458 Kelp Wrapped Submarine(2)

Chen Bei Mingyun said lightly, even jokingly: What's more, kelp doesn't necessarily grow from the coast, it may also be man-made, right?

Hearing this, Miao Miao, the audience at the scene, and the audience in front of the TV didn't feel anything, at most they just smiled, but Haruko and some people sitting in front of the TV were chuckling in their hearts.

"Could the kelp be man-made?"

Bang!

It was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day.

Several people's hearts changed color in shock.

Problems such as kelp entangled in submarines have always been a nightmare in the maritime world, whether it is a submarine, a sea ship or a warship, there have been incidents where the propeller is entangled in the fishermen's nets or other things, and finally the ship is destroyed.

But this is generally accidental, in other words, it is generally a small probability event that will only be encountered when luck is carried to the extreme.

It's just that once this kind of small probability event happens, it will be really very dangerous.

A few years ago, when talking about whether US nuclear submarines will operate in the Yellow Sea, the bureau said: "There is an objective situation under the water, and the possibility of US nuclear submarines coming in on this side of the Yellow Sea is not too great. ”

"Why? Because this water is too shallow, more than fifty meters, and very few places reach seventy or eighty meters. Then your submarine is going underwater, and now the common people raise that kelp, and the nylon rope is so thick, it is easy for you to twist it. Therefore, under normal circumstances, it is unlikely that American nuclear submarines will enter this water. ”

As soon as this statement came out, it immediately attracted a lot of scolding, and some people even drew a cartoon of "kelp wrapped around the submarine" for the bureau to satirize him.

It's just that this is a fact in the submarine world, that is, a small nylon rope can really kill a submarine.

So later, after some netizens confirmed that this kind of thing could really happen, a group of people even went to the patent office to apply for a patent, and some people who claimed to be inventors also claimed that they had invented a weapon specifically used to "make kelp wrapped submarines".

At this moment, Chen Beiming is copying this statement.

Therefore, when Haruko and the others heard it, they immediately misunderstood, and thought that the Xia military had specially invented a secret weapon to "launch kelp".

"If Xia Guo really invented a weapon that can fire ropes such as nylon ropes at fixed points and in a directional direction to specifically destroy the propellers of submarines, then ......"

The more they thought about it, the more scared they became.

As a result, a few days later, the military of a certain country held an emergency meeting overnight, and the topic of the meeting was to discuss how to deal with the secret weapon of Xia Guo's "kelp entangled submarine", and then a special research group was set up to tackle this project, in order to manufacture a weapon capable of launching "kelp."

It's a pity that the research has not made any breakthroughs, but has delayed some other related research projects.

Later, they learned from other channels that this was just Chen Beiming's words, and they all sighed: "Chen Beiming mistook us!" Chen Beiming misunderstood us! He delayed us for three years with a single word! ”

Of course, that's another story.

The scene of the program of "Film Information Station".

After Chen Beiming finished telling the story of kelp entangled in the submarine, he began to tell some small stories about filming "Hunting U571".

Finally, Miao Miao asked: "Mr. Xiaoshan, I heard a news that in order to make the screening effect of "Hunting U571" the best possible, you have asked the cinema to upgrade the theater, is there such a thing?" ”

Chen Beiming said with a smile: "Yes, our film is a drama, focusing on a tense and suffocating plot, but I have always believed that in order for such a movie to be successful, in addition to the script and performance, the audio-visual effects are also very important, such as the effect of feeling that the world is going to be destroyed when it explodes, for example, when it is nervous, there must be the kind of suffocation that suffocates when the breath is stagnant, but these can only be presented by advanced audio-visual equipment, so I will have such a proposal." ”

"As far as I know, some theaters are very vocal in opposition, is that true?"

Chen Beiming nodded: "That's the case, after all, upgrading the theater line requires a lot of money, so many theaters are unwilling to cooperate, and we can't and can't force others, right?" But I don't want my fans to be unable to enjoy the gluttonous feast of auditions, so I have no choice but to use this mouth to move some friends, telling them to simply invest in their own theaters, oh, by the way, the name of this theater is Wanda Pictures, everyone should remember in the future, if you want to get the best audition enjoyment, then you must go to Wanda Pictures. ”

Bang bang bang.

There was another round of applause.

Seeing this, Yang Yang, who was sitting in front of the TV and watching this show with his father, couldn't help but pout: "I'm really not ashamed!" ”

Yang Yang's heart is not as gentle and sweet as it seems.

His father glanced at him, snorted, and couldn't help laughing: "People didn't recruit you to provoke you, why do you always look at people who don't like it!" You can't have a crush on him, do you? I can tell you, don't give me this kind of thing, people have girlfriends! ”

"W-I'm going to take a fancy to him? How can it be! Yang Yang pulled the tone long, and after a moment, she suddenly turned around and hugged her father's arm coquettishly: "Dad, is the kelp wrapped around the submarine he said true or false?" ”

"Huh?"

Her father didn't react at all.

But soon, he burst out laughing.

"Dad, what are you laughing at? Tell me quickly, is what he said true? Have we really developed a secret weapon for kelp wrapping around submarines? ”

Her father didn't answer, just laughed, and the more he laughed, the happier he became.

This Chen Beiming is really so good at fooling that he can be the director of the war, and he actually fooled his daughter into half-believing it, hahahaha, interesting-interesting-

In this night's program, Chen Beiming played well, made the audience laugh and successfully promoted the movie "Hunting U571" to everyone, arousing everyone's appetite.

So when he left, Miao Miao took the initiative to conclude: "Through today's show, I am really full of expectations for "Hunting U571", Mr. Xiaoshan, you must remember to contact me when the movie is tested, I will be the host for you for free——"

After a moment, she turned her head and whispered: "I just want to see this movie for the first time, audience friends, do you want to be the same as me?" If you want to, remember to look at the information at the bottom of the screen, hurry up and interact with our program, as long as you answer all the questions correctly, you may be lucky to be drawn, and then participate in the premiere of Mr. Xiaoshan with me, I will definitely try every way to ask for a few more tickets with Mr. Xiaoshan this year, audience friends, you must remember to join our program quickly! ”