Chapter 041: Nalan I'll suffocate you

More than 100,000 words, the collection should be collected, and the ticket should be given to the ticket, hehe)

Lu Hanqiang didn't feel unhappy about being called by others, but seeing someone in front of his countless fans, with his nostrils facing to the sky, of course he was very unhappy in his heart, his temperament in his bones was unforgiving, since you bite it, of course I have to bite it back.

"Are you the storyteller Lu Hanqiang?" The second bull man stood up and said with his nostrils facing the sky.

Lu Hanqiang smiled and asked, "Are you the seventh son of the Jingdong Child King?" “

This question and answer immediately caused a laugh from the audience, they laughed scholars, they have been despised by these nostrils for too long, and no one can ask the same question as today, it is really - relieving anger, yes, relieving anger.

This bite is very heavy, at that time, reading to the Shi is the best ending, as a Xixi or private school teacher, that is a tried and tested person to do, at least not respected, known as the king of children, that is, affirm that they are useless in reading, how can this not make them angry? However, the knot of anger is the knot of qi, and according to himself, he is really the king of children, and there is really nothing to refute.

The guy who was violently bumped into by Lu Hanqiang immediately became angry, but he could only be angry, because they are used to talking about the big truth, but they don't have such a scoundrel like a skin, and they don't discuss knowledge with you at all, what kind of reasoning they say, so they can only keep roaring: "Insulting Sven, insulting Sven." "The rest is gone.

When the third saw it, he immediately stepped forward, and also scolded Lu Hanqiang loudly with his nostrils facing the sky: "Poetry is the right way, it is to imitate the sages, be generous, enlighten life, and read what you did before is just a side-by-side thing, frivolous Meng Lang, and now when I see you as an unreasonable boy, I know that you are an ignorant child, and you don't get out of the way quickly, so as not to pollute our ears and eyes, and let this Yunyun student go astray." ”

"It is small to defile the ears and eyes." Lu Han forcibly applied Shi Ran's bullet to the dust that was not on his body, took a step back and said with a smile: "It's a big deal to mislead people's children." ”

"If you know, it's good." The third person smiled very proudly, and was satisfied with the results of his education.

"I'm talking about a few of you, not me." Lu Hanqiang suddenly looked solemn and said word by word.

"Ahem, ahem." There was a cough, and it was choked.

"I have to talk about you." At this time, Lu Hanqiang was worried about the country and the people, with a sad and compassionate expression, and said bitterly: "Doing poetry is the same as learning, everything is about keeping pace with the times, and what about you?" But retro. ”

"Retro is the king, retro is the source of literature, Taoism is prosperous, Taoism is declining, literature is declining, and literature is ——。"

It's good to be reasonable, this is my strength, if you talk about the present and the past, with your own knowledge, with the arguments accumulated by your masters for generations, I'm afraid that you won't be able to finish it in three days and three nights, and I won't be able to kill you. So the leader of the three men immediately prepared to speak.

"Stop. Stop. Lu Hanqiang immediately raised his hand and made a stop movement.

Interrupting other people's speeches, in the eyes of learned people, is absolutely impolite, and it is a manifestation of a person's absolute lack of cultivation, even the little brother Lu Hanqing, who is closely behind Lu Hanqiang, is a little unbearable.

Brother Tai, who had just raised his interest and was about to start speaking for three days and three nights, was immediately stunned, and asked inexplicably: "Lu Hanqiang, do you have any other opinions?" ”

"I don't dare, but I have a big question I want to ask this virtuous man." Lu Hanqiang said that he asked for advice, but his eyes were cheeky and did not mean to ask for advice, which made this great sage very unhappy. However, being respected as a virtuous person and being humbly asked for advice is a very cool thing, so I am entangled in the cool and unhappy and waiting for Lu Hanqiang's next step.

Today, Lu Hanqiang is also completely in accordance with the dress of the Ming scholars, and also took a folding fan that is absolutely out of place in winter, at this time, it is very chic to open with a bang, and it is a very chic fan, but in this cold winter, it is definitely to find an uncomfortable feeling, so he quickly put it away again, and it became a scenery in this one-fold room, so that countless people have the heart of imitation, so that from then on, the whole Ming Dynasty is a winter fan fanning, which is the effect of celebrities.

After receiving the fan, Lu Hanqiang humbly asked: "May I ask this great sage, the rolling Yangtze River is passing away, have you ever heard of this poem?" ”

This virtuous man was stunned at the time, this poem has become a popular poem of the Ming Dynasty with the popularity of Lu Hanqiang's New Three Kingdoms, and he has heard and been impressed anyway, because this poem is full of the concept of his own school, retro, and the ancient Wei and Jin dynasties of the Three Kingdoms.

"Of course, this poem is the most classic poem I have heard to restore the style of the Wei and Jin dynasties, and I respect this sage's masterpiece, and I can't wait to be born at that time, and sing with the sages." The sage immediately replied with a serious expression.

Lu Hanqiang's admiration is beyond measure, look, Daxian is Daxian, and the words he says are all the head of the Tao, which really makes people look up to the mountains. However, Lu Hanqiang still said, "Stop." ”

Interrupting people's speeches several times is too rude, this is hardly polite, it is still a matter of upbringing.

However, for the unreasonableness of the later son, this great sage still has to show his self-cultivation, so the sage who has already been angry in his heart still patiently asked: "What's wrong with seeing Brother Xian?" ”

"Yang Lao made the word Linjiang Immortal Rolling Yangtze River, and was arranged by the kid on the boy's revised work Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and the kid is optimistic about the connotation of this word."

"Very good, very good, this is your origin, and you shouldn't do anything if life is as it was when you first saw it." Daxian was very relieved that he had won his education and made a lamb know that he had lost his way.

"No, no, no, Daxian misunderstood." Lu Hanqiang interrupted his conversation for the fourth time, showing disdain for Daxian's teachings at all, but shook his head with a smile and said, "I use this word, of course, to admire the sages, but I also appreciate his profound and profound wonders." ”

"Really?" Not only did this great sage's eyes light up, but everyone around the few people pricked up their ears, waiting for Lu Hanqiang's next words, exhaustively studying righteousness, which has become the habit of scholars and literati now, when they heard that Lu Hanqiang wanted to analyze the meaning of the words, how could it not make people interested?

"Excuse me, why does this poem only say that the Yangtze River is rolling in the east and passing away, but not in the west?"

Boom - a loud uproar, immediately resounded in the audience, this Lu Hanqiang definitely asked the most stupid question, how can he not let people who still have expectations for him make an uproar?

"Hmph, ignorant child." Of course, Daxian was indignant at Lu Hanqiang's contempt for himself, and he snorted at the atmosphere at that time, and explained casually: "The Yangtze River and the Yellow River, Haohao Tang Tang goes east, it is eternal and unchanged, does this need to be explained?" ”

yes, does that need to be explained? Those who need to explain are idiots.

"No, no." Lu Hanqiang chuckled and shook his head. That look was as pitiful as looking at countless Mengtong. "Could it be that the great lyricist, in this swan song of the ages, just said the well-known situation of the great river and the Yellow River going eastward? Wouldn't I have become the greatest lyricist long ago? ”

As soon as these remarks came out, it caused a big uproar, some of them were indifferent, some were right, yes, great poets, all the words of great people have profound meanings, such as Confucius and Mencius saints, such as Zhu Lao sage, are all like this, otherwise, why should a Analect be studied word by word.

At this time, everyone's minds once again entered the mode of education they were now receiving, and began to carefully understand and study the meaning of this passing water.

"Brother, does it really mean anything?" Lu Hanqing also fell into deep thought, and couldn't help but ask his brother.

", where does that mean? To talk about meaning, you should look at the Chinese contour map. Lu Hanqing whispered contemptuously.

Lu Hanqing was dumbfounded.

"Do you need any other explanation?" The three great sages also had to fall into deep thought, and then they didn't know what to do, so they didn't have the shame to ask.

"Actually." Lu Hanqiang raised his voice, and once again habitually unfolded the folding fan in his hand, but after thinking about it, he closed it again with a bang.

Just these few decisive voices immediately attracted the eyes, ears, mouths and noses of all the people present, just waiting for Lu Hanqiang to explain, if it is really a subtle explanation, it will be his own infinitely useful knowledge.

"When Yang Lao sang this, he poured out the trend of history, didn't the princes here understand it?"

Regardless of the inexplicable expressions, Lu Han forced Shi Ran to say: "To the beginning of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, it was extended to the 800-year Western Zhou Dynasty and the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, and then the Qin Dynasty ruled the world, and then the Western Han Dynasty and the Eastern Han Dynasty, and then the Great Song Dynasty to the Ming Dynasty. Everyone, please think, from the Eastern and Western Zhou Dynasty to the present Ming Dynasty, is history constantly improving? ”

For a while, there was silence on the field, and everyone fell into deep thought, even the three great sages.

Lu Hanqiang Shi Ran looked at them, and then whispered to the little brother behind him, "Come, get hot water for my brother." ”

The younger brother handed over the teapot he was carrying in a daze, and his eyes were already full of admiration.

"Ah-" Suddenly, a loud voice sounded, making Lu Hanqiang, who had just taken a sip of tea, almost squirt out, who is this, why was he startled.

Looking at it, it was the third of the three sages, who was clapping his hands and applauding, "Seeing that Brother Xian really deeply understood the deep meaning of Yang Lao, he admired it." In fact, in his heart, what he admires is Lu Hanqiang's understanding of Yang Lao's poem, and there is no other meaning at all. And Lu Hanqiang was waiting for his sentence.

"Okay, since this great sage agrees with Zaixia's understanding, then, let's ask for advice, is the Zhou Dynasty Blizzard a historical progress?"

"King Wu is cutting down, it is the time, but the Xia of the Zhou Dynasty is progressing."

"Qin's chaotic division of counties and counties, is it considered progress?"

"The unification of the royal family and the end of the chaotic war are progress."

"Is it historical progress to use the Han Dynasty to tyrannize Qin?"

"As it was said."

"Is Yang Guang in the Tang Dynasty progressing?"

"The Tang Dynasty is prosperous, and thousands of people admire it."

"Can the glorious previous dynasty of the Song Dynasty be compared?"

"Huaxia is a winner."

"Da Ming is better than Tyranny?"

"The glorious Han family is in the world, and the world is mighty."

Lu Hanqiang asked, and the other party replied, pressing step by step without leaving the other party a little room for thinking.

"Since the offspring are always better than the previous generations, why don't you learn from the strong but learn from the bad? Do you have to go to Ru Mao to drink blood if you don't eat steamed buns? If history is progressing, why should we go back in time? Isn't retro a step backwards? Lu Han forced a sentence.

"History cannot go backwards." The three sages replied habitually, but as soon as the words came out, their colors immediately changed greatly, and then they opened their mouths.

Pitted, definitely pitted. Just about to sort out his thoughts and start a rebuttal, where did Lu Hanqiang give him such an opportunity, he opened the fan and sang loudly: "Remember Jiangnan."

The crows are exhausted, who is Xiaoli's hatred? The snow turned over the incense pavilion, and the breeze blew to the gall bottle plum. The word heart has turned to ashes. ”

"Good—" A slight taste, and the scholars immediately applauded.

Lu Hanqiang didn't care whether it was in the situation or not, and one after another plagiarized Nalan's poems gushed out like a spring.

"Remembering Wang Sun

The west wind blows plantains overnight. Tired eyes endure loneliness in autumn? Strong mood to pay turbid mash. Read the divorce. It is like the tide of the Xiangjiang River day and night. ”

There wasn't much applause anymore, because everyone was starting to get drunk

Sauvignon Blanc

A trip to the mountain, a trip to the water, a trip to the side of the pass, a thousand tent lights in the middle of the night.

The wind is changing, the snow is changing, the dream of the broken hometown cannot be realized, and there is no sound in the old garden

The crows were silent, and at this time, the applause was already ruining the atmosphere.

The three sages were also overwhelmed by the wonderful words and phrases of each capital, and they could not afford to argue, and all their minds were immersed in the beauty of this chapter, which was the most beautiful chapter and the most intoxicating poem since the Song Dynasty.

When Lu Hanqiang walked in the wind, with his staggering little brother walking home in the sunset, behind him, there were countless scholars Eguanbo chanting with intoxication, the scene was grand, the sound shook the sky, and they sang in unison: "If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind sad painting fan?" Waiting for idle changes but old people's hearts, but old people's hearts are changeable"

"Mr. Nalan, a talented man of the Qing Dynasty, I can't hold you to death." Lu Hanqiang, who is already famous all over the world, thought proudly.