The military advisor and the Taoist priest are like old friends who haven't seen each other for many years. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

One with a smile on his face, the other with sincerity.

The military advisor took out the gift list, "It's not a tribute." ”

The Taoist priest took it easily, "You're polite." ”

"Dare to ask where is Changxian Township?"

"Poor Dao Zhong Nanshan Chongyang Palace disciple, common family surname Jia."

"Hey, it turned out to be the famous Jia Daochang, disrespectful and disrespectful!"

"I don't know where Mr. is from?"

"Student: Ningxia Hongshan Fort Geng Yanshan."

"It turned out to be Mr. Geng, disrespectful and disrespectful, Mr. has always been good?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, the Taoist chief allows me to introduce, this is the second shopkeeper, our brother has been ordered by the big shopkeeper, today's summer solstice, special to the labor army."

"It's really hard for you to bother, and I am very grateful. Come on, come on, today's yang energy is the strongest, why don't you just set up a wine banquet on this river bank and put the wine in the wind, isn't it beautiful? ”

"It's all up to the Taoist to make the decision, and the students dare to disobey their orders."

At present, the soldiers on the dock shuttle back and forth, and the two sides are seated separately. There are three guests, and even the minions are at a separate table; There is only one Taoist priest in the main seat.

The second pole originally wanted to enter the barracks to explore the reality, but he didn't think that people had already prepared, and he didn't even give a chance to take a look.

The second pole had no choice but to look at the soldiers in front of him, but the more he looked at the second pole, the more familiar he became, and he was suspicious, and he couldn't help but grab one person, "Aren't you Zhao Si, how did you become a person here?" ”

Zhao Si hurriedly broke free, "Second shopkeeper, don't miss my future!" ”

The second pole was stunned at the time, and it was really Zhao Si! It turned out that Zhao Si was anti-water and buried the water village!

Geng Junshi arched his hand to the Taoist priest, "Your department is temporarily stationed here, I don't know how long it will take?" ”

Daoist Jia replied, "Mr. Geng misunderstood, we are not here temporarily, we are long-term, not leaving!" ”

The military advisor pretended to be surprised, "Oh, I'm afraid this is inappropriate, the Taoist chief doesn't know, our big boss has been here for many years......"

The Taoist priest interrupted the military advisor and replied in the same surprised tone, "Don't you know, sir?" This stretches from Wolf Mountain in the north to Shaanba in the south, and already belongs to us. ”

The military advisor was really surprised, "Where did the Taoist say this?" ”

The Taoist priest explained seriously: "This land originally belonged to Shennong, and we are the people of Shennong, so we want to take over this land. ”

The military advisor shook his head again and again: "This place belongs to Shennong, and Xiaosheng has never heard of it." ”

The Taoist priest disagreed: "It can be seen that you are not Shennong's subjects. ”

The military advisor looked sincere: "In everything, one of them comes first and then comes, we occupy this place first, and you ...... after us."

The Taoist priest changed color at the moment: "Speaking of first come, first come, have you already been to Shennong's old man's house?" Let me tell you, this land has been a sacred and inseparable part of the territory of the old man of Shennong since ancient times! This is an indisputable hard fact! ”

The military advisor saw that the Taoist priest was about to turn his face if he continued to entangle, so he had to change his words, "Since this is the case, can I wait to borrow it in your place?" ”

Daoist Jia shook his feather fan, "Borrow it, this is originally fine......"

The military advisor hurriedly said, "We will not dare to harass your department, even if your department has orders, it is also negotiable for us to pay some filial piety on time." ”

The second pole wanted to shoot the case, but the big boss never told him to say so.

Jia Daoshi said tolerantly, "Filial piety is not needed. When we first arrived here, we had an enemy, and if a few leaders could help us destroy it, we would be able to discuss the matter of borrowing. ”

The second pole immediately suppressed the anger, and the border thief turned out to be just trying to kill people with a knife, and this matter was indeed negotiable.

Geng Junshi asked: "Dare to ask which enemy of your department is?" ”

With tears in his eyes, Daoist Jia looked up to the sky and sighed, "This enemy is really hateful. When we first arrived, there was a fine mule stocked by the river, and a gang of thieves brutally killed the mule, leaving no corpse in the capital. Our enemy is this mule thief! ”

Geng Junshi smiled dumbly, "It's just a mule, the Taoist chief laughed." ”

Jia Daoshi is right, "We have an old saying, if people don't offend me, I won't offend others, if people offend me, I will offend people, and if I offend people, they will break their muscles and bones!" ”

Geng Junshi pondered that this must be an excuse to seek revenge, and he would not pursue it. "Dare to ask where your great mule was killed? What are the characteristics of the perpetrators? We have been entrenched here for many years, and we are not eating for nothing. ”

Jia Daoshi said: "Our big mule has a bit of a temper, and when he refused to cross the river, we tied his hoof buckle and stocked him on the bank of the river, just five miles south of here, and the river is now renamed the Mule River." The murderer is a gang of robbers who kidnap children, and one of them has a particularly white ass! ”

The second pole was shocked, he was the one who killed the mule!

Geng Junshi also heard it, they are the only ones who kidnap tickets here, and the Taoist priest is turning around and counting himself!

Geng Junshi is worthy of being a big husband, he can bend and stretch, and he said directly and shamefully: "In this way, we should take this matter down, even if we discipline the place and cannot ensure the safety of one party." We first compensated your mules, and then slowly sought out the thieves who killed the mules. ”

Daoist Jia shook the wild duck feather fan lightly, "I'm afraid that a few leaders can't afford to lose!" ”

Geng Junshi proposed: "It's just a mule, and we will compensate you for nine camels. ”

Jia Daoshi shook his head lightly as if thinking: "Our strong mule is extraordinary, it is born of a male donkey and a mare. ”

The second pole ridiculed: "Which mule was not born to a male donkey and mare?" Could it be that your mules can still get a little mule? ”

Daoist Jia was shocked, "How does the second master know?" ”

Geng Junshi hated to go up and first incite the Taoist priest with one mouth, and then fanned the second pole with one mouth.

The second pole was completely enraged, "It's too much to deceive people!" It's too much of a deception! I'll tell you the truth! Your mule was killed by the second master! What do you want to do? The second master will accompany him to the end!! ”

Jia Daoshi pondered for a moment, and said word by word: "It turns out that you killed our mule, can... Attack... Inertial... War... Target...... Second, the master. ”

The second pole roared in a low voice, "What if it's me?" ”

In the staff department, Yang Ritian, Yang Liulang, and Sun Yizheng were listening to the live broadcast on the walkie-talkie.

Daoist Jia's meaningful words came, "It turns out that you killed our mule, can... Attack... Inertial... War... Target...... Second, the master. ”

Yang Ritian was stunned for a moment, the bandits and horse thieves in these years are all big poles in charge of money and people, and the two poles come forward to fight and kill, and getting rid of the two poles is equivalent to destroying half of the bandits' combat power.

The so-called "don't cut the envoy" is the literati's saying, and the "rules of the rivers and lakes" is the practice of the green forest, which has nothing to do with the general, and the general is doing everything possible to win the enemy!

Yang Ritian instructed Yang Liulang: "You personally go and tie up the two poles and let him die!" ”

Yang Liulang picked up the Panlong three-eyed electric gun and left.

Sun Yi wanted to say something, but opened his mouth and closed it again. In the current situation of the Tiemu Battalion, Yang Ritian's choice is undoubtedly correct, although there are some of them.

Yang Liulang rushed to the river with a group of soldiers, and the first thing he said was, "Which one killed the mule?" ”

The feather fan in Jia Daoshi's hand lightly pointed at the two poles, and the two poles did not show weakness, "It's your second master......"

Yang Liulang didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and shouted: "Take it!" ”

The two poles scurried up and went straight to Daoist Jia, who was so frightened that he hurriedly hid under the table.

The second pole fell to the ground with a thud, and was mixed with a dog eating, and Zhao Si, who was waiting for the banquet next to him, hurriedly withdrew his feet.

More than a dozen soldiers rushed up and tied up the two poles. The second pole was just about to scold, and a mess of grass was stuffed into his mouth.

Daoist Jia's heart was pounding, and he didn't want to close the ghost door and walk away. Zhao Si came up, "Master Dao, am I considered meritorious service?" Can I reduce the date? ”

Zhao Si was originally a prisoner of bandits, but was sentenced to serve two years in prison in the army for not doing great evil. As a result, a group of "thieves with the army" were relieved because of this, and two meals a day were settled, and they were bent on how to reduce their sentences and atone for their crimes in the future.

Jia Daoshi unswervingly stated: "Count! That's a big deal! I'll give you credit today! ”

The sudden change stunned Geng Junshi.

Daoist Jia stroked the deformed wild duck feather fan distressedly, tried his best to sort out the feathers, and pointed at Geng Junshi with righteousness, "As expected by the poor Dao!" The envoy is fake, but the assassination is real! Sure enough, it's a wolf's ambition! ”

Geng Junshi came to his senses and hurriedly argued, "Misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding!" How did you get such a field! ”

Daoist Jia snorted coldly, "How could it be a misunderstanding!" The second pole confessed to killing the mule! Blatant assassination in broad daylight! Come on, pick up his pants for me, I want to verify with my own eyes that his ass is white! ”

Geng Junshi was burning inside, "Dao Chief, the soldier can be killed but not humiliated, you are like this, how to behave in the future for the second master!" ”

The Taoist priest just wants to insult the second pole and destroy the morale of the bandits, "He doesn't deserve to be an adult!" Let's make a mule in the future! ”

The second pole squeaked and suddenly remembered the conversation with the military advisor before departure, and suddenly his heart was like a knife, and sweat was like rain.

A soldier stepped forward and tore open the pants of the second pole, and the second pole struggled desperately, and was kicked to the ground by the soldier.

Yang Liulang saw a big white butt swaying, and the presumptuous scene of the bandits by the Shennong River suddenly appeared in his mind that day. At that time, the bow and arrow could not reach the mule thief on the raft, and I watched one of the thieves take off his pants and humiliate himself. Rokuro's blood surged upward, snatched a horsewhip and "snapped" it on the white ass in front of him.

The second pole lay on the ground and twisted around, a blood mark just appeared on the buttocks, and another whip fell on the "snap", and the second pole almost jumped up directly.

Yang Liulang remembered in his mind that by the Mule River, he had taught the Mule to break several wooden sticks.

The mule was beaten so that it was pouting and scarred, and it was constantly jumping up and screaming, and a dragon was giggling at the joke.

Yang Liulang "snapped" and made another whip with all his strength.

The mule butt in front of him turned into a face, and the mouth on his face pursed, mocking Yang Liulang, "If your third master blinks his eyes, he will be raised by a little lady!" ”

The face grew larger and flew towards him.

Yang Liulang is a whip head-on!

That face "boomed" into pieces, still stubbornly flying towards itself.

Yang Liulang's backhand is another whip!

The debris turned into a flood of water and splashed his face.

Yang Liulang threw away his horsewhip and walked to the river to wash his face.

Daoist Jia watched Yang Liulang whip three times with all his strength, and the whip failed, and then he went to the river to wash his face in a daze.

The Taoist priest turned to Geng Junshi and jumped to his feet and scolded: "Two poles! Assassinate! Steal mules! Cut off a child's ear! Beast! Pig! Dog! Scum! Big! ”

Qiqige was at the scene with Sun Yi in her arms, and when she heard that the bandits in front of her had cut off the ears of the children of her tribe, the little girl picked up Yang Liulang's horsewhip, cried and recited Mongolian in her mouth, and slashed her head and face towards the two poles.

Yang Liulang's whip hit the buttocks, Qiqige's whip hit wherever he caught, and the two poles rolled on the ground in pain.

Geng Junshi was so frightened that he didn't dare to look at it, covered his eyes with his sleeves, and muttered "Iniquity, retribution."

There were already nomads from the Altanjin Kingdom of the steppe watching, and several people stood up and walked up to Sun Yi to plead, "Lidel, please hand over this animal to us and follow the rules of the grassland!" ”

Sun Yi didn't want to know what the rules were on the grassland, so he nodded carelessly.

Several nomads couldn't help but say, tying the two poles into zongzi and dragging them away.

Kikige cried and followed.

Sun Yicheng didn't pay attention to others, jumped to Yang Liu's side with one foot, and asked with concern, "Liulang, are you okay?" ”

Yang Liu reluctantly smiled, "Master, I'm fine." ”