Chapter 324 is not happy!

"Li Gongzi, I never thought that you had a wife at home, but I was envious, then my upper link is: the bull's head is happy to have the horns of the dragon's head"

"Haha" As soon as Lu Renjia's voice fell, the second prince laughed, but everyone present except for him, but no one could laugh, Liu Ji, who saw this, laughed embarrassedly, suddenly turned his head and looked at his subordinates behind him

"Why, don't you think it's funny?"

If the slave still doesn't understand what the master said, what does it mean, then this slave is really done, those people all laughed when they heard it, although they laughed reluctantly, but it also avoided the embarrassment of Liu Ji singing a one-man show. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

And Li Muran's indifferent expression just now changed slightly after hearing this, what do men hate to hear the most? It is the couplet that Lu Renjia said at this moment.

The good wife in the family that he has always mentioned in his mouth is Cheng Shuang'er, he loves everything about Shuang'er, although Shuang'er is from a humble background, but she is a real person who thinks about herself wholeheartedly.

Therefore, Shuang'er is the treasure in the palm of his hand, holding it for fear of falling, and holding it for fear of melting!

But Lu Renjia's uplink at this time is: The bull head is happy to have the horns of the dragon's head, and it is the cow that gives birth to the dragon, just ask this irony, who can bear it, anyway, who can bear it, who can bear it!

Brother Jiu! I can't bear it!

"Lu Gongzi's mouth is good, it's really a dog who can't spit out ivory in his mouth!"

Li Muran is no longer ready to compete with this Lu Renjia at this moment, such a person is to humiliate him fiercely and let him know that if he doesn't have that mouth, he won't do that job! (It's a little wicked again!) ）

"You ......" Lu Renjia listened to Li Muran's words, opened his mouth but didn't say anything, but said with a disdainful face, "Li Gongzi, please hurry up, if you can't answer, you will lose!" ”

Can't answer? Are you fucking stupid?

After Li Muran scolded secretly in his heart, he said loudly

"Passerby A, I've already come out of this link, haven't you noticed?"

Now he does not even have Lu Gongzi and Brother Lu, according to his words: There is too much face, and there is a long face, right!

Lu Renjia couldn't help but be stunned when he heard it, and then recalled what he had just said and hummed

"Don't lie to me, everyone present is a witness, when did I hear your next link!"

Seeing this, Li Muran glanced at him disdainfully and said

"How did a dog's mouth ever grow ivory? Am I showing this link to the dog? ”

Li Muran scolded Lu Renjia in the next link, this vernacular was followed by a sentence, and Lu Renjia was angry, and his face was red.

Grandma's sick? Take advantage of your illness to kill you!

Now Li Muran, who was provoked to anger, said directly to everyone in a loud voice

"This couplet pays attention to one-on-one answers, today Lu Renjia has a few couplets before and after, although I Li Jiu is a family member, but I also want to test Brother Lu Renjia! Don't know about prosthetic breasts...... Brother Lu dares! ”

Lu Renjia's strength had not yet eased up, but listening to Li Muran's provocation, he still nodded

"Please ask Mr. Li to come up with the question!"

Question? The question scared you to death, Li Muran raised his eyes and looked at the colorful arrangement around him, and said directly

"Today is the birthday banquet of Su Da, I will take the birthday banquet as the theme, and my uplink is:

Blessing such as the East China Sea, the sea is vast, the old man, the life expectancy, abundant food and clothing, the food is rare and delicious, the taste of the three Taiwan, Taiwan enjoys the glory and wealth, the distinguished guests should have come a long time ago, it is a courtesy, of course

I don't know if Lu Gongzi has a favorite downlink? ”

This couplet is very wonderful, not only in response to the current scene, but even more rare is that this couplet is all connected from end to end, that is, the last word and the current first word are all connected.

At the same time, this couplet is also a good couplet at the birthday banquet now, today is the old man Su Xun's birthday, and Jingzhou City is the land of fish and rice, and it is needless to say that there is no need to say that the last distinguished guest is to apply for the emperor's gold medal for avoiding death, and it is to send this Su Xun to the extreme.

After a moment of silence, inside the hall and outside the hall, all the people suddenly woke up, and then carefully read this couplet, and their eyes gave out a fine light, this couplet, wonderful!

Let's not talk about the meaning of this, that is, this first is connected, and it is not so easy to be right!

Lu Renjia frowned after hearing this, and the folding fan in his hand kept shaking, but no matter how much the folding fan shook, it couldn't stop the big beads of sweat from falling.

As the saying goes, hitting people doesn't slap them in the face, and exposing people doesn't expose their shortcomings.

Although this Lu Renjia did not expose the shortcomings, he slapped Li Muran in the face.

The dragon has reverse scales, and those who touch the reverse scales will die!

Li Muran is not a dragon, but he also has reverse scales, this Lu Renjia sarcastically who is not good, actually sarcastically Cheng Shuang'er, directly touched the bottom line in his heart, no, not just touched, but stepped on it directly, and the expression when stepping on it seemed to be reasonable, and it seemed so unhappy.

Now Li Muran is making him remember it for a long time, and those who step on people will always step on it.

Time passed slowly unconsciously, but Lu Renjia never answered the next link.

Li Muran looked at him, raised his sword eyebrows, and sneered

"Brother Lu, although the sun is full today, I can't stand your delay like this!"

As soon as his voice fell, everyone present also shouted, just now they were not less insulted by this Lu Renjia, now is a good time to take revenge

"You'd be quicker!"

"That is, grinding and chirping, like a woman!"

"I don't think it's a woman, I guess I missed the place of flowers and willows for too long last night, you look at the sweat stains on his forehead!"

“……”

Listening to the ridicule in his ears, Li Muran couldn't help laughing, he can connect the couplets with the land of fireworks and willow lanes, this benevolent brother is also a god!

Finally, Lu Renjia folded the fan and said with a reluctant face

"Brother Li, your skills are superior, Renjia has lost!"

If you lose, you are still full of reluctance, and you have the ability to answer.

"Agreed? I'm sorry, but I can't afford it! “

"You ......"

At this moment, he doesn't want to talk nonsense with this Lu Renjia, he will become a king and lose a king, he will not accept it, he will not accept you!

This Lu Renjia didn't seem to be far away from giving up so much, but asked

"Brother Li, although I am convinced, I want to ask you if you have a neat downlink?"

The neat lower link, this Lu Renjia is thoughtful enough, even if he loses, he is still playing tricks, if he can't answer the upper and lower links, then half of his lost face will be recovered, even if he answers it himself, he is just a complete loser.

Looking at the glint in his eyes, he raised his eyebrows

"Brother Lu really wants to hear the next link?"

"Sure enough!"

"Do you really want to hear the next link?"

"Seriously!"

"Be sure to listen to the next link"

"Definitely!"

"Okay, since Brother Lu has such a Yaxing, then I Buddha your face is a little unkind, this link is:

Blessing such as the East China Sea, the sea is vast, the old man, the life expectancy, abundant food and clothing, the food is rare and delicious, the taste of the three Taiwan, Taiwan enjoys the glory and wealth, the distinguished guests should have come a long time ago, it is a courtesy, of course

My next link is: Shoubi Nanshan, the mountain is not old, the old man, the human face and beast heart, the heart is not good, a good dog mongrel, eventually a death, death has no place to be buried, the ground has not been dug up, regret comes, regret is beyond reach.

When this couplet is Brother Lu's fiftieth birthday, I will definitely send it with my own hands, and I will definitely sing it all over Brother Lu's house at that time! ”

When Lu Renjia heard this, he only felt a tightness in his chest...... (To be continued.) )