Chapter 36: Like Child's Play
"Three years ago, Nurhachi swallowed Tong Jiabu's ...... because he didn't become a marry."
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"In the first year of the dynasty, you were treacherous......"
Lao Zhu suddenly turned into a warrior, jumped directly to the middle, and counted the charges of Tartar with his fingers, this Lao Zhu started from Nurhachi's generation.
Not to mention Wuyi, even Duoduo was stunned, because there were many things, but he didn't know about them, and as a result, he was counted out by this old man.
"And last year's ......"
"Ahem...... That old Zhu, you take a break, drink saliva to moisten your throat, dissipate your anger, and hurt your body. Wu Yi said with a dark face and an expressionless face.
Zhu Youzhen, who said a lot of things in one breath, was also panting at the moment, and he also stopped, and really grabbed the teapot and wanted to drink, wanting to continue.
"I'm sorry, my thinker is extreme, not about things." Wu Yi also explained.
"What do you say? What do you say about me? Zhu Youzhen put down the teapot and came to this Wu Dalang.
Duoduo was dumbfounded, where did Wu Dalang find the old thorn head, this is not to make himself angry.
"Shut up, if you dare to say one more word, I'll throw you out." Wu Yi scolded with a headache, but he didn't expect it, this Zhu Youzhen's eloquence is not bad, and he doesn't see it on weekdays.
Zhu Youzhen glared at him, as angry as a toad, and glared at Duoduo and the other tartars again, and then sat down quietly.
"Let everyone laugh, drink tea, drink tea." Wu Yi's face is thick enough, and his face still does not change at the moment.
Duoduo was stunned, then he reacted, and laughed: "Wu Dalang is really a very person, admire." ”
But he can't be angry, after all, they are still hostile to each other, and if Wu Dalang goes to the Forbidden City to see him, he may even go even further.
So no one took Zhu Youzhen seriously.
"You guys ......" Zhu Youzhen almost blew up, and he said that he was wasting saliva for a long time.
The negotiation is like this, especially the negotiation between the two countries, deliberately making it difficult, and even looking like child's play is not too much, but this Zhu Youzhen has seen too little.
Subsequently, this Wu Dalang and Duoduo were like a traitor, for a while they were like brothers, and for a while they scolded and almost fought in public, this time it was Zhu Youzhen's turn to be stunned, I really had never seen such a shameless person.
Wu Yi tidied up the clothes that had been torn by Duoduo and said: "If you want to beg me, you can, I have only one condition, you all withdraw from Kyoto, otherwise you don't have to talk about anything." ”
Duoduo wiped the corners of his mouth, he was attacked by Wu Dalang just now, and he actually broke the corners of his mouth, and when he saw bloodstains, Duoduo almost went berserk.
"Wu Dalang, you are a fool's dream, and you are not afraid to tell you, even if we give you Kyoto, what can we do? We'll be able to get it back in the next moment, and you can't hold it. Duoduo suppressed his anger, but he didn't want to say it in his words.
"How do you know that I can't hold it, if you don't believe it, you can withdraw and try to see if we can hold it." Wu Yi pouted and said, and also used the agitation method to deal with Duoduo.
"I'll ...... if you don't say anything," Dodor patted his chest to decide.
"Ahem...... The prince thinks twice, the king of heaven, this time I want to cooperate fairly with the king of heaven, and in the face of the common enemy, the contradictions between us will be put aside for a while. The old tartar hurried to stop it.
Wu Yi said mockingly: "Don't say it's useless, I don't think you just dare." ”
"Who said I wouldn't dare, Wu Dalang, dare to compete with me? I, Dodor, let you have an arm for a day, and I can still beat you all over the ground to find teeth. "Dordor jumped to his feet defiantly.
Wuyi is not good at stubble, and said to Duoduo: "Okay, let me tell you, even if I don't use my hands, I can beat you to cry and call your mother." ”
The two began to argue, and finally Duoduo said that he could crush him with just one leg, and Wu Dalang was even more shameless, saying that he could scare Duoduo to death with a yawn.
"Come on, I'll wait here." Dodor sat down with the golden sword.
"I'll wait for you to see how you trample me to death with one leg." Wu Yi also did not give in.
Zhu Youzhen was stunned at the same time, his brain was not enough, because this was not the negotiation he imagined at all, how could it be the same as playing a family?
For a full hour, the two of them were-for-tat, and no one obeyed anyone.
"It's not early, I haven't prepared a meal for you here, so please do it." Wu Yi scolded that his stomach was hungry, so he drove people away.
"Hmph, you're really entertaining, I don't dare to eat, let's go." Duoduo left in a huff.
"No." Wu Yi said with Erlang's legs crossed.
Not only Zhu Youzhen, but all the people present were like ghosts, and the negotiations between the two countries were like shrews scolding the streets, and finally ended like this.
"How? Am I scolding enjoyable? Wu Yi also asked Zhu Youzhen shamelessly.
Zhu Youzhen had long doubted life, and he didn't care about answering him at the moment.
Wu Yi said with a smile: "You don't have those old accounts, it's better for me to come up and drench the blood of the dogs they scolded, which is refreshing." ”
Zhu Youzhen was speechless, and after holding it for a long time, he raised his head and sighed: "How is it possible?" How did I lose to these two? ”
Zhu Youzhen is rare and strange, because negotiations are not something that can be achieved overnight, not to mention that it is still a bitter and bitter two countries, so it is normal to pinch each other when they meet.
Wu Yi also had a stomach in his stomach, but he scolded happily today, and ate a big bowl of rice at noon.
After a short break after dinner, Liu Xizi came to report again, and Tatar sent someone again.
"So fast? Okay, let Lao Zhu go. Wu Yi didn't mean to get up, so he simply pushed the matter to Zhu Youzhen, didn't he want to join in the fun, just let him go.
Zhu Youzhen was still worried, and he didn't want Wu Dalang to hand over this matter to him? "Could it be that Wu Dalang didn't even think about cooperating with the Tartars?"
Zhu Youzhen doesn't care, anyway, if he comes forward, he will definitely not let them succeed, and he will be reconciled with life and death.
Zhu Youzhen is also ready to scold the street this time, the anger in his stomach towards the Tartar is more and bigger, Wu Dalang is scolding comfortably, and he will naturally not be polite.
"What about Wu Dalang? Is he really not coming? Zhu Youzhen still didn't believe it, so Wu Dalang let him negotiate.
"Yes, the head of the martial arts sect said, it's all up to you." Liu Xizi nodded.
"Okay, don't blame me for being rude." Zhu Youzhen rolled up his cuffs and was ready to breathe.
Wu Yi not only didn't care, but he didn't even worry, but came to the backyard to see Zhu Yujiao, now she is about to give birth, and Wu Yi is also a father for the first time, how can she not be in a hurry about this.
"Wu Dalang, you must not be in the same stream as the Tartars......" Zhu Yujiao said anxiously.
Wu Yi couldn't help but sigh at the tooth flower, how could this family be implicated in state affairs, so he could only pat her hand and comfort: "Don't worry, I'll let your father deal with them." ”
Zhu Yujiao's eyes widened, covered her mouth and said, "You let my father ...... Go negotiate with the Tartars? Then he couldn't help but snicker.
"Don't worry about it, just wait for the baby." Wu Yi patted Zhu Yujiao's boneless little hand.
Zhu Yujiao was like being electrocuted, her face was delicately red, her eyes were rolling, she didn't dare to look at Wuyi, although they even had children, but they really didn't have such intimacy.
Wuyi also wants to change, and it is not easy for Zhu Yujiao, after all, she has children, and Wuyi doesn't want her home to be the same as the battlefield, not to mention that this Zhu Yujiao is still a delicate beauty.
"En......" Zhu Yujiao murmured like a kitten, and the cherry mouth was pouting, very cute, and Wu Yi couldn't help it, so he wanted to print it.
"Ah......" Zhu Yujiao cried out in a panic, but hurriedly closed her eyes and did not resist.
Looking at her, Wu Yi couldn't help laughing, and gently kissed her on the lips, which was also a breakthrough, Zhu Yujiao's ears were red, and she refused to open her eyes.
"If you don't gasp for breath, you'll suffocate the child." Wu Yi said jokingly.
Zhu Yujiao glared at him angrily.
"How can this be true? Outrageous! Wu Dalang, you come out for me. As a result, Zhu Youzhen disrupted the warmth of the little couple and scolded in the yard.
Wu Yi frowned, what kind of wind did this Zhu Youzhen smoke?
Zhu Youzhen sat in the courtyard drinking herbal tea, but he still couldn't stop wheezing, and he was so angry that he didn't care about Wu Dalang.
Liu Xizi stepped forward and told him what had happened just now, Duoduo was also shameless, he didn't come this time, and he was sent by a Ming Dynasty cabinet scholar.
Zhu Youzhen didn't say anything because of the change in his appearance, but he couldn't answer the right answer by his former courtier, and the negotiation was stopped.
"I don't believe him."