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One by one was dumbfounded, as if struck by lightning, the atmosphere was very tense, and Wang Ziyu, who was beside Mrs. Wang, secretly looked at her grandmother, for fear that her grandmother would faint.

Wu Yuanqing didn't care, paused for a moment, and said the second sentence.

"The Nine Heavens Fairy Descends to Earth".

Hum, everyone came back to their senses, this sentence is really wonderful. Bursts of admiration and laughter immediately sounded, and Wang Ziyu also sighed, with a smile on his pretty face.

This guy is still really bold, and he dares to write poems like this, which is really scared to death.

Before the voice of appreciation fell, Wu Yuanqing read out the next sentence,

"All sons born are thieves"

The descendants of the Wang family present were all angry and angry, and they scolded and scolded angrily, and they were about to do it. Wang Ziyu was also angry and her pretty face turned pale, Wu Yuanqing even scolded her, her father is a thief, so isn't she a thief. Is there such a curse, it's too lacking in morality.

Wu Yuanqing turned a deaf ear and finished the last sentence with a smile.

"Steal the peach and offer it to the mother"

It's another divine turn, the point is just right, and it's wonderful.

The whole poem is unique, popular and interesting, laughing and laughing, seeing the strange in danger, first depreciating and then praising it, not entering the customs, it is really fresh and refined, and it can leave a deep impression.

The people of the Wang family danced happily, and the wrinkles on the old lady Le's face seemed to have smoothed out a lot, which can be said to be the most special and favorite birthday gift she received today.

Wang Ziyu also glared at Wu Yuanqing with disgust, but there was a smile on the corner of her mouth, showing that she was in a very good mood.

The onlookers also praised Wu Yuanqing's poem, but in contrast, Lu Yong was accidentally forgotten by everyone.

For people like Lu Yong, people's inadvertent neglect is the biggest blow and damage to him.

If Wu Yuanqing knew Lu Yong's thoughts, he might have given him a sentence "There is no harm if there is no comparison".

It's a pity that Wu Yuanqing doesn't know, but he is not ready to let Lu Yong go, he still remembers that Lu Yong seems to have a covetous heart for Wang Ziyu, which is unbearable.

Just when everyone was enjoying themselves, and they were about to lose the tension just now, Wu Yuanqing jumped out again out of place and stood in front of Lu Yong, Wu Yuanqing was more than ten centimeters taller than Lu Yong, standing in front of him, that is, looking down at him with absolute overlook.

Seeing Wu Yuanqing standing in front of Lu Yong, everyone seemed to stop talking, and instantly quieted down, as if they could hear a needle dropping.

Yang was also talking to Mrs. Wang, and at this time she also covered her forehead with a gesture, not wanting to see more about what happened next, she felt that her head was starting to hurt again.

"Brother Lu, I don't know why you have such an opinion about me, but I think there may be an element of Miss Wang in it" Wu Yuanqing's voice was not loud, but it was too quiet, and everyone could hear it clearly.

"yes, I just don't like my cousin liking you, although she doesn't say it, but I just know. What kind of thing are you, why are you worthy of her liking" Lu Yong was angry by Wu Yuanqing's indifferent appearance, and blurted out his heart regardless of what he said.

The onlookers, especially the guests and their relatives, looked curiously and secretly at Wang Ziyu, who was supporting Mrs. Wang.

Everyone knows that the person the two men in the field are talking about is her.

With so many gazes, Wang Ziyu, who has always been indifferent, was a little unbearable, bowed his head slightly, ignoring the inquiring gazes of others.

Hearing Lu Yong's words, Wu Yuanqing sneered, with an expression that I knew was like this: "Look, you like your cousin Miss Wang, and I also like your cousin Miss Wang, our purpose is the same, you don't like me who likes Miss Wang, and I don't like you who likes Miss Wang."

Wu Yuanqing said a string like tongue twisters, and then said to the other young sons: "I know, many of you are like me, like Miss Wang, speaking of which, we can also be regarded as peers, all thinking that we can succeed in courting relatives in the future, and we all think about the death of our opponents." I happen to have a limerick poem "Eight Hopes", so I will give it to everyone, which can be regarded as encouragement with you."

"Count nine in the middle of winter and look forward to spring

In the middle of the night, I look forward to the morning sun

The flower looks like a big official

Idle concubines look forward to hooligans

Reading at night is a talented man looking forward to a female ghost

The single old man looks forward to the aunt

The imperial examination is looking forward to reaching the first

The courtesant is looking forward to death. ”

Wu Yuanqing gave Guo Degang's eight hopes, change it, change it, change it, and give it to all the young men present who were interested in courting.

After throwing out the limerick, Wu Yuanqing didn't wait for others to react, turned around and shook the folding fan and floated away in a dashing manner.

Only a group of people with their jaws on the ground were left staring at his back, speechless.

is chic, but only you know the bitterness in your stomach.

Wu Yuanqing came with food, and he didn't eat breakfast when he got up in the morning, and he was already hungry.

got into his own carriage, Wu Yuanqing just wanted to quickly find a place to eat.

Huhula, a dozen or so guards surrounded the carriage and left.

The prince over there also got the news, knowing that Wu Yuanqing laughed and scolded a few poems, and made a big show in front of everyone. Not only was he not taught a lesson, but he was praised by the public.

Li Chengqian lost his temper with Xue Yuanjing.

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Wu Yuanqing found a restaurant at random, and he didn't ask for a private room, he sat by the window on the second floor, and he could see the street directly from the window, and the view was very good.

The key to this restaurant is that the storyteller was also invited, and there can be stories to listen to when eating, which makes Wu Yuanqing very satisfied, just like watching TV series while eating in later generations, it is a very familiar feeling.

Wu Yuanqing listened to a few words and found that it was actually telling the story of the Three Kingdoms, but the content of the story was different from what he was familiar with, but after a little thought, he reacted. The Three Kingdoms that I am familiar with are the Three Kingdoms in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which is a small talk book, but there is no Romance of the Three Kingdoms at this time, and most of the stories are in the history books, just like this storyteller, he is talking about the content of Chen Shou's Three Kingdoms, but after some color, the story is full and interesting.

In his mouth, Liu Guanzhang and the three of them were like brothers, but they didn't say anything about their worship. When it comes to Wenjiu and Huaxiong, it was Sun Jian who did it, not Guan Yu.

Anyway, the so-called history of the Three Kingdoms that everyone agrees on that is well known to later generations is actually changed or made up in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms novels, and there is nothing to do at all.

Wu Yuanqing ate a few bites of roasted tender venison, drank two sips of grape stuff with sucrose, ate two bites of mutton, and drank two sips of glucose Niang, while eating, he listened to the storyteller foaming at the mouth and talking about the different Three Kingdoms.

The grape brew that Wu Yuanqing drank was actually wine, but he added sugar and mixed some water, the degree was not very high, and the drink was the same as a drink, but he was a person who did not drink alcohol in his previous life, and no matter how low the degree of this grape brew was, there was alcohol, he ate alone, and he was not in a hurry, he ate for a while and rested for a while, and more than an hour passed, during which Mr. Storyteller went to the thatched house twice.

Wu Yuanqing drank a little too much, and the alcohol began to rise, so he felt dizzy, so he got up and prepared to go home.

Just when Wu Yuanqing stood up and held on to the edge of the window, a small wind blew, and he was stirred by the wind, he couldn't hold back anymore, he felt a tumbling in his stomach, his throat itched, and he vomited.

Before spitting, Wu Yuanqing subconsciously stuck his head out of the window.

I saw a yellow-brown liquid with a peculiar smell pouring down, blown by the wind and sprinkled on the street.

(I rubbed it, it was so disgusting, I wanted to vomit after describing it)

Then I heard a few terrible screams.

Then there was a ping-pong fight, and it was still the sound of weapons handing over.

The sudden change directly scared Wu Yuanqing to wake up.

What's the matter, didn't you just vomit a little, why did you still move the sword?

Is this Nima going to make a movie called "A Bloody Case Caused by a Mouthful of Vomit"?

"Zhang San, Zhang San, what's the matter, who are you fighting with" Wu Yuanqing hurriedly shouted.

"No, no, eldest young master, it's not our people, it's the person you spit out just now who is being besieged," the guard called Zhang San ran up and said.

"I vomited, haha, it's so unlucky" Wu Yuanqing gloated and laughed twice, only to suddenly react that now is not the time to laugh, this blue sky and daylight on the street to move weapons, it must not be a trivial matter.

"By the way, who is being besieged" Wu Yuanqing asked, after all, he vomited on someone's head, so he was embarrassed.

Zhang San looked confused: "Young Master, the besieged people don't know the villains, it shouldn't be our Jinyang locals, the guards are three children, two little girls, and a little boy, there are dozens of people besieging, but there are only a dozen guards of the three children, and they can't resist it."

", isn't this a bully of more and less, or to deal with three children, it's too much for Bilian. No, we can't ignore this matter, go, you guys hurry up and help" Wu Yuanqing was angry from his heart, and he roared when he saw injustice, and he shot when he should act.

Well, what kind of adjective is this, I don't know what it is. Anyway, he let his men do it anyway.

"Master Da, there are only about a dozen of us, even if we all go up, we can't beat more than 40 people" Zhang San cried with a sad face.

Wu Yuanqing grabbed the cowhide bag placed on the table and patted it: "Hurry up, what is so much nonsense, isn't there still a young master and me."

Wu Yuanqing was very glad that he carried a cowhide bag with him, instead of putting it in the carriage, otherwise how could he have the confidence to say such arrogant things to Zhang San now.

Zhang San responded and beckoned someone to go out to help, Wu Yuanqing knew that he was two pounds, and it was purely a disadvantage to go out.

However, he was in a really good position now, condescending, and he could see half of the battle.

The outermost one must be on the enemy's side, because he is still masked in broad daylight, and he is definitely not a good person, for fear that people will see his face.

Near the entrance of the restaurant, needless to say, the people who were besieged.

Once you have a clear distinction between friend and foe, things will be easy to do.

From his backpack, he took out two iron bombs, lit them, and threw them into the middle of the outermost enemy.

Boom, boom,