Some people say that when people die, the lights go out, and the wisps of relics left on the body will fall into hell, go through the ghost gate, pass through Huangquan Road, drink Meng Po soup, spend Nai He Bridge, forget the honor and disgrace of a lifetime, and cast a lifetime; or fall into Lethe River, become the fodder of evil gods and evil ghosts, and never turn over; If he fell into the eighteen layers of hell and suffered from thousands of tortures, he suffered an incalculable sentence of imprisonment far more than the number of trillion years (it is said that he could reach the year of Jing (Zhao Zhao Nian) and the year of the Emperor (Jing Jing Nian)).

Some people say that those who do good deeds on weekdays will have smooth sailing when they cross the Nai He Bridge, and they will have a good birth in the next life; Those who do evil on weekdays will be dragged into Lethe by ghosts and suffer greatly. But this world is still not the same, there are still many evildoers, who knows if Meng Po took bribes to let those ghosts not pester them?

The most heartbreaking is Meng Po soup, which is said to be used as a "forgetting" material for the tears of the world to make him forget the events of his previous life; Those who do not drink Meng Po soup can not cross the bridge, otherwise they must wait under the bridge for thousands of years of torment, watching him (she) who he (she) does not want to forget dozens of times, and has a new partner again and again, after all, people who are full of heart and gall still choose to forget the painful Meng Po soup.

The soup was very numb, and some modern people in short clothes and long pants seemed to be optimistic, so Meng Po added a little coriander, but the people on the side said that he didn't like coriander. In the end, the two evolved to the profound philosophical question of which is better, sweet tofu brain or salty tofu brain.

Meng Po didn't seem to be surprised, one bowl was added with coriander, and the other person was Cantonese, so Fujianese were added. The two bowls were put together, and he said, "I drank Meng Po soup and forgot about my previous life...... I'm afraid that you have forgotten your password, so let's discuss the problem of your tofu brain after WeChat payment first. ”

The two said strangely: "Shouldn't Meng Po soup be free?" ”

The kind Meng Po said kindly: "Fart! Do you think those people in the Lethe River really did evil in their previous lives? They just didn't have relatives to burn paper money and couldn't give Meng Po Tang money to go down! You are lucky, you are overworked by playing with your mobile phone, and WeChat payment is cheap for you! ”

The two muttered about the advanced technology of the underworld, and after scanning the code to pay, one drank a bowl of soup, one disliked a sip of light salt, and the other disliked the lack of oil and gas of the Fujian people, or should add Sichuan people (the author's Sichuan's, so this stalk is not regionally black) more spicy, and then silently went to Wangxiangtai, silently thinking that he would never die in the next life, and then crossed the Nai He Bridge.

Meng Po smiled kindly, and then sat on the wooden bench and pretended to sleep, and after I don't know how long, a noisy voice suddenly came into her wrinkled ears, and the rare sleepiness disappeared in an instant.

"I told you the wrong person! Lao Tzu is only in his twenties, how can he die of old age? ”

Meng Po has not seen many people who have been restless since the ghost gate, those people can't believe that they died in vain, shouting that they must return to the yang, most of these people were forcibly pulled to the Nai He Bridge to pour Meng Po soup, and then threw over the Nai He Bridge.

However, this will not be judged by the king of Yama, and will fall directly into the animal path; When Yama is in a bad mood and throws him directly into hell, who made them dishonest?

But the kid said that he was hooked by a ghost pawn in his twenties in the name of old death, and the ghost of Yangshou who died in vain could only wander on Huangquan Road, but he was led to Nai He Bridge, which means that his Yangshou has arrived, which is too unbelievable, right?

Meng Po opened her eyes, and for the first time she was curious about the person's identity.

"Huh? Black and white are impermanent, why are you two here today? ”

Meng Po just opened her eyes, but she was stunned by the tall figure in front of her, which was white and black; It is often said that black and white impermanence hooks the soul, but so many people die in one day, especially in the war years, can black and white impermanence be managed? So black and white impermanence didn't do it anymore, and they mostly let the ghosts go out, and they only dealt with tricky problems.

Bai Wuchang dragged his long tongue, his face was not vicious, but helpless, and said to Meng Po: "King Yama personally ordered me to hook his soul today, I see that the book of life and death says that this person Yang Shou should be more than eighty years old, and the cause of death is also old death, but I don't know why Yama wants me to wait to hook his soul......

Hei Wuchang also said: "Isn't that what? This guy was shot in the heart by an arrow on the battlefield, and he was clearly killed in vain! But I still took this opportunity to hook his soul, who knew that he was full of yang energy, and he was haunted by the door, so I had to lock him with a demon chain and pull him to the Hades Palace! ”

"Go to the Hades Palace, what are you doing when you cross the bridge?"

Bai Wuchang said: "The king of Hades is not allowed to chain the demon chain to the palace, for fear of scaring those little demons, I am afraid that he will ruin the decoration of the palace of the king of Hades, and I want him to drink Meng Po soup before going!" ”

"Nonsense!" Meng Po scolded at the moment, "This person's death is not clear, but at the age of twenty he is old and dead, you two only know how to do things but don't know how to doubt, even if they are ten halls of Yama, they have no right to change the sentence of life and death!" I, Meng Po soup, don't give it to those who have not finished their longevity, and you two will leave quickly! ”

Black and white impermanence was helpless, looking at the person who was locked by the demon chain, his face was full of smiles, but the strange face distorted the smile, which looked particularly terrifying.

"Good man, don't break the signboard of the Hades Palace when you arrive at the Hades Palace, with your skill of smashing the ghost gate, I'm afraid that the Hades King will beat you into the beast path, which is not good for you and me!"

Meng Po was stunned for a moment and asked, "What did you just say?" ”

Bai Wuchang said: "This person just broke the sign at the Ghost Gate and injured more than 20 ghost pawns, and there are still many souls on the Huangquan Road who were injured by his yang energy. If he provokes the Hades king, not to mention that he is beaten into the beast path and the hell path, the two of us will also be recorded by the judge! ”

"That's right...... Meng Po smiled kindly, looked at the trapped man, and asked, "What is your name, the person of the dynasty?" ”

"I am Xun Gang, barely from the Han Dynasty." Xun Gang was neither humble nor arrogant when he said this, as if this was not an underworld, but the back garden of his house. He didn't know if he was from the Han Dynasty or the People's Republic of China, so he could only add one more reluctantly.

Meng Po looked at the black and white impermanence with a strange face, and asked, "Is he really from the Han Dynasty?" ”

"Indeed."

"Why is it so similar to those who died violently playing with their mobile phones just now?"

Black and white impermanence shook his head again and again, thinking about it, they are not qualified to ask about the chaos of time and space, maybe the king of Hades only received the matter that Beidou wanted to reduce Xun Gang's life, so he hooked Xun Gang's soul in the name of old death when he was young.

Xun Gang looked at Meng Po with a strange face, and then looked at the pot of soup next to her, and said in his heart that this person is Meng Po...... It's just that the QR code on the soup pot is too eye-catching, and I don't know if the money in it is on Meng Po's account or Hades' account.

Xun Gang still feels that this is just a dream, he has never believed in the sky, and naturally he will not believe in the earth; Although he lost consciousness after being shot by Cao Ren in his memory, he shouldn't have died so quickly. This is also the reason why he dares to be arrogant here, after all, it is his own dream!

Meng Po glanced at Xun Gang a few more times, and felt that there was nothing wrong, so she waved her hand and asked casually, "Or did King Qin Guang sentence him?" Or did the king of reincarnation sentence him? ”

The second hall to the ninth hall Yama manage the eighteen different layers of hell, while the first hall Qin Guangwang is in charge of life and death, and the tenth hall is in charge of reincarnation. Meng Po thought that this kid must have died in vain, and it was impossible for Yama from the second to the ninth hall to judge him.

"No, it is said that the ten halls of Yama will be present, and the Beidou Tianxuan Star Constellation (one of the Beidou Star Monarchs, the full name is the Beidou ** Jumen Xingjun, in charge of the ugly year and the Hai year, Xun Gang is born in the 185th year of the second ugly year, so this person is in charge, and the Beidou I met before is also the incarnation of the Big Dipper Seven Yuan Constellation) will also be present......"

"What......"

The Ten Halls of Yama will judge one person together, and the Big Dipper will come? It's one of a kind! Meng Po was shocked, and couldn't help but be interested in this Xun Gang, after getting off work later, he must go to the judge to come to the book of life and death to see who this person is sacred!

"What did Yama do to judge me? Lao Tzu wants to return the yang, and you still take me to the trial! ”

Xun Gang scolded and scolded without stopping, although he felt that this was a dream, but he was also restless in the dream, what Laoshizi Difu, if it weren't for Sun Monkey's ability, I would have made a big fuss about the Lichuan River, kicked over Meng Po soup, and smashed the Sansheng Stone!

Black and white impermanence complains bitterly, no wonder Yama would give them this drudgery, and replace it with ordinary ghost pawns, only to be beaten a long time ago! They could only say in a low voice: "We beg you, when we get to the Ten Palaces Yama, you must not be like this!" They can pinch you to death at will...... Evenly, the person who pinched the soul is scattered! ”

"You said that I still have sixty years of life, and they are embarrassed to hook my life indiscriminately? I'm going to ask them for an explanation! ”

Xun Gang was indignant, and he actually relied on the abundant yang energy to shake off the black-and-white impermanence of the demon chains, and ran towards the misty Yama Palace; Although Black and White Impermanence had intended to take him there, he would definitely make trouble if he went like this!

"This underworld...... It's been a long time since it's been so lively, and it's lifeless every day. Meng Po was picking up something from the shed on the side, moving slowly, as if she was really an old woman.

Black and white impermanence ridiculed: "The underworld is originally a bunch of ghosts, why isn't it lifeless?" …… Mrs. Meng, what are you doing? ”

Meng Po smiled and said to the second ghost: "It's almost time to get off work, I'll eat dumplings with soup, do you want it?" ”