Chapter 816 How could it be her

On the other side of the bed, Li Zhi and Wu Meiniang were still asleep, the apse was quite far from the gate, Shi Zhongchen knocked on the door just now, the sound was not very loud, and it was not loud when it came here, and the two of them didn't hear it at all.

Shi Zhongchen didn't enter the main hall, just hid behind the curtain, squinting, staring intently at the other side of the bed, as long as there was movement there, whoever got up, he would see it as soon as possible, and he just wanted to take a look, even if he took action, he wouldn't start now.

After a while, Shi Aiguo, who was behind the hospital, turned to the door again and knocked on the door. Shi Aiguo was not sick, his body was strong, and the sound of knocking on the door was naturally much louder, and the sound of banging clearly reached the apse.

On the bed, Li Zhi let out a long hum, turned over, and put an arm around Wu Meiniang's neck. Wu Meiniang also hummed, she yawned and opened her eyes.

Wu Meiniang felt a little out of breath, she lifted Li Zhi's arm and gently put it aside. At this time, the knock on the door came again, and Wu Meiniang knew that someone was looking for Li Zhi.

Last night in this Buddha hall, the two of them took refuge in the gods and Buddhas together, especially for the Buddha of Huanxi, they believed in it very much, so they were overjoyed, and the two of them rejoiced all night, until the fourth watch, they had no strength to rejoice anymore, hugged each other and fell asleep. It was just dawn, and the two of them hadn't slept enough, and their fatigue had not been alleviated.

Obviously, she heard someone knocking on the door outside, but Wu Meiniang didn't wake up Li Zhi, she knew very well in her heart, the people outside knew that the emperor was here, so they dared to knock on the door, but they didn't dare to come in and ask the emperor to get up. She didn't have to worry about anything at all, and then she slept with the emperor.

It's easy to talk about going to sleep, but the knocking on the door outside is non-stop, and it's quite disturbing to listen to. Wu Meiniang gently pushed Li Zhi and said, "Your Majesty, there is a knock on the door outside." ”

Li Zhi turned over, turned his back to the sky, yawned, and said vaguely: "Let them knock, that door is very strong, and it can't be broken." ”

Wu Meiniang leaned on Li Zhi's body, put her bald head on his chin, and said, "Okay, then let them knock it!" ”

The two of them fell asleep again in a daze, and neither of them opened the door, and they didn't even bother to say yes.

Shi Zhongchen stood outside, and when he heard a thin voice coming from inside, he stretched out his hand to pull the curtain closer, blocking his body, and his eyes continued to look at the bed through the gap between the two curtains, thinking: "The emperor and that demon girl are about to get up." Let me see what that demon girl looks like, she can charm the emperor, and the queen will bring her into the palace again. Such a demon girl will definitely look like a disaster to the country and the people, and a red face and water. ”

But the thin voice stopped, and no one got up on the other side of the bed, not only did the emperor sleep correctly, but even the demon girl did not express any urgency, and even slept with a big grin. If the demon girl didn't get up, Shi Zhongchen naturally couldn't see it clearly, and he couldn't figure out what kind of spirit this demon girl had cultivated.

The knocking on the door still didn't stop, and Shi Aiguo outside saw that the knock was useless, but he didn't dare not knock, so he simply shouted loudly, and the emperor's voice was endless. Fortunately, it is more secluded here, if it is changed to the Ganlu Palace, he has such a name, he has to startle the entire palace, and they will be able to do something big!

In the hall, Li Zhi opened his eyes and said angrily: "It's patriotism shouting outside, his male duck has a good voice, it must be him!" ”

Wu Meiniang also opened her eyes and thought, "Aren't all the eunuchs in the palace with this voice, but Shi Aiguo's voice is indeed easier to distinguish." ”

She smiled: "It seems that it is really Manager Shi, he shouted loudly, and the sound was very heavy." Your Majesty, have you noticed this characteristic of his? Saying that, she also learned Shi Aiguo outside, and screamed twice.

Li Zhi was originally very angry, but when he heard Wu Meiniang's shout, he laughed, and his mood improved again, and he also learned the voice of Shi Aiguo's shouting, and screamed twice.

Wu Meiniang also laughed, she followed and learned, and Li Zhi also followed, after learning a few times, they actually learned the sound of ducks, from babbling to quack!

Shi Zhongchen, who was in the distance, heard the sound of ducks on the other side of the bed, and was puzzled. He thought to himself: "If you want to talk about the voices of men and women between the beds, I have heard a lot, whether it is Emperor Gaozu, or the first emperor, or even the emperor, I have heard their voices. It's always ...... That voice has never been like a duck! Also, no matter which emperor screams at this time, it is 'drink, hum, drink', and finally there is a 'ah-......', and the concubines keep screaming ahh ”

The old eunuch couldn't think of why, so he could only listen with his ears pricked up, but after hearing a few sounds, he found that they were all rattling, and the emperor and the demon girl were quacking and laughing at the same time. He'd never heard it before, and it was so unexpected!

It seems that the demon girl on the bed now has a very deep Taoism, and even the voice of the call is different, and by the way, the emperor has been demonized. Could it be that the demon girl is a wild duck who has become a fine and has changed her cultivation?

Outside, Shi Aiguo shouted for a long time, but no one in the hall answered, he had the heart to kick the door open, but he didn't dare. He knew very well that the emperor must be inside, and if there was no one in the palace, then the eldest brother inside would definitely make a sound, and come out to open the door, and they would look for it somewhere else. But if the eldest brother doesn't come out, let alone make a sound, then it means that the emperor is in the palace, and it should be the time when he doesn't want to be disturbed!

But if you don't knock or shout, you can't! Shi Aiguo was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, so he had no choice but to knock on the door, pulling his neck and shouting!

The louder the shouting outside, the louder the laughter in the temple!

Li Zhi smiled: "Originally, I was quite annoyed when I listened to the patriotic shouts, but now it sounds so interesting, and the more I listen to it, the more I love it!" ”

In this era, there are not too many entertainment activities, at most it is to watch singing and dancing, play polo or something, there is no cross talk, and there is no burlesque to watch. Of course, if you listen to it all the time, it will definitely be annoying, but once in a while, it is very happy.

Wu Meiniang sighed, turned over and climbed onto Li Zhi's body, and said: "Your Majesty, I worked hard for you last night, let Mei Niang serve you today, you lie down and don't move, look at Mei Niang's ability!" ”

Li Zhi was overjoyed, he had never enjoyed this kind of service, and the concubines in the palace all followed the rules, even if they were in bed, they had to be polite, which was not very interesting. But he and Wu Meiniang were originally sneaky, this alone was exciting enough, Wu Meiniang even wanted to play tricks with him, he was even more excited, and even claimed to be good!

Wu Meiniang sat on Li Zhi's body, and the two began to believe in the Buddha of Joy again. Because I slept for a while, my physical strength was restored, and I was happy at night, and I was happy during the day, and the atmosphere was very different...... Precision, it's easy to practice in place all at once, then of course it's even more joyful, and it can be called almost infinite!

Wu Meiniang sat up, although her back was to Shi Zhongchen, and Shi Zhongchen was far away, and she couldn't hear what they were talking about, but she could still see it, and he hadn't reached the point of being dizzy with old eyes.

Shi Zhongchen saw a white back and a shiny bald head from the gap in the curtain, and he couldn't help but be surprised!

The old eunuch thought to himself, "This, what kind of monster is this?" How is this the case? Whole body ...... The upper body turned out to be completely ***! What kind of monster is this? Is it a duck spirit? No, the duck essence should be covered in hair! ”

Even if Shi Zhongchen was well-informed, even if he was asked to guess ten times, ten times was a bit less, let him guess a hundred times, he would not have guessed that the *** goblin on the bed would be a nun!

As long as you are a normal person, you can't guess at the nun! Fortunately, it is the early Tang Dynasty, and Wu Meiniang's skin is not green, let alone blue, otherwise she would have to be regarded as an alien!

This big bald head is quite bright, like a morning star!

Outside the hall, Shi Aiguo's voice was hoarse, and he thought: "Forget it, I'd better stop shouting, it is estimated that the emperor is unwilling to get up, if I continue to shout, maybe the emperor will get up, but his temper will also rise, and he must not beat my ass to a pulp!" Big brother, you have a good word in it, brother, I can't help much! ”

Outside the hall stopped shouting, but the hall was shouting in full swing, Wu Meiniang and Li Zhi both screamed, and the shouts came and went.

Although Shi Zhongchen was watching the live performance, as a eunuch, he was very "self-conscious", unmoved at all, and not interested at all. He reached out and gouged out his ears, thinking: "Why is it not over yet, it seems that the emperor's physical strength has been very good recently, and he is much more energetic than when he was the prince!" ”

After a long time, Wu Meiniang and Li Zhi's actions of believing in the Buddha of Joy came to an end. Wu Meiniang fell down, leaned on Li Zhi's body, and kept panting, both of them were sweating profusely, unable to move, really tired!

Shi Zhongchen waited impatiently outside, but he didn't dare to call, so he could only wait.

After a long time, a long time, Li Zhi relieved himself, he knew that he couldn't drag it out anymore, he had to get up, otherwise he wouldn't know what to do outside, and the ministers who were waiting for the performance should also be cranky, it doesn't matter to others, if his uncle asks, it's really hard to answer!

The two sat up, Li Zhi began to get dressed, and Wu Meiniang didn't wear anything, and she didn't go to serve Li Zhi, but lay on the bed and kept smiling at Li Zhi, laughing so much that Li Zhi didn't want to leave and wanted to take off his clothes again.

But at this time, the shouting outside the door sounded again, it was still Shi Aiguo, but his voice was much hoarse.

Li Zhi sighed: "I really have to go, after the next dynasty, I will come to see you." ”

Wu Meiniang hummed, slowly sat up from the bed, and was about to send Li Zhi out, grabbed the monk's robe casually, and draped it on his body.

But as soon as she sat up, Shi Zhongchen in the distance saw it clearly. Shi Zhongchen was taken aback, how could it be her?