The Seventh Night (Happy Lantern Festival)
Just as Di Feng took the cup, the shopkeeper who went out to customize Di Feng's robe ran back out of breath; As soon as Di Feng saw the shopkeeper come in, his eyes rolled and an idea fell into his mind.
"Little second brother, you're back, have you ordered my robe?" Di Feng asked in a loud voice to the shopkeeper who entered the door.
Scandal also looked back at the shopkeeper when he heard this, and Di Feng took advantage of Ugly's turn to secretly change their cups to a different position.
"Guest officer, I have already ordered it according to your instructions, and the tailor shop will send you the clothes early tomorrow morning, and I will not delay your business." The shopkeeper said flatteringly.
Di Feng nodded with satisfaction, but he couldn't help but be proud of his prank, "Don't you know how to drink?" I'm going to see what you'll be like if you drink it. Di Feng thought about raising his glass and said, "Come, Brother Chou'er's time is not early, now it's not possible to hurry, we drink this cup, and let Xiao Er arrange a place for us to live earlier." ”
Di Feng smiled and raised his head to drink the tea in his hand, and the ugly child also smiled weirdly and drank the wine in the cup in one gulp.
"Ahem...... Cough...... Why is it so spicy? As soon as the ugly child was drunk, he immediately choked and coughed.
'This damn bastard, goddamn thief, this guy is his nemesis, but the wine actually tastes good. 'Who would have thought that Di Feng's prank would actually train a little drunkard in the future.
Ha...... Ha......
Di Feng laughed and said, "Is there a reason for men not to drink? I just stole our cups, how is my brother feeling now? Doesn't this wine taste good? ”
"You...... You...... You scoundrel. The ugly child's angry little face was red, but there was no way to attack. Thankfully, the poison didn't work for her. The ugly child secretly swore in his heart: This treacherous man is too annoying, and the new and old hatreds of this demon must be avenged...... Certain!
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As night fell, there was only one spare room in the small tavern, and Di Feng was cleaning up the futon on the kang, "How long has this futon not been changed?" Ugly, do you sleep inside or outside? ”
The ugly child was holding his arms, and his small mouth was pouting, but he hung a wine bottle, "I'm not used to sleeping with people, you sleep on the ground!" ”
"Ahh Why is it so delicate to come out and walk the rivers and lakes? What are we afraid of when we two big men squeeze together? Don't worry, I don't like men," Di Feng thought that the ugly child was pampered at home, and he hadn't slept with others when he went out for the first time, so he wasn't used to it.
The ugly child blushed and said in annoyance: "Phew! What nonsense! Did you hear that? Don't get off the kang yet, I'm going to sleep. ”
A gust of night wind blew, and now the room seemed a little wet and cold due to a heavy rain during the day, Di Feng hugged the futon and said in embarrassment: "Why do I want to sleep on the ground?" And not you? ”
The ugly child jumped on the kang quickly, arched Di Feng down, and then slipped into the quilt, "Because you are a man, you should sleep on the ground and turn off the lights!" ”
Di Feng secretly smiled bitterly, "When you say this, aren't you a man?" But don't say it, this kid's white and tender appearance really looks like a girl. Tut...... Tut...... is whiter and tenderer than Shangguan's little girl. "Why did I suddenly think of Shangguan Wan'er, when I checked Di Jinghui's memory, Di Feng understood, it turned out to be a secret love, it was really complicated enough, Li Xian, Shangguan Wan'er, Di Jinghui This is a love triangle.
"What kind of porcelain, turn off the lights!" Seeing Di Feng staring at himself stupidly, the ugly child subconsciously grabbed the corner and urged.
The ugly child looked funny, "It's useless to hold the corners of the quilt, it's still a waste of it, a gentleman, and I won't let you pick up soap." Di Feng said a word, and shook his hand to fan out the oil lamp.
As the oil lamp went out, the room became dark, and the sound of the wind blowing the grass and trees outside the window mixed with the crickets came in.
"Ugly?"
"I fell asleep...... Can't speak."
"Ugly, tell you something." Di Feng couldn't sleep and wanted to chat for a while, and he was looking for something to talk about.
"What's the matter? Say it. Chou'er was thinking about how to deal with Di Feng next.
"Can you walk without twisting your ass? It looks awkward, like a girl, I don't know if I think you're a rabbit...... Hehe," Di Feng said with a wicked smile.
Call!
A pillow smashed on Di Feng's body, "Are you going to die?" Bengu ...... Master Ben is willing, am I happy that you can manage it? …… Throw the pillow over me. ”
Di Feng pretended to be hit and made an "oops" sound, and then threw the pillow back again, "Ugly, do you have a sister or sister?" ”
"Why do you ask this?" Ugly asked suspiciously.
"Look at how handsome you are...... No, handsome, so I think your sister or sister will be as beautiful as a fairy, this young man is handsome and chic, and his martial arts are world-famous, but he hasn't married yet, I think...... I think you should understand. ”
When Chou'er heard Di Feng's praise in front of her, she smiled slightly, but when she heard the words behind, she pouted angrily and covered her head with the quilt to stop talking, and began to pretend to be asleep.
"Ugly? Asleep? ”
"Asleep ......"
"Oh, then you sleep! Do you know why I came out to travel the rivers and lakes? ......" Di Feng's voice was lowered.
"I have a lot of people in my family...... I have a cheap dad...... And also...... Crossing the ...... "People have been disguised for a long time, and they always have to vent when they are relaxed, Di Feng is still muttering to himself, but his voice is getting quieter and quieter.
Listening to Di Feng's muttering, Chou'er quietly lifted the quilt, revealed his head, and saw the full moon hanging high in the sky outside through the window. The sky is pitch black, the textures on the moon are clearly visible, and the scattered stars twinkle around, giving a sense of tranquility and tranquility.
Although Di Feng's words were a little incomprehensible, but it aroused Chou'er's longing for human life, she has practiced for one hundred and eighty years, she doesn't know who her parents are, only the blue sky and white clouds, flowers and trees, and now she has become a human, she is full of curiosity and longing for the future life.
"Can you tell me what you usually do?" Chou'er couldn't help but ask Di Feng.
After a long time, Di Feng did not answer, but a faint snoring sound.
"This damn rammer, after arousing people's interest, he fell asleep first." The ugly child scolded Di Feng for a while, turned over and looked at Di Feng who was lying on the ground and sleeping.
Through the moonlight, you can clearly see that Di Feng has a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he is sleeping fragrantly; With starry eyes and sword eyebrows, a straight nose and a wide mouth, and a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, I have to admit that this Di Feng is very charming. If you can stay with him until you grow old, it will be good to play the world. Bah...... Bah...... What are you thinking about? The ugly child was blushed by the thought of her sudden appearance, and she hurriedly covered her head with a quilt.
After a while, the ugly child's fluttering heart calmed down, and she secretly stretched out her head again, looking at Di Feng, who was still asleep, and then she breathed a sigh; 'It's good that it wasn't found, or it would have been a dead man.' But does he care what he looks like? ’
The ugly child began to think crankily again, and when she thought of her appearance, she couldn't help but be annoyed. (This bastard, this revenge still has to be avenged, can't be so cheap for him!) …… But he also did it unintentionally? …… Why don't you just punish it a little? But isn't this cheap for him? ……) The ugly child's mind was messed up by this question.
In this way, the confused ugly child pondered until the second half of the night, and in the end, she decided to punish this guy who ruined her appearance.
The ugly child tiptoed up and slowly approached Di Feng, and just as she was about to make a move, Di Feng suddenly sat up.
"What are you going to do?" Before Di Feng could speak, Chou'er was startled and couldn't help but ask.
Di Feng rubbed his eyes, and said sleepily, "Pee!" After speaking, he walked to the night pot by the wall in a daze.
Wow...... Wow...... There was a sound of water.
"Ahh
The ugly let out a scream.
Di Feng heard the scream, turned around blankly, shook his little brother, and asked, "What's wrong?" Hysteria somnia? After saying that, he lifted his pants and walked back into the bed.
"You...... You...... That thing...... Ah" The ugly child watched Di Feng lie down from the ground up, stumbled a few words, screamed again, and then swooped up on the kang and got into the quilt to cover his head. At this time, Chou'er felt that his whole body was feverish, and his mind was full of scenes of Di Feng shaking his thing.
"Nerves! I said you must insist on sleeping by yourself, it turns out that there is a problem with night travel! Di Feng muttered heartlessly, turned over and continued to sleep.
As soon as the two of them lay down, they heard a noise of human voices and ping-pong outside, and then it turned quiet again.