Chapter 14 Sanniang Hotel Feng Dai Zong Zhang Shunjiang Water Bucket Li Kui
But it was said that in the Pipa Pavilion Hotel, after Sanniang, Dai Zong, and Li Kui sat down, Li Kui clapped his hands and smiled: "My mother! Hu Niangzi, in that gambling house, why don't you say something earlier, and also teach Tie Niu to be happy. Sanniang also smiled: "Seeing that Brother Tieniu is not lucky, I will fight with you and teach you to win some money, and you can also pay off your old debts." At that moment, he divided the money won by Shicai into two parts, and pushed one in front of Li Kui and said: "This is half of the lottery that Shicai said." ”
Dai Zongdao: "Tie Niu loses nine out of ten bets, where will he win?" Hu Niangzi must not have a silver two with him, turned around and lost again. Li Kui shouted: "Brother, it's really my Tie Niu who won, and that little Zhang Yi lost a red stripe." Dai Zong said: "What you said doesn't count, listen to Hu Niangzi." ”
Sanniang smiled, said about the winning of the Shicai Gambling House, and finally said: "In fact, in this gambling game, I am guilty of nine out of ten bets, and I also use some tricks." Li Kui said: "I don't believe it, you haven't got that money in your hands, how to start?" ”
Sanniang smiled slightly, took a copper coin in her hand, and then turned it on the table, and said: "A coin has two sides, after it is rotated, if you can calculate the speed of its rotation, you can control whether it is literal or curtain after stopping." If you see that it turns fast, it will be literal when it stops, and if you want a curtain, you can blow lightly and teach it to slow down, so that after stopping, it will be a curtain. ”
Li Kui's eyes widened and said: "My mother, if that's the case, Hu Niangzi will teach Tie Niu this method, and I can win money every day." Sanniang smiled and said: "I won Xiao Zhang Yi today, and if I go again tomorrow, he will not dare to gamble with me again." Brother Tie Niu is also average, if you learn such methods, who will dare to bet with you in the future? Moreover, if you meet someone who is more clever than you, you will also lose. Brother Tie Niu, a small gamble is pleasant, a big gamble hurts the body, just play with both hands, don't indulge in it. ”
Dai Zong said: "What Hu Niangzi said is that Tie Niu is here, sit down and eat." Li Kui said: "I'm impatient to eat a small bowl, change to a big bowl to sift." At the moment, Li Kui taught the restaurant to exchange for a big bowl and sifted down three bowls of wine, Dai Zong was only afraid that Sanniang would not be able to drink enough, and said in his mouth: "Tie Niu, Hu Niangzi can still use a small cup." ”
Sanniang smiled and said: "It's okay, if you see two of you today, even if you are drunk, you have to feel happy." Li Kui said: "What a refreshing little lady, today I have to be helped by the lady, not only paid off the old debt, but also won a sum of money, Tie Niu here respects you!" Sanniang raised the bowl and said with a smile: "The three of me will drink three bowls together!" ”
At that moment, the three of them drank three bowls of wine, Dai Zong saw that Sanniang drank three bowls of wine in a row, his brows did not wrinkle, and he admired it even more in his heart, and said with a smile in his mouth: "No wonder the lady can lead the heroes in Huazhou, such a heroic spirit does not lose to the heroes." Li Kui also said: "I Tie Niu also serves the little lady." ”
At that moment, the three of them talked while eating and drinking, Li Kui was hungry in his stomach, and ate all the beef on that plate, and Sanniang ordered to cut ten catties of meat, Li Kui was not polite, just ate there. The three of them ate two jars of wine in a row, and they were a little slower, Dai Zong's wine was less than two, and he was slightly drunk, and Sanniang saw it and said, "Is there any fresh fish here?" Dai Zong smiled: "Lady, don't you see that the river is full of fishing boats, this is the land of fish and rice, how can there be no fresh fish?" Sanniang said: "It's best to get some sour fish soup to decant the wine." ”
Dai Zong called the bartender, taught to make three points and add sour red and white fish soup, when the bartender brought the fish soup, after the three ate once, Dai Zong said: "This fish is not fresh." At that moment, Dai Zong called the bartender again and asked: "But it is only fish soup, the family is very neat, but the fish is pickled and not eaten." When there is no good fresh fish, make some sour soup. ”
The bartender replied, "I don't dare to tell the dean that this fish was served last night." Today's live fish are still in the boat, and when the owner of the fish tooth does not come, he has never dared to sell it, so there is no good fresh fish. Li Kui jumped up and said, "I'm going to ask for two live fish to eat with my wife and brother." Dai Zong said: "You take a leave of absence, just go back a few times." Li Kui said: "Those who fish on the boat, don't dare not disagree with me, what is it worth!" ”
Dai Zong couldn't stop it, but Sanniang smiled and said, "There is Brother Lao Tieniu." Li Kui smiled and kept going. Dai Zong said to Song Jiang: "The lady blames this person, he has no decency at all, humiliating and killing!" Sanniang smiled and said: "Brother Tie Niu is straightforward, his nature is cowardly, how to teach him to change?" I respect him for the truth. The two of them laughed and talked for fun on the pipa pavilion. The poem says: The smoke of the river is out of the dust, and the peaks and peaks on the river are full of hair. The bright moon pipa people are gone, and the yellow reed bitter bamboo is still in the twilight tide.
After Sanniang and Dai Zong gossiped for a while, they heard a commotion by the river, and the two hurried over. When I walked to the river, I saw that the fishing boats were lined up, about eighty or ninety, all of which were tied under the green poplar trees. A group of fishermen surrounded one place, and inside they saw Li Kui holding down a big man, lifting a fist the size of a hammer, and beating a drum on the man's back. How did the big man struggle? Li Kui was playing, Dai Zong hurriedly stepped forward, split his waist behind his back and hugged him, Sanniang also stepped forward and shouted: "I can't do it, I can't help it!" When Li Kui looked back, it was Sanniang and Dai Zong. Li Kui let go of his hand, the man got out slightly, and a cigarette left.
Dai Zong wronged Li Kui and said: "I taught you to come and beg for fish, and fight with people here." If you kill someone with a punch, you won't pay for it and go to jail? Li Kui responded: "You are afraid that I will affect you, I will kill one of myself, and I will bear it." ”
Sanniang said: "People are serious fishermen, there must be some rules, but Brother Tie Niu beat others, and the three of me also left, so I waited here for someone to turn back, make a gift, and then pay him some soup and medicine, so that it can be." ”
Li Kui said: "That enemy is no more than my iron bull, what money do you lose if you eat it once?" If the lady doesn't look right, I will let Tie Niu give him a few punches later, and Hugh Ti will pay for the gift. Sanniang smiled, and before she could answer, she only heard someone behind her shouting and scolding: "Black Kill is only here to see you win or lose this time." ”
When Li Kui turned his head to look, it was the person, stripped naked, with a plaque tied up with a water backing, revealing a body of snow that looked like white meat, except for a towel on his head, showing that he was a little red and leaning on his heart, and he was alone by the river with a penny supporting a fishing boat to rush to the future, and scolded in his mouth: "A black killer with a thousand knives, the master is afraid of you, he is not a hero!" Walking, not a good man! ”
Li Kui was furious when he heard this, roared, skimmed his shirt, and turned around, and the man brought the boat a little closer, leaned on the shore, lit the penny with one hand, and cursed loudly. Li Kui also scolded: "The hero will come ashore." The man put the penny on Li Kui's leg and squeezed it, which made Li Kui angry and jumped on the boat. It was too late, it was fast, as long as the man lured Li Kui to get on the boat, he looked at the penny on the shore a little, kicked his feet, and the fishing boat was like a strong wind and a fallen leaf, and the arrow seemed to be thrown into the heart of the river.
Although Li Kui also knew water, he was not very high, and he panicked at that time. The man didn't scold, but skimmed the penny and shouted: "You come, you will definitely see a winner or a loser this time." Then he grabbed Li Kui's arm and said, "Don't fight with you, teach you to drink some water first!" The two feet shook the boat, the bottom of the boat was facing the sky, the hero fell into the water, and the two heroes "plopped" and somersaulted and crashed into the river.
Sanniang and Dai Zong hurried to the shore, the boat had capsized in the river, Dai Zong only complained on the shore, but Sanniang said: "Don't wait for the dean, I'll drive the boat to help." At the moment, regardless of Dai Zong's dissuasion, Sanniang jumped on a fishing boat, landed firmly on the stern, and only looked at the penny on the shore a little, and the fishing boat, like an arrow from the string, went straight to the capsized boat.
At first, Dai Zong didn't have time to stop him, and he was even more panicked, but seeing that Sanniang's boat skills were very familiar, his heart was a lot more stable, so he waited on the shore. ”
When Dai Zong looked at the shore, he saw that the river was open, and the man lifted Li Kui up and drowned again, and the two were in the middle of the clear waves and blue waves in the heart of the river, one showed black flesh all over his body, and the other exposed his body and frosted skin. The two of them were beaten into a ball and twisted into a piece, and none of the three or five hundred people on the river bank did not applaud.
But see: one is a foreign body in Yishui County, and the other is a monster and demon in Xiaogushan. This one is crispy and united to the skin, and the other is like charcoal shavings to make up the skin and flesh. One is Ma Lingguan White Snake Tuohua, and the other is Marshal Zhao's Black Tiger Reincarnation. This one seems to be a silver man who is hammered by thousands of people, and that one is like a thousand fires that are refined into iron men. One is the silver-toothed white elephant of Wutai Mountain, and the other is the ironclad old dragon of Jiuqu River. This one is like a cloth lacquer Arhat showing supernatural powers, and that one is like a jade crushing King Kong Shi brave. One hovered for a long time, sweating all over the body; After a long time, the water soaked and poured ink. The master of the Huaguang Sect revealed his remains to the depths of the blue waves; This one resembles a black god, taking on the face of the snow waves. It was the jade dragon that disturbed the dark sky, and the opened the underwater sky.
Dai Zong saw that Li Kui was grabbed by the man in the water, soaked the whites of his eyes, lifted it up again, and accepted it again, not to mention drowning dozens of times, it was exactly: the boat can do it on land, and there is nothing to do about it when the fist reaches the heart of the river. It's really black wind blowing white waves, and iron oxen are buffaloes.
At this time, Sanniang arrived by boat, and when the big man saw a little lady driving a boat, he carried Li Kui in the water, and said with a smile: "Little lady, do you dare to come to save this black guy?" Sanniang also smiled: "Brother Tie Niu came with me, so naturally I want to save him." The big man glanced at Sanniang a few times and smiled: "Little lady, if you fall into the water and tear with me in the water, I am afraid that there is a difference between men and women, and when the meat and silk are entangled, it will not look good." ”
Sanniang smiled again: "Naturally, I don't dare to fight with Brother Zhang Shun in the water, I have a letter from Brother Zhang Heng here, please let Brother Tie Niu go first and come ashore to talk." The big man sighed and said, "It turns out that the lady knows me as Zhang Shun and my brother, so it's different." At that moment, Zhang took Li Kui on the boat by the way, and put Li Kui on the boat, Li Kui gasped, only spit white water in his mouth, Sanniang supported the boat, and the three of them looked at the shore together.