Chapter 1156: Female Officer's Cave Room
"Your Highness!"
The sound from outside the house made the princess a little nervous, and she couldn't help but look outside, but her body subconsciously moved back. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Go down, you don't need to wait here."
Zhou Shixiang smiled and waved his hand at several palace people, signaling that they didn't have to stay here. He wasn't used to spending candles in the cave room and having a bunch of people waiting for him. Born at the bottom, he felt that he couldn't enjoy such blessings.
But these palace people did not retreat, but stood there looking at each other, very hesitant, wanting to say something but not daring to say it.
Seeing this, Zhou Shixiang couldn't help but feel a little strange, and said in his heart, could it be that he, the king of Qi, couldn't control them, so he had to tell them in person?
He had no intention of worrying about anything with a few palace people, so he shook his head with a smile and was about to push open the door to meet the princess. At the end of the day, he was tired enough, and the princess was probably even more tired. Anyway he could still walk, but the princess couldn't even go out of the room, and it was very painful to think about the bride. If you want to blame, you can only blame the evil feudal royal etiquette.
But just when Zhou Shixiang went up the steps and was about to open the door, the female official of the palace who was among the several female palace people thought of her duty, and mustered up the courage to whisper: "Your Highness, the slaves and maids are being sent, and please ask Your Highness to come to us first, and then marry Her Royal Highness the princess." ”
When the female secretary said this, her pretty face was very hot, and the rest of the palace people were also red, and they lowered their heads slightly one by one, not daring to look at Zhou Shixiang.
What, first to you?
Zhou Shixiang was stunned for a moment, and immediately felt that the feudal royal etiquette was very evil, but it was not without merit, such as the process of "trial marriage".
These palace people all came with the princess, and they were all very pretty, but they were a little older, they were all twenty-five or sixteen years old, and they were all female officials in the palace who served as "Simen", "Si Accounting", "Si Bed" and so on.
From the names of the ministries of these female officials, Zhou Shixiang knew what their future "work" was, but he didn't expect that these female officials would still be responsible for testing their physical abilities.
In addition to curiosity, Zhou Shixiang thought of the topic that the original owner of the body had talked about in Xinhui and a group of Xiucai classmates in the past, that is, the prince's marriage to his wife and the princess's marriage.
It is rumored that before the prince and the prince marry the concubine, the palace will send several female officials to teach them the lessons of human ethics and "actual combat" in parallel, so that the prince and prince will know what to do on the wedding night, so that they will not end up in adulthood or enter the wrong place.
The reason for this is mainly that the princes of previous dynasties got married early, usually marrying concubines at the age of thirteen or fourteen, so they don't know much about human ethics, and it is necessary to be taught by special female officials before they get married. And when the princess gets married, it is naturally impossible to find a male official to "fight" with the princess, and the corresponding thing is to send a female official to inspect the horse.
No emperor wants his daughter to marry a "useless person", and he is a widow at a young age, and his daughter is not a threat to the imperial power compared to his son, so the emperors of all dynasties are very tolerant of princesses and do their father's responsibilities as much as possible.
Usually, the female officer is sent to check the horse before the official marriage, so that if there is anything wrong with the horse, the royal family can also find out as soon as possible. It's just that this time, Zhou Shixiang's marriage with the princess was too fast, and two days before the official marriage, Zhou Shixiang returned to Nandu, and it was impossible for the palace to send female officials to Zhenjiang before, so this "trial marriage" was arranged before Zhou Shixiang officially met the princess.
In addition to Kouer, Zhou Shixiang was very funny, and he had no intention of proving anything to these female officials. Everyone in the world knows that he is a person who has been married and has had a son, which is enough to prove that there is no problem with his body, but I don't know why the palace wants these female officials to test him.
He didn't know that the original "marriage inspection" did not exist, and many people forgot that there was such a process. Since Jiashen, many court etiquette systems have been incomplete, and there is such a thing as a princess getting married.
Zhou Shixiang didn't know that this matter was specially arranged by Empress Chen, who was born as a palace maid, in order to protect the princess.
Why is Empress Chen like this? In the final analysis, Zhou Shixiang's "prestige" is too heavy.
It is rumored that Zhou Shixiang drank wine with the hearts and livers of Manchurian people, and once broke the city of Nanjing on the night, even the seven Manchu women, and as a result, several Manchu women were carried out of the room the next day.
Although this thing sounds very ridiculous and not credible, Queen Chen believes it a little, so she is afraid that the inexperienced princess will not be able to stand Zhou Shixiang's request and have some accidents, so she specially arranged for several female officials to conduct a "marriage inspection", so as to achieve the purpose of protecting the princess in disguise. In other words, Zhou Shixiang never dreamed that the dignified queen would be afraid that he would be too "capable".
"I don't need you here, you all go down, if there is anything, I will tell the palace."
Zhou Shixiang couldn't help but say, let the female officials hurry up, he was really afraid that he would be impulsive. He thought to himself that he was not a womanizer, and after the death of his wife Zhao, he only had two women, one because of impulsiveness, and the other because of emotion. But because he has been fighting all year round, he has not been with his second daughter for a long time. So if he really likes women, I'm afraid that there are already a bunch of women around him.
"This..."
Several female officials and the female secretary headed by him were secretly relieved, although they were not young, but they were also not familiar with personnel, and they had heard of the "powerful" of His Royal Highness King Qi, and they were really worried that they would not be able to cope with it and end up with the same fate as those full women.
However, while they were happy, they were a little disappointed, because if the king of Qi came to them, then although they could not get the title, they would also become the women of the king of Qi. If you give birth to a child, it is undoubtedly to get out of the sea of suffering and find the best home. On other days, mothers are more precious than sons, and there will always be a day to emerge.
Under the urging of Zhou Shixiang, several female officials finally restrained their thoughts and silently withdrew from the courtyard.
Outside the courtyard, several female officials were startled, because a one-eyed man with a sledgehammer was struggling to move a large stone under the courtyard wall.
Finding that several female officers were watching him not far away, the blind Li was also startled, and immediately smiled all over his face, and made a "boo" gesture towards the female officers.
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After sending away the good-looking female officials, Zhou Shixiang took a deep breath and shook his head. His alcohol consumption is not good, nor is it bad, although he drank two glasses, but his brain is still clear, otherwise he would not have driven away the "fat" in his mouth.
"Shuyi!"
After pushing open the door of the house, Zhou Shixiang saw the little mute sitting on the bed at a glance.
The little mute does not have a cover on her head, because she is a princess, and the royal family has its own royal etiquette, and she does not need to be the same as a folk marrying girl.
Seeing that the little mute had so much powder makeup on his face, like a porcelain sister, Zhou Shixiang wanted to laugh, but in the end he held back and stepped forward lightly.
Seeing Zhou Shixiang coming over, the little mute's mind was suddenly full of the fine silk words, and his heart was really like a deer crashing.
She was a homeless person in her early years, and was robbed by bandits to be a maid, and she had heard and witnessed things between men and women, but when this matter really happened to her, she was still subconsciously nervous and uneasy. It's a woman's nature because she's never experienced it before.
Zhou Shixiang saw the nervousness of the little mute, just like the night Zhao married him.
In order to make the little mute not so afraid, Zhou Shixiang casually asked her: "Did you hear what was going on outside?" ”
The little mute nodded lightly and said slightly, "Niangniang told me." ”
"Mother?" Zhou Shi was puzzled, "It was arranged by Niangniang?"
"Hmm."
The little mute nodded again.
"I married you, but Niangniang arranged for them to be with me..."Zhou Shixiang was really confused.
The little mute didn't know how to answer her husband, so she had to say: "Niangniang is afraid that you will be too fierce and hurt me, so I let them..."
"Hmm." Zhou Shixiang couldn't cry or laugh, and asked with concern, "Have you eaten?" ”
"Ate some snacks."
"Then I'll tell them to bring me something to eat."
"No, I'm not hungry."
After speaking, the little mute was silent again, and only sat there nervously, his two little hands covered by the wedding clothes tightly grasped the sheets, and he didn't dare to move.
"Uh..."
Zhou Shixiang was also very embarrassed, thought about it, got up and went to close the door. Probably an illusion, he seemed to see a dark shadow flashing by the courtyard wall.
Blind Li, that bastard won't really listen to Lao Tzu's corner, right? Well, forgive him for not daring!
Zhou Shixiang is very confident, others can't eat Li Blind, but he can eat this guy to death.
When he came to the little mute again, Zhou Shixiang could only rub his hands, the two were speechless for a while, and the atmosphere was a little weird.
Finally, Zhou Shixiang broke the quiet, he is a man, this kind of thing has to be broken through by him, otherwise, how to be a husband and wife?
Zhou Shixiang blew out a candle and said to the little mute: "It's not early." ”
The little mute let out a "hmm".
After blowing out a candle again, only one in front of the bed, Zhou Shixiang consulted the little mute's opinion, and he asked, "Why don't we rest?" ”
The little mute let out an "oh".
This is mentally prepared, Zhou Shixiang felt that a certain part of him was a little hot, and said to the little mute: "Then you can go down first." ”
The little mute said "ah", Zhou Shixiang thought she was unwilling, but the little mute quickly took off her shoes and got into the bed. It's just that the clothes on his body are not removed.
Unable to eat hot tofu in a hurry, Zhou Shixiang was ready to take his time, so he also began to undress and drill into the quilt, but the little mute suddenly exclaimed: "What are you doing?" ”
"I... Shall I go to bed? Zhou Shixiang was caught off guard.
The little mute was stunned for a moment, blushed, and said to Zhou Shixiang in a small scary voice: "That... You, you wash first. ”
"Okay."
Zhou Shixiang obeyed, and there were washing and combing items that the female officials had prepared long ago, as well as a bucket of hot water and a bucket of cold water. He took the basin to the side and washed himself, and the little mute peeked at him, and then quickly turned his face away.
Zhou Shixiang was not embarrassed to wash well, and after washing, he walked to the side of the bed and wanted to ask if he could go to bed, but the little mute turned his back to her. He thought about it for a moment, and simply lifted the quilt and got in. When the body touched the little mute, it was obvious that the other party was trembling, and then it stopped shaking and became very stiff.
The two of them just rested their heads on the pillow and leaned on their bodies, but it was the feeling of fire and water.
After secretly laughing in his heart that he was really too cautious, Zhou Shixiang leaned into the little mute's ear and whispered: "Take off your clothes, we are all husband and wife, how can a husband and wife sleep and still wear clothes." ”
Zhou Shixiang obviously felt that the little mute trembled slightly after hearing this, and then heard the other party say: "That... Then you can't be in too much of a hurry. ”
"Well, I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry." Zhou Shilian nodded repeatedly, he is not a hairy young man, he can still hold his temperament.
The little mute untied the clothes in the quilt, and then I don't know how to do it, but I folded the clothes neatly in the quilt and gently put them aside. It's just that what she removed was only her outer garment, but her underwear was not removed.
"Take it off."
Zhou Shixiang didn't ask the little mute's opinion again this time, and directly took off the little clothes for her. The little mute did not refuse, nor did he resist, and it seemed that he was ready to be human.
When the two of them were quickly smooth and slippery, Zhou Shixiang hugged the little mute into his arms, and the next thing fell into place.
Zhou Shixiang turned over and suppressed the little mute, and under some "foreplay", the girls under him finally secreted enough water to protect themselves and provide conditions for her husband's "invasion".
With an "ah" sound, the little mute painfully wanted to push the husband off his body. Outside, there was also an "ah", but the blind Li was dragged off the courtyard wall by Tie Yi, fell heavily to the ground, and screamed like killing a pig.
The little mute was startled, hugged her husband's neck tightly, and strangled Zhou Shixiang almost out of breath, but in her heart she was scolding Li Blind for really eating the bear's heart and leopard gall, and Ming'er would definitely call him good-looking.
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