Chapter 136: Li Kui's scheming

Li Kui's figure stagnated, his pace increased significantly, and he arrived in the team in a few steps.

Hu Sanniang joked and abused: "Hey, I didn't expect that the famous [Black Whirlwind] in Liangshan was afraid of a weak woman of the first order of the slave family, if this is spread out, it will be good to say!" Smack! ”

Li Kui is stupid, but he is not stupid at all, he knows that his martial arts routines are more than rigid and not flexible enough, and when he encounters an opponent who overcomes rigidity with softness, he basically has no power to fight back.

When he heard Hu Sanniang's shouting voice, he continued to be 'decent': "You little lady, don't be arrogant, my brother is the owner of Liangshan Cottage, and he annoyed Brother Hei, be careful and ask my brother to clean you up!" ”

The obscene smile, coupled with Li Kui's unique temperament, and the righteous and awe-inspiring tone of his speech, thundered down a large number of soldiers in Liangshan.

"Hulala!"

Li Kui's side was suddenly emptied within three zhang.

Deng Long's heart was instantly scorched by Li Kui's words, Lei's outside is scorched and tender, is it! Who said that Li Kui is a fool, this fucking is better than a monkey, and he knows that he is making fun of his brother!

Deng Long was angry, his mind turned, and he said with a straight face: "For the sake of Liangshan's reputation, Tie Niu went up and beat this girl, and my brother is here to cheer you on!" ”

"Poof!"

Gongsun Sheng covered his mouth and almost laughed out loud, Li Kui is going to be unlucky today!

When Deng Long saw Li Kui looking around and ignoring his words, he was immediately furious and glanced at Wu Song.

Wu Song understood what Deng Long meant, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and then he roared: "Li Kui be careful of the hidden arrow!" ”

Li Kui didn't know what the plan was, so he hurriedly crawled to the ground and shrunk into a ball.

After Wu Song shouted, seeing that Li Kui really hit the plan, Yuhuan stepped out and quickly walked to Li Kui, and the mandarin duck kicked out immediately.

"Bang!"

Li Kui suddenly flew up, with an ignorant expression on his face, which made Hu Sanniang laugh.

"Poof."

Li Kui just fell at Hu Sanniang's feet impartially, this guy was still confused at first, but soon touched his back, slotted, and the axe fell.

As soon as he saw that Wu Song was playing with a board axe in the team, Li Kui's face changed, he shouted badly, his eyes rolled twice, and said: "Oh, my stomach hurts so much, I may have to go out of Gong, you wait for a while now, I will come when I go!" ”

After saying that, he got up and was about to leave, without the slightest hesitation.

When Deng Long saw this scene, he knew how Han Bolong, who was killed by Li Kui, died!

Li Kui is obviously not stupid, but his force is too strong and he is too lazy to use his brains.

But once they use their brains, Chao Gai and the others can't catch up.

That Han Bolong was afraid that he was an intellectually retarded young man, and in the hotel opened by Liangshan, he saw Li Kui, who was holding a board axe, more than 1.9 meters tall, and full of muscles.

Dare to come to the axe to look at the axe, and die in vain!

Hu Sanniang saw that Li Kui was about to run, threw down the double knife, grabbed Li Kui's shoulder with one hand, grabbed Li Kui's waist with the other, and used force with both arms, a standard over-the-back fall, Li Kui snorted, and led to the ground.

Li Kui looked at Hu Sanniang with a forced expression, he didn't believe that this thin woman like a wooden pole could lift herself above her head and fall to the ground.

Deng Long was also stunned, I'll go, is this Hu Sanniang? Did you read it wrong?

After rubbing his eyes a few times and confirming that this was Hu Sanniang, the little unrealistic idea in his heart suddenly turned to ashes!

If you take Hu Sanniang to bed, with the kung fu of your three-legged cat, you won't be dismantled by this girl!

The others also looked at Hu Sanniang in surprise, and had a common thought in their hearts: This girl can't be a woman dressed as a man, right?

Hu Sanniang looked at Li Kui and smiled charmingly, and said, "Do you still want to teach the slave family that trick?" ”

Li Kui deliberately pretended to be stupid and said: "Big sister, don't laugh, just rush at your kung fu, another day the dark brother specially carries the wine, and comes to the door to ask for advice!" ”

Hu Sanniang squinted her eyes and smiled: "Then Brother Hei should hurry up!" ”

Li Kui was overjoyed, and after secretly scouting the escape route, he stood up in a big way, looked up at the sky, and exclaimed: "What a big bird!" ”

Hu Sanniang is not Li Kui, pretending to look up, Yu Guang saw that Li Kui was about to run, dodged around, ran in front of Li Kui, and fell on his back.

"Oops!"

Li Kui rubbed his waist, lay on the ground, and said urgently: "Why does the eldest sister have to get along with me!" I'm in Liangshan, that's an honest man! ”

Hu Sanniang's face darkened, you are an honest person like this, what has become of Liangshan. At the moment, he didn't care whether Li Kui could get up or not, he pulled out the whip from his back and whipped it towards Li Kui.

"Smack!"

The sound of a loud whip sounded and whipped on Li Kui's body, this guy's face turned into a ball, and he shouted: "It hurts me to death!" ”

This voice is really sad to listen to, and it is crying when it smells, and it is more than a tragic word.

The corners of Deng Long's mouth twitched, this guy was wearing armor of more than 100 catties, even an iron whip couldn't pull it, let alone a soft whip made of red ling.

Deng Long suddenly thought of something, and shouted that it was not good, Li Kui, this guy obviously had some bad intentions, and Hu Sanniang was going to suffer.

Before Deng Long could remind him, Hu Sanniang whipped down the second whip.

Li Kui was lying on the ground, his big eyes were about to narrow into a slit, if he looked carefully, a ray of fine light flashed, how could he be reckless!

Li Kui looked at the whip that was getting closer and closer, a trace of ridicule flashed, and his hands grabbed the whip that was about to fall like lightning, and pulled it gently, Hu Sanniang didn't stop it, and fell into Li Kui's arms with a flutter.

"Hmm."

Li Kui screamed, sat up with a wild laugh, held Hu Sanniang with his left hand, told her to struggle, and lifted Hu Sanniang's battle skirt with his right hand, raised a heavy slap, and was about to hit it.

"Don't."

Deng Long shouted, stopped Li Kui, and hurriedly said, "Don't be rude, let people go." ”

Unexpectedly, Li Kui turned a deaf ear, and his palm fell, hitting Hu Sanniang's buttocks.

"Smack."

Hu Sanniang finally reacted, and the pain from her buttocks was clearly transmitted to the nerves in her brain.

"Ahh

A deafening scream sounded, Li Kui's eyes widened, and he hurriedly covered his ears.

Hu Sanniang wants to cry without tears now, doesn't she just want to find someone to fight? Why did you meet Li Kui, the second goods, this is really your own death!

Li Kui put down his hand, smiled, continued to hit with his palm, and said: "Mother, why don't you fight, you can still bounce my hand, it's really enjoyable!" ”

Hu Sanniang finally collapsed, wow, cried out, and scolded while crying: "Grandma and you are incompatible, ah......!" ”

Deng Long saw that Hu Sanniang was at a loss, and Li Kui blatantly took advantage of him, so he hurriedly asked Wu Song to step forward to stop the farce, and he quickly dismounted and walked in the direction of the two.

Wu Song walked closer in three or two steps and shouted: "Okay, you Li Kui, you dare to flirt with a woman from a good family in broad daylight, and my brother won't be able to get around you later!" (To be continued.) )