Chapter 8 Delay
"The general's temper has to be changed, you see I haven't even said anything about myself, why are you so violent? It's not good, it's not good. You see the world is so wonderful, but you are so irritable, how much it affects harmony. β
Yan Liang was stunned for a moment, and turned his head in a daze, similar to Gongsun Zhan, and his heart was not calm when he saw Qin Hao babbling while splicing together his two halves of his body.
"This time, you can listen to me well, I said that you military generals, all of you are in such a hurry, you can do it at every turn, and you can do it at every turn.
You must know that peaceful development is the main theme of today's society, you must learn to use your brain, didn't Confucius say, those who work hard govern people, and those who work are subject to others, and you must read more books, so that you can keep up with the pace of the times, isn't it? β
That's right, the method that Qin Hao thought of to delay time was to grind, the south was called verbose, and strive to learn like Tang Seng in the Journey to the West, and strive to grind him for two hours about things that could be said in two sentences.
Yan Liang's eyes widened, and he asked, "Who are you?" β
Qin Hao sat down on the chair slowly and leisurely, and said unhurriedly: "Can't you see this?" I'm a god.
You say, since Pangu opened the world, how many immortals have you seen? I've never seen one, let alone you, I guess few people have seen it, so lucky that you saw the gods, do you think you should be happy?
The table is too excited, I know that you mortals are more easily excited when they see the immortals, come and come, sit down and say, sit down and say, if there is anything, let's sit down and talk slowly.
You said that you are so big, I sit and you stand, and I have to look up at you, don't you have much respect for the gods? How can you be disrespectful to the gods? Disrespect for the gods will bring disaster. β
The tone was so slow that it was like a national leader reading out a speech, so that Yan Liang almost couldn't hold back an iron fist.
Yan Liang is so troublesome, there is a big black line on his forehead, what kind of fairy is this, why is he so grinding, is it because he can't grind?
But no matter what you say, even if the person in front of you is not an immortal, he must be a strange person, and introducing it to the lord Yuan Shao should only have benefits and no harm, so he sat down next to Qin Hao very obediently.
"Oh, as soon as I look at the general, I know that the general is the appearance of a dragon and a tiger, if you talk about bravery, who else in the world can compare to the general?
I always hear the world say that Lu Bu is a red rabbit in a person, I don't believe it, how can he Lu Bu be virtuous, will he be more wise and martial than the general?
By the way, General, do you know what a dragon and a tiger are? This immortal will explain to youγγγγγ β
Yan Liang really couldn't bear it anymore, and before Qin Hao finished grinding, he forcibly interrupted and said, "Immortal, why did you appear here, and it was a so-called cooperation?" Did you see Gongsun Chan? β
Qin Hao replied unhurriedly: "Look at it, you are in a hurry again, you have three questions, how can you ask me three questions in one breath?" You ask me three questions in one breath, which question do you think I should answer you first?
So, this language expression ability is the basic skill of walking the rivers and lakes, and if your language expression ability is not good, you will be like you just now, and you will speak without focus.
If you don't talk to the point, you will make the person you are talking to unable to answer, or you don't know where to start, you say, do you want to know more about who I am, or do you want to know more about what I want to do, or do you want to know where Gongsun Chan is? β
Yan Liang's face was green, and his whole face froze there, like a wax statue, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence from between his teeth: "It's all right." β
"Alas, you see, you see, you can't speak, it's okay, it's casual, casual is the most confusing word, how can this kind of thing be casual?
Shouldn't there be a priority? Speaking of this order of priority, let me tell youγγγγγ β
Yan Liang really couldn't bear it, and half of the incense had passed for a while, but the so-called immortal in front of him didn't let out any useful fart, but it was like 10,000 flies, buzzing around his ears.
He slapped the table and stood up, and roared: "Enough! Then he took a deep breath, suppressed the anger coming out with the greatest willpower, and said as gently as possible: "Wait a minute, the last general still has military affairs, and he wants to take the traitor Gongsun Zhan, and when the last general takes Gongsun Zhan, introduce the immortal to Yuan Gong, and Yuan Gong will definitely be willing to have a long talk with you." β
Qin Hao was very anxious in his heart, and scolded this Gongsun Zhan angrily in his heart for why he hadn't found anything yet, but he pretended to be unfathomable and said, "Doesn't the general think that this Yijing City is very strange." β
Yan Liangyan's heart moved when he heard this, it was indeed too easy to break the city today, it was useless to have any strategy, it was just an ordinary charge, and the rear army of the Chinese army had not yet reacted, and their front army entered the city.
"Could it be that this is the handiwork of the immortal chief?"
Qin Hao put on an extremely smug expression and said, "Of course, it is the handiwork of this immortal, if it weren't for me, how could you stand here?" β
This is true, after all, if there was no Qin Hao, Gongsun Zhan would have burned this Yijing City.
Qin Hao slapped his thigh with a sudden snap, and scared Yan Liang enough, and after listening carefully, he saw him muttering to himself: "Damn, I said that a dying Gongsun Chan has such a big historical corrective power, it turns out that the root is in this Yijing City, and I knew that Lao Tzu had just set a fire." β
It turns out that in history, Gongsun Chan not only killed his entire family before he died, but also set fire to the Yijing City himself.
You must know that Yijing City hoarded almost all the grain, grass and weapons in the entire eastern Liaodong region, and in history, Yuan Shao faced a situation of no food available immediately after he conquered Youzhou, and it took several years to recuperate before recovering his vitality.
And now, Yi Jingcheng is almost completely handed over to Yuan Shao, and the time for recuperation has been advanced by at least one year, and how much impact will Yuan Shao, who freed up his hands a year earlier, have on history?
If the battle of Guandu is started a year in advance, will there be Cao Wei? Without Cao Wei, where would the Three Kingdoms come from?
If this is calculated, the butterfly effect is almost a long list of dominoes, so it is natural to have great historical correction to interfere with him.
Yan Liang didn't know the situation and asked, "Immortal, what did you just say?" β
Qin Hao waved his hand in annoyance: "It's okay, I have no experience myself, and I made a bad mistake, which has helped you a lot." β
Yan Liang didn't know that Qin Hao was referring to Gongsun Zhan's burning of the city, so he hurriedly spoke: "Yes, yes, if it weren't for the help of the immortals, how could this Yi Jingcheng be defeated so easily, but I don't know why the immortals helped me?" β
Qin Hao continued to ink: "Well, it's a long story. β
As soon as Yan Liang's words came out, he almost couldn't hold back his mouth, and when he heard Qin Hao say that it was a long story, his heart was even more chuckled.
Sure enough, while listening to Qin Hao's slow mouth, he said: "It is said that heaven and earth are originally chaos, after the Pangu Great God opened the heavens and the earthγγγγγγγγ β