh when he looked at Ge Liang's clothes.

"What casual attire, this is my overalls! Look at it, you count," Ge Liang turned around and let Huang Yue see clearly, "See, there are ten big patches, which are more majestic than the nine bags of elders, and I am the leader of the beggar gang!" Well? Where's my dog-beating stick? Forgot about that temple. Didn't you say you were a beggar for days? Why don't you hurry up and meet the helper! ”

Three carriages appeared ahead and drove in formation. The two of them quickly quieted down and slowed down. Ge Liang made it look like his right leg was broken again, and walked with a limp, but now that he had no stick in his hand, he reached out and put his hand on Huang Yue's shoulder.

When the carriage was far away, Ge Liang said to Huang Yue, "Do you know? I'm most afraid of people checking their household registration and residence permits now, and I quickly pretend to be lame when I see those very good people coming. ”

Huang Yue covered her mouth and smiled: "I'm afraid that people will laugh at us for being neurotic." Do you think if they hear you sing the most dazzling folk style, will you be a madman? ”

"It's nothing for them to laugh at me for being crazy," Ge Liang frowned, "But you reminded me of this, how can we explain our departure to Old Man Huang and Zhuge Jun when we go home?" ”

Huang Yue couldn't help but stop when he heard this, this is indeed a big problem.

"There's no hurry, think as you go." Ge Liang slowed down, "Tell them that we're just two people arguing and angry?" ”

Huang Yue shook his head and said: "It's not so easy to pass, that day Daddy Huang hugged me and cried, saying that I was so crazy that I didn't even know my own father, if no one told you first, would you know who he was when you met him?" ”

Ge Liang shook his head violently: "This really can't be said." ”

The two of them thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with a good excuse. Huang Yue was a little discouraged: "Otherwise, let's not say anything, continue to pretend to be stupid for a few days, and when they come to see us, we will know who they are, and then we will pretend to be slowly sober." Anyway, Daddy Huang must feel sorry for me, remember to buy a roast chicken for me to eat first, he will definitely not want me. ”

"Who said your dad wouldn't want you anymore? But you can't say that you're crazy, didn't you say it last night, Liu Bei has already been here once, and if you pretend to be stupid, you will really be taken as a fool by others. Time waits for no one. "Granny must not let that happen.

Huang Yue had a headache when he thought about it: "I can't think of it, let's find a way, anyway, you always lie to people, and it's because you don't admit that you did bad things that God split here." ”

"Why are you still mentioning this at this time, now we have to unite!" Ge Liang was afraid that Huang Yue would split again, and the matter would be even more difficult, but when it came to being struck by the Heavenly Master, he gave him a hint.

After some thought, Ge Liang said to Huang Yue: "I heard Zhuge Jun say that his brother and sister-in-law were struck by lightning and fell asleep for eight days, and then woke up and fell into evil. Or we just tell them that we were actually stunned by lightning, and then we have a dream that we have come together to a mysterious place......"

Although Huang Yue felt that it was really unreliable, he was amused by the story made up by Ge Liang: "You can really blow, who believes it?" ”

"We don't believe anybody." Ge Liang felt that he was too smart, "When Pei Songzhi annotated the "Three Kingdoms", he quoted a lot of stories in "Sou Shen Ji", what Mi Zhu was moved to burn his family's immortals and escaped, what Sun Ce saw Yu Ji in the mirror after killing Yu Ji, as for those nursery rhymes predicting what will happen, there are a lot of records, indicating that there are many people who believe in ghosts and gods during the Three Kingdoms period, so let's just add another paragraph to it. ”

"Really?" Huang Yue felt that his teeth were about to sour.

Ge Liang said: "Don't be like this, in this kind of era, you sometimes have to deal with some problems in the name of God, otherwise why do so many peasant uprisings have to use religious forms as a means?" Okay, put your scientific knowledge aside for a moment. If you don't let yourself say the truth, then people will really think you're crazy! Hey, speaking of science, how do you explain this lightning split? ”

"Well, okay, I'll try it first." Huang Yue felt that this was the only way to do it.

As soon as this excuse was solved, Ge Liang was much more relaxed, and urged Huang Yue to take out the remaining two buns and divide them, fill his stomach and go home quickly.

The two returned to the county seat along the road, but now they are in a much better mood, relaxed along the way, and keep telling each other what they want to eat here, what the little daughter-in-law of that family is really beautiful, etc., it is like walking around Wangfujing Street in Beijing. Ge Liang even had the urge to rush in and tease the old medicine man when he passed by the pharmacy, but there was a fat man at the door who seemed to be staring at them shyly, so he lost that mood.

What do you see, you dead fat man, you haven't seen a beggar couple? Ge Liang scolded others in his heart, and subconsciously waved his fist at them.

The two of them passed through the city and continued to rush home, when suddenly a carriage rushed to the front and stopped, and two people got out of the car to block the way, one of them turned out to be the dead fat man just now. Ge Liang sighed in his heart - he got into trouble!