Chapter 191: The girls are very dragged and the lepers don't want to go on a blind date
"Yo Xiaoyuan! Why did you come out without wearing a military uniform, that military uniform is handsome! "The woman who is about the same age as Lin Yuan is Lin Yuan's sister-in-law, and when she saw Lin Yuan, she shouted. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"His sister-in-law! The man is not at home, and he is ready to pull the Lin family's baby to bed. Another sister-in-law shouted at the sister-in-law.
"My man is back, it's much more useful than the man at home! Why don't you try it, sister-in-law, hahaha......"
Lin Yuansao blushed! Without such a joke, what do you mean to try! Can you try this, a group of women who are splashing around, if they really try, they don't know how to die.
Lin Yuancai didn't bother to pay attention to them and joked with these women! You can never make a bargain.
Hehe smiled, Lin Yuan took out a cigarette! Greeting each other along the way, one cigarette after another was thrown out: "You guys play first, smoke!" I've got something to go out for. ”
Smoking, smoking! Hehehe......
"Yo! It seems that I am looking for that little hoof in Yujia Village! Xiaoyuan couldn't wait. A woman's words almost made Lin Yuan stumble, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead! The pace quickened a little.
These women are more ridiculous than the other! Lin Yuan's back, like running away, caused a burst of laughter from the villagers in the village! Especially those sisters-in-law, they laughed even more happily.
Lin Yuan can still hear it when he walks far away: "Xiaoyuan is still a chick, he can't stand up when he looks shy, that sister-in-law asked Xiaoyuan to climb on your kang head and teach him well!" ”
Lin Yuan was convinced, and his red face burned and he gave himself a slap! I'm rubbing, these women, when it comes to talking nonsense, men can't stand it.
Lin Yuan lit a cigarette and calmed down his embarrassment! As soon as I arrived at the fork in the road, I saw the leper coming out of the village entrance with a bitter face.
Lin Yuanyuan watched, and the leper father kicked him in the ass: "Hurry up!" Just wear a military uniform, you are still not happy, Lao Tzu will tell you a daughter-in-law, and you will not give Lao Tzu a long face. ”
"Wow! Dad, this is all out! You're still kicking me, isn't this in a military uniform? The uniform is serious, you can't insult him! The leper retorted.
"Shout! You are wearing a military uniform, and you are also the son of Lao Tzu! The soldiers are all soldiers, and they can't kick it yet! "Bump! The leper got another kick in the ass.
Lin Yuan looked at it and squinted his eyes and smiled: "Ah! Leper, what are you doing? ”
The leper was stunned for a moment, and when he looked up, he saw the fork in the road at the entrance of the village, and Lin Yuan on the hillside! Digging his waist and running up: "Yo! Brother Yuan, where are you going, take me! ”
"You can't go anywhere, go on a blind date with a leper!" The leper father is very vigorous, and it is another kick to go up.
"Daddy! I'm unlucky today.,I'm beaten in the morning.,Look at this blind date won't be successful.,You go back to the old age!? Listening to the meaning of the leper's words, the leper was dissatisfied with the blind date.
Lin Yuan couldn't hear it, and winked at the leper: "What's the matter!?" ”
At the same time, Lin Yuan quickly took out his cigarette, and handed it to his leper father with a joke.
"You said Lin Yuan! Do you say that it is easy for me to raise a leprosy? ”
"It's not easy!" Lin Yuan replied immediately.
"Is it!? Look at it, you unfilial thing, even Lin Yuan understands this truth! Lao Tzu asked you to go on a blind date with your distant cousin, why don't you want to? It's good to know the roots. ”
"Daddy! You also know that it was a distant cousin, that it was a close family marriage! Besides, the cousin, the ass is like a grinding plate, even like a bowl, and it's like a bowl! I don't like that fat meat, I don't like it! The leper had a bitter face, and his head shook like a rattle.
"What's wrong with a big ass!? The ass is powerful and easy to give birth! What's wrong with the fat!? That's blessed. Daddy said with a glare, looking very pleased with his distant cousin.
"I protest! I don't like that type. The leper yelled.
Lin Yuanle is happy! The emotional leper is forced to go on a blind date, ah 1? The leper wants to come back on a blind date, I'm afraid it's the leper father and mother who are satisfied with other girls, and this leper can't look down on it.
And big ass, huh!? This is in line with the taste of lepers, but if it is fat!? Hehe, I won't agree to kill the leper, what people want is the kind of lordic body that is convex and backward, and the model is the same.
This is the standard of beauty for lepers! is the standard lover imagined by the leper, of course, it is better to be a wife.
Ahem, ahem! coughed twice, stopped the quarrel between the father and son, and said with a smile: "Uncle! The leper is unwilling, and it's useless for you to force it! I know that lepers don't like fat people, they like big butts and slim ones. ”
"Big ass and slim, what's that like!? With the same figure as the goose at home, walking with twist? How sassy it should be...... "Daddy Leper was stunned! As he spoke, his face became ugly.
"Who told you to be like a goose, to see a model in a magazine? That's it, if you can't find it!? Blind date, blind date of wool. I don't care, I'm going to take a break, I'm going home and changing my uniform, I'm going to go out and play! The leper yelled, turned around and ran home.
"Brother Yuan! Wait, I know you're going to see Sister-in-law Wanting! I'll also go and see, is there a beautiful girl in Wanting's sister-in-law's house!? The leper ran and shouted, as if he was afraid that Lin Yuan would leave.
The leper father's face turned red angrily, and he took off his cotton shoes and threw them over: "Little rabbit, you wait with me, okay!" Look for it yourself, if you can't find a good daughter-in-law, don't come back. ”
"Uncle! Don't worry, I've got you covered! Lin Yuan said, don't say anything else!? The leper is his own brother, and this favor must be helped.
"Hey! You said Xiaoyuan, why did I give birth to such a thing! I'm. "The leper dad pads his legs, picks up the shoes that were thrown out seven or eight meters, and puts them on! Just go home.
"Okay, I don't care, but this, hey...... Think of a reason to reject that girl!? How can I explain it, this and this ......" the leper father underestimated as he walked.
Lin Yuan laughed, this leper and his father! It's a pair of living treasures, from the time the leper was a child to the present! The leper has been raising the bar with this father, and the leper always has clear footprints on his ass.
Lin Yuan squatted down, playing with Wangjiacun and squinting his eyes and smoking: "Oh, leprosy! Let's see if there is any peach blossom luck today, I heard that Wanting also has a cousin who looks good!? Tell me about Wanting, is there a play to watch the leper!? ”
After Lin Yuan thought about it, the leper ran over in a casual suit, looking very energetic, coupled with the calf-like body, he was simply a muscular man!
The appearance is resolute, and the face is distinct! But the leper squinted and smiled, and the lewd smile did not dare to compliment.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Brother Yuan, let's go! At this time, the leper was in a good mood, clicked and lit a cigarette, and took a deep breath.