Chapter 305: It's terrible to be uneducated

According to the custom, the most important person always arrived last, and His Majesty Li Er arrived late in a magnificent golden silk nanmu carriage pulled by six takin. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 Although he modestly apologized, there was no one on the scene who lacked brains and really said that he was not.

After the arrival of the main lord, the banquet really reached its peak, and the atmosphere of the scene became extraordinarily warm, after Li Er raised his glass and toasted all the guests, the scene entered the stage of friendly exchanges.

If the relationship is in place, get together for a few drinks and exchange feelings. The relationship is not so harmonious, seizing such an opportunity, it is also revenge for revenge, and revenge for grievances, and not taking the guy who can drink the best on his side, running to the other side and pouring wine into death.

The soju on Datang's side is not something they can often drink, but soju is their favorite, and they can usually enjoy a little inferior wine for a long time, so they must seize the opportunity at this time.

This is a tribute wine, which is a rare boutique in Datang, so this wine is not welcome, and the absolute wine is dry.

Shi Lei is a bit of an upstart among the generals, and there are inevitably many clan leaders who come to him to have a relationship.

However, he hadn't been busy for long before he was summoned by Li Er.

Those who can surround Li Er must be representatives of a number of tribes around Datang, and they have a decisive influence on the surrounding situation.

Shi Lei's task is also very clear, tell these people what the situation was like when they fought the Turks.

The report on the Jinluan Palace made Li Er discover Shi Lei, who also has a talent for storytelling. This kind of rare opportunity to show off the force of the Tang Dynasty is obviously a bit too cheap for Li Er himself, and it has to be Shi Lei, the party himself, who is more convincing.

Shi Lei has also been prepared for this, and calling him on such an occasion is nothing more than these several functions: bragging, drinking and fighting.

In fact, it is the same as drinking at Cheng Yanjin's house, but this time I came with a political task, no matter which one it is, I can only win and not lose, and I can only add glory and not be ashamed. So Shi Lei kept the amount before, and waited for the opponent to be overturned when necessary.

Since he received Li Er's instructions, Shi Lei honestly and unceremoniously poured himself a glass of wine first, in fact, it was a powerful sobering soup that he had asked for from Sun Simiao a long time ago, and it also had the effect of making people not get drunk for a while.

It's just that in this case, if you still drink too much, the sourness is not comparable to ordinary drunkenness.

Then Shi Lei began to explain the process of this battle, which is different from the version that is more realistic than what was said above the main hall, and this time it is natural how to bluff people.

In Shi Lei's previous life, he was an old bookworm who had been influenced by online literature for more than ten years, not counting the many physical books such as Jin Guliang that he had read before.

It's really a blow, absolutely fresh and refined, and it makes people want to stop, bluffing these turtles present.

One by one, they were short of breath, their eyes were wide open, and their blood was full of excitement, and they couldn't help themselves.

"Okay, such a warrior, be a big white!" Xue Yantuo's envoy spoke fluent Chang'an Mandarin, picked up a big wine bowl, and put a bowl into his stomach.

Such a toast, Shi Lei himself must not be cowardly. Isn't it just drinking, let's learn from you, drink half a bowl, pour half a bowl out and sprinkle it on the robe, that's it, others have to praise and be happy.

It's just that in order to be cool, the clothes I wear are too thin, not to mention the water absorption of other people's robes, so that the wine is soaked through, and then blown by the wind, it is a little cold, and it is very uncomfortable to stick to the body.

The two smiled at each other's tacit understanding, but as for what they were thinking, it was hard to say.

Anyway, Shi Lei was thinking: I'll kill you later, I can't kill you, you have my surname.

Originally, Shi Lei was pulled out of the house, and he couldn't get out of a sense of resentment, but at this time, he finally caught the object of venting, or Li Er's approval, so Shi Lei was not ruthless.

After talking about the process of the battle, Shi Lei was not in a hurry to go back and contact those small tribes, although a few savage tribes wanted to stuff a few hot girls into Shi Lei's house, which sounded a little very exciting, but Shi Lei still made up his mind and let go of these leaders first.

Picking up the wine jar in front of him, Shi Lei went to Xue Yantuo's envoy.

You were the first to stir up trouble just now, and you clearly didn't eat anything, unlike us who stuffed a lot of meat into the stomach early, and made a lot of oil and water, and you were not afraid of hurting your stomach.

"Come, it's a good man, do this jar." Shi Lei used the simplest, but also the most direct method of agitation, and these nomads would definitely not admit it.

"Okay, done." Xue Yantuo's envoy really got on the set, and not to be outdone, raised the wine jar in his hand. Like Shi Lei, he started pouring directly into his mouth.

"Okay, it's a man." After Shi Lei finished drinking, he wiped his mouth, patted the unlucky envoy's shoulder with satisfaction, and almost slapped the person down.

"Hehe, hehe......" This envoy didn't look down on Shi Lei, so hehe, but he drank the fragment directly, and he only giggled.

Grandson (zei), do you still have to be nervous? Your jar is a 68-degree burning knife that I specially get, no, it should be called a smothered donkey, I don't believe that I can't get you.

The degree is clearly written in Arabic numerals, alas, it's terrible to be uneducated.

Li Er was looking at Shi Lei's style with a smile on his face, there must be something wrong with this wine, but I just won't tell you, it's unlucky, right? This kid really won my heart.

has already put one up, and the others must be treated equally, Shi Lei changed to a jar with a smaller number, pretended to be swaying, and ran to the next target.

When people saw that Shi Lei was like this, they couldn't admit defeat, what they didn't say was just to do it. One jar can't work, let's have two jars, and someone must drink the fragments to finish.

Not surprisingly, in the end, he can still stand there, it must still be Shi Lei, who always looks like he will get drunk at any time, he is so swaying, killing a full 6 jars of soju, and he is still in the same state.

And those people, this will not hold the stool and not let go, just lie under the table and have a sweet dream, and there is a person who doesn't know if he has a special habit, so he simply rubs and rubs on his bodyguard, the scene looks very scary.

I can't figure out who proposed it first, since the warriors of all races are here, in such a spring season, it is better for everyone to have a big competition happily!

As the host, Datang will not only provide venues, but also produce more warriors of the younger generation, and the warriors of various nationalities will have a friendly exchange, regardless of whether they are killed!

Li Er also approved this matter, the time and place were set, and just three days later, the big school in the imperial city was ready.

This side has also done similar competitions like the selection of martial arts people before, and the reception capacity is very good, and it happened that the martial arts examination held every four years will be held again this year, and the venue here has been prepared early.

When the time comes, you might as well let everyone witness it and see which nation has more powerful warriors. (To be continued.) )