After a while, all the civil and military officials were listed in the court, and they were separated into two columns, east and west. Needless to say, you also know in the east, of course, Wei Zhongxian's horse is the head, and the other is his dog's legs, a large group of ill-intentioned and flattering people. And in the west, it was not Lin Lang who took the lead, but an old man with a thin body, but his whole body exuded a righteous atmosphere, comparable to a young man, he was the only one in the whole court who dared to slap the table with Wei Zhongxian and Wei Slut, he was Ye Xianggao, who was the emperor of the dynasty and is now in the high position of the first assistant of the cabinet, Lord Ye. For the official to be honest and honest, upright, for the country and the people to do their best and die. In the memory of his previous life, Lin Lang felt that this Lord Ye seemed to be a near-perfect person, and he also took special care of "himself", so it was reasonable for Lin Lang to respect him, how could he compete for a position with him?

But at this time, Lin Lang found out from experience that Lord Shoufu Ye seemed to have been poisoned, but it was just that the chronic poison took a long time to attack, I am afraid that Wei Zhongxian sent someone to do it, and it was time to treat Lord Ye, and he also woke up for Lin Lang - he must be careful, don't be played to death by others and don't know what happened.

Lin Lang was thinking about it here, but he heard the little eunuch shouting over there: "The emperor has arrived." ”

"The emperor is here, according to the law of the Ming Dynasty, the court should not have to kneel, I seem to have learned it in history class." Lin Lang thought secretly. But people are not as good as heaven, Lin Lang only heard the sound of kneeling on the ground, except for himself, the rest of the ministers had already knelt down, leaving only himself standing alone, pitiful.

"No, isn't it true that the ministers of the Ming Dynasty didn't have to kneel down in the court, how did they all kneel, did history change again because of their own crossing, I damn it, I'm so good? That's right, the people in the West Factory were also eunuchs, but because of their arrival, they became no eunuchs. But, Mom, what should I do now, don't play like this, God, help me!" Lin Lang was anxiously worried, like an ant on a hot pot. But that's right, in this situation, a bad life is over, who can not be in a hurry? It's not an exaggeration to label yourself as a big hat of contempt for imperial power, that's to connect the nine clans.

Of course, for some people, this is a good opportunity, and this will not be taken advantage of, "Lord Lin, do you want to rebel and see what kind of crime does the current saint dare to kneel down and dare to do" Wei Zhongxian said with a look of righteous indignation, but the ghost knows what he was thinking in his heart. "That's right, does Lord Lin want to rebel?" A group of doglegs chimed in.

As soon as Lin Lang heard Wei Zhongxian's words, he suddenly had an urge to rush over and kill him, "Damn, Lao Tzu wants you to take care of it, you Wei slut, damn, the emperor hasn't spoken yet, you go and say it first, it's really that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry." "But this can only be thought about in my heart, after all, all the people present are civilized people, and we can't fall into it, but what should I do now.

However, at the critical moment, Lord Shoufu Ye spoke: "Lord Lin, is there something wrong with not being able to kneel?"

"Yes, Lin Aiqing, you should also give me an explanation." The Emperor is apt to interject.

When Lin Lang heard this, which was obviously to excuse himself, he cast a grateful look at Lord Ye.

"Grandma, what should I do now, do you really want me to say that Lao Tzu kneels to heaven and earth, kneel down to his parents and other righteous and awe-inspiring words, this is not death, if you don't die, I am afraid that as soon as I finished speaking, I will be greeted by Ling Chi's execution, no, I just escaped from the Ming Dynasty through the dead, and a good day has not come, I can't just die like this, alas, yes, just do it, haha, don't die." Lin Lang thought.

It is said that in a hurry, a dog will jump off the wall when it is in a hurry, and a rabbit will bite when it is in a hurry, which is true. Just when the 100,000 people were in a hurry and the fire was burning their buttocks, Lin Lang suddenly cried: "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I didn't mean not to kneel, but you also know that the minister was struck by lightning last day and he couldn't kneel." "It's really a handful of tears, a handful of snot, tears are falling, touching. Lin Lang's hand stunned all the friends present, all of them were dumbfounded, all of them were dumbfounded, this is okay, including Wei Slut, a bitter gourd face that is not good-looking is even more bitter.

At this time, what Linlang thought of was-"What kind of expression are they, as if they are the same as their dead father." Lao Tzu is also trained, although his acting skills can't win the Oscar for Best Actor, at least he can watch it alive. Hey, there's no Bole, it's really sad. ”

"Since Lin Aiqing is unwell, then I will not pursue it for your sister's sake, and I will pardon you for your innocence." The emperor said without hurrying.

"Thank you, Lord Longen, long live my emperor, long live, long live." Lin Lang said, since he is fine, he is happy and pats the emperor's ass together, alas, it seems that there is no limit to selling cuteness, and pretending to be b can survive.

"Something to play quickly, nothing to retreat."

"The minister has his own music."

"The minister has his own music."

Lord Shoufu Ye and Wei Slut said at the same time--humorous----

Funny Brother B (Part 1)-

Zhang Yang (the boss), Zhang Mad (the second).

Tick bell, Zhang Yang's mobile phone rings, and the call is connected.

Insolent: "Hey, boss, I'm insolent." ”

Zhang Yang: "Oh, second child, something's wrong." ”

Insolence: "Boss, I'm out of love." ”

Zhang Yang: "Where is there no grass at the end of the world, why should you love a flower?" ”

Insolent: "But I want to die." ”

Zhang Yang: "Life is precious, life is so beautiful, life is so beautiful." ”

Insolence: "But boss, life is precious and love is more valuable!" ”

Zhang Yang: "The body and skin are all affected by the parents, how can they give up easily!" ”

Insolent: "But I just want to die." ”

Zhang Yang: "Since you have decided, then I won't persuade you, how do you want to die?" ”

Insolent: "I don't know. ”

Zhang Yang: "How about drinking medicine?" ”

Insolence: "No, I'm afraid of hardship." ”

Zhang Yang: "What about hanging?" ”

Insolence: "No, I'm afraid of pain." ”

Zhang Yang: "Then go and jump off the building." ”

Insolence: "Still can't do it, I'm afraid of heights." ”

Zhang Yang: "Ah, there are so many things to do if you want to die, I really want to shoot you to death with a piece of tofu and strangle you with a noodle." ”

Insolence: "This method is good, so choose it." ”

Zhang Yang: "I'm dizzy, I wish you success." ”――

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