Chapter 763: The Prime Minister is furious

The nun had to trot out, but as soon as she got out of the yard and only ran a few steps, she felt a pain in her stomach again, and it seemed that she wanted to be convenient again. She was so anxious that she was about to cry, what did she do, didn't she just finish it, why did she come again!

Finally, rubbed to the kitchen, but disappeared the empty figure, it is estimated that she went to the temple to fetch water, she bent over, used the strength to eat, and stood out of the back mountain gate, as soon as she got out of the back mountain gate, she couldn't stand it anymore, just next to the back mountain door, unfastened her pants, and it was convenient.

A burst of happiness came in an instant, and the nun breathed a sigh of relief, and then screamed: "It's empty, it's empty, hurry up!" ”

Wu Meiniang didn't go far, she was squatting by the stream, looking at the small fish in the water, holding a straw stick in her hand, constantly teasing the fish, as soon as her small grass stick was put on the water, the small fish came to bite, which was very fun.

Wu Meiniang hadn't been so leisurely for a long time, and she was having fun when she suddenly heard someone calling her hoarsely. She turned her head and looked at the back gate, but she saw no one. But she still stood up and cried out, "Who, who's calling me?" ”

The nun said, "Go to the master, the master said that he has something to tell you!" ”

Wu Meiniang was taken aback, wouldn't it, the host of the old nun was pulled like that, and she was still in the mood to clean herself up? Master is Master, physical strength is so good, I can't help tossing!

She slowly walked to the back mountain gate and found a senior sister squatting next to the door, who was a monk who knew the guest and opened the door to welcome guests. She said in surprise: "This senior sister, why don't you go to the thatched house for convenience, and come to this back mountain gate, after you are convenient, how smelly it is here!" ”

The nun felt a little relieved, she looked around, and saw that there were no trees or grass, so she had to say: "Don't talk nonsense, go and pick a few leaves for me, I'll ......."

Before she finished speaking, Wu Meiniang handed over the straw stick in her hand and said, "Senior sister, you use this to scratch first!" ”

The nun had no choice but to take the straw stick, she was afraid of delaying the matter, so she hurriedly said: "It's empty, the prime minister of Menxia Province came, saying that he came to the temple to check on the emperor's order, but I don't know why." Now the master is also having a stomach trouble, and he can't go to greet him, only you are better in our temple, you go to the master first, ask about the situation, and then go to greet the prime minister, don't you dare to make him wait for a long time! ”

When Wu Meiniang heard this, she was immediately overjoyed, her uncle came, he came so quickly, and he came at the right time, and he grabbed the pigtails of the nuns of the temple on the spot...... By the way, they don't have hair, and neither do I. Uncle caught them on the spot, and estimated that he was going to repair them!

She smiled and said, "Okay, I'll go to see the master, senior sister, you shave slowly, senior sister will go!" As she spoke, she ran into the back gate and hurried to the ashram where the old nun was in charge.

The nun in the back looked at the straw stick, and suddenly shouted, "Senior sister stay, you ...... One straw stick is not enough, you can help my sister get a few more......"

Wu Meiniang trotted all the way to the door of the presiding old nun, and said loudly: "Master, did you call the apprentice?" What is the command? The water hasn't been picked yet, and the firewood hasn't had time to chop, it's not that I'm not intentionally lazy, I really can't finish it! ”

How dare the presiding nun offend her now, in the whole temple, she is left alone without squatting and talking, and if she offends again, what should the prime minister do, let him wait outside? Not to mention making the Prime Minister wait any longer, I guess I'm already angry now!

The host Lao Nun shouted: "Good boy, come in quickly, I have something to say to you for the teacher!" ”

Wu Meiniang snorted softly, thinking, "Now that you call me a good apprentice, what are you doing earlier!" She deliberately said, "Master, do you want to punish your disciples?" The disciple does not dare to come in, please master, don't beat the disciple! ”

The host Lao Ni almost jumped up from the toilet in a hurry, and she said, "Good boy, don't say such things." Master blames you, it's all because I listened to your senior sister and second sister, so I misunderstood you, it's all their fault, when the master doesn't have a stomach, I will punish them fiercely, let them carry water and chop wood, and you will supervise it! Come in and talk! ”

Wu Meiniang smiled slightly, a little ...... No, it's the same old thing, and you dare to fix me, see which of us repairs whom. She pushed the door open and entered the house.

As soon as she entered the house, she covered her nose. Okay, there is a smell in the house, this old nun is really good, she is quite an old person, she can pull it so much, it is disgusting to death!

The host Lao Nun beckoned to her and said, "Okay boy, come over quickly." Master tells you that now the prime minister of Menxia Province is here, and he is waiting outside the door, he has come by the emperor's order, and I don't know what he is here for. But the way the master is now, he really can't meet it, in case of a fool's errand, then our Ganye Temple will be doomed! ”

Wu Meiniang sighed, took her hand off her nose, and said, "Master, do you want your disciple to greet the Prime Minister?" But the disciple is lonely and unheard, and he is stupid and stupid, I am afraid that it will not be good to greet him, and the disciple will go out alone, it is not like words, it is not grand enough! ”

The host almost burst into tears, and said, "Good apprentice, don't embarrass Master at this time." Look, how can anyone go out with you now? Ignore it ceremoniously or not, but someone has to greet it, and if it is delayed, the prime minister will have to be angry, we are all monks, where can we afford to provoke the prime minister! ”

Wu Meiniang looked at the host Lao Ni, shook her head and said: "Master, but the disciple has been wronged, and his heart is still uneven, and he really can't smile on his face, so it's better to wait for the master's symptoms to heal, and the disciple will accompany you out!" ”

The host Lao Ni was anxious, and stood up from the toilet tremblingly, and said: "Good apprentice, the master has wronged you, is it not for you to accompany you here, as long as you get through the difficulties in front of you, you can do whatever you want in the future, the master doesn't care anymore, and gives you a *** yard, do you think about it?" Please, Please, Master! ”

Wu Meiniang nodded and said, "Then, according to the master, the disciple will go to greet the prime minister!" As he spoke, he left the house, didn't close the door, and went straight to the front yard.

The host Lao Ni sat back on the toilet, angry in his heart, and thought: "Okay, you little slut, when this matter is over, see how I fix you in the future!" ”

Wu Meiniang ran to the front yard, and saw Ouyang Li blocking the door, shouting loudly, the nuns in the strange temple didn't understand the rules, and they made the prime minister wait for a long time, so bold, don't you want to be mixed, is it possible that you don't want to be a nun? Don't want to be nuns, what else can they be, do they want to be Taoist aunts?

Wu Meiniang ran over happily like a little girl, and when she saw that there were no other nuns on the left and right, she shouted, "Uncle, you are here!" ”

Wang Ping'an walked in from outside the door and said with a smile: "Here, you can be quiet, don't let others hear!" He looked around and said with a smile: "I've been waiting here for a long time, and I've only seen one nun, what are they all doing, aren't they all lining up outside the thatched house?" ”

Wu Meiniang ran to him, saluted first, and then said: "How can they still hold back, they don't even line up, they all find their own places!" Uncle...... Wang Xiangye, you have to be careful later, don't step on it, it's disgusting and dead! ”

Wang Ping'an laughed, while the Ouyang brothers rushed in and shouted loudly, calling the nuns in the temple to come out to welcome the arrival of the angel Qincha!

But there was no nun in the front yard at all, and the nun who ran to open the door just now, because her duty was to open the door, heard the shout, and had to run from the backyard. But apart from her, even if other nuns heard the shouts, they didn't dare to come out, let alone make a fool of themselves in front of the prime minister, even if they made a fool of themselves in front of ordinary people, they couldn't afford it!

Wang Ping'an asked, "Master Kong, where is the presiding officer of your temple now?" is so bold, it's just too presumptuous, she doesn't come out, what does she want to do? I'm going to block her so she can't do anything!" ”

Wu Meiniang pointed to the backyard and said, "My master's quiet room is in the back, I'll take you adults to find her!" She was so happy, not like a mother, but like she had returned to her girlhood and played pranks in her spare time!

Wang Ping'an waved his hand and said, "Lead the way in front of the head, this prime minister is going to lose his temper!" ”

Wu Meiniang walked in front, a group of them followed behind, and when they passed by a courtyard, they suddenly saw a group of nuns quickly hiding, all of them slipping away along the corner. But when you look around, there are no thatched houses here!

Ouyang Li said: "Master, be careful of your step, the group of nuns just now must be unable to hold back, so it's convenient to find a place randomly!" ”

"Oh, that's a ...... I can't say that! Wang Ping'an took out a handkerchief, covered his nose, lowered his head to pay attention to his feet, and followed Wu Meiniang to the outside of the quiet room where the old nun was hosted!

They came suddenly, and when they were halfway through, they didn't shout, but suddenly appeared outside the courtyard, and without saying anything, they didn't even say hello, they went directly into the courtyard and walked to the outside of the ashram!

The host Lao Ni saw Wang Ping'an and the others, and almost turned his back on him! How could she see Wang Ping'an and them directly? Because Wu Meiniang didn't close the door just now, she couldn't close it herself, and there were no other nuns in the courtyard at this time, so the door was always open!

Wang Ping'an looked into the house and saw that the host Lao Nun was still sitting on the toilet, his clothes were wide, blocking the toilet, and he immediately shouted: "Presumptuous, extremely rude!" You're the host of Ganye Temple, right? This is the emperor's grace if you don't come out to greet you, and when you see the arrival of the prime minister, you dare to sit still! You are too presumptuous, too rude, what do you want to do, to despise the imperial officials? Do you want to rebel? ”

The host Lao Ni was so frightened that she couldn't sit still anymore, and knelt down directly, fortunately, her clothes were wide and did not let her show things that should not be exposed, and in a panic, she shouted: "This Xiangye, don't misunderstand, the poor nun is seriously ill, it's not that he doesn't want to greet you, but he really can't get up to greet you, please forgive me!" It's empty, it's empty, and I'm going to testify to Master! ”

Wu Meiniang neither cares nor cares about the people and things in the Ganye Temple, she is not afraid of offending anyone at all, she just regards herself as a passer-by here, and the Ganye Temple is just a springboard to be used to see Li Zhi again, so how to host the old nun, she didn't take it to heart!

Seeing that the host of the old nun was in a hurry, Wu Meiniang said: "Amitabha, monks don't speak." Lord Wang, Prime Minister, poor nuns have been being punished during this time, carrying water and chopping wood, and they can't eat until the work is done, so they don't know much about the things in the temple. Whether the old man is really sick or pretending to be sick, the poor nun does not know and cannot testify. ”

After saying to Wang Ping'an, she said to the presiding old nun: "Master, you usually teach your disciples to abide by the rules and precepts, and not to lie and deceive people, so the disciples can't testify for you, and I ask Master to understand." Amitabha, good, good! ”

The presiding old nun couldn't bear it anymore, and finally cried, she said, "Prime Minister, the poor nun really didn't lie. The poor nun is really sick, diarrhea for several days, the monks of the whole temple are like this, if you don't believe it, you can take a look in the temple, you can see at a glance, the poor nun really did not lie! ”

Wang Ping'an snorted and said, "Of course you have to see." If you let them suffer, then don't blame the prime minister for being unkind, send you to Dali Temple to ask for the crime, and when the crime is decided, all of them will be sent to the market, and sold as official slaves, and you don't have to be nuns, all of them will go...... To do ......" I can't think of what these people can do if they don't become nuns, I'm afraid it's too serious to be a slave, and it's easy to scare this old nun into fainting.

He couldn't think of it, so naturally someone thought about it for him. Ouyang Li pretended to be surprised, and shouted: "Ah, General Ben knows, there must be a large number of swords, guns and weapons hidden in this temple, and these thieves and nuns want to rebel and form a women's army...... No, it should be the nun army, who wants to conspire to overthrow my Datang! ”

The host nun was almost scared to death, just these nuns, they still want to overthrow the Tang Dynasty, even if it is difficult to overthrow the water tank! She shouted: "Prime Minister Mingjian, there will be no such thing, there will never be such a thing!" As soon as he finished shouting, he couldn't help but faint unconsciously.

Wang Ping'an turned his head and said, "Look at you, she fainted!" Well, it's okay to faint, let's scare others again, there are a lot of nuns in this temple! ”

Ouyang Li smiled: "Master, why don't we go and see those concubines and nuns first?" ”

Wang Ping'an said: "Okay, that's right, let's come to see them." By the way, don't go to the empty master, take care of your master here, and wipe her clean! ”

Wu Meiniang didn't want to see those concubines and nuns, so she immediately nodded and agreed, entered the quiet room, aimed at the acupoint of the person who presided over the old nun, pinched it hard, and the old nun woke up.

Wang Ping'an said: "Mrs. Kong, in the temple, you are the only one who is a good person, so you stay here to supervise this host, see if she has any abnormal behavior, and report to the prime minister later." "After that, I flicked my sleeves and went to find those concubines and nuns.

After Wang Xiangye left, the presiding old nun got up and had the heart to scold Wu Meiniang, blaming her for not helping herself just now, but suddenly remembered that now this disciple was supervising himself, and the scolding words had to be swallowed back into his stomach.

Wu Meiniang helped the presiding old nun in, and said softly: "Master, you get up, don't worry, I will say good things to the prime minister, please don't punish your old man!" ”

The host Lao Ni looked at Wu Meiniang's eyes, and there was a trace of fear, this little disciple seemed to be ...... It's not easy to mess with!