Chapter 4: Tricking
The sunset in the mountains comes earlier than the outside of the mountains. In the dilapidated mountain temple at the foot of the mountain, a group of people were busy in the courtyard for dinner.
Wang Sheng sat in the middle of the mountain temple, looked at Chen Wen, who was already sleepy sitting in the corner, and showed a slight smile.
This is the third day that Chen Wen followed him to meet Feng Jingdi, along the way, Chen Wen ate when he should eat, slept when he should sleep, and never rubbed when he got on the road, no matter how much he walked, he never complained. Even when he met that team of Mao Jingang's subordinates yesterday, Chen Wen didn't make any unusual moves, and he was even more obedient than his subordinates.
Wang Sheng originally thought that Chen Wen was taller than ordinary people in this era, and he looked a little strong, and his temper should not be too good, but he was surprisingly honest. It's just that he doesn't say much, and he just replies a few words when asked, and he doesn't ask or talk to anyone, which makes him a little faintly uneasy.
It wasn't until noon today, when Chen Wen came over to him to ask him about Feng Jingdi's appearance, personality and hobbies, Wang Sheng found out, it turned out that this guy was still literate and hyphenated, no wonder he didn't talk much, and the co-author was like that Feng Shilang who was a scholar and disdained to talk to martial artists.
It's okay, soon your guy will regret that your parents gave birth to you when they gave birth to a few mouths.
seemed to repay the favor, and when Wang Sheng finished answering Chen Wen's question and asked him about the purpose of his trip up the mountain, Chen Wen finally replied. It is indeed military intelligence, and it is also intelligence from the Qing army. It's just a pity that when Wang Sheng asked the details again, Chen Wen was silent.
Looks like this guy isn't too stupid.
But these alone have already made Wang Sheng ecstatic. It takes a scholar to go on the road alone and travel thousands of miles to report the military situation, and this alone will definitely not be a trivial matter. If it coincides with his previous thoughts, it is the news that the Qing army is preparing to attack Siming Mountain, then sending it to the Qing Dynasty is definitely a great achievement.
After thinking about it, Wang Shengsi always felt that if he could lead a team of Qing troops to tie up Feng Jingdi's gang at that time, the Qing side would have to give him a guerrilla with real power and a fat difference as a reward.
Sitting in the mountain temple, Wang Sheng secretly calculated the next distance, if it was at the current speed, he would be able to leave the defense area of Dalan Mountain at noon tomorrow. When the time comes, find a place and torture it, I don't believe that I can't pry open this guy's mouth!
Thinking of this, Wang Sheng smelled a smell of roast rabbit meat, and according to his experience, the rabbit was basically cooked.
So, Wang Sheng got up and walked out of the main hall of the mountain temple, took the delicious food prepared for him alone from the hands of his own soldiers, looked at the group of soldiers in front of him who were swallowing saliva in front of the things in his hands, and smiled slightly.
It's all a head-killing deal in the back, and it's time to win over the hearts of the army.
Wang Sheng walked to the middle of the courtyard, tore off half of the rabbit meat, handed it to the dog-legged, and said: "This commander's use of soldiers will be rewarded for meritorious service, and punishment will be punished for mistakes." These days, the brethren have worked hard, and this half of the rabbit will be given to you. ”
As soon as the words fell, the dogleg immediately led a group of soldiers to kneel and salute. "The marshal loves the soldiers like a son, and we will go to the soup for the marshal, and we will not give up."
At this time, inside the main hall, Chen Wen immediately opened his eyes and crept behind the door of the main hall. Seeing that everyone's attention in the courtyard seemed to be focused on the half rabbit.
Chen Wen secretly said in his heart: "It's time!" ”
Immediately, he immediately turned around and walked quickly towards the altar of the main hall, and as he walked, he took out his mobile phone from the inner pocket of his suit, the machine had been turned on when he had falsely claimed to be convenient, unlocked, adjusted the volume to the maximum, and found and set the video file he was ready to play.
After walking to the altar, Chen Wen put the mobile phone at the feet of the mud tire of the god enshrined in this temple, clicked play, and then quickly took two steps back and stood facing the mobile phone.
You only get one chance!
At this time, a clear and soft female voice came from the mobile phone.
“YouKnowIstillLoveYouBaby.Anditwillneverchange.”
"It seems to have a woman's voice!" Outside the main hall, one of the closest pro-soldiers suddenly said.
How could there be a woman in this dilapidated mountain temple? It's not like I didn't search just now, is everyone blind? Wang Shenggang wanted to turn around and reprimand this pro-soldier, but before the words could be spoken, he seemed to hear something vaguely.
"There really is a woman's voice! It's like singing. A soldier with good hearing confirmed.
In an instant, a group of soldiers who were dividing rabbit meat stopped and listened.
“IwantnobodynobodybutYou”
"It's coming from the main hall!"
Wang Sheng immediately turned around, climbed the steps of the main hall in three steps and two steps, and saw that Chen Xi, who was still napping against the wall just now, was already standing in front of the altar.
“IwantnobodynobodybutYou”
At this time, Wang Sheng had clearly heard the somewhat faint voice in the courtyard. He slowly walked to the front of the altar and glanced at Chen Wen suspiciously, only to see that this tall scholar had a dull gaze and a face full of disbelief. Following his gaze, Wang Sheng quickly locked onto the object at the foot of the idol that was releasing light, shadow, and sound waves.
The thin brick-like object in front of me seemed to lead to another world. On a high platform that seemed to be used for military ordering, five young ladies dressed in costumes they had never seen before, and a round iron net stick around each of them, danced to the rhythm of the music.
They are shy, charming, mischievous, or cute, their clothes are hot and sultry, their gestures are full of temptation, and their songs seem to tell some feelings that they have never seen.
What is this, what is this?
At that moment, Wang Sheng stood there stunned as if he had been absorbed by this object he had never seen before.
At this time, a group of officers, personal soldiers, and soldiers in the courtyard also followed Wang Sheng and poured into the main hall one after another. But what greeted them was their immediate boss and the tall scholar, standing in front of the idol amid the melody of the woman's unknown singing and music, and the atmosphere was extremely strange.
“Iwantnobodynobodynobodynobody”
Seeing this, the group had to walk lightly to the statue, and soon they quickly discovered the source of all this under the index of their sight.
Almost instantly, these low-level warriors with different backgrounds, different experiences, different military positions, and different futures were just like their superiors.
It's really a bunch of turtles, and a NoBody crashes when it comes down? If you put a small apple, you all of you will not be able to turn into deep ice. Seeing all this, Chen Wen couldn't help sneering in his heart.
"One, two ......"
With the advantage of standing in advance, Chen Wen was successfully squeezed to the end of the crowd by these people in front of him.
"Five, six......"
After determining that he had no choice that day, Chen Wen's mind was full of how to get out, until when he touched the phone in the inner pocket of his suit while slapping the dust, a plan began to come to his mind.
"Nine, Ten ......"
In the 21st century, it is very normal for mobile phones to play video files, but for humans in the 17th century, both mobile phones and video files are completely unimaginable things for them. And Chen Xi's plan is to use this unimaginable shock to attract the attention of these people, so as to facilitate his escape.
However, it takes time to get out, and these alone are absolutely not enough. So Chen Wen needs this video file to strengthen this shock, and this NoBody that has been stored in the mobile phone without knowing when it will be a very good choice.
"Thirteen, Fourteen......"
NoBody is the finale of the "Retro Trilogy" by the famous South Korean girl group wondergirls, which has taken the world by storm at an unimaginable speed since its release. There are many reasons for his success, but for Chen Wen, there are only two things he needs.
One is repetition. In the era of the information explosion in the 21st century, many people know that the use of repetition can strengthen the momentum, strengthen the melody, enhance the sense of rhythm of the language, and thus express emotions powerfully. The song repeats "Iwantnobodynobody."
"butYou" takes up almost a third of the song's time, and it's even more striking if you count the word Nobody, which enhances the sense of rhythm.
Second, after these two days, Chen Wen basically confirmed his guess, these people are basically from peasant families, and most of them are not married, and they have no opportunity to contact the opposite sex.
And in this video, first of all, the clothes of these women may be nothing in the 21st century, but for the 17th century, the era when Cheng Zhu Lixue ruled the land of China, it is really too exposed. In addition, although the movements of the dance are simple, it is these simple body words that convey the feminine charm and mischievous cuteness of women, and highlight the curvaceous beauty of women. And finally, add the vertical microphone that Chen Wen has always considered to be sexually suggestive......
In Chen Wen's time, Nobody's most popular years, every time the electronic screen on the commercial street or the TV in the store broadcast it, it would always attract people to stop and watch. He'd even seen someone hit a telephone pole while looking at a big screen.
Seeing that it was already as he expected at this moment, a smile crossed the corner of Chen Wen's mouth. An object that can attract attention in the 21st century, there is no reason why you can't be shocked by the group of 17th-century dirt buns in front of you.
"Seventeen, Eighteen......"
The short three-minute video was adjusted by Chen Wen to play on a loop, but the battery was only two bars, and this was thanks to the power bank that he sold as a paperweight.
You only get one chance!
Because he simply can't explain things like mobile phones, videos, and charging to people in this era, and he doesn't have a second phone. And even if there is, it's useless, this kind of thing can't be repeated.
So, I have to leave now.
Chen Wen took two steps back, turned around slowly, and tiptoed out of the main hall.
No, one less!
Chen Wen turned his head in panic. Fortunately, the group of people was still in a daze, and they didn't notice his actions at all. So, he had to count the number of people again, and the result turned out to be really one less. Chen Wen thought about it, it should be the shy young man who called him over that day.
Seeing this, Chen Wen immediately turned his head back. Since he had already walked out of the main hall, everything in the courtyard had come into view. But it was empty.
Where is he?!
Chen Wen swallowed his saliva, trying to calm his mind. Yes, there should be a janitor, and the teenager should be outside the yard!
Walking to the courtyard, Chen Wen touched the belt on his body, looked at the waist knives and bamboo guns that were left on the ground, and his heart was still ruthless.
That's murder! Am I crazy?
Chen Wen shook his head, took a few deep breaths, and then walked out of the compound.
"Little brother." Seeing the young man turn around, Chen Wenli said calmly: "Wang Dashuai saw a new thing, I don't know what it is, so I asked you to go in and take a closer look." ”
"Oh." The boy did not suspect him, and turned around and walked into the courtyard, but as soon as he crossed the courtyard gate, he turned around. "Mr. Chen, aren't you going in?"
Chen Wen felt that his heart had been adjusted to his throat, and he tried his best not to let his voice tremble. "Of course, I'm going to go in too."
Seeing the young man's relaxed face, Chen Wen smiled and walked over and patted him on the shoulder, saying, "Be smart, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." In these years, it is more wrong to say more, less to say less wrong, not to say good, understand? ”
"Well, I see, thank you." With that, the young man clasped his fists and saluted, and then walked in with Chen Wen.
When Chen Wen entered the main hall, the people in front of him were just like the group of sleeping virus infected people that Will Smith saw in "I Am Legend", standing in front of the altar and panting.
You don't have to be so perverted.
After seeing this terrifying scene, Chen Wen immediately made a gesture to the young man, signaling him not to disturb the others, and arranged the young man in the position where he was standing earlier.
As a result, the boy, like their predecessors, went down unexpectedly.
It's finally the best of both worlds.
Seeing that the mobile phone that was playing the video was still faithfully attracting everyone's attention, Chen Wenchang breathed a sigh of relief and immediately walked out.
There were half rabbits in the yard, the other half had only bones left, and some dry food was scattered around the campfire, while the other half had been thrown into the pot to soak in water and cooked.
Chen Wen quickly packed up a piece of furoshima and put the roast rabbit meat and some of the dry food that was still clean.
At this time, he looked at the crowd in the main hall, and his face was already full of self-satisfaction.
"I'm sorry, General Wang, Feng Shilang won't go to see the baby, and our transaction will be invalidated. Still. I will remember the great achievements you made in the 17th century for the cause of resisting Korea. ”
Immediately, Chen Wen strode out of the courtyard and disappeared into the vast night.
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late at night
The mobile phone on the altar had long since run out of battery, but Wang Sheng and his subordinates were still immersed in the previous melody.
What is this, exactly?
Wang Sheng sat weakly against the wall, his eyes glazed. And most of his subordinates did the same.
Suddenly, the dog-legged officer suddenly shouted.
"Mr. Chen is gone!"
In an instant, all the answers seemed to appear in front of Wang Sheng's eyes.
Whatever it was, this thing must have been done by this guy surnamed Chen, and he would definitely be able to figure it out if he was brought back.
I never told anyone about my intention to surrender, and he certainly didn't run away because of this, so he didn't dare to see Feng Jingdi.
Although I don't know why he refused to go to see Feng Jingdi, it shouldn't be wrong for this guy to go to Dalan Mountain, after all, he was entrusted by others, and such a self-proclaimed righteous scholar would definitely not give up easily.
Immediately afterwards, I saw Wang Sheng stand up abruptly and said loudly: "Sons, that thing just now must have been made by the one surnamed Chen, let's take a shortcut to Dalan Mountain to arrest him back and ask for clarification."
Hearing this, the sergeants were shocked, and their momentum was like a rainbow.