Chapter 0321: We're here to rob relatives

The plum blossom walked step by step, one hand on the button on the chest, as if she was about to untie her clothes at any moment. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

What Jia Min is most afraid of now is that Lamei also takes off her clothes, in that case, it will be difficult to talk to her.

When Lamei Blossom takes one step, Jia Min's heart flutters, and when he takes two steps, he flutters twice, which can be described as terrifying step by step.

Finally, Lamei stood a meter away in front of Jia Min, put her hand off the button, and finally didn't take off her clothes.

Although he didn't take off his clothes, the words he said were more uncomfortable than taking off his clothes and calling Jia Min.

"Jadusi, Wendula Prairie and Bukui have always lived in peace before, do you know why?"

Previously living in peace? You're a fool. Robbing official villages, plundering people, taking in fugitives, smuggling goods, robbing merchants and ......, all these things are all done by you.

"That's because the guards of Bukui in the past were all my men. Even if there was a slight misunderstanding between the two parties, we solved it in bed. ”

It's bad, this matter is getting more and more complicated, this plum blossom, don't play cards according to the routine, what to say, she dares to hug outside, true and false, false and real, so that you can't scratch your head, it's just a thing to confuse right and wrong.

The two of them were talking in the middle, and their voices were not small. La Meihua also deliberately raised her voice, so what the two said, people on both sides could hear it.

Jia Min didn't want to speak loudly, even if he was a person who had traveled through time, it would be difficult for him to say these words in public.

However, Lamei said loudly, always so that others can hear, if he is not loud, his own words can not be heard by others, as if his heart is empty.

When Lamei said this, the people of the government corps could calculate it in their hearts. Although I don't know if it's true or not, they are all Han Chinese, and when they saw a woman admit it in public, they instinctively thought it was true.

"Chief Min, don't listen to his nonsense, there's nothing like that."

Zhao Dahai was anxious.

He is the previous chief official of Bu Kui, if what Lamei said is true, won't he also become Lameihua's guest of the scene? So he hurriedly came out to defend himself.

"Zhao Dahai, what are you anxious about? What are we doing? I am not like you women in the Han land, who sleep with others, and they will end up from the beginning. ”

"Sir Min, I really don't have anything to do with her, don't trust her."

Zhao Dahai looked at the officers and soldiers around him, and saw disdainful faces.

"So, Jadus, we have to go back to bed to settle the matter. You Han people have a saying, called a night husband and wife hundred days, last time you coveted my beauty, although I rejected you, but that is only our private matter, you can't use public weapons for private use, use the army of the court, and vent your personal anger on these innocent people in our tribe. ”

"La Meihua, don't slander, I have nothing to do with you, and you don't expect others to believe your nonsense."

Although Jia Min's voice is not small, he always feels that he has no confidence in his words. It's not that he has a weak heart, but that he feels that what he says is pale and weak compared to the plum blossoms.

"Jia Dusi, slander is not slandered, justice is in the hearts of the people. The whole Wendura grassland knows that your thing is a little silkworm chrysalis. If you don't have a personal relationship with me, how do others know? ”

Nonsense, how do you know? It's not you who spread the rumor.

"If you say that you have no personal relationship with me, do you dare to show your thing and ask everyone to verify it in public?"

Verify in public? Do you think I'm going to fall for you? In that case, wouldn't I be like you? When you bite me back, saying that I played a hooligan in front of five or six hundred of you women taking a bath, how will I mix up in the future?

Even if they don't mind Baochai, if the emperor knows, won't they dismiss me and investigate me? It's a shameful thing to do.

Lameihua's current way is to deny their premeditated plan to attack Bukui, and use the excuse of going to the Erdao River to take a bath, trying to muddy the water, and then beating a rake.

Now she is just talking about these romantic things, that is, to divert her attention and turn a serious battle into a large-scale gossip scandal.

The purpose is naturally to ask Jia Min to lift the encirclement and take advantage of the so-called bathing kung fu to slip away.

Now, Jia Min has discovered another mistake of his own.

Since his appearance, the topic has been set by Lameihua, and she has mastered the direction of the conversation.

This ability was what Jia Min was best at before, and it was also because of the scene of six or seven hundred undressed women that shocked him too much, so he was led away by the plum blossom for a while.

After thinking about this layer, Jia Min has a way in his heart.

"Lamei Blossom, whether that thing about me is big or small, we'll study it later. Today's matter has to be solved after all, right? ”

"Jia Dusi is right to say this, it was supposed to take a bath, and it was not a big deal."

"La Meihua, I admit it, you are here to take a bath, not to attack Bukui."

"That's right, it's supposed to be a bath, and these rough people under your command know how to wronged people."

Lamei has a coquettish tone, as if she is coquettish, and there is a trace of resentment.

Seeing the two of them say this, the people of the government corps were a little confused.

It's obvious that if you lose a war, you take off your clothes and play a scoundrel, so it will become a bath? How could Chief Min admit that they were taking a bath?

And say we're rough people? Which of our government corps is not literate and hyphenated? We are the army with the highest level of culture in the Great German Empire, and we dare to say that we are rough people?

"Yes, Lamei Tou Man, this is a misunderstanding."

What does this mean, Sir? We fought hard for a long time, and it turned out to be a misunderstanding?

"Jadusi, this is indeed a misunderstanding. But what's the matter with your firearms? ”

"Firearms? Where are the firearms? Those bastards are idle, but they're here to set off some fireworks. ”

"It's not a New Year's holiday, why did you come here to set off firecrackers? You see, my men have beaten them to death. ”

"Your people can come here to bathe, why can't my people come and set off fireworks? It was all a misunderstanding without prior notice. It's all accidental injury, accidental injury. ”

Why did you get injured by mistake? We're all aiming for it.

"Jia Dusi, according to the rules of the grassland, you have to pay for it."

"Actually, we're not just here to set off fireworks, we're here for something else. However, you said that you should do it according to the rules of the grassland, and I still agree. ”

"Come, what else is going on?"

"I won't tell you about this yet, but I agree to let you go back. I'll go back and talk to my men and I'll tell you. ”

What's the matter, just let them go back? Did Chief Min confuse the vixen?

Oh my God, could it be that Chief Min really had something to do with her?

The GIs are actually very gossipy.

Jia Min went back and muttered to Feng Ziying and several battalion commanders for a while.

A few people were stunned at first, and then, one by one, a malicious smile appeared on their faces. Then a few people went down to make arrangements, and the officers began to mumble to the soldiers.

The GIs, like the officers, looked stunned at first, and then they became excited, as if they were going to be grooms.

Then he began to pull the grass on the ground, kneaded the grass into a rope of grass, stuffed it into his waist, and waited eagerly, with a hungry light in his eyes.

When Lamei saw this, she was very confused, and kept guessing what the hell Jia Min was going to do.

Before she could figure it out, Jia Min came back.

"Plum blossoms, now I'll tell you why we're here. According to the rules of the grassland, if you meet a woman who is bathing, if the woman is unmarried and the man is not married, she can rob her relatives. Therefore, we are here today to rob relatives. ”

After Jia Min finished speaking, with a wave of his hand, the Franc machine on the side of the Fu Corps opened fire, and the target was where the Iron Buddha men stood.

As soon as the cannon sounded, the fourth battalion rushed out towards the men, and the third battalion, which was besieging there, immediately withdrew to both sides, opening up the encirclement.

Those Iron Buddha men, seeing that someone in front of them is attacking, and there is a way to retreat behind, if they don't run at this time, when will they stay? So he mounted his horse and fled.

When the third battalion saw that the Iron Buddha man had fled, they immediately pretended to pursue, just shouting in the back, but they no longer fired guns and guns.

When the four battalions saw that the men had run away, they did not chase after them, but when they turned around, they surrounded the women.

The first and second battalions here were already red-eyed, so they rushed up with a scream.

He also shouted "Grab a kiss", "Grab a kiss", "Whoever grabs it counts." ”

All of them ran towards the unsheltered women as if they had seen their prey.

Those Iron Buddha women, although they also often fight. However, in terms of individual fighting ability, where is the opponent of the elite soldiers of the government corps.

The soldiers rushed up, caught them in three or two strokes, tied their hands and feet with straw ropes, and walked back on their shoulders, their faces filled with infinite excitement.

While walking, I rejoice in my heart; Our chief Min is really good, not only leading us to win the battle, but also getting us a lady.

It's good now, pick up a lady for nothing, and even save the bride price.

Lamei Blossom forced Jia Min to be embarrassed step by step, who would have thought that Jia Min could have such a scoundrel trick.

Just as he was about to reprimand Jia Min, he saw Zhao Dahai come over with a wicked smile.

"Chief Min, you don't want this, right? If you don't want to, I'll do it. ”

"I don't want it, you can do it."

"Jia Fly, you little silkworm chrysalis, you despicable ......."

Without waiting for Lameihua to finish speaking, Zhao Dahai made a move, and within a few rounds, he subdued Lameihua and tied his hands and feet.

"La Meihua, you actually spread rumors that I have a leg with you, this time, Lao Tzu really accepted you, and I don't owe you to wronging me."

Speaking of this plum blossom, no matter how Zhao Dahai treated her at this time, he just scolded Jia flies, small silkworm chrysalis, despicable villains and the like.

When Jia Min heard this, he had no choice but to shake his head.

Alas, in just a few moments, you gave me several nicknames.