Tang Pudding felt that he could not waste the kindness of his distant friend, and very thoughtfully translated Mr. Tim Cook's words......

There was no reaction on the other side for a long time, and then there was a happy voice like offering treasures: "Boss, I found it, I found it, you see, it's this old man, it's the real thing!"

It's not honey at all!

It's just embarrassing.

But Tang Pudding was very innocent, he really didn't expect the two liars on the other end of the phone to be so stupid and cute......

Something must have gone wrong.

Can this kind of IQ also make his debut as a liar?

Tang Puding felt that Huaxia Prison was overcrowded.

"No, no, no, you misunderstood, I just like to use Apple for employees, Android for a long time I'm afraid they won't get used to it, it's easy to get stuck, in fact, I use my own Samsung. ”

There was obviously a different person on the other side, and the arrogant big brother didn't know that he was driven away, and now it was a kind middle-aged man's voice.

"Hey, Samsung, then I guess you have to go to Baidu again, come and get to know, this is Mr. Li Wenzhe, President of Samsung Group. ”

This time, Tang Pudding walked up to the serious-looking Li Wenzhe and blurted out fluent Korean.

"Mr. Li, thank you for your meager contribution to saving the fallen souls of the Chinese people, Smecta!"

Then he pouted at his phone.

After hesitating for two seconds, Li Wenzhe nodded at the phone: "I'm Li Wenzhe, please ...... more"

Halfway through speaking, he seemed to realize that something was wrong, paused, and spoke again: "Thank you for using Samsung products!"

"Yes, we should be thanked, and now Huaxia still insists on using Samsung's customers, there are really not many. ”

Tang Pudding nodded and agreed.

Li Wenzhe: "......"

......

"Okay, I'll introduce you to today's last distinguished guest, I don't know you anymore, don't blame me for not reminding you, hurry up Baidu!"

Ignoring Li Wenzhe's dark face, Tang Pudding had already walked around the room and walked in front of the representative of Huaxia Google.

"Google, do you know that it is one of the world's top 500 companies!" This is Ms. Fan Wenjia, president of Google AI Huaxia Center!"

After the introduction, Tang Pudding bowed slightly to the only lady in the conference room very gentlemanly: "Thank you Ms. Fan for your support." ”

Fan Wenjia smiled slightly, and introduced herself very politely: "Okay, I'm Fan Wenjia, not as good as a few big people just now, I just do AI research." ”

After a lap, Tang Pudding was struggling with why there was no sound on the other side......

"Boss, I really can't find this female Baidu Baidu, but the front is true, this can't be fake, right?"

Honey embarrassing again!

God can't search Baidu for ......

You've searched for the people in front of you?

This is a forcible contradiction!

Fortunately, as the only lady, Fan Wenjia is obviously very determined, and the smile on her face has not changed.

"Ahem, okay, now please ask this boss to call the big brother just now, I want to ask him something!"

"Coming, coming, don't dare to be a brother's big brother......"

"Well, I'm tens of millions of minutes and minutes, is there a problem?"

"No problem, no problem, it should be, it should be!"

"Is it braggart that I'm going to talk about tens of billions of big business?"

"You don't brag, you don't brag! You're not bragging, you're modest! You're too modest! Even if you talk about a big business of 100 billion yuan, I believe it!"

"Well, then I still have something to do and hang up first!"

"Big brother, hang up!"

"I was delayed for about ten minutes just now, according to what I said before, one minute is 10 million, a total of 100 million, and I will transfer it back to WeChat. If you don't have any money, don't do it, or I'll go find you!"

"He MM drips ......"

"Yuan Datou ......"

"Bang" is very similar to the sound of a heavy book hitting your head.

"I'm telling you to add people ......"

"Bang ......"

"Tell you to add people ......"

"Big brother, I'll help you get angry, I decided to wash my hands and not dry it! That's it, goodbye!"

The opposite side preemptively hung up the video......

Don Pudding scratched his head and put his phone in his pocket.

Then calmly faced the audience, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, if you have anything you want to talk about, we can start talking." ”

......

Awkward silence.

Originally, we got together today because of various compromises......

A group of people come to the door, who has the kung fu to deal with them one by one?

Just bring everyone together, if there is anything you need to know, you can discuss it together, and before the press conference, everyone will understand.

It's that simple.

But Tang Puding's operation made the already embarrassing occasion even more embarrassing.

At this point, the big guys are probably thinking about, where am I from, what am I going to do here, what did I just do?

But Don Pudding, unlike these people, is also wandering......

I don't know what happened to that big brother just now!

Originally, his brain was not very bright, and he was hit on the head several times......

You should say goodbye to the profession of liar in this life, right?

......

"Ahem, Tang Pudding, it's not appropriate for me to participate in today's occasion, so it's up to you to greet these guests from afar on behalf of the school." ”

Principal Qian, an old acquaintance, couldn't sit still at first.

knew that it was Tang Pudding who used this way of appearance, and he should have resolutely refused to join in the excitement today......

Offend people!

Originally, the school was just a venue......

"Well, okay, Principal Chin. ”

"Ah, by the way, I have also informed you before, the press conference is scheduled to be held at nine o'clock in the morning of the day after tomorrow in the auditorium of Huaqing University, and we welcome you to visit at that time, and I hope that Pudding students can make sufficient preparations to make this press conference of the Institute of Miscellaneous Studies a success!"

Principal Qian gave a word of encouragement, walked up to Tang Pudding and patted Tang Pudding's shoulder meaningfully: "You must take care of the distinguished guests!"

Then he left the conference room without looking back.

Only when he passed in front of Xu Mengchang, he glared at the teacher with the biggest face today......

It's all in plain sight.

Lao Xu suddenly panicked......

......

"Okay, now we can get to the point, the purpose of everyone gathering together today is actually very clear, after all, our Hongmeng 100 should be considered leading in terms of current technology. Apple, Samsung, and Weihua should have studied it, and I believe they can help me prove it. ”

"On this premise, I would like to briefly state my intentions. ”

"There was only one option to use our system, which was a one-time, lifetime license. In other words, we give away the lifetime access to the system in its entirety, and after a one-time payment, it can never be renewed. Of course, we are not responsible for the subsequent updates of the system, but to put it mildly, the HarmonyOS 100 we launched is a fairly mature system, and there is nothing to optimize or update in at least one or two years......"

"That's probably the case, if you're willing to accept it, we can talk in detail after the press conference, what do you think?"

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