CHAPTER 24 NONSENSE
Ge Liang seemed to be slowly recalling: "It is said that on that day, on that day of dark clouds and biting cold wind, I came back from Cui Zhouping's house, but I didn't expect it to rain heavily on the road, and the cold ice rain was blowing indiscriminately on my face, as if I was stabbed with a sharp knife. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info I ran wildly, just when I had already run to the foot of the mountain and looked at the time when I was about to get home, I saw our family Huang Yue - Ying came to pick me up with an umbrella. At that time, I was so moved! Who cares most about me in the world? Of course, it's my wife. Stretched out his hand and pointed at Huang Yue.
Huang Yue hurriedly lowered his head. Zhuge Jun and Jingjing nodded desperately, indicating that this was indeed the case that day.
"At that time, I was excited to hold my wife tightly in my arms." Ge Liang suddenly changed to a frightened expression, "At this moment, there was a thunderstorm in the sky!" It is said that there is usually no thunder in winter, but at that time, there was suddenly such a big thunderstorm, which frightened both of us. Then there was another explosion, and we only felt our whole body tremble, and suddenly we fell to the ground in the dark, and we didn't know anything. ”
Everyone's eyes widened and their mouths widened. Huang Chengyan was so distressed that he burst into tears.
Ge Liang's expression changed, he frowned and took a sharp breath: "We don't know how long we've passed out, and then we heard someone calling us to get up, and when we opened our eyes, we saw that there was a great immortal wearing a Taoist robe and holding a demon slaying sword standing in front of us. I only heard him complain about why we are still here to delay time, saying that the passage to the fairyland on earth is about to close, and we won't be able to catch up if we don't hurry up. The two of us stood up and asked Daxian what a fairyland on earth was. Daxian was very impatient and pushed us, and suddenly ten thousand rays of light appeared in front of us, and our whole body flew up. It was flying so fast that we only heard the whirring wind in our ears, but we couldn't see anything else in our eyes except a piece of golden light. ”
"We flew and flew and flew and flew and suddenly the golden light disappeared in front of us. We found ourselves in a large room, surrounded by many strange people, all young and dressed differently than we were, all short and tight. We quickly looked at ourselves, and found that we had also become younger, as if we were only thirteen or fourteen years old. I've become dressed like them. Just when we were surprised, an elderly man walked in and said to us, 'Students, we have class, please sit down.' It turned out that we had become students, and that big house was a classroom. Ge Liang said that it was much easier to say this, and he said that the whole time crossing was reversed, and the storyline hardly needed much thought.
Huang Yue couldn't help but snicker. Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei felt ridiculous. Zhuge Jun and Jingjing were very curious. Xiaobao likes to listen to stories the most, and he came up to hug Ge Liang's thigh again, and he was not allowed to leave until he finished the story.
Ge Liang wanted to bring everyone in: "I looked around to see who my classmates were. Wow, it's so strange that I saw that it was Jingjing sitting behind me. This sentence is not lying, the 21st century classmate Jingjing is indeed sitting behind him.
Jingjing was excited: "Really, really, am I really sitting behind the young lady?" I just said, I won't leave our young lady. ”
Ge Liang pointed at Zhuge Jun with his hand again: "Third brother, there are still you." ”
Zhuge Jun hurriedly pointed at himself with his finger: "Me? ”
"Of course there's you, and you, you, you, all there!" Ge Liang stretched out his hand and pointed out Cui Zhouping, Shi Guangyuan, and Meng Gongwei.
The three stood up together: "Impossible, right? ”
Ge Liang pinched the beard on his chin, frowned and tilted his head and said, "It should be, but you all became younger at that time, and the beard on this face has not grown yet, but from the eyebrows, eyes and facial features, it is indeed the three of you." ”
Shi Guangyuan and the three of them shook their heads and waved their hands again and again: "You are dreaming, this is just you dreaming." ”
Xiaobao hugged Ge Liang's thigh and shook it violently, and kept shouting: "Me! I! And me. ”
I didn't expect Xiaobao to be so active to join, Ge Liang was very happy, at least he had a hardcore audience, but the draft in his head didn't include him at first, so he had to touch Xiaobao's head: "Xiaobao is too young, how can you be a classmate with Mr.?" If you think about it, my husband has become thirteen or fourteen years old, so isn't Xiaobao still alive? ”
"And then we listened to a lesson, and the gentleman on the podium, oh no, it's called the teacher. The teacher gave us a lesson called chemistry, and he said that water is made up of something called hydrogen and a kind of oxygen, and he took out a set of tools with a thread attached to it. The teacher said that there was electricity on the line, and that the tool could decompose and reduce water into oxygen and hydrogen with electricity...... "Ge Liang tried his best to deal with some simple knowledge of elementary and junior high school, but for people in the Three Kingdoms period, it was already a book from heaven."
Shi Guangyuan shook his head: "You also said that you didn't fall for evil, aren't these things you said just witchcraft?" ”
Ge Liang wanted to fix the dead fat man: "After school, let's go home together, and everyone will follow Shi Guangyuan." I saw Shi Guangyuan walk to an iron shell, open a door, and say to us: 'Get in the car, I'll send you back, my father just bought me a new car.' I asked him curiously how the cart could run without horses, and that he would not ask us to push it together. Shi Guangyuan scolded me with disdain for being a fool who has never seen the world, saying that it is called a car, and there is no need to push it by a horse-drawn person, as long as you add a little gasoline, a little fire can run automatically. ”
"We all got into the car and it can really run on its own. I saw Shi Guangyuan holding a round thing. He said that it was called a steering wheel, and that if you wanted the car to run to the left, you could run to the left, and if you wanted to run to the right, you could run right, and you could go backwards. I said the car was running so fast. Shi Guangyuan said that this is nothing, the flying chicken in the sky flies fast. We quickly stuck our heads out to look at the sky, and wow, what a big chicken. Shi Guangyuan scolded us, saying that it was an airplane, not a chicken, and said that he would buy a plane next year, and his father had money anyway. Ge Liang looked at Shi Guangyuan proudly.
Shi Guangyuan protested: "My father doesn't have much money, and it's been several years since my father died. ”
"Shi Guangyuan told us that the plane flying in the sky was flying fast, and it could fly from Xiangyang to Chang'an in an hour, and he also said that a plane could fly with two or three hundred people at a time." Ge Liang hadn't actually taken a passenger plane before, so he didn't know if it was right.
Meng Gongwei sighed deeply: "If there is such a thing, then wouldn't I be able to go back and forth several times a day when I go back to my hometown, go if I want, come when I want?" ”
It's good to be interested! Ge Liang felt that it was time to describe to them the modern daily life, which would make them feel relevant to them, so he said: "Then we got home, and when we opened the door, my father was already preparing to cook. Well, I'm tired of talking, let's let Huang Yueying tell you about it. Xiaobao, let go of your hand and let Mr. sit down, okay? ”