Chapter 491: Bring the wild geese

Prince Charming became a monk on a white horse, while the mighty Governor of Shazhou rode a bull to the Son of Heaven. If everyone rides a bull, it won't be interesting, but now the key is that only Wang Ping'an rides a bull alone, among the soldiers who ride horses, it can be called a standout and eye-catching!

The cheers of the common people came and went, and finally saw Wang Ping'an again, he was much more majestic than before he left Beijing, and this faction simply compared the generals of the various guards!

The people are envious and have cheered up their children, to take Wang Ping'an as an example, to be a majestic person, to be a person who is both civil and military, to be a useful person to the Tang Dynasty, and to be a person who is more stylish than riding a bull!

Wang Ping'an ran to the middle of the square, raised his Mo knife high, and shouted: "Get on the horse and hit the crazy Hu, get off the horse and write the army script!" ”

Anyway, his power has been flattened, no matter how modest he is, no one will receive his affection, it is better to shout hard and attract attention, at least when there is something important, everyone can also think of him, that Wang Ping'an still has some ability, it is better to send him to this matter...... In this way, he will not be able to return to the court sooner!

The people clapped their hands and shouted: "Good, well said, the prince is mighty!" ”

Fang Xuanling, who was behind, sighed in his heart: "How did you run in front of me, I am the main master, why is this cow running so fast, faster than a horse!" ”

Xu Jingzong and Wang Wendu silently recited in their hearts again: "The cow loses its front hooves, the cow loses its front hooves!" ”

Even the kings and ministers of Chengtianmen heard Wang Ping'an's shout, and those who could be promoted to the title of duke at a young age thought in their hearts: "Look at him and give him the ground, I don't know what to do, there is so much snow on the ground, why won't this cow fall!" ”

Li Zhi clapped his hands and smiled: "Get on the horse to hit the crazy Hu, get off the horse and write the military script, this is the true portrayal of Wang Ping'an!" ”

He praised it a lot, and the ministers had no choice but to nod their heads, and they all said: "Isn't it, Wang Ping'an can be civil and martial, and he is really a young hero!" ”

Li Shimin laughed, turned back to the eldest grandson Wuji and said, "Why did he come back from a bull ride, doesn't he have a white horse?" ”

The eldest grandson Wuji shook his head with a smile and said, "Maybe he went to the grassland, and he found that it was still comfortable to ride a bull!" ”

Wang Ping'an rode the white ox and ran until he reached the Chengtian Gate, he jumped off the back of the ox, drove the white ox away, rushed to the top and bowed, and shouted: "The minister and the king return to Beijing safely to restore the decree, long live my emperor, long live long live!" ”

Fang Xuanling also followed from behind, jumped off the horse, knelt beside Wang Ping'an, and shouted long live in the same loud voice, as did the officials and guards behind him.

Li Shimin raised lightly with one hand and said, "Everyone Aiqing has worked hard, so please be polite!" ”

Wang Ping'an and the others thanked him in unison, stood up, and stood in line at Chengtianmen, they all knew that Chu Suiliang should come out again as usual, and read a lot of things that no one could understand, and he would not stop if he didn't freeze everyone to the core!

Sure enough, as the mouthpiece of the imperial court, Chu Suiliang took the lead, carrying a long piece of paper, rushed to the front of everyone, stood behind the battlements, cleared his throat, and began to read the article he wrote himself!

If you want to understand what he writes, you really have to be knowledgeable, and you almost can't do it at all. For Chu Suiliang, the definition of good learning is to write down words and phrases that others can understand, and then read them to everyone, so that everyone can listen to them like ducks listening to thunder, and turning things that were originally quite clear into confusion, that is good learning, and it is very profound and good learning!

Chu Suiliang's knowledge is absolutely profound, after reading the long article of thousands of words, Wang Ping'an was frozen to tremble, it was a cold day, he was wearing iron armor, even if there were more clothes in it, it was cold, especially the iron helmet on his head, which froze him enough!

It was easy to wait for Chu Suiliang to finish reading, and he said to Fang Xuanling: "The document for this reward is really long enough, but why didn't the lower officials hear our names?" ”

Fang Xuanling was stunned for a moment and said, "Reward documents? This is obviously the New Year's Day prayer for heaven, it is written to heaven, not to us, today is Chinese New Year's Eve, have you forgotten? ”

Wang Pingan sighed and said, "Today is Chinese New Year's Eve?" Ah, Xia Guan was so busy that he forgot about this. However, if we return to Beijing victoriously, why don't you praise us? ”

Fang Xuanling sighed, Chu Suiliang's article was difficult to understand, he naturally knew it, and there were some strange words in it, even he didn't understand it. He said: "Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, the old year will be removed, the emperor ascended to the gate of heaven, naturally I have to thank God first." No matter how much credit I make, will it be possible for me to be in front of the heavens? The following is ours! ”

Wang Ping'an's face turned green, and when he looked up, he saw that Chu Suiliang really put away the long piece of paper, and the waiter next to him held the tray and gave him another one. He almost fell headlong, and he had to read it again!

This time Chu Suiliang read it again, Wang Ping'an and the others had to kneel and listen, God was very kind, and when he was talking about things, he could stand and listen, but now when he talked about Wang Ping'an's own affairs, they had to kneel down and listen, because the emperor was not as merciful as God!

It was another tirade, Chu Suiliang finished reading this new page, Wang Ping'an understood, and sure enough, he was saying that the Tang Dynasty destroyed the Dayan Department to return to heaven, and captured the King of Dayan Khan, who specializes in bullying the kind people, how happy and cheering the kind people of Dayan are, and how the Tang generals who have done good things for the people of Dayan should be rewarded, how much!

Finally finished reading it again, Wang Ping'an stood up, his legs trembled, Fang Xuanling was even more unbearable, and he had to be supported by others to stand up.

In the cheers of the people, Wang Ping'an and others entered the Chengtian Gate, followed the emperor and ministers, and went to the Ganlu Palace.

On the main hall, the emperor gave a banquet, but this banquet was different from the past, the ministers did not talk loudly, nor did they sing and dance, but they were very solemn, everyone listened to the performance of the bell and the instrument, the monarch and the ministers answered according to the etiquette, the dishes on the table did not move much, and the wine was only drunk a few glasses, just a formality.

After the tedious ceremony, Li Shimin raised his glass and said, "Today's Chinese New Year's Eve, bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, is an extremely important day of the year, and at night all the monarchs have to keep the New Year, presumably they will be very tired, disperse early, go back to reunite with their families!" ”

As he spoke, he tasted the wine in his cup, and the ministers stood up, drank the wine, and shouted long live. Li Shimin got up and went back to the apse.

Shi Zhongchen shook off the dust and said in a sharp voice: "Tomorrow's New Year's Day, before dawn, the emperor will ascend to the gate of heaven to tell the sky, pray to the heavens, and invite all your lords to come." ”

It's a regular ritual, every year. The ministers agreed in unison, and they were about to disperse.

Wang Ping'an was about to leave, but when he saw Shi Zhongchen waving at him, he hurried over and said, "Uncle Shi, is there something wrong with you?" ”

Shi Zhongchen said loudly: "Come into the palace tonight and accompany the emperor and the prince to celebrate the New Year!" ”

Wang Ping'an choked, his mind was blank, and he stayed in the local area!

The ministers were all about to leave, but at this time, they all stopped, turned around, and looked at Wang Ping'an, they were all stunned, and their minds were also blank.

Even the eldest grandson Wuji was stunned, what's the matter, accompany the emperor and the prince to keep the New Year? I've had such honors before, but why did I change to Wang Ping'an this year?

Shi Zhongchen cleared his throat and said to himself: "Wang Ping'an, when will you take your family into Chang'an?" You are alone in Beijing, but it is really distressing! ”

As he spoke, he staggered and walked into the apse. But as soon as he was halfway there, he turned back and said without being shocked: "Don't come empty-handed, go and fight a pair of wild geese." Then he entered the apse.

The ministers exclaimed in unison, and the eldest grandson Wuji was no longer unhappy, it turned out that this was the case, then it was nothing, he stepped forward, patted Wang Ping'an's shoulder, and said: "It's too late for you to go hunting wild geese now, the old man has a ready-made one at home, go with the old man to get it." ”

Wang Ping'an looked at the eldest grandson Wuji blankly, and said, "Why do you want to bring a pair of wild geese?" The little nephew really doesn't understand! ”

The eldest grandson Wuji laughed and said, "Why do you want to bring wild geese, this word can't be picked out by the old man, you will know tonight!" He looked at Wang Ping'an very happily, and said: "On the night of New Year's Day, come to the old man's house, your family is not in Chang'an, and the old man is your elder!" ”

Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "Yes, the little nephew will definitely arrive on time...... You don't have to bring anything, do you? ”

The eldest grandson Wuji smiled: "Just bring your mouth." Let's go back to the house with the old man. He took Wang Ping'an's hand and left the Ganlu Hall in front of all the courtiers.

The ministers had different expressions and discussions, but they all praised in unison, Wang Ping'an is lucky!

Fang Xuanling touched his beard, slowly walked out of the hall, looked at the backs of Wang Ping'an and the eldest grandson Wuji, and thought: "Could it be that everyone will be relatives in the future?" Not necessarily, it's just that you can bring wild geese, not deerskins, whether you can make a relative is still between the two theories. ”

Wang Ping'an followed the eldest grandson Wuji out of the palace, he could no longer ride a bull, so he and the eldest grandson Wuji took the car together. The eldest grandson Wuji asked him to talk about the things outside the gate, laughing while listening, and seemed to be very happy, but from beginning to end, he didn't explain why he was so happy.

After a short time, she arrived at the home of the eldest grandson Wuji, and the eldest grandson's wife came out to accompany her in person, and heard that the emperor wanted Wang Ping'an to bring wild geese into the palace, she was even more overjoyed, and she was so happy that she clapped her hands, but she didn't explain why she was so happy.

The servants in the palace all looked at Wang Ping'an and grinned, and prepared two very beautiful geese for him, which were packed in cages with red ribbons on them.

The eldest grandson Wuji said: "No disease, you are tired all the way, and you can't sleep tonight, and you still can't sleep tomorrow, so take advantage of the current effort, go sleep for a while, raise your spirits, enter the palace when it is dark, and respond to the good life, don't lose your honor in front of the king." ”

Wang Ping'an hurriedly agreed, and Mrs. Changsun personally led him to the guest room to rest.

After entering the guest room, Mrs. Changsun said, "You can take a nap for a while, and when the time comes, the old man will order someone to call you." After you get up, you have to take a bath, trim your face, and change your clothes, so that you can enter the palace and accompany the emperor for the New Year. ”

Wang Ping'an said: "Do you still want to take a bath and repair your face?" But the little nephew didn't bring a change of clothes. ”

Mrs. Changsun waved her hand for the girls to step forward and take off her armor for Wang Ping'an, she smiled: "Naturally, you have to dress up neatly." You don't have to worry about clothes, some of the skillful tailors in my house are in time to make you new clothes. She took the clothes that Wang Ping'an had changed into her hand, took the girls out of the room, and left Wang Ping'an to rest in the room alone.

Wang Ping'an lay on the bed, he was really tired, his head hurt very much, but he was chaotic, he only lay down for a while and fell asleep, but he kept dreaming!

In the dream, a child ran over, with a red head rope on his head, wearing a red hood, and asked him to hug him with his little hands open, and called him Daddy! He was surprised when he had such a big child, but when he saw a bewitching beauty running behind the child, this beautiful woman ran to him, picked up the child, and then said to him: "Great King, that Tang Monk has been washed, put it in the steamer, and after a while, we can have Chinese New Year's Eve dinner!" ”

He was taken aback, how could he steam Tang Xuanzang, he didn't have the habit of eating people, and could it be that this beauty and child also liked to eat Tang monk meat?

As he was talking, he saw a big monkey running in the distance somersault, and the monkey shouted to him, "Oh, monster, hurry up and return my master!" ”

He was even more surprised at how he had become a monster, and when he looked down, he saw that he had white hair all over his body, and his two feet had turned into two huge hooves. He raised his hand and touched his face, only to find that his nose had become strangely large, and there was a ring on it! That's not all, if you touch your hand up, there are still two horns on the top of your head!

Could it be that this big monkey is Sun Wukong, and this bewitching beauty is the princess of the iron fan, and the child is a red child...... What did he become?

He was startled and screamed, but only mooed!

Extremely frightened, Wang Ping'an woke up and found that he was still in the prime minister's mansion, but he was already transparent and sweating profusely!

When there was a knock on the door outside, I heard Mrs. Changsun ask, "No disease, are you awake?" When the time comes, get up and shower and change your clothes! ”

Wang Ping'an sighed and said, "Aunt, please come in, the little nephew has already woken up." ”

Mrs. Changsun took the servants into the house, moved into the bathtub, and left two clever servants to wait for him to bathe and change into new underwear, which was a green color, which was very eye-catching.

At this time, the eldest grandson and his wife entered the house again, and asked someone to trim Wang Ping'an's face, comb his hair, and manicure his nails, and do the beauty of the Tang Dynasty.

Mrs. Changsun took out a big red brocade robe, the brocade robe was gilded with silver thread, which was extraordinarily gorgeous, and asked the maid to wait for Wang Ping'an to put on his clothes, and brought a gold crown, the gold crown was inlaid with a ruby the size of a pigeon's egg, and the belt was woven of gold wire, inlaid with pieces of jade, and the boots were also the color of red, with golden flowers on them.

After dressing up, Wang Ping'an looked in the mirror, and a handsome young man appeared in the bronze mirror, with gorgeous clothes to the extreme, but unfortunately, it was either red or golden, and then the rest was green!

Wang Ping'an grinned and said, "Auntie, red with green, isn't this a bit too ...... Piercing the eyes! ”

Mrs. Changsun smiled: "What you want is to pierce the eyes!" Look, how beautiful this is, my uncle went to see my father-in-law, and it would be a big faux pas if he didn't dress decently! ”

Wang Ping'an sighed and said, "What, what? Uncle? ”