Tang Xu is an idiot, everyone who has seen him says so. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info He's not tall, he doesn't look good, and his brain isn't good enough. But he looks like he has no quarrel with the world, which makes people always want to scold him for being an idiot, but he can't do it and really beat him.

Although Tang Xu is a little disgusted with the title of idiot, he doesn't bother to argue, he can't win anyway, so he just lives his own life and makes others angry.

"Ouch!" On the way home, Tang Xu was still worried about a math problem, and accidentally stepped on a banana peel and fell.

"Haha, idiot. Walk without eyes? Liu Yi, who was in the same class, chewed the banana in his mouth.

"Littering, no public morality." Tang Xu got up from the ground, threw the banana peel into the trash can on the side of the road, and patted the soil on his pants.

"You've never been angry?" Liu Yi was very curious about what Tang Xu's tantrum looked like, but he had been a classmate for 6 years, and he had never seen it once.

"Why do you need the police to do it when you're angry?" Tang Xu walked forward expressionlessly.

"Tsk, this sentence is a bit of a crazy and cool drag." Liu Yi swallowed what was in his mouth and followed him.

“。。。” Tang Xu didn't want to speak, and continued to think about his math problems. He had a bad brain, but he believed that the stupid bird flew first.

"Huh? Where are you going? As soon as Liu saw that he didn't speak, he also walked with his head bored, and walked out of a section and found that Tang Xu didn't follow.

"I'm home." Tang Xu waved his hand at him and walked into a district community.

"When you're not stupid, it's really a bit of a cold and domineering style in a novel." Liu Yi didn't care about Tang Xu without saying goodbye, shrugged his shoulders, and continued to walk forward.

"Whew." Tang Xu went home and took a shower, took a can of Coke from the refrigerator to drink, and the cold liquid rolled into his throat, taking away all the fatigue of the day.

"I've done my homework, what should I do now?" Tang Xu looked around the whole house, it was very clean, and the house that was cleaned every day was spotless. Liu Yi was startled when he first came, saying that he thought Tang Xu was a woman. Looking at the bookcase again, I finished reading all the books I bought, and I made notes, which were more detailed than the head of the school.

"I'm so serious, why am I still so stupid?" Even if an idiot is like Tang Xu, it is inevitable to complain about God's unfairness.

"It must be that I haven't worked hard enough, I'll keep doing it!" Tang Xu cheered himself up.

Tang Xu turned on the TV, holding the remote control and changing it aimlessly one after another, there were idol dramas everywhere, as if people all over the world were in love.

"Boring, don't these people have to go to school or work?" Tang Xu just wanted to turn off the TV, and a movie trailer flashed out.

"Wow. So cool! Turning off the TV, Tang Xu was still sighing, he didn't remember the name of the movie, he only remembered that the male protagonist was struck by lightning on the way home and had superpowers.

"If only I had superpowers." Tang Xu was lying on the bed still fantasizing that if he had superpowers, he would definitely become a superhero. It's a pity that fantasy is fantasy after all, and Tang Xu can only enjoy it in his dreams. Tang Xu closed his eyes and counted the sheep, probably because his brain was not enough, and he fell asleep before he counted to 100, and in his dream he ate 100 skewers of mutton, and his farts smelled of mutton.

Whoop! Whoop! Tang Xu was woken up by the rooster's excited crow.

"When did my alarm clock go silent?" Tang Xu opened his eyes in a daze.

"The sky is so blue." Tang Xu seemed to have seen such a blue sky for a long time, and his mood suddenly became very good.

"Huh? What about the ceiling in my house? Tang Xu sat up suddenly, there was no ceiling, no bed, no home...

"Where is this?!" Tang Xu found himself lying on a meadow, and there were several sheep grazing there not far away.

"Could it be that I'm eating too much lamb skewers and dreaming?" Tang Xu was stunned, stood up and looked around, in addition to him being a sheep, there were blue sky and white clouds.

"Hey! He woke up. Tang Xu heard someone talking, and hurriedly turned back to look for it, but there was no one.

“。。。 Is there a ghost? Tang Xu shivered, and the wind around him became cold.

"Let's go and have a look." This time it was another person's voice, but Tang Xu still didn't see half a figure.

"Who! Come out quickly. Other.. Don't scare me! Tang Xu shouted to give himself courage, but it didn't seem to have any effect.

"What's your name? Mankind. "The first time, the voice came again.

"My name is Don." Tang Xu lowered his head along the voice and saw a sheep, no, it was a flock of sheep.

"Mom..." Tang Xu was so frightened that he sat on the ground again, the sheep actually could speak, did he know that his stomach was full of mutton and he wanted to come to him to pay for his life? Idiot Tang Xu didn't realize that the mutton was also eaten in a dream.

"Tang Maya. It's a special name. The other sheep chewed on the grass in his mouth and spoke a little slurred.

"You really look like Liu Yi like this." As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Xu was startled by himself again, was he talking to the sheep just now? Are you crazy too?

"Who is Liu Yi? Your companions? The sheep like Liu Yi swallowed the grass in his mouth and asked.

"Liu Yi is... Leave Liu Yi alone, you are... Sheep? Tang Xu's mind was very messy, but he was not as scared as he was just now.

"Yes, we are sheep. Baa ~ Baa ~ " In order to prove himself, Yang Liu Yi cleared his throat and called Tang Xu twice.

"Alright. Let me be quiet ... Tang Xu felt that his ears were fine, and if he looked closely at the flock of sheep in front of him, his eyes were fine, could it be that there was something wrong with his brain? I'm a little stupid, but my brain is not bad, and I passed the biology exam.

"He's probably scared, probably because he's never seen a talking sheep." The other, apparently clever sheep, spoke, as if to explain to the other sheep, and the other sheep nodded their heads.

"So, you are sheep and can talk." Tang Xu tried to follow their train of thought.

"And where am I? Am I in a dream? Tang Xu is very depressed, the male protagonist in the movie was struck by lightning and has superpowers, he dreamed of a group of talking sheep, and he looked smarter than himself, which was really enough.

"This is Archie, our home. I don't know if you're dreaming or not, we've been here since we were born anyway. The clever sheep winked at him.

“。。。” will blink, Tang Xu holds his forehead.

"Is there anyone else here?" Tang Xu thought that since they called him a human, there should be someone else.

"Of course." Yang Liu Yi said.

"Where are they?" Tang Xu admired his reasoning, and he also wanted to talk to people who were human beings as soon as possible, lest he would feel that he was a sheep after a long time.

"Right ahead..." As soon as the smart sheep turned his head, Tang Xu immediately accelerated and ran forward, and the next second he heard a miserable scream.

"Didn't you tell him there was a big hole here?" Yang Liu Yi was still a little distressed by Tang Xu, who was bruised and swollen.

"I haven't had time yet." The smart sheep looked helpless, but the sheep's expression probably looked similar.

"What are you doing? Pull me up, it hurts me. Tang Xu was lying on his back at the bottom of the pit, unable to move, and it seemed that he had fallen lightly.

"That's not going to work." The wise sheep went to the edge of the pit and looked inside.

"Is this a trap you use to catch people?" Tang Xu was taken aback by his own brain hole, but this is not impossible, sheep can speak, can't sheep arrest people? It seems that he really shouldn't have eaten those lamb skewers, and he was retributed.

"Are you thinking too much, Tang Maya." Yang Liu Yi rolled his eyes.

"My name is Tang Maya, my name is Tang Xu! The rising sun! "What the hell is the name, with two ears that big and used to fan mosquitoes? If it hadn't been trapped and couldn't move, Tang Xu would have wanted to give it a kick. Even if he looks like Liu Yi, his virtue is so similar, it's really annoying. Liu Yi always said that he had never seen Tang Xu get angry, so he endured it, Tang Xu secretly swore that when he arrived at school, he had to punch him first.

"You didn't say what your name was." Yang Liu Yi did not give up.

"Alright, don't say it. Let's see how we can get him on first. The clever sheep stared at the two round eyes and looked around.

"Didn't you say no? Why is it working again now? Tang Xu felt like a clown, and he was still in front of a flock of sheep.

"Can we pull you up? Of course, you have to think of other ways, don't worry, wait for me to find out. The smart sheep didn't get angry with him, walked to the tree next to him, raised his forelimbs and lay on the trunk, it took a lot of effort to bite a vine, and then dragged desperately to the edge of the pit, and Liu Yi also went over to help, and after a while, a group of sheep passed. They pulled the vines long enough, and then threw them into the pit, allowing Tang Xu to climb out on his own. There is really no other way, a few sheep don't have the strength to drag a big living person.

Tang Xu gritted his teeth and grabbed the tree vine, and with a lot of effort, he fell again. It turned out that he used too much force, and the vines were loosened, and Tang Xu had no strength to get angry in pain, so he could only tighten the vines little by little, and when he was really tightened, he carefully rubbed against the wall of the pit, and he didn't know how long he rubbed it, and he felt that his face and chin were going to peel off, so he climbed to the edge of the pit with difficulty. As soon as I came up, I lay on my stomach and didn't move, gasping for breath, feeling like half my life was about to be tossed away.

It's really retribution, if you can leave alive, you won't eat meat for the rest of your life, quit! Tang Xu swore in his heart.

"Are you going to find any other humans?" Yang Liu thought that Tang Xu was asleep, he didn't want to leave, the sheep had to go, it was going to be dark, and the wolves were about to come out in a while, so he had to hurry back to a safe place to hide.

"Yes." After resting enough, Tang Xu also regained some sense, and his anger was much less.

"Then come with us." The clever sheep said and beckoned the sheep to gather together, and the large army was about to set off.

Tang Xu followed the sheep forward, and didn't go far when he saw a sparsely populated village. The smart sheep told Tang Xu that all human beings live there, let him go by himself. Then, he led the flock to speed up in the other direction.