Chapter 244: Throw Li Er onto the roof

The next day, Shi Lei finally got up from the bed, his mind was still not very clear, but fortunately, he made this bamboo leaf green wine at home, after fermentation again, the fire went very well, even if he drank the broken pieces, it would not be a headache. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

After carefully recalling what he did last night, Shi Lei still didn't know what he was doing at all. After drinking with His Majesty Li Er, what did I do? It's just that the pain all over his body keeps reminding him that something terrible must have happened last night.

Because of this soreness, Shi Lei is too familiar with it, it is not the gout caused by drinking too much alcohol, that is, the lactic acid released in the process of the body's hangover, which accumulates into the body, causing the kind of soreness similar to excessive exercise, but the pain left after fighting with people.

Because this is how he felt after being beaten by many of his guards when he was practicing against many of his guards, he was very sure that he must have experienced a battle last night, and it was a very tragic battle.

Rubbing his head, which was still a little fragmented, Shi Lei dragged his sore body, ready to go out to find someone to ask what happened last night. By the way, I will also settle the breakfast, which will start to thunder in my stomach.

I was only concerned about drinking last night, and I didn't have time to eat a few bites, otherwise I wouldn't have been so drunk.

I have been drinking dry and not eating vegetables, and I don't even have a chance to slow down, and I still pour so many bamboo leaves alive, about 50 degrees Celsius.

If this continues, Shi Lei has to wonder if he inadvertently chose the wrong direction of transformation and broke through his drinking ability.

When Shi Lei walked out of his room, he found that it was already three poles in the morning, and it was time to noon.

I drank so late last night, I must have lived in the Cheng family, but why didn't I even see anyone waiting around, my father-in-law's family wouldn't be so unkind to see him, right?

When Shi Lei walked out of the small courtyard, he could see a lot of servants in a hurry, carrying all kinds of pots and soups, running around constantly, looking very busy.

After seeing Shi Lei, there was surprise, admiration, pride, and fear in his eyes, and he talked a few words in a low voice, and quickly ran away.

Shi Lei heard "This is our uncle" "It doesn't look so strong, I didn't expect it to be so strong"

"It's amazing, I've drunk so much wine, and I'm waking up so early." "Go and call someone." And so on, and so on.

Shi Lei was even more confused, but it seemed that he must have done something amazing last night.

Soon, Cheng Chuyue took a few Kunlun slaves under Shi Lei, as well as the two brothers Xiong Daxiong, and walked over together, it seems that someone has reported to his daughter-in-law.

It's just that Cheng Chuyue looked at Shi Lei's eyes, there was joy and pride, and there was also a bit of schadenfreude, which made Shi Lei even more confused.

"What the hell happened last night?" Shi Lei couldn't help but ask. Cheng Chuyue was there covering her mouth and laughing.

Under Shi Lei's repeated questioning, Cheng Chuyue explained to Shi Lei with a smile.

And as a wife, after all, she felt sorry for her husband, although she teased him from time to time, she still led him to the small restaurant, rice porridge and eggs, and they had already been prepared, so that Shi Lei could chat while eating.

Hearing Cheng Chuyue's eloquent words, Shi Lei finally knew what he had done yesterday.

In general, it is very exposed, well, it is too exposed!

After they drank and drank yesterday, the uncles began the regular bragging session.

This one says, "I can stand on my fists, I can run horses on my arms, and I can play with a willow tree with a thick bowl mouth like a straw with one hand."

The one was shouting, "Back then, I was in the enemy formation, and I rode alone and killed seven in and seven out." Nagasaka Slope shouted in front of him, and scared the enemy's main general to death, and the remaining thieves were all scared away with a howl. ”

Shi Lei, who has reached the point where no one is satisfied except for the wall, naturally questioned it.

"When I fight with my arms, it's a few thousand catties of strength, and it's not that awesome."

The surrounding uncles were spoiled, and they must have to count him down.

"You insisted that you could carry the Ding, but those uncles naturally didn't believe it, so you said, 'When I bring you the two stone lions at the door, you won't have anything to say.'" ”

Cheng Chuyue said, still couldn't help but snicker, but looking at Shi Lei's eyes, it was definitely affectionate, and a little worshipful.

Shi Lei thought about it carefully, and when he was at the gate of Cheng's house, he did see two majestic lions, and he was envious at that time.

The big lion, how can a thousand pounds weigh it, one leg can be as thick as an ordinary person's head, and the carving is not simple, and the majesty of a lion is vividly expressed.

"And then?" Shi Lei secretly swallowed his saliva, always having a bad premonition.

"Then, of course, you ran to the door, and really brought back the two stone lions and threw them in front of many uncles.

My husband was so imposing at that time that not only did the brothers of the same generation applaud you, but also the uncles praised you.

It is said that you are the reincarnation of the overlord, the real No. 1 fierce general. Cheng Chuyue said with a smile.

"Oh, aren't those two stone lions still there?" Cheng Chu Yueyu raised his finger lightly and motioned for Shi Lei to look there.

Shi Lei turned his head to look at the venue where he was drinking yesterday, and sure enough, he saw two majestic lions, squatting there quietly, which made Shi Lei not embarrassed, and quickly rubbed his nose to cover it up.

"This thing is too heavy, and the generals in the family, who are usually known as having great strength, didn't move together.

Grandpa said that it would be better to wait for the stone kid to sober up and let him move back again.

Let everyone see what a powerful son-in-law I picked. Cheng Chuyue said proudly and shyly.

"How do I remember drinking with His Majesty?" Shi Lei hurriedly changed the topic.

"That's right, we often invite military generals and uncles at home, and sometimes after hearing about it, I will come over to drink with the elders, and catch up with the old times by the way.

There's no shelf at all today, and it looks gentle. As soon as you enter the door, you ask, hey, where did the two big lions in front of your house go? ”

Cheng Chuyue's smiling eyes have become crescent-shaped, and the two sweet dimples have been exposed, making Shi Lei salivate more and more for this warm little mouth.

"Grandpa said, don't you let this kid from the stone come here?"

Before Cheng Chuyue finished speaking, she became a "woo ......", and her mouth was sealed by Shi Lei.

"Today, I said that a true man who can carry the crown will definitely be able to expand the territory for my Datang in the future."

After finally parting the lips of the two, Cheng Chuyue glanced at Shi Lei with disgust, and continued with honor.

Then you ran up and said, Your Majesty, the boy adores you! Then he toasted three glasses with His Majesty. ”

Cheng Chuyue deliberately learned from Shi Lei's drunken state at that time, and said with a big tongue.

"Your Majesty also drank three glasses happily, and even praised this bamboo leaf green as a good wine."

"And what about later? Who am I fighting with? It had to be a group fight. Shi Lei rubbed his body, which was still a little sore, and asked suspiciously.

"Poof, you're not fighting with anyone, you're going up to persuade you! Well, I guess I'm going to pull the rack. ”

Cheng Chuyue was eating and laughing there again, which made Shi Lei even more confused.

"Good wife, don't laugh yet, tell me what's going on?" Shi Lei hurriedly helped him up, and Cheng Chuyue, who was about to straighten his waist with a smile.

"Okay, after the uncles drink too much, they like to end up fighting hard, trying their fists and kicks or something.

It often quickly develops into a big scuffle. Cheng Chuyue said this, a little palpitating.

"Fortunately, the slaves have been prepared for this, and the cutlery has long been removed." It seems that the family has experienced it not once or twice.

"Let's fight in groups, everyone is used to it, but at that time, there was a person who couldn't stand it anymore, so he wanted to go over and stop everyone."

Cheng Chuyue glanced at Shi Lei with a smile again, and Shi Lei felt that he seemed to understand something.

I saw a swift figure, no, a crooked figure, rushed into the field, resisted everyone's fists and kicks, and then threw both sides of the battle group out of the battle circle.

It's just that it seems that the strength used is a little greater, and many uncles are thrown on the roof, smashing many roofs, not to mention, and asking the servants of each family to climb the ladder and take them down one by one. ”

Cheng Chuyue's eyes stared at Shi Lei playfully, and he pointed to the servants who were busy repairing the roof.

Needless to say, there is no one else who does this except Shi Lei.

"Well, it looks like I must have done it, no wonder I feel like I've been beaten up by a lot of people." Shi Lei said a little weakly.

Look at what you're doing, it's equivalent to beating up all your uncles.

At least throw people on the roof, so that these older generation generals who have always regarded themselves as brave will have to put their faces on their faces, and they will not have to work hard to put on small shoes for themselves in the future.

I want to mix in the military generals, but if I can't avoid it, I will definitely become the hands of some people, which is the rhythm of self-isolation from the people.

"Well, you know it. I'm almost on the roof, if it weren't for Brother An Yuanshou next to him, and the two brothers Xiong Daxiong to help, the result is hard to say. Cheng Chuyue sighed loudly.

"Uh, those uncles are alright, right?" Shi Lei asked awkwardly.

You say this whole thing...... Will the future be bright, it's really not good, I'd better be honest as my rich man. Shi Lei couldn't help but rub his nose again.

"It's okay, one by one sitting on the roof, they all want the people below, throw the bamboo leaves up, and shout to admire the moon on the roof."

Cheng Chuyue said a little speechlessly, I really don't know how to evaluate the performance of these uncles.

"Then I'd better go and see how Grandpa and my uncles are doing, and apologize to them by the way." Shi Lei said depressedly.

"Okay, I'll take you there, they'll all be lying in their own little courtyards, and few of them sober up as quickly as you do.

By the way, don't forget to go back and move those two lions out again. Cheng Chuyue said lightly.

Hearing this last sentence, Shi Lei stumbled and tripped himself.

"Stone, you kid is really good! I think it's necessary to pull into my team and practice well! I'm optimistic about you! ”

When Shi Lei went to see those generals, they who were vomiting a moment ago and wanted to die or live, immediately pretended to be light-hearted, patted their shoulders with relief, and said earnestly to Shi Lei.

It's just that the resentment in those words, and the vicious force when he slapped Shi Lei on his hand, all show that these uncles are definitely not as kind as they appear.

wants to clean up Shi Lei's meaning, that is very clear, Shi Lei is about to cry. (To be continued.) )