Chapter 0203 Is There a Female Eunuch?
Since arriving in Yeduju, Princess Chang'an has been more depressed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
By now, her men have been put in cages three times. The first time was on the day he first came, Li Chengbin entered the cage.
The second time was because she didn't fold the quilt properly, she lost her temper and threw the quilt away, and Lixia put her in the cage for her.
The third time, almost at the same time as the second. Her anger did not subside, and she wanted to go back to the palace, but this time even she was put in a cage.
The Jia Laosi, there was no such thing as putting her in a cage on the military order, but he did it.
also said eloquently that she was going to be a deserter. According to the regulations, it is possible to cut off her head.
Jia Laosi, who was killed by heaven, dared to say that he wanted to cut off the head of the palace? You're tired of living.
When the palace returned, he told his father, "Do you see who cut off whose head?"
Now, the more than 20 cages are full every day, and there are many people who are not enough cages because of disciplinary violations, waiting to be numbered to close the cage.
It's not a shame that so many people are locked in cages. Now, no one laughs anymore.
However, this Jia Laosi actually said that we were eunuchs. From ancient times to the present day, who has ever heard of a female eunuch?
We are all big girls like flowers, how did we become eunuchs? Now as soon as we went out, the GIs stared at us like monsters. Some people even call us eunuchs to our faces.
Okay, just call it. I remember who called it. When the palace returns, I will arrest you and castrate you one by one, and when the time comes, see who is the eunuch?
Calling Princess Chang'an and her few promises eunuchs is actually not to blame Jia Min.
Although they are women dressed as men, no matter how they pretend, they are not the same as real men.
Whether it is the voice of speech, body appearance, or words and deeds, it is always impossible to hide some feminine characteristics.
She and Lichun and the other four promises always go in and out together, and they live alone in the same room, although they don't let the promisers serve her, but, where can the habits and psychology of many years be changed in a moment?
Therefore, others are very suspicious of them. However, because I heard that they were relatives of the great eunuch Dai Quan, others speculated that they were also eunuchs.
Such a guess can explain the strangeness of their words and deeds. They are indeed too much like eunuchs.
Their true identities are only clear to Jia Min and a few other high-level officials. Even a battalion commander like Jia Lian doesn't know.
So someone asked Jia Min if they were eunuchs. Jia Min was inspired and felt that saying that they were eunuchs was the most reasonable explanation so far, so he acquiesced to this speculation.
Jia Min's acquiescence was, in his own opinion, not publicly stated. But in the eyes of others, that's not the case. Others believe that Jia Min's failure to explicitly deny it is tantamount to a public admit.
It was passed around, and when it reached the ears of Princess Chang'an, it became Jia Min saying that they were eunuchs.
The GIs recognized their eunuch status, but the matter was not over yet.
Next, I became interested in why the eunuchs came here to train the soldiers.
In the end, a few smart people came to a conclusion. They must have been the guards of some lady or princess in the palace.
Now, during the rest of the queue practice, Da Fat talked about this topic with Princess Chang'an again.
Da Fat is now the acting squad leader of their class, because he usually trains hard and works hard, he is designated as the acting squad leader.
He had five brothers, and he made a living at home by collecting firewood from the mountains. Because of the poverty of the family, this time he came to the army with his younger brother Erfat.
When I got here, I could not only eat enough, but also earn a military salary. It's much more cost-effective than collecting firewood at home.
Although the big fat is five big and three thick, he is more careful, and he is usually good to Chang'an.
"Li An, you are in the palace, can you see the emperor and the princess?"
Li An is the pseudonym of Princess Chang'an here. Her four maids were named Li Chun, Li Xia, Li Qiu and Li Dong respectively.
"yes, I can see it."
Princess Chang'an is still very willing to talk to Da Fat. Every time she heard Da Pang talk about some things in the mountains, she felt very fresh.
"Then the emperor and princess, don't they eat white rice and drink broth?"
When Da Fat was at home, he had a great ideal, which was to be able to eat white rice and drink broth every day.
"Well, this, yes."
Not only can, there are dozens of dishes for each meal. I'm afraid it scares you if I say it. Seeing that you are not a good person, I will not scare you.
"When you go back in the future, can you talk to the emperor and ask him to collect less taxes? Alas, forget it, let's not talk about it. You're just a little eunuch, and it's useless to say it. If the emperor is not happy, it may not be necessary to cut off your head. ”
It's okay, I can go back and talk about it. The emperor won't cut off my head. If you want to cut it, you will also cut off the head of the Jia Laosi.
"Fat squad leader, if you don't go to the army, what do you want to do when you go home?"
"Naturally, I still chopped wood."
Hmph, it's not promising, I see that you're not bad, and I want to help you.
"Do you have any wishes?"
"I have so many wishes. In the future, if you want to provide for your father and mother, you have to marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to a few babies. It would be even better if you could put a few acres of land. And also....... ”
"Say your greatest wish?"
"My greatest wish is to get rich in the future and buy a golden axe."
"What do you do with the Golden Axe?"
"Chopping wood. Li An, you say, the emperor chops wood, does he use a golden axe? ”
Did the father chop wood? How did I not know?
Princess Chang'an was thinking nonsense, and shouted over there to assemble. Company commander Qin Zhong announced a great piece of good news: tomorrow will be a day off. If the emperor has a family, he can go home to visit his relatives, and if he doesn't have a home, he can go to the city to play. A month's advance on military pay. Go get your money now.
Oh my God, I can finally go home. Nodoju, goodbye. After returning to the palace, I never came back.
Jia Laosi, goodbye. After returning to the palace, the first thing you did was to go to your father and ask him to cut off your head.
Hey? No, I bought a cadre stock with him and cut off his head, who will I ask for money in the future?
Jia Laosi, for the sake of money, you are cheaper, and your head will be temporarily placed on your neck. When this palace will get rich in the future, I don't need you, and it's not too late to cut it.
Finally able to go home, Princess Chang'an said to leave, and she didn't want to stay in this ghost place for a moment.
Everyone else has gone to collect the money, will she still care about the money? I didn't even want my belongings, so as not to make that Jia Laosi suspicious.
This Jia Laosi is a bad thing. A pair of eyes seem to be able to see through people's hearts, if it makes him suspicious, maybe he won't be able to leave.
got in the car and arrived at the gate, and sure enough, I saw Jia Min there.
"Li An? If you go back this time, won't you come back? ”
Jia Min looked at Princess Chang'an and said with a smile.
Hey? How did he know? No, they must be lying to me. I won't be fooled.
"Sir Min, I'll be back tomorrow night."
Princess Chang'an smiled awkwardly.
The fool has just come back. When the time comes, I won't come back, and you dare to go to the palace to arrest me? Hum! I don't dare to go if you two dare to go.
"If you really don't want to come back, don't come back. Okay, let's go. ”
That's what you said. Do you think I'll be back?
When he arrived at the noon gate of the Forbidden City, he asked Li Chengbin to go home to listen to the order, and then walked to the palace.
"Have you all remembered what to say when you go back?"
"Remember."
"Okay, let's go in, don't talk about revealing stuffing."
After entering the palace, Princess Chang'an and a few promises were still walking in line as if they were in Yeduju. Seeing the eunuchs and palace maids looking at them strangely, they realized their specialness and dispersed. Chang'an walked in the middle, Lichun and others surrounded her and went straight to her father's bedroom.
"Yo, my little princess is back."
Yuanheng Tianzi put down the fold and stood up.
"Father, you want to kill me."
"How's it going, it's going well there, right?"
"It's smooth, it's just that on the day I just went, I had a fight with someone."
"Got into a fight?"
"Yes, the military judge didn't know each other, so I taught him a lesson. Later, that Jia Laosi came out, and Li Chengbin didn't like him, so he beat him up. ”
"Well, Li Chengbin is my guard, so naturally he has two hits. How are you doing there? ”
"Okay, there's nothing to do for a day, just practice walking the aisle, folding quilts or something, and it's very leisurely."
Father, it's not idle at all, it's just a matter of life. That hell place, it's not for people. I'll be able to come back to you alive this time. It's a blessing.
"Even if it's idle, it's a barracks at the bottom, and there are always rules, so there's no punishment?"
Yuan Heng naturally understands his baby princess, and when it comes to not causing trouble there, he really doesn't believe it.
"Just like his bear, as soon as he saw me, he was so frightened that his legs were weak. Besides, with the power of his father, how dare he. ”
He really dares, this Jia Laosi, he doesn't even care about your father. He knew who I was, and he put me in a cage.
It's just that such a shameful thing is really unspeakable. If it is spread out, how will it be mixed in the palace in the future?
"Hmph, forgive him and don't dare. Dare to be disrespectful to my little princess, and carefully cut off his head. ”
Yes, the head is to be chopped. It's just not the time yet. When you make enough money, it's never too late to cut it.
"Is it really just about walking down the aisle and folding quilts?"
"yes, I didn't practice anything else at all. His subordinates still carried the sedan chair for him, saying that he would train soldiers, where would he train soldiers? If you talk about poetry and business, Jia Laosi is still good, and he doesn't understand military training at all. ”
Walk down the aisle, fold the quilt and fight? The devil believes it.
"Father, hurry up and pass the meal, I'm hungry."
"Oh, well, pass the meal, pass the meal."