Chapter 124: Serious Nonsense
In the ring, the two first reported their homes. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"The new barracks, the second squad of the third squadron of the fourth brigade, the second squad of the grand marshal, a native of Rizhao, Lu Province."
"Veteran battalion, the first standard, the third battalion, the second team, a platoon, four sheds, Lu Chi, from Si County, Anhui Province."
"Please!"
"Please!"
These two people are not very old, but they are about twenty years old, but they are full of posture, like two martial arts masters, which attracted a round of applause from the surroundings. However, after they fought, it was a big surprise, especially the new recruit Sheng Dashuai in camouflage uniform, and the use of the unscrupulous and smoking moves made all the people feel ashamed.
Wang Yongan repeatedly emphasized during the training in the new barracks that the purpose of hand-to-hand combat is to kill and injure the enemy, not to defeat the enemy, so the purpose of making a move is to kill the enemy and avoid long-term confrontation and attrition. For this reason, the soldier's attack should be mainly concentrated on the organs that can incapacitate the immediate enemy, mainly the crotch, throat, back of the head, and heart socket, and the crotch is the most likely to cause psychological and physical fear in the enemy.
That's right, kicking the crotch, it's a crotch kick, it's a disdainful, disdainful, and it's a move that makes men afraid of enchanting women - forget it, women are also afraid of it.
"You don't need to look anywhere else, just kick the enemy in the crotch and kick him hard, the opponent's punch to your head will only stun you, but you kick the opponent's crotch will stun him! You wake up in one minute, the opponent wakes up in five minutes, you wake up before him, and even if you win in the head, you won't faint at all - and the opponent is already in pain. The next thing you have to do is find the hardest weapon on the ground, such as a stone, and smash them out of their brains! So, Sheng Dashuai kept in mind the teachings of the deputy chief instructor Wang Yongan, and beckoned to attack Lu Chi's crotch.
Before enlisting in the army, Sheng Dashuai was just an authentic Ludong farmer, he would not do anything except carry a hoe to farm, although the sunshine was close to the sea, but Sheng Dashuai's home was far away from the sea on the other side, because it was located in the plain, Sheng Dashuai would not fish, let alone hunt.
But it is precisely because Sheng Dashuai does not know anything that he has a firm grasp of everything that the instructor teaches, and he never doubts the knowledge taught by the instructor - attacking the crotch, the opponent will definitely collapse.
The veteran Lu Chi was so angry that he choked!
If it weren't for Lu Chi being a thief for a few years before joining the army, he would have really capsized in the gutter.
Lu Chi was born in northern Anhui, and at the end of the Qing Dynasty, bandits were rampant in northern Anhui and eastern Henan, and the Qing government was corrupt, only collecting taxes and suppressing bandits, so that the people had to protect themselves at their own risk, and many people started a thief's business part-time while protecting themselves. This Lu Chi did the act of being a farmer during the day and a bandit at night in his hometown in northern Anhui, but a few years later, Lu Chi found that he still had nothing to do, and even because of his identity, no one was willing to marry his daughter to him, so he was forced to go out. Lu Chi originally planned to learn from many fellow villagers in northern Anhui to go to Shanghai to make a living, but when he arrived in Xuyi County, he heard that Yangzhou was recruiting the Beiyang New Army, so he ran to Yangzhou with a few fellow villagers and became a recruit with his kung fu.
In the first half year of becoming a soldier, because Wang Yongtai deliberately indulged, and because he and Zhang Jimin competed for military power, military discipline was lax and the army lacked supervision. So much so that Lu Chi felt that being a soldier was like that, there was no difference between the new Beiyang army and the old patrol battalion, and the training was loose. He didn't have much to do on weekdays, he gambled in the army in his spare time, and most of his military salary was lost by him or spent it by finding a woman.
However, in the second half of the year, especially when Wang Yongan became Wang Yongtai's staff, Wang Yongtai began to seriously grasp army building. Wang Yongtai seemed to be the king of Chuzhuang, who had become a sensation if he didn't make a sound, and lived in the barracks all the time except for an occasional trip home. The soldiers felt the hard work of training, many people couldn't stand the hardship, but there were some people who were born to endure hardships, and Lu Chi was one of them. It was at this time that Lu Chi stood out and became a rare melee master in the veteran camp with his good kung fu and strong body.
Most of the people in the veteran battalion know this young man from Anhui Province, who is 1.7 meters tall, and his body is full of tendon meat, as if he has practiced the iron cloth shirt of the Golden Bell Hood, not to mention that he beats others, even if others hit him, his hands will be painful.
It's a pity that he met a "shameless" opponent who specifically attacked his crotch, which was his weakness...... Well, that's the weakness of all men.
"I said you're not done kid?" After dodging more than a dozen times in a row, Lu Chi shouted angrily.
"What do you say?" Sheng Dashuai asked.
"Are you fighting? You're a sprinkling fight! Lu Chi shouted depressedly, "How can you have such a trick that makes people laugh and lose their big teeth!" ”
"Our instructor rescued me like this, and he said that he would fight like this when he got into the ring." Sheng Dashuai retorted.
Lu Chi said angrily: "Who is your instructor, when I finish this fight, I will definitely find him to vent his anger, this kid is not good at calling people martial arts, what is the matter with calling people down three ways?" ”
Sheng Dashuai said with a smile: "Our instructor is there ......" pointed at the situation, Lu Chi was slightly distracted, Sheng Dashuai rushed over and kicked Lu Chi's crotch, Lu Chi suddenly stared and fell to the ground, poor Lu Chi, who was the most capable of fighting in the old barracks, was actually knocked to the ground by a peasant baby in southeast Lu.
Referee Chen Jian immediately stopped the continued attack and shouted: "The new barracks No. 1 wins, the veteran barracks No. 1 loses, and the veteran barracks No. 2 continues to fight." ”
The veterans were so angry that they scolded the grand handsome in the ring for not being authentic, shouting how could they do this, is this still a fight? Is this still a competition? Is this still fair? Is there still a king's law......
On the rostrum, Fang Xianwu, who was the chief instructor of the recruit battalion, couldn't hold back a little on his face, and lowered his head as a quail, but he couldn't escape the accusations of other generals, and said one after another: "Hey, I said Lao Fang, you said that you are also from Yangzhou, how can you teach your subordinates to fight like this in front of the people of Yangzhou?" It's enough to embarrass us twenty-four mixed up associations. ”
"Yes, how do we meet people? When the people go out, they will say, "Look, this is the Beiyang New Army that is in the crotch." ”
"Lao Fang, this is your mistake, don't teach like this?"
"There are lay disciples of Shaolin Temple in our army, who know Arhat boxing, next time I will let him be a martial arts instructor for you, so as not to teach recruits to mess up."
Wang Yongtai also shook his head and smiled bitterly: "This ...... Shouqing, isn't it a little too authentic? So many people are looking at it, it's not pretty, right? ”
Wang Yongan saw that everyone was besieging Fang Xianwu, and Fang Xianwu's temperament was stuffy, he didn't want to explain too much, he only liked to use his strength to prove it, so Wang Yongan took the initiative to stand up and said: "This kicking crotch and biting tricks are all taught by me, don't wronged Chief Instructor Fang, he is a righteous gentleman." But me...... I'm not a decent gentleman, I'm a real villain, hahaha......"
Everyone also snorted and laughed, Wang Yongan used self-deprecation to resolve the embarrassment, but listening to his meaning, kicking the crotch together is just one of these obscene tricks - there are also eye picking and biting in the back, you are completely teaching the soldier as a shrew.
Wang Yongtai shook his head and said, "Adjutant General, what should you do if you hurt someone?" ”
"No, they're all measured." Wang Yongan said with a hippie smile, and then he explained solemnly: "Fellow officers, I want to ask you, under what circumstances can a sergeant fight the other side in hand-to-hand combat, instead of attacking and defending with a weapon?" ”
The crowd looked at him too eagerly, and someone replied: "In the end of the abolition war, the weapons of both sides are gone, or the weapons of the hand-to-hand are gone." ”
Wang Yongan said: "Yes, at this time, it must be the time when both sides have exhausted their strength, it can be said that when fighting with hand-to-hand, the soldiers must be at the end of the crossbow." At this time, the soldier's physical strength, strength and agility are greatly reduced, and the aggression is also reduced to one-third or even less. If a soldier wants to kill his opponent, he must use the most effortless way, the most direct way, to force the opponent to lose his combat effectiveness, and then he can kill the opponent. You must be thinking that soldiers can kill their opponents directly, so why bother to make them incapacitated first and then kill them, right? But you also know that at this time the soldiers have no physical strength, and if they do not take the lead in the most vulnerable parts of the opponent, they may be killed by themselves. And the crotch and eyes are the physiological and psychological fragility of the human body, as a man can never stand being hit in the crotch, and as a person, he will definitely not be able to stand the danger of blindness, as for biting...... Ladies and gentlemen, can you know that the hardest part of the human body is not the fists and knees, but the teeth? Human teeth are the hardest bones of the human body, two soldiers are very easy to fight together when fighting with hand-to-hand, fall to the ground and hug each other to wrestle, at this time, if you bite the opponent with your teeth, one to avoid being clamped by the other party to clamp their neck, and it is also the most effective way to kill each other. ”
All the officers seemed to be persuaded by Wang Yongan's words, and they applauded one after another, and looked at the ring again.
Wei Wentong whispered in Wang Yongan's ear: "Talking nonsense seriously, you are really shameless enough." ”
"Shhhhh......h ”
Wei Wentong was so angry that his teeth itched, and he said in his heart Wei Wenkang, where did you die, why didn't you come out, I can't stand this shameless kid anymore, in such an afternoon, I can't help but pull out my sword and look at his head!