Chapter 178: Eat well
Yu Zhou doesn't want to live like this, he either calculates this or that every day, as if he was a natural conspirator, which is really bad.
Born in troubled times and contaminated with human life is a must to do it, ignoring human life is a bit too much to say, for Yingbu this person, his initial idea was to go to the sky and go to one side to forget it, anyway, this person himself is a little expert in death, and he is afraid that he will turn over the sky?
There is a way in heaven and there is a road for you not to go, and there is no door in hell for you to break in, people are not as good as heaven, look at this guy's future creation......
However, Yu Zhou soon couldn't take care of Yingbu, because Zhang Han began to march, and the entire Chu camp was all uplifted, and he was busy and rarely rested.
From Luoyang to Daliang, it took only three days for the Qin general to come to the city, and along the way, Yangwu, Sujuo, Quyu, and Juan County all looked at the wind and surrendered, throwing the newly restored capital of the Great Wei State naked and naked under the nose of the enemy, and there was no way to retreat.
Zhang Han marched very boldly like this, he almost divided Wei in half, with Kaifeng in the south, Linji in the north, and the righteous army in the east...... It can be said that except for the road from the west, it is very dangerous for the Qin army to be enemies on three sides.
If Zhou Shi and Wei Qi are more courageous, and if the Qi and Chu armies cooperate more, Daliang City will become Zhang Han's burial ground, so that he will not return.
The problem is that the Wei people are afraid, the rainy season has just passed, the chasm and the Ju water are full, and no one in the Wei people dares to defend this city when it is only more than ten years before Wang Ben floods the beam.
So much so that the king of Wei himself went to Linji in a panic, and Wei Bao even used the excuse of looking for reinforcements and fled in all directions.
"Eat slowly, no matter how you say that you are also the brother of King Wei, a dignified Wei noble, what kind of system is it to eat like this?"
"Purr...... Say what you like, anyway, today is the gods, don't want to take away my job, I'm tired and hungry for three days, what's wrong with eating something? ”
"So embarrassed, where did you come from? Did the Qin army conquer the city? ”
Wei Bao sucked and swallowed the noodles, and before he could speak, his eyes were red: "Don't mention it... Don't mention it...... I even lost my three most beloved beautiful concubines, and I can't take care of it......! ”
Yu Zhou suddenly got up: "The Qin army has broken through the beam?!" ”
"Oh, that's not ......"
“……”
"Don't look at me like this, I didn't clean up anything when I left, the gold and silver are soft, and the beautiful concubine is clean, I'm sadder than you!"
Yu Zhou looked at Wei Bao, seriously doubting where he could see that he was sad, and even more suspicious that this guy was sad.
"Or ...... Serve another bowl of noodles and chat to relieve your worries?! ”
"Good!"
“……”
Cao Apu will say that the only way to solve his worries is Du Kang, Wei Bao lost his beautiful concubine and only needed a few bowls of lo mein, taking advantage of the opportunity of him to eat and drink, the two of them chatted for a long time.
Speaking of which, this guy's recent experience is a bit tortuous, when the Qin army first came, he left Daliang and really wanted to look for reinforcements, but later he went to several places one after another, and saw Cai Ci leading a group of old, weak, sick, disabled and tragic people at an age, and saw that Chen Sheng's subordinates had scattered and fled before they saw the enemy, and Wei Bao's confidence was greatly shaken.
The same situation King Wei and Wei Xiang also knew, but the choices of these two people were different, Zhou City stayed in Daliang to prepare to defend the city and wait for reinforcements, as for Wei Qi, he ran to Linji City in one go, which looked even more pitiful......
Linji, there is water under the Yellow River, Zhang Han really wants to flood the city than the water irrigation beam is more convenient, it is not a defendable city, but there is a ravine in front of the barrier, behind a horse Pingchuan is not blocked, it is a good place to ride the wall and look at the wind, and if something is bad, it will slip up quickly.
"That's pretty much it, you've been hungry for a long time, and if you eat too much, you'll die!"
Wei Bao hiccuped, got up and shook off, wiped his mouth and replied: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, squat and eat, just stand up!" I still have a good idea of how much I have! ”
“……”
No wonder he ate so much after being a prince of Wei, and dared to rely on it?
I don't know when the habit of squatting and eating became popular, and from some perspectives, there are indeed certain health risks, but it is undeniable that there will be people from the south to the north who unconsciously eat in this posture, and there are still reasons for it
One is instinct, a busy day does not need to be very particular, plus a little convenience can be thrown into war and agricultural work anytime and anywhere, so that later in some places it became a custom that is not good or bad, as if any family did not come out to eat is the family has been interrupted......
However, this kind of thing happened to Wei Bao, and Yu Zhou liked him a little.
Don't get me wrong, mainly through the sentence "squatting and eating, standing up just right", Yu Zhou came up with an idea to rectify Yingbu, ensuring that people have nothing to say, and it is absolutely fair to that guy, except for a little suspicion of fishing law enforcement, there is nothing wrong.
As the saying goes, how big a hand is how big a bowl is, how big a foot is how big a shoe is, for a guy like Yingbu who frequently changes camps, he is definitely not satisfied with only one bowl and one pair of shoes.
Even if this person is now low-eyed and pleasing to the eyes, there will always be a day when he will raise his head and explode the thorn, in a very good sentence, when this guy has the ability to ride on everyone's heads, do you think he won't pull that?
It's an instinct that has nothing to do with good or evil. It's just that kind people will express it in an acceptable way, just like there is a competitive child in the family who is admitted to a prestigious school and preaches it; And some people, after eating the eggs, will only think about how to bring the hen back......
So for Yingbu, Yu Zhou suddenly thought of the "broken window theory".
It is said that some experts who are keen on criminology once conducted an experiment to park an intact car on the side of the road, and no matter how long it has passed, passers-by will still follow public order and good customs when they see it.
However, once the car is replaced with a broken corner of the window, soon, the other window will be broken by an unknown person unconsciously, and then the tires will be deflated and the body will be graffiti......
By the end, the whole car was gone......
Induce, use strong psychological cues to tell everyone that this is nothing, arouse evil thoughts in their hearts, and make the behavior more and more out of control.
Just like the last time the Qin army attacked, the situation that Yu Zhou arranged for Yongya also had a bit of such a meaning.
When Chu Jun stood up straight and was as strong as a tiger and wolf, these jackals and hyenas only dared to think and dare not do when they had delusions, and breaking the window was to give them a chance to dare to do it.
Unlike before, Yu Zhou didn't make any arrangements for Yongya, but just threw the mess away with the momentum of the Qin army's attack, and this matter was done.
And now, there are people under Yingbu who have backers behind them, and they can be regarded as a small prince outside, and it is not so easy to calculate him, the most important thing is that if the end is ugly, the guy who is unwilling to be killed has caused an incident, and that is more than worth the loss, it is better to fight directly at the beginning.
"Yan Heng!"
"Whoa!"
"I'll tell you a few things, you go and do them one by one, and if the general asks, you can say so......"
"Good!"