Chapter 13: The Unspeakable (Read When You Are Not Fit to Eat)
"So you don't have a Daqin?"
Since he asked for help, Yu Zhou also told him calmly, of course, the situation on the mountain still has to be concealed, as for such a trivial matter as the book, it is nothing to have a friendship with the Qin people at the bottom. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wei Han glanced at Jing Xiao and muttered, "Why are you as stubborn as that dead man's face, how did you survive these two years?" Can you stand it without salt? ”
Yu Zhou smiled: "Of course I can't stand it, so I came to this beach to think about ideas, and by the way, I looked for my relatives, no, coincidentally, I met a few brothers when I first came." ”
Wei Han thought for a moment and asked, "How many of you are in total?" ”
"Two or three hundred!"
Yu Zhou didn't tell the truth, there were actually less than 100 people on the mountain, he was worried that this thing also had a bargain, it was better to reserve some buffer space, besides, in case Wei Han and his father were confused, a small pavilion chief still had to weigh it in the face of hundreds of people who couldn't figure out the details.
Sure enough, Wei Han frowned and secretly calculated to himself, and then said: "It will cost two thousand catties of salt that year, which is too much, if it is about one thousand catties, my father still has some methods." ”
"A thousand catties is a thousand catties, it's better than not having to eat, we can buy double the market price."
Yes, that's right, no matter whether Wei Han's promise is a cheat or not, it seems that Wei Hong is not a safe master, otherwise how dare his son agree to smuggle a thousand catties of salt.
The emperor of the mountain is far away, according to the laws of Qin, a pound of salt is enough to abandon the market, corroding the officialdom of Great Qin, and Yu Zhou, who got on the thief ship, is still very happy.
"Let's talk about it first, this year's Qin Emperor's eastern tour, so it can only be shipped out once, how much you use first, and wait for the spring of next year, let's take our time."
"That's fine, who's going to take care of the delivery?"
"Of course it's you, my father is not omnipotent, there is a salt and iron division in Zhaoshan Pavilion, it is too easy to be targeted, ugly words ahead, you are not responsible for the goods as soon as they are sold, even if your people are caught, they can't confess to my father."
Yu Zhou thought for a while, everyone on the mountain wants to talk about safety, that is, Chen Ying, so let him be in charge of this matter.
"Okay!"
Seeing that Yu Zhou agreed so happily, Wei Han was curious: "Haiyan County can produce 20 million catties of salt a year, and we all know that salt making is easy and salt is difficult to transport, how do you plan to act?" ”
No need to say hello, the little fat man consciously took out the talisman and handed it to Wei Han to see, Wei Han's eyes suddenly widened: "You dare to forge the talisman ?!" ”
Long He said disdainfully: "You still kill the Qin people like chopping melons and vegetables, why don't you dare?" A crime of selling salt and iron is enough to kill the head, right? It doesn't hurt to have more. ”
It's no wonder that Wei Han's father and son are timid, Fu Zhi looks simple as a small piece of wood to write a few words, first of all, there are not many people who can read and write, at least the two of them are just rough, and besides, each Fu Zhi has a certain secret mark, this thing can not be understood by anyone except Yu Zhou.
To put it bluntly, it's nothing, it's nothing more than a yin charm yin book, but if you want to study it thoroughly, you still have to read and write, and there are not many readers who choose a batch of perineum charms, then there are even fewer.
One of the most famous of them, but also to talk about Su Qin, Su Qin first lobbied the King of Qin more than a dozen times to no avail, his clothes were torn, and a hundred catties of gold were spent, so he could only return in vain, and no one was to see him when he returned home.
The laws of Daqin are indeed strict, but it has also created a system of recognizing orders and not recognizing people, as long as it is not intentionally killed, there is still a great possibility of passing the customs with Fu Zhi in hand.
"By the way, you live by the sea all year round, do you have any kelp? Or is it called sea cabbage? ”
Wei Han didn't know why, and waited for Yu Zhou to describe it for a long time before he said: "Why are you asking this, isn't that a kelp, that thing is poisonous, and it can't be fed to pigs." ”
Yu Zhou smiled: "That's what you won't do." ”
Wei Han is not bad, and continued to shake his head and persuade: "No, still no, I've seen many hungry red-eyed guys die after eating, if you are really short of food, my father and I can't think of some more ways." ”
Seeing that this guy was also righteous, Yu Zhou decided to ** dry goods and didn't hide it: "Have you ever seen that kind of person with a thick neck?" It is a disease that occurs because the body lacks some kind of nutrition, and kombu is the key to it! ”
"Nutrition?!"
"Yes, the human body is divided into health qi and blood, and what is called nutrition for those who support camp guards!"
In this way, it is easy to understand, Wei Han's eyes lit up and said: "You still know the art of disambiguation?" Great, my dad has been suffering from illness recently, no wonder I dare to say that I eat kelp, it turns out that you will be poisoned. ”
Long He patted his belly and said casually: "What's this, the ability of the child period is great, even the puffer fish and other poisonous things, I have tasted it, isn't it safe and sound!" ”
"Fugu?"
"Oh, that's what we call it, it's the mackerel, the air drum fish."
Wei Han's eyes can no longer be described by worship, as a native of Wu County, how can he not know about King Wu's desperate eating of puffer fish, in his opinion, all those who are still alive after eating are warriors, when he was young, he also tasted that delicious, but the child has poor restraint, and can't help but eat two more bites, if his father hadn't found out in time to save him with something unspeakable, this guy would have hung up a long time ago.
"Look at you like this, you are a glutton, can you resist not eating more?"
"Why bear with it, I can eat two puffer fish in one meal!"
was too shocked, and he didn't believe it at all, Wei Han pouted: "You just blow it, besides, can the air drum fish be the same as the kelp, if the taste of the kelp is as delicious as the air drum fish, I am willing to taste it, obviously pigs don't eat it......"
Long and anxious: "If I lie, I will not be able to eat for three days!" As for what kind of kelp, it was not handed over to the sub-period to do, as long as he did it, it was a dog arrow......"
"Stop, stop, you're disgusting, I don't have the ability to make dog arrows delicious."
There are very few scolding words in these years, and gambling and swearing are also some old routines, according to Long He's body shape, he dares to take three days without eating to make a cut, which is already very serious, but the more he says it, the more outrageous it becomes.
Wei Han pinched the horse's belly: "Okay! When I got to my house, I asked Ziji to make a meal of air drum fish for me to taste, and I haven't eaten it for a long time, since my father poured me with manure water......"
Yes, these two people had to continue on this disgusting topic, Yu Zhou blocked his ears and didn't want to listen anymore, Xiang Ji's face was not very good-looking, only Jing Xiao didn't hear it.
For this descent from the mountain, Yu Zhou is already very satisfied, the salt problem that he has been concerned about is easily solved, and it seems that they are also opening a gap in Huiji, as time goes by, this land with high mountains and far away emperors will only become more familiar.
"By the way, who are you looking for this time? I have some connections here, so I might be able to figure it out. ”
Xiang Ji's originally somewhat dim eyes rekindled hope: "Really? ”