"Wake up, King."

Deng Long slowly opened his eyes and looked at a tattered boy in front of him, grabbing his arm and shaking it vigorously.

"Oh, tap, you're trying to kill me." I couldn't help but touch my stomach. Deng Long remembered that he had been knocked unconscious by a leather shoe.

"King, the bald donkey who injured you the day before yesterday was kidnapped by the shopkeeper under the mountain and sent to the cottage pass." The little leader touched his head, and the owner of the village was just kicked in the belly by the bald donkey. Why did your accent change when you woke up?

"What? What a bald donkey? Shouldn't I be in the hospital right now? Who are you? Deng Long asked strangely.

The little leader said strangely: "King, you were injured in the belly by that bald donkey the day before yesterday, and you didn't break your brain, why are you talking nonsense?" ”

"You've just been caught in the door, by the way, why am I here, where am I? Who are you? Deng Long asked in surprise.

"You are Deng Long, the owner of Erlong Mountain, and I am your junior brother Qingyuan." Qing Yuan took a few steps back, and said in his heart; Could it be that the owner of the village has fallen into evil?

Erlongshan, the owner of the village, and then look at the long coat he is wearing. Old grandmother's, you won't cross it yourself, will you? Think about the last picture in my mind, it's so familiar! No, Erlong Mountain, the tied bald donkey, Deng Long.

I'm crying, isn't this the scene where Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi won the Baozhu Temple in the Water Margin! Could it be that God brought himself to ancient times just to practice targets for Uncle Lu?

Deng Long stabilized his mind a little, and said to Qingyuan: "By the way, who did you just say is here?" ”

"It was the bald donkey who injured the king the day before yesterday, who was tied up by the restaurant under the mountain and sent to the cottage!"

Deng Long's body shook violently, and said with a dry smile: "This nightmare is so real, it seems that I haven't woken up yet, remember to wake me up later!" After saying that, he covered himself with the quilt and went to sleep.

Qing Yuan hesitated for a moment and said, "If you are not feeling well, the little one will go and cut down the bald donkey to avenge the king!" ”

Deng Long got up with a grunt, and hurriedly said: "It's better for me to go, you bring those people to the main hall, and I will arrive later." ”

Just kidding, just with the people and horses of Erlong Mountain, if Lu Zhishen starts a rush, I'm afraid it won't take long to be completely knocked down by Lu Zhishen.

Watching the little leader come out of the bedroom, Deng Long thought about countermeasures, and asked the little minion outside the door to dress himself and take him to the hall. Nonsense, the ancient men's version of the dress, if you can wear it, it will be hell.

Follow the little minions through a courtyard and into a large hall. Originally, the Buddha was supposed to sit in the place where the incense was burned, but now there is a tiger skin chair.

Where is the offering table? There are more than a dozen chairs on both sides of the main hall, and a few rusty knives and spears are placed on the weapon racks.

Sitting on the big chair, Deng Long touched the shiny tiger skin. This tiger skin is more than two meters long and about one and a half meters wide.

I just don't know where the unlucky tiger came from, if in the future life, there is such a tiger skin, how can I become a millionaire!

After a stunned effort, a dozen or so little minions outside the hall escorted a fat monk to the main hall.

Deng Long looked at Lu Zhishen, who was white and chubby in front of him, and shouted with a little weakness: "Fat monk, you hurt this king the day before yesterday, I don't care about you." This cottage will move to Liangshan in the near future, and go to the head of the Lin sect, and you can't stay. Wrap some of your plates with you today, and find another place to go! ”

Lu Zhishen was stunned and asked, "Which Lin sect leader are you talking about?" ”

Deng Long pretended to hesitate and said: "Lin Chong, the head of the 800,000 forbidden army, the head of the Lin sect." Who doesn't know anyone on this Shandong Road, that one doesn't know. It's you, don't you also know Brother Lin Chong? ”

"Oh, the Sprinkle family is Luda, and the head of the Lin sect is a friend of eight worships!" Lu Zhishen said loudly.

"Could it be that you are the one who killed the town of Kanto with three punches?" Deng Long sat on the chair, heard this, and stood up. Walked up to Lu Zhishen in three or two steps and asked excitedly?

"It's the Sprinkle family!" Lu Zhishen said proudly.

"Oh, it's really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family anymore!" As Deng Long spoke, he turned to Lu Zhishen's back and prepared to untie the rope.

Lu Zhishen's embarrassed arms were forced, and the sturdy rope that seemed to be tied was suddenly released.

"If it weren't for Leader Deng saying that he knew Sect Leader Lin, I'm afraid I would have killed the leader by mistake today." Lu Zhishen said embarrassedly.

Deng Long said strangely: "Didn't my brother tie up the mountain?" ”

"After being driven down the mountain by you the day before yesterday, the Sprinkle family met Yang Zhienvoy and Cao Zheng brothers at the bottom of the mountain. As soon as the three of us put it together, we came up with this bitter trick. ”

It was still Lu Zhi who said deeply, and told the story as it was. Deng Long's heart warmed, and only then did he feel that his life was back to him.

"The younger brother has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai. I almost hurt my brother the day before yesterday, and I hope my brother will forgive me! Deng Jun clasped his hands into fists and bowed slightly to Lu Zhishen.

Lu Zhishen hurriedly helped Deng Long up, and said boldly: "Hey, since you are your own little brother, these stingy words came from there." Besides, with your three-legged cat's kung fu, can you still hurt the Sprinkler family? ”

"That is, how could Ruthihar be hurt by me. Brother, please take a seat! "Thousands of wears, but sycophants don't wear. Deng Long pulled Lu Zhishen to the tiger skin chair.

Lu Zhishen was not polite, he sat on the tiger skin chair of the owner of the village, and Deng Long ordered the little minions to go down to kill chickens and sheep, and prepare for the banquet.

Yang Zhi saw Deng Long and Lu Zhishen chatting excitedly, but he didn't see Lu Zhishen introduce himself at all, nor did he see Deng Long asking, and his heart was already cold.

Walking out of the crowd, Yang Zhi hugged his fists and said: "In Xia Yang Zhi, I have seen Leader Deng!" ”

Deng Long hurriedly helped Yang Zhi up and said: "The name of Yang Zhi's envoy has been heard of a long time ago, but I didn't have a chance to meet him. Fang just talked to Ti Ha, neglected the envoy, and asked Yang to make the envoy not to blame! ”

Yang Zhi hurriedly said: "Where is Leader Deng, today I will come to Guizhai with Lu Ti to join in, and ask Leader Deng to take him in."

"Where did Yang Zhizhi say, can I still drive you down the mountain?" Deng Long said angrily.

Lu Zhishen joked: "Brother is really a happy person, Yang and I came to Guizhai to join the gang, you don't really drive us down the mountain again, hahahaha."

"Brother, don't laugh at me, go to Xiaozhai to join the gang. The top spot of the owner of the village is naturally to sit on the throne. Deng Long said briskly.

"Hey, the Sprinkle family is just looking for a place to stay. If you sit on your chair, it won't make the world's heroes laugh. Why don't you ask Yang to do it! After speaking, he stood up and pulled Yang Zhi to sit on the chair of the village owner.

Yang Zhi's cheeks twitched, you are afraid of other people's jokes, am I not afraid, so I had to hurriedly excuse myself: "Fortunately, I was taken in by Leader Deng today, and I am already happy to have a place to live, and I don't want to mention the matter of the owner of the village." ”

"According to the Sprinkle family, the Deng brothers still don't let them come and go. The two of us will sit in the second or third chair, and in the future, our three brothers will eat meat and drink wine in this Erlong Mountain, won't we be happy. ”

After that, he pulled Deng Long to sit on the seat of the owner of the village, turned around and dragged a short and fat middle-aged man from the crowd and said: "This is the apprentice of the head of the Lin sect, [the knife ghost] Cao Zheng, who opened a hotel at the foot of the mountain. The day before yesterday, I met the Sprinkle family and knew that I was driven down the mountain by you, so you offered me a plan. If you hadn't said that you recognized Sect Head Lin today, I am afraid that you would have been beaten to death by the Sprinkle family. ”

"Tihadont want to advance the matter of the day, the little brother is about to die of shame. Since he is the apprentice of the head of the Lin sect, then sit in the fourth position of the cottage, okay? "Deng Long said to Cao Zhengdao.

Cao Zheng thought for a moment and said embarrassedly: "It's great to be with my brother." It's just that the Hun family is a good peasant woman, and her father-in-law is old, so I'm afraid I won't be able to go to the cottage. ”

"Well, don't you have a hotel at the foot of the mountain, so let's find out the news for the cottage."

Lu Zhishen saw that Deng Long finished speaking, so he bowed down with Yang Zhi and Cao Zheng and said, "I've seen my brother." ”

Deng Long hurriedly helped the three of them up, asked the minions to bring wine, and drank three bowls of wine with Lu Zhishen. After they sat down, Deng Long was curious: "Since my brother knows Sect Leader Lin, why don't you go to Liangshan to join the gang." ”

Lu Zhishen said with a ashamed face: "After separating from Lin Jiaotou in Cangzhou, the Sprinkle family returned to Tokyo. How do you know that the lady of the Lin family committed suicide by hanging the beam in order not to be humiliated by the high ya. The elders of Daxiangguo Temple did not let the Sprinkle family make an order, and the Sprinkler family burned the vegetable garden in a fit of rage. was chased by officials and kept fleeing on the rivers and lakes. There is also a face to see the head of the Lin sect. I walked all the way to Qingzhou, and when I heard that Erlong Mountain could be settled, I came. ”

Deng Long comforted: "Brother, don't be sad, it's all Gao Yu's house, disaster to the country and the people, sooner or later, slaughter this dog thief." ”

Turning his head and asking Yang Zhidao, "Isn't the envoy in Beijing's Daimyo Mansion, and Liang Zhongshu is on an errand?" How did you come to Erlong Mountain? ”

Yang Zhi regretted and said: "That Liang Zhongshu's father-in-law Cai Jing celebrated his birthday, so he asked me to escort 100,000 Guan Shenggang to Tokyo to celebrate his birthday. There was nothing wrong all the way, but I didn't want to go to Huangnigang, and a group of Haozhou thieves who sold dates turned us over with sweat medicine and robbed the birth gang. I knew that I couldn't go back, so I went all the way to Qingzhou, met Cao Zheng, and then went to Erlong Mountain to fall into the grass. ”

"That Liang Zhongshu scavenged the people's fat and people's ointment, and congratulated the traitor Cai Jing on his birthday. The 100,000 birthdays are all ill-gotten gains. Since it has been taken away, the envoy should rob the rich and help the poor, so why should he be worried." This grievance must be resolved, in case one day as soon as the two meet, they will fight, who will they help?

Lu Zhishen saw that the atmosphere was a little dull, and urged: "Brother is reluctant to drink and meat, which makes my belly so troubled." ”

Yang Zhi saw that he was a little out of shape, and said apologetically: "Just now, the Sprinkle family remembered that their ancestors were loyal to the country and left their names in history. I can't wait for my descendants, but now I can't serve the country, but I want to fall into the grass, which is really a shame for the ancestors! ”

Deng Long smiled and comforted: "Now that the traitorous ministers are in charge, the people are not happy." It is the time when our generation shows his talents, why should Yang Zhizhi say such depressing words. In the coming day, there will be a day when we will serve the country faithfully. Today I only talk about the righteousness of my brothers, and I don't talk about him. ”

At this time, the banquet was ready, and the four of them were seated. At the banquet, there was a lot of talk and laughter, Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi said some interesting things about the rivers and lakes, and Deng Long kept persuading him to drink, so it was not lively.