Chapter 52: Fart All at once!

Pretending not to see it, Zhang Yi began to prepare dinner by himself. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

It's not that he doesn't want to eat with those thick-armed men, it's just that those guys are too vulgar, and before they have eaten a full meal, they are floating on the stone platform with a mouthful of meat jokes, and for those old bachelors and minors, it is definitely a big killer of knives and knives.

Naturally you can't use pork to entertain guests, although beef is very good, but killing cattle is a big crime, so there are not many choices left for Zhang Yi, fortunately, Lao Zhong has already asked people to prepare mutton, if there are some fresh wild vegetables, then making a hot pot should be very appropriate in the month of the nine cold days.

There are still a lot of spices brought, and the spicy taste can also be replaced by dogwood, and as for the wild vegetables, as long as they greet the extremely bored bear children on the Zhuangzi, they immediately run to the fields.

Two spoonfuls of vegetable oil were placed in the pan, and then ginger, garlic and other condiments were stir-fried, and suddenly a rich aroma wafted out of the roof.

When the hot pot ingredients have reached the heat, then a few scoops of stock are poured into it, and then the lid of the pot is buckled and slowly boiled over low heat.....

When the stove was moved to the table in the hut, and then the copper basin was also shelved, the intense sorrow on Feng Zhidai's face was immediately replaced by a look of joy.

"Chestnut, it's exquisite! I know that my brother is so good, I actually got such a big pot of vegetables today, and I will forgive you for scolding me today! Feng Zhidai rubbed his legs and feet on the table as he spoke.

Foodies are like this, the host has not been on the table yet, he is not ashamed to pick up the chopsticks and keep picking up the vegetables in the copper basin, watching this goods pick up the green onions as condiments and keep sending them to the mouth, Zhang Yi feels that this is the most realistic portrayal of Feng Zhidai.

People who can eat seven or eight green onions in one go, if they don't let out a long string of farts and beat them to death, he won't believe it!

Wait a minute, you must sit across from this guy, or you will definitely suffer from air pollution.

On the table, the painting immediately brought the mutton that had already been cut into paper thickness, and of course there were a lot of wild vegetables, and then stood in front of the lord and waited.

Wild vegetables should not be eaten first, because the oil and water will be swept away, in which case you will eat boiled pork slices.

Ignoring Feng Zhidai's puzzled expression, he took out a small bowl and put some sesame oil, salt, and then chopped green onions, ginger and garlic foam, and then used chopsticks to stir evenly and an oil dish was baked.

"Chestnut, what about mine?" Feng Zhidai asked.

"Get it yourself!" Zhang Yi didn't have time to care about him, picked up a piece of mutton with chopsticks, and then gently soaked it twice in the tumbling basin, and immediately the mutton became curly, and then dipped it in the oil dish, the mutton was full of aroma, and it shook so much that people swallowed it in one mouthful.

The meat is so fine that it doesn't smell bad, and the meat quality of the mutton is very well preserved, so it feels like it melts in your mouth.

At this time, Feng Zhidai was dumbfounded, and only now did he realize that the green onion he had just eaten was actually .... It's a condiment for boiling soup, and my face immediately turned red, and it's a shame to throw it at my grandmother's house at this time!

However, this product is really thick-skinned, ignoring the reddened little face painted on the side, and quickly got himself an oil dish like Zhang Yi, and then ate and drank nonsense......

The meal is not to mention how pleasant, but the strange smell of green onions in the room is very uncomfortable.

"Idiot, do you think you can finish farting in one sitting? Every time you put it so secretly, it's hard to make people feel bad, you know? Walking out of the hut, Zhang Yi immediately protested against Feng Zhidai.

If he hadn't walked fast just now, he would probably have been smoked to death by this guy's fart, and he wouldn't be able to eat a hot pot.

Feng Zhidai's face suddenly turned red, farting is a shameful thing, and if he doesn't secretly let it go, he still said with great fanfare, "Hey! Dude attention, I'm going to fart? ”

You can't say that at all, can you?

However, people always like to find reasons for themselves, and they will be angry, looking at Zhang Yi's evil smile, Feng Zhidai immediately retorted: "It's not you, there is no explanation for how to eat when you serve the pot..... Let me eat so many green onions... That's weird! ”

After all, he is still too young, and his good family education makes Feng Zhidai unable to say anything about it.

However, after finishing speaking, I saw that Zhang Yi was already holding his stomach and convulsing, so he couldn't live. Not only did he become a turtle once, but he also became a fart baby, and the two of them fought together when they pounced on the guts.

Naturally, Hua'er didn't dare to go up to persuade her, but she was happy to see her lord have the upper hand, and it was obviously an honor for her to be able to crush the son of a grandfather of the country and beat him.

Crazy and tired, the two of them sat on the stone slab together and counted the stars boringly.

"Chestnut, I didn't seem to open your eyes just now, right?" Feng Zhidai found a topic.

"Well, what do you mean by that?" Zhang Yi looked over vigilantly.

For Feng Zhidai, he always felt that this guy's eyes looked at him a little strangely, especially the kind of eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, which reminded him of the way he looked at himself when he was still in Lingnan.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yi unconsciously leaned to the side, and said in his heart, this guy can't be hiding something all along, right? That look, that smile, is just too similar to the soap pick-up in the later life.

"No... It's nothing! Seeing Zhang Yi's vigilant appearance, Feng Zhidai immediately laughed, then cleared his throat and asked, "Little brother has a question I don't understand, such a delicate little beauty serves you every day, and you can suppress it?" Isn't there a problem with that? ”

As he spoke, he patted his chest vigorously and promised: "Don't worry, even if there is a problem, I won't say it, and I will definitely keep it secret for you!" And... Hehe! Where do I still have a tiger whip, eat it to ensure that you regain your strength hahahahaha! ”

"You have a problem, your whole family has a problem!" Zhang Yi immediately became popular.

As a man, how can you say that you can't? Especially in certain ways!

"Then why paint?" Feng Zhidai immediately turned his eyes to the red-faced painting in the distance, and crooked his mouth with contempt, as if to say that it doesn't matter if others believe it or not, I believe it anyway!

Zhang Yi was so angry that he couldn't say anything, this is simply revenge!

However, at this time, a shout with excitement immediately made Zhang Yi excited.

"Sir.... Sir... Our cement... It's a success! ”.......

I only saw a crazy shadow man in the distance rushing towards him quickly, and the ecstasy of joy spread throughout Zhangjiazhuang in an instant!