Chapter 28: Alas, my stomach hurts
Lucheng Devil Command.
One side plaster under it.
Sasaki, also known as Shizuji Sasaki, scolded the six communication staff officers who guarded the telegraph in the office, "Yaga, have you been contacted?" It's been a night of contact, why is there no news until now? ”
His last captain, Yamada Goluan Yong, stood in front of him, watching him go viral.
"Report to the co-captain, still can't be contacted." A staff officer came and set the right path.
"Yaga." Give the staff officer two slaps first.
The staff officer immediately said hi.
"Why can't you get in touch? Why can't I be contacted? What do you eat? Ahh Sasaki shouted frantically.
How do we know? The staff officer is about to cry, Wing Commander, can you be reasonable? He thought to himself, if it weren't for your brother to be a big official, would it be your turn to call here? You, a guy who can only kill civilians to repay your war exploits, will take out your anger on us as soon as you run into other people's regular army.
"Report to the Wing Captain, we've been in contact for a night, and we still can't get in touch!" He also wanted to say that as soon as the Eighth Route Army came, it was all called by you, and we didn't rest for a day and a night. You're still screaming, really.
Sasaki yelled: "Yaga, then don't you want me to continue to contact?" What are you doing here? Yes! ”
He was really mad, he lost two brigades, and now there is one brigade left with a wing commander, so how can he report to his superiors? Is it okay if seppuku hurts?
"Oh!" The staff officer hurried to his post as if he had been granted amnesty. and the five communications staff officers who were guarding the telegraph looked at each other, their faces all swollen into pigs' heads, and none of them escaped the slap of the wing commander.
Yamada Wuluan Yong saw that these staff officers were really pitiful, so he stood up and said to Sasaki: "Wing Commander, my subordinates think that something happened to the Yamamoto Shiren Brigade and the Ono Yijiro Brigade, otherwise it is impossible to be unable to contact after dark, otherwise, I will send a few teams out to find out, right?" It's better than waiting here. ”
Sasaki: "Yo Xi, it's still Yamada-kun's loyalty, okay, this matter will be handled by you, I hope you can find their news as soon as possible and make meritorious contributions to the empire." ”
Yamada Wu Luan Yong muttered in his heart, you disaster star, it will be no good thing when you come, I have done a good job as a military commander here, I have nothing to do to suppress the Eighth Road, kill the Chinese people, bully the flower girl, and live the nourishment. This is good, as soon as you came, you were suppressed by the Eighth Road, and the Chinese people couldn't go out to kill, and even if you were looking for a flower girl, you had to go to Hualou. You calamity, incompetent guy, relying on the waste of the upper ranks, running to harm me and good things, you wait to see how I suppress the eight roads. No, this man is incompetent, and even his own subordinates look down on him.
"Hi, please Captain Wait for my good news." Yamada Wuluan stood up and saluted before walking out, no way, this county is also his territory, although he looks down on this boss, but he has the obligation to manage the public security. The most important thing is that he wants to kill these eight paths so that this calamity star can get out!
Yamada Wuluan Yong walked back to his barracks, found three squad leaders to his office, and said to them: "You three, I trust and are more optimistic. ”
"Alas! The three squad leaders of this ...... were a little flattered.
Yamada Wuluanyong: "That's the case, I believe you also know, yesterday a group of Tuba Road came to our county seat, and the number of people is still uncertain." Yamamoto-kun and Ono-kun led the team out to hunt them down, but they haven't come back yet, and the wing captain is very anxious, so I want to send you each to take your squad out to look for them, see if you can find them, if you can find them back, you will have a great contribution, and at that time, there will be absolutely no problem in promoting you to squadron leader. ”
If it was usual, Yamada Wuluan would never say this to them, just give an order, but now it's different! The two teams are over, and now you let the three teams go out? All right! No one is stupid, right? He was afraid that they would not be able to do their work, so they went out for a spin and did a perfunctory work.
Sure enough, when he said this, the faces of the three squad leaders were not good-looking. What is this for? Who else dares to leave the city now? Yesterday, a squadron rushed out less than a kilometer and all died, and two captains took more than 1,000 people out and came back with more than 200 wounded. Now let's each take a small team out of town to find someone? This task, it seems, is a bit daunting!
It's okay for you to tell us to bully and bully the common people, or to tease the flower girl's work. Let's go and fight the soldiers of the country who run away as soon as the gun goes off. Let's go and fight the dirt roads that can't even kill people with landmines.
But let's face the army where both brigades have been completely annihilated, we really don't dare to be good, right? It's going to be a dead person! And it's ten dead!
But the captain said so, how can we refuse? The three squad leaders had bitter faces, all thinking of reasons for refusal.
"Baga, don't you want to go?" Yamada Goluan knew by looking at their faces that they were afraid. You can only use strong ones.
"Oops, oops! Captain, I didn't sleep well last night! My head hurts now, oops, oops......" The squad leader cried out while holding his head.
"Oops! Oops! I have a stomachache, maybe I had a bad stomach this morning, oops, I can't stand it, I'm going to the hospital. Oops! Oops...... "The other squad leader also woke up immediately and shouted.
"Oops, oops! I also have a stomachache, Matsumoto-kun, when the two of us listened to breakfast together this morning, I said that those dishes are not fresh, you want to eat them, no, my stomach hurts, right? Oops! It hurts me to death. "The last one refused to be left behind, the reason is still very strong, the two of us ate bad stomach together, and there are witnesses.
"Yes, yes, I knew I listened to you, oops! It hurts me to death. The squad leader named Matsumoto immediately picked it up, and the cooperation was seamless.
Just kidding, don't come to us if it's a dead thing. We'd rather be demoted than do such a thing. Although it is humiliating to do so, it is better to lose face than to lose your life!
"Yaga. How did our 16th Division produce soldiers like you? Isn't this being laughed to death by other divisions? I'm not the Fourth Division here, don't pretend. Yamada Wuluan scolded knowing that they were pretending.
The three squad leaders didn't say a word, they just continued to pretend to be sick with a bitter face. Remove us from office. Anyway, I know that I can't do anything about death.
"Bagaya Road, still pretending, someone is coming." Yamada Wuluan used a lot of fire.
Two devil soldiers immediately came in from outside.
"Baga, a few more people will pull the three cowards out and kill them." Yamada Wuluan shouted. He had never seen anything like this before, and it was impossible for him to let such a thing happen in his own brigade.