Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Big Worm That Bites
The second fiercely chattered and chattered for a long time, and it took two days to recover from the embarrassment. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Without waiting for Fang to retreat, the woman named Sanniang bit hard, and there were a row of tooth marks on her lips, oozing blood.
Fang Xuan covered his mouth and cried out in pain: "Stinky woman! Alas...... Not...... It's so ruthless! ”
Sanniang licked the blood on her lips and turned around and spat on the ground. But he didn't want to affect the wound, so he frowned in pain.
Fang Luo didn't know what his lips had become, and motioned for Ermeng to take a look.
"Big brother, your mouth is swollen into a courgette, and there is a wound on your lower mouth." Ermeng shook his head and said, he was puzzled again, "How can mouth-to-mouth hurt?" It's scary! ”
After hearing this, Fang Luo quickly covered it, and said with a sad face: "I'm afraid it's difficult to have a hundred days!" "I almost cried.
The third mother couldn't help laughing, causing Fang Luo and Er Meng to look at her together. She hurriedly regained her indifferent expression.
Fang Luo nodded helplessly with his finger, stopped in the air for a few moments and then put it down, sighed and said to Er Meng: "Er Meng, you go out first, I want to talk to her about life." ”
Er looked at the two of them, and said as he walked outside: "Big brother, be careful, that mother-in-law will bite!" ”
Fang Luo waved his hand to let him go out quickly, his mouth hurt so badly that he didn't want to speak, but he still had to ask this woman some questions.
Regardless of Sanniang's cold gaze, he sat on a low stool.
"Ah...... Hiss...... Little lady, answer me a few questions. His lower lip hurt so badly that he had to half open his mouth.
Regardless of whether she answered or not, she asked directly: "Lady, how long have you not brushed your teeth?" ”
Sanniangxiu's eyes were round, she didn't want to ignore him, but when she heard Fang Luo's words, she said angrily: "I carry a toothbrush with me, you haven't brushed your teeth before, and your mouth is full of smell!" As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong and immediately shut his mouth.
The Song Dynasty has already popularized toothbrushing, the tool for brushing teeth is called "brushing teeth", planting horsetail on the bamboo handle, and the toothpaste is spices and medicinal materials, ordinary people can't afford to use spices, so they use green salt and medicinal materials to make dry powder toothpaste, or boil wicker with water to make a paste, and ginger juice to make a cheaper toothpaste. Since the Song Dynasty, toothbrush technology has been gradually abandoned, which also symbolizes the decline of civilization.
Fang Luo laughed, this little lady was really fooled, her mouth pulled the wound, and he bared his teeth in pain.
"What do you call a lady? I hope to give you advice. He opened his mouth cautiously, speaking slowly.
Sanniang ignored him and turned her back to him.
Although Fang Luo knew that she was called Sanniang, in the Great Song Dynasty, there were countless women who called her this title, the third in the people's family could be called Sanniang, and the third daughter of Emperor Zhao Ji could also be called Sanniang, in short, this title was very common.
"I'm your life-saver, and that's how I treat my benefactor?" Fang Yao snorted, "It's not a hero of the green forest!" No righteousness! ”
Sanniang quickly turned around and glanced at him angrily: "Thank you for saving your life, the little girl can't repay it, he will repay this kindness one day!" With that, he arched his hand.
Fang Luo grinned and gave it back, and there was a routine to deal with this girl, that is, the "radical method".
But he didn't want to ask any more, he didn't ask for a long time, and he was so reluctant to appreciate it, just that, his lips hurt badly, and he was about to get up and walk out, Sanniang spoke: "You ......"
"Huh?" Fang Xuan's half-raised ass fell, and his eyes and eyebrows arched with questions.
Sanniang's eyes swept his face a few times, and continued: "When I was unconscious, I heard someone say that there is a wonderful place like a fairyland, and I vaguely remember a little, a car that breathes fire, a thing that can fly, no manpower and animal power, and it can travel thousands of miles day and night. He also said that there was no need to worry about food and clothing, everyone was rich, and there were few displaced people. He also said that he could go to heaven and go to the heavenly palace, but he didn't know if there was a Guanghan Palace on the moon, but there was a moon god Chang'e? ……”
It turned out that she had heard those words. Fang Luo didn't know how to answer for a while. I can't tell her that I'm from a thousand years later, but in fact, the earth is about to become a tattered.
Ermeng moved into the house again at this time, presumably not worrying about the third mother, and preemptively said: "Lady, you are talking in a dream!" My eldest brother knows everything, if there was such a good place, he would have taken us to the past a long time ago! ”
"Oh?" Sanniang was quite disappointed, she had guessed that it was Fang Luo who said it, she thought that there was a paradise fairyland, but when she saw that this strong man denied it, her heart fell for a while.
Fang Luo coughed and said slowly: "Naturally, there is such a place!" But wait a thousand years! ”
Sanniang frowned and snorted. I thought to myself, a thousand years? Nonsense! By then they will all be turned to ashes, and what use will they be!
Ermeng laughed and said: "Big brother, don't laugh, I can be reincarnated dozens of times in a thousand years, but I'm afraid that I don't know what happened at that time." ”
"I'm not teasing you. Of course, none of us can wait for that day, but this is the trend of the times. Maybe I guessed that the lady wanted to take the group of homeless people to find a place to live here. Just to eat and clothe and escape from the exploitation and oppression of corrupt officials. There is such a place in this world, thousands of miles away, to cross the ocean. There is a new continent with a vast land and a suitable climate. There are several high-yielding crops on the southern continent, one of which can yield several thousand catties per mu. I'm afraid that it is difficult for my Great Song Sea Ship to reach such a far place now! Fang Qi said to them lightly.
Er Meng couldn't help but be taken aback even if he knew that he had become unbelievable since the accident. I thought to myself, the eldest brother actually knows things thousands of miles away!
Sanniang was also surprised, if it wasn't for his nonsense, he could really understand the world. Her eyes widened to see if he was a human or a ghost.
Sanniang sighed and said, "You're right, it's for the people outside the city. In order to evade the summer tax, we had to live here, and the government regarded us as thieves. ”
Fang Luo rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, what about the deceitful ghost? How can you men have the skill of a farmer? I'm afraid that I am coercing the displaced people to rebel!
This chick is not honest! Fang lingered in his heart and labeled her again.
"Lady, dare to ask who rescued today?" Fang Luo stared straight into her eyes, the corners of his mouth were raised, the expression was quite obscene, if he wasn't honest, he would have to look down!
Sanniang's face turned cold again: "It's better that you don't want to know!" ”
Fang Luo shook his head and said, "Now that I have saved you, I can't get out of it." As your benefactor, you naturally want to help to the end! You can see that I still have relatives and brothers on my side, and if one is not careful, they will be tired and killed. ”
Sanniang's face showed a tired look: "Hugh wants to make noise again, it's not good for you!" I'm sleepy, go out! Then he turned and put the cloth over his head and fell asleep.
Fang Yao nodded at her helplessly, shook his head and went out the door.
There was no band-aid in this era, and he had no choice but to apply medicine to the wound on his lips.
instructed Nuan'er to hide Sanniang's black clothes, so that the officers and soldiers would not find out, and it would be troublesome.
The street had been silent for a while, and the guy who ran the hall opened the door of the shop, looked out, and saw that there were many people on the street to inquire about the situation. Groups of officers and soldiers ran by from time to time, and acquaintances told them that the thieves had fled and died, and now the whole city was catching fish that had slipped through the net.
"Straight lady thief, I just want to take the opportunity to blackmail! How many thieves are worth sweeping the city? The guy muttered and looked towards Fang Luo, who was going downstairs, "The mouth of the big official, this is ......"
Fang Luo walked downstairs before saying, "I was bitten by a big bug!" ”
The guy pouted: "Don't bully the big officials, where is the big worm in the city?" If you are bitten by a big insect, wouldn't that big mouth swallow anyone, how could there be only such a little injury! ”
Fang Luo laughed, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Haven't you heard that a woman is a tiger!" ”
The guy realized, and the two of them laughed at the same time.
A soldier passing by was startled, turned and walked towards the store, and shouted from afar: "O man, laughing bird!" Hurry up and let the uncle see if it's a thief! ”