Chapter 156: I can't touch my private parts (reward plus more)
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"I can't tell, maybe it's the man's restlessness......"
Hahaha! Suddenly there was a burst of laughter on the city wall......
"Laugh at the fart, quickly open the bow and release the arrows, and shoot this person and a pig to death!" Zhou Bi, who was extremely nervous, faintly felt a trace of uneasiness when this person and a pig appeared, and then saw that their speed was getting faster and faster and went straight to Hangu Pass, and he suddenly roared loudly. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Whoosh! Hearing Zhou Bi's dissatisfied roar, the soldiers at the head of the city hurriedly stopped laughing, and fired their bows and arrows below, but because the mood of the commotion had not yet calmed down, the arrows naturally lost their accuracy.
"Oops, take me with you!" The marshal saw that the soldiers at the head of the city began to fire their bows and arrows, and hurriedly pounced on the fast running Clear.
Huh! Seeing that the Marshal of Heavenly Pain rushed towards its back, he hurriedly changed direction and made Marshal Heavenly Pain pounce into the air, avoiding the fate of being ridden.
Poof, the marshal who was in the air didn't care about the pain, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he grabbed the retreat that was close in front of him.
Huh! Crystal cleared as she snorted as she sped up and ran towards the walls with arrows.
"Wow, this pig is so fierce!" The soldiers at the head of the city saw the pig that could still run fast with a person, and immediately couldn't help but shout again.
"Quick, shoot arrows! This pig will wait for your life when it comes up, and if you don't want to die, hurry up and open your bow and arrows! Zhou Bi, who knew some secrets, was terrified and urged the soldiers to open their bows and arrows, wanting to shoot this person and a pig to death under the city, or force him back.
He ran very fast, and before the second wave of arrows arrived, he rushed to the front of the city wall, and as soon as his limbs were forced, he jumped up and stepped on the city wall with a large living man.
"Wow, this pig won't die, will it?" When the soldiers of the city saw that the pig had rushed to the city wall without slowing down, they immediately curiously leaned on the battlement and looked down.
"Ah, the pig is not dead, and is standing on the wall, as if it was about to run up!" The soldiers on the city wall were stunned by this scene.
There was a soldier who jumped on the battlement and looked down, in a stunned state, he didn't keep his body for a while and fell off the city wall, and the person didn't react until mid-air, screaming miserably, while waving his limbs to return to the city wall......
The soldier, who was awakened by this miserable scream, hurriedly retracted his body and patted his chest in fear.
At this time, Zhou Yu was also dumbfounded, although he heard some things about Guan Yu's white horse Yicong and the three hundred bronze soldiers, but this was the first time he had seen such a bizarre scene, and he forgot to urge the soldiers to continue to fire their bows and arrows.
Bang, the marshal looked at the oncoming city wall and hurriedly flipped his body, hit the city wall with his back, and then kept hitting the city wall with the clear upward run, the marshal looked up depressedly, and just saw the pig's tail swinging up and down, and he only wanted to stay away from the city wall, so he grabbed the clear tail with one free hand.
Hum! Crystal instinctively clamped his tail up, and the hand of the marshal naturally touched the clear private parts.
Rise! An earth-shattering roar resounded through the sky, and he looked back with shame, shock, and anger full of murderous intent.
Oh no, I ran into a place that shouldn't be touched, and when the marshal caught a glimpse of the murderous intent, he was in a hurry, and shouted loudly: "Clear, rush up, it's all this damn city wall, and the people in this city deserve to die, if it weren't for these people, how would I ......"
Hum! Crystal clear snorted angrily, interrupting Marshal Tianpain's words, turned around and rushed towards the city wall with all his might.
Zhou Yu finally recovered from the shock and yelled: "Quick, stop that pig from rushing up!" ”
Bang, with his shout, the clarity fell heavily on the city as if it had fallen from the sky.
"Kill!" The weak-hearted Marshal let go of his hand the moment he stepped on the city, and very quickly summoned the missing sea fork and the half-broken mountain whip, divided left and right, and killed the enemy group with a shout. Marshal Tianzhi swept his eyes and found Zhou Bi, who was in charge of command, and rushed directly towards him, and swept his right hand into the sea, whether it was a knife or a soldier, he would be repulsed, or even knocked away; With a wave of the whip in his left hand, the stacked rolling wood and stones would fly up and smash at the soldiers who rushed over.
Crystal clear stared at the back of the marshal with great anger, and wanted to rush up immediately to avenge this humiliation, but at this moment, some of the frightened soldiers didn't know whether they reacted or not, and actually brandished knives and guns at it to kill.
Hum! It's all you damn guys, and I got ...... touched. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and for a moment the aura flickered, and the yellow part of his body emitted yellow light to envelop his body, and then fiercely crashed into the crowd.
Bang Bang Bang! The slashing spear stabbed on the layer of yellow light, as if it had landed on a hard rock, and it bounced back in an instant, and some unlucky guys were actually injured by the rebounding weapons.
Boom! The soldiers who were bumped into by the clear flew back in an instant, smashing the soldiers who rushed up behind them. Hmph, if you lean to the left, you will knock down a piece, and if you squeeze to the right, you will open an open space, and for a moment there will be chaos on the top of the city.
"Hurry, rush!" Lori Linglong saw that the city was in chaos, shouted, and rushed to the city gate first.
The three hundred foot soldiers behind him followed her closely without saying a word, in case of accidents.
Syllable! Linglong rushed to the city gate, and without saying a word, picked up the mace and smashed it on the city gate.
"Ah, it's sturdy!" Linglong muttered in her mouth, but without delay, her mace smashed on the city gate one after another.
The rest of the soldiers also raised their shields and began to pound the city gates, which rang incessantly.
"Clear, go down there and help Linglong open the city gates." The marshal looked at the clarity that was rampaging through the crowd, and shouted anxiously.
Hum! Crystal Clear let out two cries of warning, and rushed towards the city gate.
It's not good, these ordinary soldiers can't stop this person and a pig at all, if the city gate is opened, this Hangu Pass will be dangerous! Thinking of this, Zhou Yu immediately commanded at his own soldiers: "Go and beat the war drums and call General Yang back, quickly!" ”
Knock knock! The drums of war on the head of the city soon rang out!
"How could you be so quick to hold on?" Yang Ding frowned when he heard the sound of drums, but he didn't dare to delay, and immediately rushed to the Guan Lou with his soldiers.
Hmph, rushing into the hole of the city gate, humming loudly, rushing out of a road to the city gate, arching his nose and arching the thick door latch one by one.
Boom, Linglong heard the clear cry, and immediately picked up the mace to smash the city gate open, then looked at the clear and giggled, turned over and rode up......