At the beginning of April, April Fool's Day went to refer to the palace exam, and Lin Fu always felt that something was wrong. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

If nothing else, the whole process is a bit funny.

The palace test in front of the Jinluan Palace, the so-called "Chen in and out", is limited to one day, entering the palace in the early morning, and handing in the paper at sunset, that is to say, you have to get up and line up at the palace gate before dawn.

Fortunately, Lin Mansion is the closest to the palace, and Prince Kobayashi grinded and chirped on the bed for a while, but it was still early when he finally got up and rushed to the palace gate.

When I arrived at the door, I saw that the marking officers had arrived earlier and neatly than the candidates, and the five university scholars, plus the newly appointed ones from the Hanlin Academy and the Ministry of Rites, a total of 12 people, had already stood neatly at the door and lined up in line.

The 300 students are in three columns, and they stand neatly according to the rankings on the list.

Lin Fu, as the new branch of the Yuan, is in the first place in the middle, and the first person on the left noticed it when he looked at the list, remembering that his name is Sun Tianwen, who is the first and second, and I don't know which family it is.

The Lin Fu on the right is very familiar, but it is the Yuan Wei and Yuan Dacai who are still pretentious and romantic, which makes the traversers very unaccustomed to it.

Seeing this neatly dressed man standing here, staring at the palace gate in front of him without squinting, Gongzi Xiaolin felt a little funny, so he went up and joked, "Yuan Dacai is jealous all day long, and he can still find time to gain fame, this Sven is really not simple!" ”

This is laughing at Yuan Wei for a clean man who made trouble with the gentleman in his own family on the street, and he was pretentious and self-conscious.

Yuan Wei was very unconvinced by the list of Lin Fu, first, he was not convinced, and second, as a disciple of Zhu Wu among the five scholars, he naturally understood the relationship between Lin Fu and Master Jiang.

In his opinion, Lin Fu was definitely cheating, and Master Jiang must have played tricks, otherwise this hateful boy in front of him would definitely not be able to get the first place.

There is an element of cheating, he feels that it naturally does not count, and the palace test is the judgment of the great Confucians, and the top ten are even more determined by His Majesty, let you have thousands of tricks, and your Majesty will make your own holy judgment!

Yuan Dacai didn't know where the confidence came from, probably because he felt that such an unobtrusive person was definitely not as talented as himself, and he was consciously high, so he didn't pay attention to Lin Fu's jokes, just stared at the palace gate in front of him, and waited for everything to be ranked.

Lin Fu didn't care about this ranking contest, he just mentioned it casually and made him feel a little uncomfortable. At this moment, seeing Yuan Dacaizi pursing his lips as if he was full of energy, he couldn't help but feel a little funny, and was about to tease a few more words, but the palace door that Yuan Dacai had been staring at was opened. I can only shut up and say nothing more.

The palace door opened, and the herald came out to deliver the message, and at this time, it had been a while, and the students had arrived one after another. Speaking of which, there has really never happened that a student came late, so he lost his qualification and failed to catch up with the palace exam.

After all, this palace gate is the dragon gate in the carp leaping dragon gate!

After the herald finished speaking, the adults on the left entered the palace first, followed by the three hundred students who participated in the palace examination.

When it came time to take the palace exam, in fact, there was only one question to answer, with a total of two or three thousand words, but it was still five to nine, from early morning to sunset.

On the one hand, the most important reason for this exam is that the etiquette rules in the palace are really cumbersome, and if they can be streamlined, it won't take so long.

But fortunately, when I walked to the front of the Jinluan Palace, I finally didn't have to bring some dry food and pastries to satisfy my hunger, and when I entered the palace gate, I didn't have to strip off like before, just a few soldiers touched it a little, and there was no obvious weirdness, and it could be regarded as a preliminary identity.

Crossing the palace gate to search the body is just a recurring program, mainly to recognize the identity, at this time there is no photo, the identity certificate can only be described in words to describe the person's appearance, the investigation before the palace test is the most strict, because if the fake tribute enters the palace, it is equivalent to the great crime of bullying the king, not only the substitute will be killed, but the soldiers who let him in will not be pleased. Therefore, this identity check is more strict.

After the adults who read the papers entered, the leftmost column followed, and the speed at which their students entered the palace was not as easy as those adults. Instead, they are subject to detailed checks and identity checks one by one.

The process of checking was extremely slow, and it was more than five o'clock in the morning at this moment, Lin Fu couldn't help but be a little drowsy, and followed the team forward in a daze, I don't know how long it took or it was not his turn, but the sound of dispute sounded in his ears.

Lin Fu came back to his senses, and when he thought that this was the gate of the palace, he suddenly became interested, who dared to make noise here? When I look closely, it's still an acquaintance.

I only heard the recognition officer in front of me who was in charge of checking the identity credentials and proofreading the identity yelled at a student, "You bold and unruly!" Dare to impostor! ”

And the one who suffered from this disaster was Chang Jiaji, a student from Yizhou who invited Xiaolin Gongzi to drink and eat meat in the restaurant a few days ago, he was lucky to be on the list of spring and will try, and this year he released the wind hall test to only set the first and not eliminate the method and was very happy, it is the spring breeze when he is proud, the ups and downs of life are really exciting!

At this time, he was scolded in the face, "Diao Min! Dare to impostor! Dumbfounded, I ..... Where did I impostor???

Seeing that he still didn't admit it, the acquaintance pointed to his roster and shouted, "You obviously have a slight beard on this certificate, but you have a beard!" ”

Chang Jiaji was still stunned, reached out and touched his beard, I ...... Me me. I.. It's a microbeard...

"You are?" Seeing that he still dared to quibble, the acquaintance officer scolded loudly, "Who among the students present doesn't know that the sage said, Weisi people, who am I going to return?" It's nothing, and you have a beard! ”

"What??" Rao is Chang Jiaji, who knows the sophistication of people, was also shocked by this nonsensical reason, "The sage said, Weisi people, who will I return, but the sage also said himself, "micro-service"! Could it be that this saint is bare-assed??? ”

"Hahahahahaha!!!ha

The students who were still near the palace gate were all amused by this play, but although they laughed, most of the people present were the children of the poor family, and no one dared to come forward to persuade them and talk nonsense at the gate of this palace.

Seeing this situation, Gongzi Xiaolin had to take two steps forward with a smile and salute the recognition official, "This adult, this student is indeed Chang Jiaji of Yizhou, I have a relationship with him a few days ago, and I am willing to be a guarantee, and I will save Your Majesty from waiting." ”

This recognition officer was very unhappy at this time, and he was also afraid of being blamed from above, so he was so careful, but the students were obviously laughing at him, and they didn't even give him a good face with Lin Fu at this moment, "Who are you, and who will vouch for you?" "It's not sure who you are.