Chapter 1: No Steamed Buns are allowed to be eaten after customs clearance
"After customs clearance, you are not allowed to eat steamed buns!"
"After customs clearance, you are not allowed to eat steamed buns!"
"After customs clearance, you are not allowed to eat steamed buns!"
It's not an important thing to say three times, it's three roars from an old man with a very loud voice, and the roar, one louder than the other, is about to tear off the broken roof of this old arcade, and even the inferior lime powder on the wall feels like it's falling down. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Boss, I still have something to do, let's go first."
A sturdy figure quickly emerged from the old arcade hall with the voice of the young man, the posture, the speed, and the grimace he made when he waved his hand back, as if he had practiced it hundreds of times.
"Next time, I will never let your kid play this machine with the Three Kingdoms game again, and I broke the joystick seven times out of ten! This time, even the buttons collapsed twice, don't run! Come back to Lao Tzu! ”
The loud-voiced boss chased out of the arcade hall wearing pants and a vest, but he couldn't catch up with the fat on his body, so he could only hold a broom and wave it at the distant figure.
"Boss, next time I come, I will definitely pay you the rocker money, I wish you a good Year of the Rooster!" The young man, who felt that he had escaped to safety, waved his hand and shouted to the owner of the arcade.
"Daji, huh? I'm the size of you! I'm! Wei Fan, you stop for Lao Tzu! ”
The angry arcade owner ...... a cloud-piercing arrow in his hand No, it was a long broom thrown in the direction of Wei Fan, but the fat of that body looked very funny when he threw it, and he almost fell.
And when the arcade hall owner stabilized his figure, he was about to scold a few more words, but when he looked around, where was Wei Fan's figure in front of him......
……
"Three Kingdoms? Big Han? ”
Wei Fan felt that he had been dodging the broom thrown by the arcade shop owner for the last second, but suddenly, as if he had just had a dream, a spirit sat up from the bed, muttered two words in his mouth, and then sighed deeply.
"Alas...... Another strange dream! Wei Fan rubbed his sore eyes, remembered the familiar and real dream just now, sighed softly, leaned over the dirt wall behind him, and looked out of the wooden window.
Outside the window, the stars at night, the moon disk among the stars, none of these seem to arouse Wei Fan's interest.
"Dahan... Dahan... At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, will it really be divided into three kingdoms......" Suddenly, Wei Fan murmured in an inaudible voice.
Wei Fan was born in the third year of Han Jianning, that is, in 170 AD, and so far, he is just a very ordinary thirteen-year-old boy. But in the past few years, strange dreams and strange memories have constantly appeared in Wei Fan's dreams.
Dreams are clearer and more real each time. The things in the dream are like Wei Fan's own experience, and the things in those dreams are like his past memories.
In memory:
Wei Fan in his memory likes to read novels the most, especially novels of the Three Kingdoms, like the five tiger generals of Shu written in the story, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Ma Chao, Huang Zhong, in his opinion, the five are heroes in their own right.
There are also the five good generals of Wei, Zhang Liao, Le Jin, Yu Ban, Zhang He, and Xu Huang, all of whom are good generals who have made great contributions to Cao Wei.
The four heroic generals of Eastern Wu of Wu, Zhou Yu, Lu Su, Lu Meng, and Lu Xun, are all famous generals or handsome talents, and these people have served as the governors of Eastern Wu, holding heavy troops in Eastern Wu, and can be regarded as a very popular minister.
And Wei Fan's greatest ideal is to accept famous generals, fight the world, and accept beautiful women in this troubled world...... Hey, hey, so he occasionally writes some novels and makes up some stories by himself, and then uploads them to a place called the Internet, in which he becomes the protagonist and collects all the famous and beautiful women.
However, the ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel, he Wei Fan is just an extremely ordinary person among all living beings, without crossing, there is no halo of the protagonist of the story, no beauty to throw into his arms, no famous generals and ministers to shout the lord.
It's just a chef in a small street shop, and Wei Fan's cooking skills are the kind of half-baked people who came out of a little-known cooking school.
When I have nothing to do, I will play some games, and I especially like to play the kind of antique arcade machine, known as retro players, nostalgic players, simply put: I can't afford a computer, I am poor!
Regardless of whether these memories are true or not, Wei Fan will never talk about it to anyone, and he dare not say it. Even if it is said, who will believe it? There are some things and memories that even he won't believe, such as ...... The Han is going to die? Are you kidding? It's like knowing the winning numbers in advance before the lottery draw, and knowing the taste of today's dishes in advance before eating, which is incredible.
But it's such an incredible thing that happened to Wei Fan.
But just yesterday, a news that shocked Wei Fan reached his ears, there was really a man named Zhang Jiao!
Wei Fan thought about what he heard yesterday, there were rumors about Zhang Jiao, and remembered the things in his memory about the division of the Three Kingdoms in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, he still couldn't fully believe it, he really knew the history in advance, if this was really the history in his memory, he would definitely go to the boss camp that could be a prince, serve as the CEO of the legion, marry Bai Fumei of the Three Kingdoms, and walk on the peak of his life from then on.
But Wei Fan couldn't fully believe in the Three Kingdoms in his memory, because ...... There is a deviation between this Three Kingdoms and the Three Kingdoms in his memory!
Maybe there will be some similarities in history, and next year there will really be the Yellow Turban Rebellion, and it will really become an era of heroes, but this world is definitely different. Because a story that is widely circulated among the people tells Wei Fan that as early as when King Wu was defeated, the world changed, and there was a kind of vitality triggered by cooking skills between heaven and earth!
In that year, King Wen of Zhou died, King Wu Ji Fa ascended the throne, King Wu of Zhou Ji Fa ordered eight hundred princes to watch the army in Mengjin, after making a strict military order, King Wu Ji Fa led the army to cross the Yellow River north, just when the boat reached the center of the river, a strange storm and waves hit without warning, almost buried Ji Fa's army in the Yellow River, at this moment, there were two white fish jumped into the boat of King Wu Ji Fa, Ji Fa leaned over to pick up the two white fish, and used one of them to sacrifice, before the Yellow River was pacified.
After crossing the river, Ji Fa set up camp, and Ji Fa took the strange white fish with him. At this time, I heard a loud noise, and I saw a ball of fire falling from the sky, falling in the camp of Ji Fa, and disappeared after going straight to the roof where Ji Fa was, and then there was no more vision.
When the princes who came to Mengjin to join the alliance led the army to Mengjindu, Ji Fa suddenly told everyone that now was not a good time to attack the army, so he ordered the army to return to the court.
Two years later, the king of the Xuan Dynasty dissected the heart of Bigan and imprisoned his brother Chang Jizi, while the martial king Ji Fa swore to defeat the Emperor again, but he led a strange army!
A firehead army that has been engaged in cattle slaughtering and cooking for many years, these people use all kinds of long and short cooking utensils, their cooking skills attract the vitality of heaven and earth, and the cremation of their cooking turns into a magical flame.
The flames prevented the army of the King of Zhou from coming forward, and Ji Fa, the king of Zhou Wu, walked to the front of the battle, holding a spear and an axe in each hand, using the spear as a chopstick and the axe as a shovel, he put all kinds of delicious ingredients into this magical flame, and made exquisite dishes.
Every time King Wu made a dish, the heavens and the earth changed color, and the aroma of some gourmet dishes made the enemy soldiers on the opposite side lay down their weapons and begged to surrender directly. After some delicacies appeared, they were automatically subdivided into countless small portions and distributed to the army of the warriors under their command, and the morale of the soldiers after eating them was greatly boosted. Some delicacies directly turned into all kinds of golden light, shrouded around the Martial King, or around the enemy generals, which can be said to be extremely weird.
Finally, King Wu completely destroyed the elite of King Wu in Muye, unified Kyushu, and built a god platform in Qishan, and the title of King Wu on the god list was: God of Kitchen. Later, there were more ancients: King Wu Ji Fa, the kitchen god came, punished the Son of Heaven, and Anli Min.
After King Wu, under the efforts of countless generations, cooking can be said to have developed to the peak, and countless kitchen saints have emerged, but in addition to King Wu Ji Fa, only Lao Tzu and Confucius can be regarded as kitchen gods, Lao Tzu and Confucius often educate the people with cooking skills, and cultivate themselves with food, but their names are also subservient to King Wu on the Fengshen platform.
After hundreds of years of development, it is no secret that cooking art has triggered the transformation of the vitality of heaven and earth, because many people will also discover these vitality of heaven and earth when making a delicacy. Because cooking comes from life, just like people usually exercise their bodies and then strengthen their bodies to practice martial arts, and cooking is the same.
However, the cooking skills and recipes of gourmet dishes mastered by ordinary people must be inferior to those of the big families, or the hidden masters with inheritance, so most of the real culinary masters are famous families. Only a very small number of people can be like Wei Qing in the Western Han Dynasty, who has a talent for cooking beyond ordinary people, and even came from the son of a slave to raise horses, and comprehend the true meaning of cooking on his own.
Wei Qing also created a gourmet dish that has never been seen before - [Sansheng Sanshu Longcheng Noodles], which is fried and cooked, washed with Longcheng water, fried with cooking skills, and taken after frying, it can be eaten for three days without food and travel 300 miles a day. The second is blanched, the fried wheat is ground into corn starch, and after the corn starch is blanched, it can be made into raw noodles with vitality, and the raw noodles can attack the enemy like a whip, and the raw noodles are full of toughness, which can be long or short, and make the enemy unguardable when wielding. Three said steaming, with cooking skills to attract vitality, and then urge the dragon city clear water into steam, steamed raw noodles at the same time can also secretly march, cooked noodles dipped in special dragon city pepper salt and sauce, the taste is first-class, the fragrance is attractive, can make the enemy involuntarily feel hungry, feel weak, and then reduce the combat power!
This dish, which had never been seen before the Western Han Dynasty, made Wei Qing shine in the battle, won Longcheng in one fell swoop, and was named the Marquis of Guannei.
And the guard Qing won seven battles and seven victories, successively recovering Heshuo, Hetao and other places, and breaking the Xiongnu Shan Yu. turned into a general of the Han Dynasty, an official to the general of the Great Sima, and also married Princess Pingyang and was named the Marquis of Pingping. His sister Wei Zifu also had some culinary talent, and was later made the empress by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
The Wei family also rose to prominence from that moment and became a big clan in Hedong. But now Wei Fan, who is leaning on the dirt house and looking at the stars, is poor, and he is dressed in coarse linen clothes, which makes people feel incredible, because this great general Wei Qing is his ancestor!
"Well, shouldn't I really eat buns after clearing customs?" Wei Fan sighed thinking about the different Three Kingdoms in his mind.