Fang Jiu didn't know how he casually made a joke and said the 'truth', so that everyone around him could hear it, but he knew that those three old men must have hated him to death.

At this time, a sneer suddenly came from behind: "This brother, you are too unlucky, as soon as the crowd is quiet, you have come to tell the truth, but you have offended those literati to death!" ”

Fang Jiu's face flushed, and he turned his head and said, "Brother, don't laugh at me......"

Before he finished speaking, Fang Jiu suddenly saw the person's face clearly at the moment of the calcium carbide spark, and he immediately stopped breathing, his heart stopped, his hands and feet were cold, and his mouth was dry, and he just thought in his heart: "How come?" How can it be so stunning? ”

But in an instant, Fang Jiu came to his senses, and scolded in his heart: "Grandma's legs almost fascinated a man!" ”

"That's not right! It's a girl, and she's a stunning beauty! ”

Fang Jiu's gaze moved slightly, and he immediately judged the gender of the 'man' in front of him.

Maybe the ancients didn't know how to quickly distinguish between men and women, but as a modern person, if you don't even know how to distinguish men and women through the Adam's apple, then it can be said that you are living in vain, except for shemales, of course.

With a judgment in his heart, Fang Jiu's eyes rolled, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he squeezed to the side of the 'man', he was ready to tease and tease this extremely beautiful 'man'.

However......

Before he could make a move, Fang Jiu suddenly felt a hard object on his waist, he looked down, cold sweat suddenly trickled down, and the hard object was actually a dagger with cold light.

"Don't mess around!" Fang Jiu said nervously, his body retreated at the same time, but he was caught in the crowd, and where could he easily retreat, so he only hoped that no second goods would suddenly push him or the 'man' in front of him, and there would be no place to cry if he was stabbed like that.

Fortunately, Fang Jiu's luck was good, at this moment, the old man named Mr. Ye Shan was offering ink, and everyone's attention was focused on the table in front of the old man, so the crowd was still very quiet.

But......

The 'man' in front of her didn't put the dagger away for a long time, but looked at Fang Jiu with a smile in her beautiful eyes, from above to down, and from below to up, seeing Fang Jiu uncomfortable, and wondering if he was wearing the wrong clothes somewhere.

After a long time, she smiled and said, "It looks polite, but I didn't expect it to be bold!" ”

Fang Jiu, who said it in just one sentence, was red-faced, and he hated to find a crack in the ground to get into, but what made him even more puzzled was how she could see that idea that had just come to her mind.

But he couldn't figure it out, Fang Jiu didn't bother to think about it, he just wanted to stay away from this girl dressed as a man now, lest the crowd would be in a commotion for a while, and it wouldn't be cost-effective for him to be stabbed inexplicably.

At this time, Mr. Ye Shan in front of the restaurant finally finished offering ink, and the middle-aged fat man next to him picked up Mr. Ye Shan's ink treasure and read aloud: "Visit the West Lake, mention the tin pot, the tin pot drops the West Lake, and it is a pity for the tin lake!" ”

"Good union!"

"It's worthy of Liu Jieyuan, it's really good!"

"yes, even a rough person like me thinks it's very good......"

"I just don't know who can match it!"

“……”

The crowd of onlookers, who were originally quiet, gradually became agitated, which made Fang Jiu's heart startled, and he couldn't care about anything else, he immediately tensed his muscles all over his body, and squeezed out of the cracks in the crowd in a shouting and scolding.

Merely......

Although he managed to avoid the dagger in the girl's hand, he rushed directly to the front of the crowd, attracting the attention of nearly a hundred eyes in an instant.

Among them, the middle-aged fat man saw that it was Fang Jiu, who had spoken disrespectfully before, and his face suddenly had a touch of displeasure, and his words were full of yin and yang: "What? Thinking of the next link so quickly? Isn't it a little too fast? ”

"I ......"

Fang Jiu was stunned for a moment, he hadn't heard what the upper link was just now, let alone went to the lower link, but before he could speak, Mr. Ye Shan, who was beside the fat man, said unceremoniously: "Hmph! He also wants to fight against this couplet? Even the old man can't make this couplet in such a short period of time! ”

Fang Jiu's face suddenly had a touch of anger, but those people just didn't see it, and Liu Fengqi, who was standing behind the three old men, was even more disdainful, and then the old man's words said: "Although this couplet is the simplest of today's three couplets, it is definitely not something that ordinary people can come out with, as for you...... I think it's better to go down and think about it for a while! ”

Hearing this, the fire in Fang Jiu's heart.

He hadn't thought about going to some bullshit couplet.

But these dogs don't even give him a chance to speak, and it's a sneer to cover their faces.

And......

Who the said Lao Tzu wouldn't have couplets?

Lao Tzu is a serious Chinese college student!

During the Chinese New Year, I sold Spring Festival couplets on the street!

As soon as he thought of this, Fang Jiu's expression changed, and he suddenly became dumbfounded, it seems that there is still a little difference between the Spring Festival couplets and the couplets!

However, before Fang Jiu could find a step for himself to go down, Xiao Qiuxiang, who had squeezed out of the crowd at some point, was already standing beside him.

"My son-in-law is a real talent, who says he can't come out?" Xiaoqiu pouted and glared at Liu Fengqi and the others.

Saying that, Qiu Xiang turned her head and shook Fang Jiu's arm, and said, "Childe, I'm right, you must have already come up with the next link, right?" ”

Fang Jiu's face flushed, and he said stubbornly: "It's a little bit of an idea!" ”

Hearing this, Xiao Qiuxiang came to her senses even more, and said excitedly: "Childe, hurry up and tell your next link, let them see how great your ability is!" ”

However, Fang Jiu was silent, silent, and only thought about one thing in his mind, that is, who the fuck read Shanglian to me again, or I will take the hair!

At this time, the girl in the crowd dressed as a man suddenly rolled her eyes, seemed to think of something, and said loudly: "Can you say Shanglian again?" I didn't hear it clearly! ”

Hearing this, although the middle-aged fat man did not read the upper link again, he ordered someone to hang the ink treasure in his hand on the joint shelf in front of the door.

In an instant, everyone stretched their necks and browsed the content on Mobao, after all, listening and watching are two different things, if you want to make a good downlink, not only the sound must be correct, but also the meaning should be flat, which is very exquisite.

However......

Fang Jiu just glanced at it, and the depths of his eyes lit up, and an extremely strange expression unconsciously appeared on his face.

Because......

He'd seen this couplet before!