Chapter 4: Strange and Smelly (Five Watches)

Bei Liyue was trembling with anger, her lips turned blue, "Rongji, you wait and see!"

"He's blind, what are you letting him see?" I muttered quietly, trying to ease the atmosphere, but it was self-defeating.

King Donglin strode forward, his thin lips pressed into my ear, "You are doing everything possible to attract the attention of this king, what do you want?"

The crisp smell of his body filled my nostrils, making my head dizzy and even having the idea of leaning on him.

He was half-bowed, and his handsome face was very close to me. I could feel his warm breath on my cheeks, itchy, tingling, and not disgusting at all.

"You haven't answered the king's question. The king of Donglin got up, and there was a natural laziness in his voice.

I jumped off Bei Liyue, jumped nimbly into the pool on the side, and yelled at the king of Donglin, "Blind widower, self-inflicted!"

"You!"

Donglin Wang came with a domineering palm fan, and he did not kill him, but if he was hit, he was afraid that he would have to lie on the couch for several months.

I leaned back, sinking to the bottom of the water, dodging his attacks.

He tilted his head and asked, "What about the others?"

Iron hand helped Donglin Wang to stand by the pool, and said, "I was frightened by the king's domineering and fled in all directions, and now I should have sneaked into the bottom of the pool!"

Just kidding, I'm the king of heaven who popped out of thin air in the box of the gods, how could I hide so spinelessly!

Wow –

Holding the vines in my hand, I got up from the bottom of the pool in an uproar, rolled up the thin waves in the pool, and tumbled.

"Is he doing acrobatics?" asked Iron Hand as he listened to the movement in his ears.

In the next moment, I wrapped the vine around his ankle and pulled it violently, pulling the Donglin King directly into the water, laughing heartily, "Donglin Wang, are the acrobatics good?"

He choked on two mouthfuls of water, and his broken hair on his forehead was covered with crystal droplets, and his deep and three-dimensional facial features like a knife were covered with a layer of water vapor.

He stood at the bottom of the pool, and the water could only reach his chest. But I was more miserable, and I had to kick my legs hard to get my head out of the water.

He strode up to me and pressed my head to the bottom of the water with one hand, "Is the pool water good?"

I flapped my legs and waved my hands in an attempt to break free from his grasp.

Seeing this, Bei Liyue jumped into the pool, protected me behind her, and confronted the king of Donglin, "If you insist on bullying my younger brother, step on my corpse first!"

Donglin Wang stroked his hair and said to me, "Come here." ”

I crossed my neck and replied, "Come here!"

The king of the east is full of black lines, "I count three times, if you don't come, today, this king will wash the palace of the glass king with blood." ”

I tugged at Bei Liyue's sleeve and whispered, "Does he have that ability?"

Bei Liyue clenched her fists tightly, noncommittal.

Looking at this situation, I expected that the king would be in the east, and he must have such rampant capital.

"One. Donglin Wang's low voice sounded, and his voice was steady.

"II. Donglin Wang's voice was obviously raised by a degree, not angry but mighty.

"Three. He flicked his wide sleeves, the water vapor around his body dissipated, his ink hair flew, and his fairy-like face showed a bit of bewitching color.

I lowered my head, flapped my legs in his direction, slowly swam to his side, and whispered to him, "I'm coming." ”

He had a fine layer of goosebumps on his face, and he obviously couldn't get used to my coquettishness.

He put his hand on my shoulder and whispered, "This king can't see, you come and lead the way." ”

By the pool, Iron Hand and the attendants stared in surprise.

Iron Hand exclaimed, "The sun has come out in the west today, and the king is so gentle with people!"

The attendant echoed, "Yes, the king shouldn't be confused, right? In the past, the little prince of Beili would definitely be killed." ”

Iron Hand groaned, "After all, the king still can't let go of the princess. ”

I looked strangely at the people on the shore with different expressions, "Why don't you carry this ancestor up?"

They reacted, and bent down again and again, preparing to fish up the king of Donglin.

The king of Donglin avoided their hands and said very arrogantly, "This king has a habit of cleanliness, and you personally help this king to go ashore." ”

It's hypocritical!

I managed to drag him ashore, and he pressed straight against me.

Looking at each other, my heart pounded.

His cheeks flushed, and he stammered, "King Donglin, I'm not interested in men." ”

His body stiffened for a moment, and he quickly moved away from me, and said in a daze, "How can it be so similar!"

While he was distracted, I quickly got up and slipped away quietly. I can't afford to mess with such a moody man.

That night, I tossed and turned in this strange palace with a mahogany box and couldn't sleep.

In my ears, in addition to the uniform snoring sound of the box, there was also the sound of a distant flute floating in the distance.

I got out of the bed and walked out of the dormitory in the dark.

The colorful neon on the canopy moves with the wind, and the sound of the flute in the ears is ethereal and pleasant.

How is this flute sound so familiar!

I couldn't help but follow the sound, and I saw the king of Donglin playing the jade flute under the pear blossom tree.

He seemed to sense my presence and turned his head to call me, "Come here." ”

I turned around and left, not wanting to have the slightest intersection with him.

Unexpectedly, he dragged me to the corner, and his thin lips got closer and closer.

"What did you put on your body? It smells good. The king of Donglin spoke slowly, and his hands wandered restlessly behind my back.

I grabbed his hand and threw it aside, "I won't tell you!"

"If you don't say it, I'll have to put your arms around you and fall asleep. "The king of Donglin was very paranoid, and stretched out his restless hands and pinched my cheeks.

I'm depressed, I clearly haven't painted anything on my body!

After confronting him for a long time, my feet were numb, and I replied to him perfunctorily, "I haven't applied anything, and my body exudes the delicate fragrance peculiar to young men, and an old and blind widower like you naturally doesn't have it." ”

He was full of black lines, and he didn't plan to let me go, he touched my head and smiled lightly, "How old are you, why don't you grow one?"

"Blind widower, does the little master grow long, has something to do with you?" I was furious, and I couldn't help but stomp on his bottom line, trying to arouse his anger.

King Donglin pressed my head into his chest and breathed a long sigh of relief, "It's been a hundred years, Ge'er." ”

After all, he still thinks of me as his dead wife.

Despite his many visible flaws, I still have some admiration for him to be so affectionate.

However, I am who I am, forever and ever, and cannot be a substitute for anyone else.

"Let go!" I said coldly, trying to push him aside.

"Don't push me away, just for a moment. He softened his tone, a faint sadness lingering in his low voice.

When he was holding me, I was always worried that he would suddenly go berserk and tear me to pieces, and my heart was beating fast.

A quarter of an hour later, his eyes were closed, as if asleep, motionless.

It's really a bit of a stretch!

I took his hand and reached for my crotch.

He opened his eyes in disbelief and asked, "Do what?"

I pressed his hand on the stick I had prepared in advance and said word by word, "I am a man, and you can't afford to love me." ”

"You're overthinking. He shook off his words, quickly withdrew his hand, and walked away in embarrassment.

Looking at his Xiao Ran's back, a smile spread on the corner of my mouth, this time, he shouldn't come to harass me again!

Unexpectedly, the next morning, when I opened my eyes, I turned to the cold face of the king of Shangdonglin.

"Why are you on my couch!" I subconsciously buried my head in the futon and quietly checked the clothes on my body.

Fortunately, the chest wrap was still tightly attached to the body, and the clothes were intact.

He opened his sleepy-eyed face and said unhappily, "Lie on my arm." ”

"Master, I'm a normal man, how can I lie on the crook of your arm?" I asked him angrily, subconsciously thinking of myself as a man.

King Donglin covered my mouth with his big hand, "Shut up! Emphasize that you are a man, this king does not mind throwing you out to feed the dogs." ”

He took me into his arms, pressed my head against his heart, and said, "Don't move." If you wake me up, you're dead. ”

To be honest, pillowing his arm is much more reassuring than sleeping with a peach box in his arms.

But in my opinion, a companion is like a companion, and I must not allow myself to be trapped in such a dilemma, saying the slightest wrong word or doing one wrong thing, and I may be torn to pieces by him.

I secretly sank into the dantian's divine power, driving the wooden stick I had tied under my waist and abdomen in advance, and scratched his waist socket for a while, not a moment.

His slender eyes opened instantly, turned over and got down, put on a white robe, and walked away.

When he walked away, the peach wood box came out of the collapse, and he sighed, "Host, your body is too weak to provoke the Donglin King!"

I heard its teasing, and patted the box with one hand, "What are you thinking, how can I look at a blind widower!"

The box muttered, "It doesn't matter if you look at it or not, the key is whether he wants to do anything to you!"

That's true, but when I recognize the gap between me and him, it's inevitable that I'm a little frustrated.

The box opened the lid and seduced me with a smile, "Why don't I teleport you to the ancient battlefield to experience the experience?"

I shook my head in resistance, I didn't have a peaceful day yet, so I didn't want to go to the ancient battlefield to find abuse.

"Host, rejection is invalid. If you're too weak, the box will leave you. The box said, and a bright light burst from the lid of the box, dragging my whole body into the eerie ancient battlefield.

I held a sullen breath in my heart, "You threw me, a delicate girl, in the wolves, and your conscience didn't hurt?"

The laughter of the mahogany box echoed in my mind, "Silly, huh! Host, this king is the box, where does the heart come from?"

Broken box, gall fat!

I thought that when I got out of the ancient battlefield, I would definitely teach it a hard lesson.

The voice of the peachwood box passed through my head again, "The eighty-one ancient battlefields of the Six Realms have been included in the box by me, and when you can easily break through all the ancient battlefields, you will be able to make a name for yourself on this continent." ”

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"The Favorite Empress of the World" / October Thousand Immortal Texts

It is said that she is the chosen one, the daughter of destiny?

What? To be an empress, to play with beautiful men, to dance?

It's a long day!

Do you think this is a happy life with 3,000 beautiful men and nothing to listen to?

This is clearly the day when she wants to fight the ministers, rule the world, and destroy Huan Yin!

Qiao Zhuang's broken thoughts: Huan Yin is a person, insidious and cunning, despicable and shameless, and has no advantages except for being good-looking.

He couldn't help but smile, "Does Your Highness know how the previous empress died?"

She shook her head, and Huan Yin said slowly: "Because she is really disobedient." ”

Qiao Zhuang: "......"

Qiao Zhuang reluctantly obeyed his orders and was constrained everywhere, so he was obedient on the surface and cheated him behind his back.

But I didn't know that he had said: Huan Yin recognizes the Lord, only once in his life.

When he meets her, he is no longer the powerful minister Huan Yin who plays with power and leans towards the government and the opposition.

As a monarch, he should be like jade.

He taught her the art of imperial power, and she allowed him to clear the Haiyan River;

The world is favored, only seeking one heart.