Chapter 69: Hell Flower: Reverse Kill!
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(On this afternoon, Yan Ziqiong, Yang Moxiang and other "nuns" were talking and laughing outside, the Zai sisters were fine, the two stepped on the hot wheels, and practiced in the air with fire-tipped guns, both of which were specially forged by Tang Xiaofeng for them, in fact, Tang Xiaofeng was already thinking about whether to make them a lotus treasure robe, which could make them look more like......
At this moment, a figure suddenly flew out of the forest, and the beauties thought it was Tang Xiaofeng, Lin Shuxiang, and Lian Jinfeng, but when they turned their heads, they turned their heads and saw that they were actually a fat and fat monk.
Michelle Yan and the others were taken aback and jumped up one after another...... Is it a great joy Buddha?
The Great Joy Buddha had obviously died under Lin Shuxiang's six-way wheel tower, and he would suddenly appear at this time, which made them shocked, and they were about to make a move.
Lin Shuxiang pulled Lian Jinfeng and flew out, and said with a smile: "He is a son." ”
The nuns were stunned, but "the Buddha of great joy" was one in one hand, hugging Lin Shuxiang and Lian Jinfeng, and grinning: "The joy of all living beings is the great joy." ”
Seeing the sisters looking at each other, Lian Jinfeng said with a smile: "This is the Dingyan Pill refined by the slave family when they were in the East China Sea, which has the effect of changing the shape and appearance, and the slave family only has such a one." ”
Only then did Zhongni react, and Michelle Yan smiled: "It turns out that you fought this idea." ”
The Zai sisters fell down and asked suspiciously, "What idea?" ”
Yan Ziqiong said: "He wants to preside over the sword formation for the evil Buddha." On that day, when Wu Wusi went to the brothel to invite Da is Huanxi Buddha to preside over the Badao Formation, she and Tang Xiaofeng were hiding on the side.
Seeing Tang Xiaofeng let them pretend to be nuns in the past two days, she was somewhat suspicious in her heart, but because she didn't know that there was such a thing as Dingyan Dan, she was not very sure, and now that she saw Tang Xiaofeng become a "Great Joy Buddha", she naturally understood it at once.
Lan Ying's eyes lit up, and she said: "This is indeed a good idea, when we killed the lewd monk, there was no one else around, except for the purple silk girl who went to the East China Sea, everyone else was here, and no one revealed it, Wu Wusi didn't know that the lewd monk was not dead." ”
Tang Xiaofeng said: "What's even better, he didn't die in the hands of others, but died under the wheel tower of the scholar, and his soul was still collected in it, suffering from three smears and five sufferings, now he just wants to be able to be surpassed as soon as possible, and every deal with Wu Wusi is clear, and the book "Joy Sutra" that he and Qiao Guanyin cultivated also fell into our hands, and I have been practicing with Shuxiang for the past few days......"
Yan Ziqiong smiled: "You don't need to talk about this, everyone knows that Shuxiang called out last night when she practiced and practiced." ”
Lin Shuxiang's face turned red, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in...... It's all to blame for the son, who dutifully infused the enchanting medicine in the source of immortal qi into her body, making her confused and unable to control herself.
Yan Ziqiong said: "But there are dozens of female apprentices around the evil Buddha, but you only take a few of us, which is a bit less." ”
Tang Xiaofeng said with a smile: "There is nothing to be done about this, fortunately, although there are many female apprentices, one of you can pick out at random, but the appearance is far better than them, the more troublesome thing is that there are many people on the rivers and lakes who recognize you, the eldest lady of the Yan family and the seven daughters of the Yin Xuan, although you are now shaved and wearing a tie robe, but it is still possible to be recognized, fortunately, Jinfeng can make some disfigure-changing potions, although it is not as easy to use as the Dingyan Pill, but as long as your appearance changes a little, it is enough." But there's something more important......"
Michelle Yan asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Tang Xiaofeng looked at Lin Shuxiang, Lin Shuxiang smiled slightly, swept into the forest, and took out a few "treasure clothes".
Tang Xiaofeng looked at Ziqiong, Ziying, and the Zai sisters and said with a smile: "Those female apprentices who are happy Buddhas, although they are covered with silk clothes on the outside, they don't wear anything inside, you want to pretend to be them, so naturally you have to do this, but if you show the spring light, it will not be good, so Jinfeng specially made these treasure clothes for you." ”
The four girls opened their eyes wide...... This "treasure robe" is composed of two pieces, one is a triangle trousers, and the other is a chest pocket made of two pieces of fabric.
In fact, wearing a tattooed chest and small underwear inside, and wearing a skirt outside, was really a normal thing in the 21st century before the crossing, but no one wore it like this in ancient China, and the clothes of girls in the Tang Dynasty were already relatively open, but wearing them like this still made Michelle Yan and others feel extremely abnormal.
Tang Xiaofeng sighed: "There is no way, this is for the sake of national affairs, to support justice, you have to sacrifice the small self and achieve the big self......"
He spoke beautifully, but the "nuns" were glaring at him fiercely...... You don't want to say such things and laugh at the same time, okay?
Yan Ziqiong is more generous, anyway, it has become like this, and it is not bad, go directly into the forest to change, others can't, and they also follow, Yang Moxiang and others originally had a "green bag treasure clothes", and they took off their clothes and pants inside.
When they came out, Tang Xiaofeng's eyes lit up immediately, although these nuns were bare-headed, they were still charming, and when the wind blew, their clothes were outlined, showing a beautiful posture.
The atmosphere of the Central Plains is originally more open than Lingnan or the East China Sea, **** is half-hidden, and it is not a big deal to expose the arms, unlike the Ming and Qing dynasties, etiquette and religion have reached their peak, and every place on the body must be wrapped tightly, and the clothes are much more conservative than most underskirts in this era, and this alone does not make the women shy.
It's just that I didn't wear pants under the clothes, and I only wore a pair of strange pants that barely covered the gap between the lower abdomen and legs, but it felt extremely cool, and the fabric of this "treasure clothes" was extremely thin and completely fit the skin.
Tang Xiaofeng smiled, hugged Hongying with his left hand, hugged Xiuying with his right hand, and said with a strange smile: "Very good, very good." ”
The nuns thought hatefully...... Okay, you big-headed ghost.
Tang Xiaofeng said: "Well, there is still a big bed missing." ”
Yan Ziqiong stepped forward slowly and said coquettishly: "The bed is easy to get, but there are more important things...... Look at the sword! ”
The flying sword suddenly came out of its sheath and grabbed Tang Xiaofeng's heart.
The women were shocked, Tang Xiaofeng chanted the Buddha's name, his hands were folded, and the golden light broke out, directly blocking the flying sword.
Michelle Yan smiled: "It's okay! With a twist of his body, he instantly moved behind Tang Xiaofeng, and the flying sword slashed back.
A circular Buddha light appeared on Tang Xiaofeng's body, blocking the flying sword again.
Yan Ziqiong said: "Your consummation Buddha light is fake. ”
Tang Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "His name is Da Ri Rulai Dreadnought Mirror, which is not something that can be practiced in a day or two. ”
Michelle Yan said: "And those ...... of his hands"
Tang Xiaofeng said: "That's called 'Thousand Hands', I don't know it yet, but I've practiced it." ”
The girls looked at it, Lin Shuxiang smiled slightly, his hands were folded in front of his chest, but on his shoulders he was like a flower, growing one hundred and eight jade lotus-like arms, or pinching the treasure bottle seal, or pinching the wisdom and auspicious seal, all kinds of handprints pinched, and the treasure on his body was swaying, as if the thousand-handed Guanyin was in the lower realm, it was incredibly beautiful.
Yan Ziqiong glanced at Tang Xiaofeng: "Your maid will be fine, but you won't?" Looks like you're not very talented. ”
Tang Xiaofeng said angrily: "This has nothing to do with talent, okay?" "Huanxi Sutra" was originally to be practiced by two people, the man's practice is called the Ming King Sutra, patience is not as immovable as the earth, the woman's practice is called the Huanxi Ming Concubine Sutra, but the imitation is the female body Guanyin, this 'Thousand Hands' was originally in the Ming Concubine Sutra, but it was practiced by Yao Hai and her father to do that kind of thing. ”
Hongying asked curiously, "Do that kind of thing?" ”
Tang Xiaofeng shrugged: "He has so many female apprentices, where can he get a body?" What if you want to have fun at the same time? By hand? ”
Hongying's face heated up all of a sudden, and the other beauties also blushed, thinking that you wouldn't be tactful?
Yan Ziqiong frowned and said: "The time you have been practicing this Joy Sutra is too short, it is difficult to hide it from people if you start it seriously, and the eighteen Buddha treasures of the lewd monk are also one of his signatures." ”
Wei Ziying said: "With Tang Gongzi's treasure casting technique, it is not a problem to cast eighteen fake Buddha treasures......
Michelle Yan snorted: "Even if there are eighteen fake Buddha treasures, what is the use of not having eighteen hands to use them?" ”
Lin Shuxiang said: "Actually, it doesn't matter, Childe's big thunder sound to break the barrier Buddha light is true, the Nine Heavens Star and Moon Wheel is also true, these two things alone, you can already hide from others, the big joy Buddha is invited by Wu Wusi to preside over the formation, and it is not a fight with people, even if it is a fight with people, we always maintain the flow of yin and yang with Gongzi with the 'stars and the moon', and ordinary masters can't even catch the Buddha's light with Gongzi's big thunder sound barrier breaking Buddha, so there is no need to use the Great Sun Rulai Dreadnought Mirror and the eighteen Buddha treasures." ”
Michelle Yan is right to think about it, plus there is no perfect plan in the world, it really can't work, and it will be improvisable at that time.
Tang Xiaofeng laughed three times and patted his bulging belly: "The joy of all living beings is the great joy, why don't you hurry up and call Master?" ”
The nuns were helpless, and they bowed down together, and Yingying Yanyan said: "Master! ”
Tang Xiaofeng laughed: "Okay, good ......"
All the beauties pouted...... Good you're big!
Next, they made a big sandalwood bed, and several people flew together in the direction of Longzhou.
Tang Xiaofeng sat on the bed in the appearance of a big happy Buddha, being carried by several beautiful eyebrows in turn, and hugging this and that from time to time, Yan Ziqiong and the others couldn't, not only to pretend to be those female apprentices of the Happy Buddha, naturally he wanted to eat some tofu, so even the Zai sisters were taken advantage of by him.
When Zai Yin Toad and Zai Yu Toad left the army with Tang Xiaofeng, they thought that what they were going to do was how dangerous and terrible things they were doing, but they didn't expect that the danger had not yet been encountered, but it was a nonsense, after they were military generals, how did they feel awkward at first, but they just looked at others, but they were obviously used to messing around with General Xiaofeng for a long time.
Needless to say, his seven maids, that Jinfeng girl is obviously already General Xiaofeng's woman.
It is the two daughters of Yan Ziqiong and Wei Ziying, although they cannot be regarded as General Xiaofeng's women, sometimes disgusted by General Xiaofeng's indiscriminate eating of tofu and flamboyant tongue, and sometimes counterattacking, but they obviously don't mind in their hearts, as if General Xiaofeng should be like this, and one day he will become serious, they will be surprised.
From time to time, the sisters wondered, what the hell is going on?
Tang Xiaofeng did not take the "nuns" straight to Longzhou City, but first chartered a green building in a county near Longzhou and made a big fuss for one night.
His reason is also very simple, the Buddha likes to engage in big battles, if he appears in Longzhou City inexplicably, it will make Wu Wusi suspicious, it is better to make a move here, Wu Wusi is waiting for him in Longzhou City, there must be his spies here, it is better to let him find the door by himself.
The nuns thought about it, and seemed to have some truth, so they had to follow him to the Qinglou.
It's just that this kind of place has they been to before?
One by one, they blushed and were uneasy.
Tang Xiaofeng was even more righteous in his words, saying that details determine success or failure, you are now a female disciple of the Great Joy Buddha, what scene have you not seen? It's going to blush, so how can it be done? actually asked them to learn from those Qinglou girls and see how they served people, which made the nuns and beauties itch with hatred in their hearts, thinking that sooner or later they would tear him to pieces.
Of course, although Tang Xiaofeng is messing around, he is still a little measured, these beauties around him are all ten times more beautiful than those Qinglou girls, and they are used to seeing the immortals, these vulgar fans are naturally not in his eyes, if there is a choice, he would rather open a Qinglou by himself, let these fairy beauties be prostitutes, and he will always be the only guest...... Well, this one is just dreaming.
Sure enough, early the next morning, Wu Wusi got the news and came up.
Entering the Qinglou, Wu Wusi saw that although the female disciples around this lewd monk were much less than what he had brought before, they were all sunken fish and geese, and the moon was shy of flowers, especially the one who sat on his lap and was delicately held in his arms, which was almost stunning, and he couldn't help but scold in his heart, he was also a playboy who walked all over the flowers, why didn't he have such good luck?
Sure enough, the good flowers are all inserted in cow dung.
Although he scolded in his heart, Wu Wusi still smiled and clenched his fists: "Why did the Buddha come now?" ”
Tang Xiaofeng laughed, let go of Lian Jinfeng, hugged Yan Ziqiong with one hand, touched and touched her, and laughed: "I wanted to come earlier, but I met this girl on the way, and in order to accept her as an apprentice, I delayed, delayed." ”
Although Yan Ziqiong has been mouthed by him for the past two days, she has never been eaten by him like this, she knows that this guy is taking advantage of Wu Wusi being here, and she doesn't dare to resist, so she takes the opportunity to touch her.
Michelle Yan hated in her heart, but she smiled like a flower, hugged the neck of the "Great Joy Buddha", and said sweetly: "If people had known that Master was such a good person, they would have followed Master early in the morning, and they would not have run away." Secretly, he pinched the flesh on the back of his neck with his nails.
Tang Xiaofeng almost screamed in pain, but he didn't dare to let Wu Wusi see the flaw, and hurriedly laughed three times: "Okay, good, the joy of all living beings is the big ...... Happy...... Enjoy! ”
Hurt......
This is a meaningless chapter,If you are a genuine user of the starting point,The PC side can be refreshed after the normal chapter update at 3:30,The mobile client can re-download the chapter,If you are looking at piracy,Please go to the starting point website or download the mobile phone"Starting point reading",Pay to read "Confucianism and Taoism Overlord of the World"。 (To be continued.) )