Chapter 0269 - Punctual Punishment Storytelling

There are a lot of people gathered near the "punctual penalty" sign, and some fishermen even put their fish baskets there to line up and crowd over to see the excitement.

Liu Mang was very worried that something was wrong, so he squeezed into it to see what was going on.

A crowd of people who were squeezed glanced at Liu Mang very dissatisfied, and complained: "What are you squeezing? Does everyone have to look at the 'punctual penalty'! ”

Hey?

Listening to this tone, why does it seem like you want to watch the excitement?

Could it be that this corrupt official has evolved the fine into a two-person performance?

"Green sheep boiled milk drops! Don't squeeze it! A funny voice in the crowd complained.

"Coax ......"

The onlookers burst into laughter.

Hey? People don't seem to be so resistant to fines?

"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" A few small officials pushed out the onlookers.

"Tell you, if you squeeze it again, you won't check the fish today, and you will be fined according to the unqualified!" In the crowd, the funny voice sounded again.

This person must be "punished on time"!

"Coaxing......" The people relented again.

"Punctual punishment is really black!" Someone complained, but instead of looking angry, they reluctantly stepped back.

"That's it! Punctual punishment is a robber! ”

"That's right! He himself said that he was a robber, and that we were all robbers! ”

Liu Mang really wanted to rush in and beat up the "punctual punishment", but he still held back. Taking advantage of the small officials pushing the crowd out, Liu Mang squeezed forward, and through the cracks in the people, he saw a person in the middle of the crowd, bending down to check the fish in the fishing basket. conAd1();

Hearing the people around him talk about the robbers, the man straightened up.

This person is wearing official clothes, presumably the "punctual punishment".

On a cold day, the sleeves are rolled up high. On the official uniform, there are a lot of fish scales, which shine like sequins on a woman's clothes under the reflection of the setting sun.

With a round face, smiling eyes that bend down in both directions, and a very pleasing and joyful image, it is difficult to hook up with corrupt officials such as "punctual punishment".

Tall and thin with a slightly hunched back. There is a great contrast between his body and appearance, and it is impossible to guess his age.

"Are you going to rebel?" Clean the scales from your hands on time.

"We don't rebel, but why do you say we're robbers?" The attitude of the people is very strange, they do not seem to be afraid of this punctual punishment.

"Yo Yo Yo, Green Sheep Boiled Milk! Then the official will tell you a story! Get out of the way! ”

"Let's go!"

"Hurry! It's time to tell a story! ”

The people were really obedient and let go one after another.

Shangguan Wan'er was so small that she couldn't squeeze forward, so she stabbed Liu Mang with her hand. Liu Mang took advantage of everyone's retreat, pulled Wan'er in, and protected him in front of him.

The beauty is in her arms, and the girl's seductive breath makes Liu Mang feel uneasy.

Wan'er turned her head sideways, glanced at Liu Mang, her face flushed with a hint of red, and quickly turned her head, her hair brushing Liu Mang's cheeks......

It's a pity that there are so many people around!

"Talking ......"

Punctual punishment to open the posture, there are really hundreds of pulpits. conAd2(); Pulling a long voice, hanging everyone's appetite, "There is a man, who is so poor that he clangs around, just like you!" ”

"Woo ......" booed.

"So he pondered and went to the rich man for advice on how to make money." Speaking of the rich, punctual punishment points a finger at yourself.

"Woo ......" boos again.

"That's what the rich man said. If we support ourselves in one year, we will have a surplus in two years, and we will become rich in three years. There is also surplus food to help the neighbors. It depends on two words - steal! ”

"Huh! Look, he said he was a thief! The people were coaxing.

"The poor man, that is, you?" Punctual punishment pointed to the people around him, "Listen to the words of the rich man, that is, my words?" I went back to go over the wall and make holes, steal chickens and dogs, and the result ......"

"I'm going to make a fortune." There are half-stupid people who are not stupid.

"Huh? Think beautifully! Punctual punishment disdainfully said, "Stealing, violating the king's law, therefore, you will be arrested by the government!" ”

"Huh......," the people were dissatisfied, "then why didn't you arrest you for stealing?" ”

"Hehe, what are we ......" punished on time and sold the pass, "I stole the way of heaven, the way of the earth, and the way of the mountains and forests." Why did the government arrest me? ”

"Woo...... If you don't understand, say it......"

Punctual punishment became serious. "We live in the world, relying on the right time and place, and enjoying the gift of the best mountains and forests. What kind of food we eat, stones and wood for building houses, and fish and shrimp that we hunt are not a gift from heaven? ”

Liu Mang was attracted by his story and slowly changed his opinion of him.

"Our food, clothing, shelter, and transportation were all stolen from heaven and earth, so we are all robbers? We will not be punished by the government for being such robbers. conAd3(); But let us make good offerings to heaven and earth, otherwise they will not be pleased! ”

"We have a good offering......

"What do you mean by making good offerings? Is burning incense and kowtowing called offerings? No, no, no! "Punctual punishment waved his hand again and again," the so-called grains are not from time to time, and the fruits are not in the market. The wood is not felled, and it is not in the city. Birds, beasts, fish and turtles do not fall into the sand, and they do not swim in the city. ”

This kind of language, how can the people understand. "What are you talking about, don't you understand!"

"To put it simply, the fish in our Zhaoyu Ze, small, not enough size, caught out, is disrespectful to heaven and earth! It's also smashing our own jobs. Think about it, if we fish out all the small fish this year, eat them and sell them, then what will we catch next year? What do you eat? ”

Wan'er turned her head, blew like an orchid, and whispered in Liu Mang's ear in the tone of learning punctual punishment: "Is this punctual punishment quite capable!" ”

"Yes......" Liu Mang replied thoughtfully.

This punctual punishment can entertain and educate fishermen to fish reasonably, which is indeed not simple.

However, Liu Mang still wanted to see how he would be fined.

"Okay, we know, don't you just want to punish us! Punish it! The people muttered and complained, but they didn't act excessively, but gradually walked out like a movie, and continued to wait in line for inspection.

"Then I'll continue to punish on time!" Punctual Punishment smiled and walked over to a fish basket.

"Huh!" Punctual exclaimed exaggeratedly, and pulled out a fish about eight inches long from the fish basket.

The owner of the fish basket pouted helplessly and muttered "unlucky".

"Hurry! Hurry! While you're still alive, hurry up and send it back to Zeri! ”

The little official on the side hurriedly caught the fish in a basin and ran to the water's edge to release the fish.

"Nothing to say, right?" Punctual punishment stared triumphantly at the unlucky one.

"If you don't pay attention, you will be punished......" The unlucky guy did not plead, as if he was used to this management method.

"Come on, pay the fine first."

The clerk held a large wooden box, which was tightly closed, except for a thin and narrow opening on it, just enough to fit a five-baht coin. It's just a full, money-saving box!

"Isn't it just five cents!" The unlucky guy seemed to understand the rules very well, took out five cents, and stuffed the money box.

"Hehe, don't worry, write it down for him!" The punctual punishment laughed even more annoyingly. He pulled out a dirty account book and memorized it as he spoke. "Road straw hat, catch an eight-inch fish by mistake, a fine of five cents, and a fine of five more fry." After keeping the account, he proudly handed the account book to the unlucky guy, "Draw a charge." ”

The unlucky guy called Lu Straw Hat snorted and pressed his handprint, muttering, "What are you arrogant? Irritating! ”

Don't say that the unlucky guy complains, even Liu Mang feels that the punctual punishment is really annoying.

"Huh! Are you still reasonable? Green sheep boiled milk field! He yelled, and went to check the other fish baskets on time.

What is Green Sheep Boiled Milk?

Liu Mang heard the punctual punishment a few times, and felt a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it......

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