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(Du Xiangxiang looked embarrassed: "I just got up early, and I was used to doing it on weekdays, so I found something to do.") ”

Sun Yan looked up suspiciously, and found that even the ashes on the ceiling were gone, and he didn't know how she cleaned it up so cleanly. Because he has been alone for the past six months, although he is not a lazy person, he has not done much hygiene, and there is a lot of dust in the corners, but now he looks at everything he sees, as if he has been washed with water.

Could it be that she didn't sleep all night last night, and was all helping him with cleaning?

Or did she originally want to attack me at night, but fortunately I locked the door in advance, and she couldn't attack at night, and she had nowhere to vent her energy?

Sun Yan felt that this was very possible......

Du Xiangxiang said embarrassedly: "I originally wanted to make breakfast in advance and wait for Childe to wake up and eat, but although I found food in Childe's refrigerator, I didn't find a color pen." ”

"Huh?" Sun Yan looked at her, "Colored pen? ”

Du Xiangxiang was very regretful: "Yes, because there is no colored pen, there is no way to cook for my son." "Apologetically blessed.

Markers? Cooking with colored pencils?

This girl is definitely out of a mental hospital! Sun Yan quietly took a step back...... Stay away from her.

He asked cautiously, "Isn't there an induction cooker there?" ”

Du Xiangxiang was puzzled: "Induction cooker? ”

Sun Yan led her to the kitchen and pointed to the induction cooker: "This is it." ”

Du Xiangxiang looked at the induction cooker and the iron pot placed on it, and Shui Lingling's eyes opened twice, as if to understand what it was for.

I see, it seems that she has never cooked at all.

Alas, forget it, do it yourself.

found an unused towel and toothbrush for Du Xiangxiang and asked her to wash it first, Sun Yan cooked it himself, fried two plates of green vegetables, and cooked a pot of noodles. Soon, the two of them were running breakfast together at the dinner table. Sun Yan gulped down the noodle soup, and when he looked at it again, he saw Du Xiangxiang taste it with chopsticks, followed by tears.

Hey, what's that look on your face...... I definitely didn't poison it.

Du Xiangxiang looked at him pitifully, as if asking...... Can this thing be eaten?

Sun Yan was very frustrated, because of the relationship between that damn mother, he has been practicing good cooking skills since he was a child, although this meal is just a small fight, but it is not so unpalatable, right?

The girl who was embarrassed to say that it was unpalatable, still ate her bowl of noodles.

"At noon, the little girl will do it," Du Xiangxiang asked him vigorously, "and ask the son to buy some colored pens and white paper to come back, otherwise...... Otherwise......"

Sun Yan felt that she was trying to say that if she ate this kind of food again, she would die.

In desperation, Sun Yan had no choice but to think about "the mentally ill girl is happy", while going downstairs, going to the supermarket to buy colored pens and blank paper, and by the way, he went to the vegetable market to buy some food and fruits, and at the same time to see if there was any missing person revelation posted everywhere, but he didn't find it. When he returned home, he handed Du Xiangxiang the colored pencils used by primary school students to draw: "Is this okay?" ”

"That's fine!" Du Xiangxiang happily took it, "Thank you, Childe." ”

How to cook colored pencils? Xiu teasing, well, although no one in the city's mental hospital seems to have escaped, but if she escaped from another city, Ming'er called the mental hospital in other places to take a look.

Sun Yan shrugged his shoulders and walked towards his room...... Wow!

But after going downstairs to the supermarket and the vegetable market, his room was already bright and bright, the floor of the desk was bright enough to illuminate his face, the quilt was neatly folded, and the sheets were so flat that he was embarrassed to lie down. What's more, he didn't see where the mentally ill girl cleaned up the garbage at all, and he didn't see the garbage bag at the door.

Did you rush downstairs while I was going downstairs and throw away everything that should have been thrown, and then run back in the wind? Speed!

"Childe!" A soft voice sounded behind him.

He turned around and saw Du Xiangxiang standing there, holding a water cup in his hand: "Son, please drink!" ”

Sun Yan took the water cup, and when he saw that the juice in the cup was bubbling sweetly, he asked, "What is this?" ”

"The little woman uses the apples that Childe just bought, and the freshly squeezed juice."

"Wait a minute, I don't have a juicer at home, do I?" Even if there is a juicer, it is impossible to squeeze the juice out all at once without a sound, right?

Du Xiangxiang opened her eyes widely: "Juicer? ”

Hey, how do you get juice when you don't even know about the juicer? Are you sure this thing can be drunk? I see, you didn't succeed in the night attack last night, and you want to drug me, right?

Although she thought so in her heart, the expression of the mentally ill girl was too pure and innocent, which made Sun Yan feel that she had made a mistake. He asked, "How did you get juice out without a juicer?" ”

Du Xiangxiang looked at him strangely, as if she didn't understand why he asked such a strange question: "Use colored pencils!" ”

It turns out that the colored pen can not only cook, but also squeeze juice, it is a snail girl, right? That's a really capable colored pen......

"Can you show me how you squeeze it?" He couldn't help it.

Du Xiangxiang looked at him puzzled, as if wondering how he didn't even know such a simple thing as "colored pen juicing method", like a mentally retarded person, but despite this, she still kindly returned to the living room and showed him a demonstration. I saw her pressing her legs with her hips, kneeling down at the low coffee table in a dignified manner, and the hem of her autumn-colored skirt just covered the edge of her cotton shoes.

Sun Yan sat down cross-legged on the other side of the coffee table, and saw that she took a blank paper and put it in front of her, and used the colored pencil that was originally used by kindergarten children to draw and draw on it, first drawing a nine-palace diagram on the outer circle, and then drawing various colors in the nine-palace diagram, these colors are intertwined with each other. When she finishes painting, she places a washed apple in the center of the painting, with an empty cup on the side, and then folds her hands in front of her breast, and recites words to the apple.

Sure enough, it's a mentally ill girl, and it's a lot of fun! Sun Yan thought to himself.

Before the thought was finished, I only heard the sound of "brush", a blue light flashed, just like the science fiction technology in the movie, the whole apple turned into particles and flew up, Du Xiangxiang stretched out her fingers, and pointed at the "particle-ized" apple, first waved to the left, all the juice flew into the clean glass by itself, and then waved to the right, all the pomace fell on the other side, piled up into a hill.

"Childe, please!" She handed Sun Yan the glass with translucent clear juice shaking in her arms.

Sun Yan's whole body froze there, dumbfounded.

"Childe?" The girl looked at him with sparkling eyes.

"Your ...... Immortals? ”

"Immortals?" Du Xiangxiang was startled, quickly put down the water glass, faced Liu Sang sideways, bowed her head and bent over, extremely embarrassed, "I know that Gongzi still doesn't believe that I am a fairy in the sky, and I blame the little girl for not being able to prove my identity with immortal arts." ”

"You just ...... this"

"The little girl is really from the fairy world," the girl who was worried that he wouldn't believe it burst into tears, "Childe just rest assured, give the little girl a little time, and the little girl will definitely prove it to Childe." ”

"What ...... you just now" Sun Yan felt his tongue knotted, "Immortal art?" ”

"Immortals?" Du Xiangxiang looked at the freshly squeezed juice, "No." ”

"What's that?"

"Juicing!" Du Xiangxiang quietly looked at him...... Am I going to marry such a stupid person in the future?

Sun Yan: "......" is indeed juicing......

At noon, the sun shone through the window, and a few bird calls came from the window, and then fluttered their wings and flew away.

In the house, Du Xiangxiang is as diligent as a bird, humming a song that Sun Yan has never heard before, while using her "colored pen cooking method" to cook, before each bowl of dishes, she has to redraw a nine-palace map, and paint different colors with colored pens in the picture, I don't know whether to adjust the "heat", or to decide whether to fry or fry, whether to cook or fry.

She drew the plate containing the washed shredded meat, green pepper and various ingredients in the Jiugong diagram, and recited words to it, the green light flashed, the plate, shredded meat, green pepper, salt, ginger, etc. were all particle-like, and then began to reorganize, and there was a steaming fire, only suddenly, the plate reappeared, a plate of steaming, fragrant green pepper fried meat automatically fell on the plate, just smelling, it made people swallow saliva.

This girl is a fairy!

Sun Yan is now very sure of this.

One of the plates of green vegetables, after the reorganization of "particle", appeared on the bowl with a crisp green doll, which was extremely cute, and it was impossible to see the original "green vegetables", which made Sun Yan wonder if he could eat it ruthlessly later.

All other ingredients had been used up, and a few eggs were still on the table.

Du Xiangxiang looked at him very depressed.

"What's wrong?"

"Why did I buy eggs but no tomatoes?"

Sun Yan: "Huh? ”

Du Xiangxiang was in tears: "Without tomatoes, eggs would be very lonely." ”

I don't think they like to be fried with tomatoes that much!

Du Xiangxiang stroked the eggs and was very sympathetic: "Poor children, there are no tomatoes!" ”

I said that you sympathize with them and want to fry them with tomatoes, so that they have a crush on tomatoes, and as long as they have tomatoes as company, they will die without regrets, are you bullying them for not being able to speak?

The scrambled eggs without tomatoes are so pitiful that Du Xiangxiang can't do it, there is no way, Sun Yan has to put them in the refrigerator first, and then go to help them buy tomatoes in the afternoon, so that they can be eaten happily with tomatoes.

Despite this, even Sun Yan has to admit that the meals made by Du Xiangxiang with the "colored pen cooking method" are indeed incredibly fragrant, the green and tender fried meat is tender and beautiful, and it feels like it will melt in the mouth, and the taro is reorganized into the appearance of a lobster after being granulated, and it really tastes like a lobster, is the taro actually the illegitimate child of the lobster?

and that "green doll", when he broke its neck with chopsticks, took its cute head to his mouth and bit it, and made it gurgle, Sun Yan's heart hurt......

Sun Yan spread a bamboo mat on the balcony, moved the coffee table over, and drank tea across the coffee table with Du Xiangxiang.

Now that it has been determined that this girl is not an ordinary person, at this moment, he is naturally extremely curious about the fairy world in Du Xiangxiang's mouth and wants to know more.

"I'm sorry, Childe," Du Xiangxiang said embarrassedly, "Childe is still just a mortal, and the affairs of the fairy world cannot be revealed to mortals casually." ”

"Can't you say even if I'm your future husband?"

The girl's face was red, and her forehead was so low that she almost touched the teacup on the coffee table: "Hmm! ”

"Then you can always tell me how you became a fairy, right?"

"I can't say that."

"Is the head of the heavens the Jade Emperor?"

"I can't say that."

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"I can't say that...... Female, female! ”

"It's okay," Sun Yan calmed down, "I can't even say this, I almost thought you were a cute boy." ”

"You bully people......" The girl's forehead was so low that it almost touched the coffee table.

"I remember watching "Taiping Guangji" before, and it said that immortals are also graded, right? Can't you say that too? ”

"Childe is right! There are nine levels of immortal ranks, 'immortals' are actually only the lowest grade in the entire immortal rank, above the 'immortals', there are flying immortals, spirit immortals, real people, flying real people, Taishang real people, golden immortals, etc., "Du Xiangxiang **** a standing," the little woman because she cultivated the 'Liujia Qimen' in the thirty-six magical powers, and accumulated a lot of merits, plus after two consecutive assessments in the Tianqi Ren Holy Palace, after taking Zhu Guangyun Bi when she was a child, she was given the Nine Turns of Frost and Snow Pill and the Hua of Taiqing Gold Liquid by the Emperor of Taishan Tianqi Rensheng Emperor. When it comes to the immortal rank, it is actually a 'flying immortal' who lives above the 'immortal'. ”

Sun Yan asked, "Since it's called 'Flying Immortal', isn't it supposed to be able to fly?" ”

Du Xiangxiang's head lowered again suddenly, and touched the head of the table: "The little woman is a spiritual treasure, and she can't fly without a magic weapon!" ”

The result is a flying immortal who can't fly? I said you can't fly, can you still be called a flying immortal? Don't you think that flying immortals are just as shameful as illiterate college students? How do you tell me to say hello?

Sun Yan sighed, feeling ashamed of this flying immortal who couldn't fly, and he asked, "In other words, if you want to return to the immortal realm, you will have to wait at least until the next full moon moon?" ”

"Well, because of the relationship between heaven and earth, only on the day when the South Heavenly Gate is opened, the fairy world and the human world can be connected." Du Xiangxiang said, "Unless there is an important task, go to the 'Mount Tai Pass' in the Tianqi Ren Holy Palace, but that is something that can only be done with the consent of Emperor Taishan." Or like Yaoyao, you can break the crystal wall that separates the fairy world from the human world, but that is illegal, because there are no golden immortals in the fairy world, so in the entire heavenly court, only a few Taishang real people can do it. ”

"There are no golden immortals in the fairy world?"

"Yikes!" Du Xiangxiang covered her mouth, "This can't be said." ”

You've already said it......

Never mind! Sun Yan said: "So, you want to live here for at least a month? Looks like I'm going to buy you some change of clothes in the evening. Seeing that she obviously didn't have any money, she had to cushion her first.

Du Xiangxiang said apologetically: "It's troublesome!" But there is no need to buy ready-made clothes, just buy some fabrics, and the little woman can make them herself. ”

Sun Yan asked strangely: "Do it yourself?" How? I don't have a sewing machine at home! ”

Du Xiangxiang said innocently: "There are colored pens!" ”

It turns out that the colored pen is not only the reincarnation of the snail girl, but also the weaver girl's sister?

I said that the colored pen is so capable, does it know itself? (To be continued.) )