Chapter 155: If you smash your phone, you won't pay (Congratulations to the leader of the sad alliance for chanting and singing)
Just when Zhang Yan was excited, the door of the activity room opened, and two people, Sky Wolf and Mountain Artillery, walked in from outside. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Squad leader!"
Zhang Yan turned to look at the two of them and asked, "What did you find?" ”
"It's all here, there's a lot of stuff!"
Sky Wolf took a plastic bag and handed it to Zhang Yan, Zhang Yan opened it and took a look at it and directly poured the contents on the ground, with a series of "hulala" sounds, and a bunch of celebrities' personal belongings fell to the ground.
The faces of the eight recruits changed as they watched the things on the ground, and Zhang Yan squatted on the ground with a hammer and began to clean up the messy pair.
"Well, I didn't expect there to be a tablet, you guys are so good, whose is this?" Zhang Yan held up an apple Ipad in his hand so that these rookies could see it clearly.
"The report, it's mine." Xu Dongdong raised his hand and moved his body to make himself more comfortable.
As soon as Xu Dongdong's voice fell, Zhang Yan put the iPad back on the ground with his left hand, and before everyone could react, he slammed the Ipad with a hammer in his right hand.
After the sound of "bang" and "bang" sounded a few times, Xu Dongdong's Ipad was a pile of plastic slag.
"Squad leader, you ......, why did you smash it!" Xu Dongdong looked at Zhang Yan a little anxiously, she didn't expect Zhang Yan to do it directly.
The other recruits were also dumbfounded, what is the situation, so ruthless!
Zhang Xinyi squatted in the first row, watching Xu Dongdong's tablet being smashed, and said in her heart that she would definitely not be able to run.
"Squad leader, those are our personal belongings, you can't just smash them, right? Didn't it just confiscate last time? Zhang Xinyi's tone was filled with a hint of disappointment, a hint of surprise, but she was not angry.
They are all celebrities, they are not short of money, and they can't afford to mess with Zhang Yan for a mobile phone.
"Did you think you could play secretly and casually because I just confiscated your phones last time?"
Zhang Yan squatted on the ground, carefully selecting the items he had searched for, and put all the electronic devices he found on his right hand.
"Don't challenge my patience, let alone try to break the rules of the army, the Longyan Brigade prohibits all officers and soldiers from using electronic devices without permission, this is a hard and fast rule, if the superiors find out that you are like this, it is not as simple as squatting!"
After speaking, Zhang Yan smashed all the electronic devices picked out on the ground with a hammer under the shocked gaze of a group of people.
The sound of "bang bang bang" echoed in the activity room, as if it was constantly knocking on the hearts of the recruits.
The eight recruits watched their own things being smashed by Zhang Yan, and although they would not be angry, they would inevitably feel uncomfortable.
In addition to all kinds of electronic devices, there are also cosmetics such as lipstick and liquid foundation, which look like female soldiers.
In addition to these things, there are novels and scripts, and Zhang Yan couldn't help but joke after seeing it: "It's hard enough, but it's a pity that it's not a place." ”
After picking out the things on the ground, Zhang Yan held up two bags of chocolates and a few bags of potato chips and asked, "Who is this?" The foodie stands up by himself! ”
Seeing his snacks in Zhang Yan's hands, Di Lieba rubbed his already numb calves and staggered to his feet.
"Report to the squad leader, those are mine, can you not smash them?"
Zhang Yan saw Di Lieba staggering and standing up, looking the thin Di Lieba up and down, but he really didn't expect that she would be a foodie hidden among the recruits.
"Chocolate and chips, what's your flavor?" Zhang Yan frowned and looked at Di Lieba incredulously.
"I just love eating them." Di Lieba stood in the middle of the recruits, her legs still trembling, and now she felt the happiness of standing for the first time.
She wanted to talk to Zhang Yan more, so that if she delayed time, the numbness and pain in her calf would be relieved.
Zhang Yan threw the chocolate in his left hand to the wolf and said, "You and the mountain cannon ate it." ”
"Yes!" Sky Wolf grabbed the chocolate thrown by Zhang Yan with one hand, tore open the box of chocolate, broke off half of the chocolate and handed it to Shanpao, and the two of them ate it in two bites.
"Squad leader, you, you ......," Di Lieba couldn't help it, pointed at Zhang Yan and said to you several times, and then said, "How can you do this?" That's my favorite chocolate. ”
Zhang Yan suddenly couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw Di Lireba's appearance, and then ignored the eyes of the recruits, and opened the box of potato chips in his hand.
Putting the potato chips in his mouth, Zhang Yan said to the recruits while eating: "These two are both high-fat and high-calorie foods, you are all stars, don't you need to keep in shape?" Dare to eat this! ”
"I just put it at the head of the bed and look at it, I just see if I have eaten." Di Lieba really pouted and was about to cry this time, Zhang Yan could feel that she was not acting.
Zhang Yan didn't expect him to smash the recruits' mobile phones and computers, and the recruits didn't say anything, but made a female soldier cry because of two bags of food.
"Maybe I broke something, but I really didn't expect it this time." Zhang Yan sighed in his heart, stretched out his hand and handed the potato chips in his hand to Di Lireba.
"You eat it, I won't eat yours." Zhang Yan's smile felt very unreal in Di Lieba's eyes, and the person who was smashing the mobile phone with a hammer with an angry face just now is laughing so innocently, he is even more actor than an actor.
(As an author, I want to say that life is like a play, everyone is an actor, but many people are not playing themselves.) Ahem, read a book. )
Di Lieba took his potato chips, and regardless of whether Zhang Yan was sincere or not, he grabbed them and threw them into his mouth, and the chewing sound of "Gaba Gaba" was heard very clearly in the quiet activity room.
Zhang Yan said to the recruits whose bodies were shaking: "Get up!" ”
"Oops, it hurts!"
"Hiss, ah, hiss, what numbness."
"I'm unconscious, oops, legs."
Recruits, you help me, I support her, all of him holding the ground struggled to stand up, the sound of "hissing" sounded from time to time, Zhang Yan glanced at their legs, Huang Jianxiang and Gu Zhixin's right calves were not straightened.
"Let's do it, don't wait for you to lose your way."
As soon as Zhang Yan finished speaking, the recruits were completely active in the activity room, and several "athletic" female soldiers also ran to the edge of the windowsill to press their legs, which stunned Zhang Yan and the three veterans.
"Stop, five seconds, assemble in line!"
The recruits honestly stood opposite Zhang Yan, Zhang Yan looked at the lively recruits, Zhang Yan's heart burst into anger, and he felt that he had spent a long time acting with them here?
originally wanted to teach these recruits the rules of the army and lay a good foundation for them in their future military life, but in the end, Zhang Yan found that these "poor" recruits were actually playing with him.
The rookies who were squatting on the ground just now with trembling legs immediately became lively as soon as they stood up!