"It's all to blame for Wu Tuo's brute, Lao Tzu has to give him a look, it's not good for his mother today!" Wu Xianxian walked into the dormitory with a blue face, anger boiling in his chest. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He used to be in the streets, and compared with other simple soldiers in the army, he can be said to be well-informed, and naturally knew what would happen if he was a deserter, and he would lose his head.

He had already thought about it yesterday, and waited until he was on vacation today, and left the barracks early in the morning to wander around the city. Then find a hidden place to stay for a while, and never come back. Of course, weapons are not allowed. The Sizhou battalion was very poor, and regarded the equipment and armor as if they were treasures. At the end of the training every day, everyone has to take a linen cloth to wipe it so that it can show the figure, and it has to be oiled. Over the course of a month, the paint on the armor was wiped off. If he found that he had escaped with a weapon, Master Yue would not look for someone as if he was crazy.

When it falls into his hands, it is that he can't survive, he can't die.

Of course, it's a loss to just go like this, and if you don't go along with something, you will have to starve to death even if you escape from the barracks!

So, he went to the house to help and see if he could get some dry food. The cooks in the room are fellow countrymen with him, and everyone gets along well. After a night's work, I was half tired to death, and finally got two cakes.

Early this morning, I hid myself and prepared to go out. But I didn't want to, and the troops canceled their vacations.

After a tiring day on the training ground, I didn't say anything, and I also received military justice.

And it came to pass that this afternoon, when the camp was training, it was snowing because of the sky. The south is hot, and the snow melts as soon as it falls to the ground, and it is so rotten that it is so rotten that everyone will inevitably bring up pieces of wet mud when they walk and exercise. After an hour, everyone became mud bodhisattvas.

It was also his own bad luck, as soon as Wu Tuo, who was in front of him, exerted force, his heel brought up a piece of muddy water and hit him in the face.

Suddenly unable to see in front of him, Wu Xianxian subconsciously stopped, stretched out his hand and wiped his eyes.

By the time he could see things again, there was already chaos around him, and the soldiers were crowded with each other, and they were no longer in formation.

It turns out that this exercise, or war, requires a formation. There is no formation in the war, that is, stragglers, purely to send to death.

And all the tactics in the army need to be completed by formation.

Because in a general battle of tens of thousands of people, there is basically no means of communication. Even if there were gongs and drums, the sound could not be transmitted far, and the flags and flags could not be seen in the fierce battle.

In many cases, herald communications are required. But it is also possible for heralds to be killed or wounded by the enemy.

At this point, the problem arises. It's just an officer, what should you do with an ordinary soldier?

This point is also simple when I was training: "Remember who is around you, stay with them at all times, and act at the same time." ”

In other words, you have to remember the comrades around you who are cooperating with you, and know whether you should stand in a horizontal line or a diagonal line with others. Then, all you have to do is listen to the orders of the head of the capital where you are located. As for the capital, they are under command.

According to the officer's words, you only need to remember your position in the military formation, and stand with everyone, even if there are only ten people, even if the enemy comes a hundred, they will not be able to disperse you.

If there is no organization, even if there are 100 people, they may not be able to withstand the attack of 10 people.

Wu Xianxian scoffed at this statement, just by walking in the queue and changing the formation, he could go to the battlefield to kill the enemy, is it possible?

Not only him, but I'm afraid that many of the leaders in the army also think so, right?

However, since the above said so, let's just do it. Otherwise, you'll have a hard time.

Finding that the military array was in chaos because of himself, Wu Xianxian subconsciously broke out in a cold sweat, and then remembered Yue Yun's military law: "It's miserable!" ”

Sure enough, Yue Yun ran over angrily and shouted: "What's the matter, a group of fools, you don't have to lose my back to the army, lose my Yue Yun's face." ”

After that, he ordered Wu Xianxian to take off his pants and lie on the ground, and he lifted the thorn strip and whipped him fiercely on his ass, which made him tremble in pain.

It's nothing to be beaten, anyway, the flesh on the buttocks is thick, and there is no broken skin, only a few whip marks, and it will be fine in a few days.

However, it is unbearable to be pulled out of your pants in front of so many people and laughed at for a long time.

Wu Xianxian was born as a street gangster, literate, and was highly valued by the higher authorities as soon as he entered the army, and was also appointed as a detention officer. He has the habit of rivers and lakes and can speak well. As soon as he spoke, he could be adored by the honest and simple sergeants in the army. Now that you have lost face, how will you see people in the future?

During dinner, Wu Xianxian felt that he had no face, so he hid aside and waited until it was dark to return to the bedroom.

"It's all Wu Tuo's turtle grandson, he must have done it on purpose. Today, Lao Tzu has to pack up this rammer well, so that he can know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has. ”

When I entered the dormitory, the rest of the team had washed their feet and shrunk into the bed to talk.

I don't know what funny thing I'm talking about, and I let out a low chuckle at the same time.

Wu Xianxian thought he was talking about himself, and he was ashamed, so he suddenly became angry, took off his shoes, and took off the linen towel that Wu Tuo used to wipe his face and wiped his feet.

Wu Tuo couldn't help but say: "Wu Zhiguan, this is my face cloth, you can't do this." ”

Wu Xianxian: "What, what's wrong with Lao Tzu using your face cloth?" ”

Wu Tuo: "Detention officer, there are rules in the army, this cloth for washing and washing must be separated, if you call the head to know, you will be punished." ”

Yes, not to mention the rules in this army, some of the regulations are really a bit inexplicable and unacceptable. For example, how to fold the quilt, how to put the shoes neatly, two people should stand side by side when walking, and three people should line up in a vertical pair. The so-called two-person trip, three-person example. If you are caught by a military judge, sorry, two hundred push-ups are ready. In the past month, Wu Xianxian was tortured to the point of madness, and then he became deeply numb.

Hearing Wu Tuo say this, Wu Xianxian threw a sackcloth over, fell directly into Wu Tuo's face, and shouted and scolded: "Wu Niangzi, Lao Tzu fucks your mother." Straight lady thief, you keep talking about military law, it seems that this afternoon's incident must have been deliberate. Lao Tzu was taken off his pants in front of thousands of people, and we are not done with this. ”

This Wu Xianxian was in a bad mood, and he didn't take Wutuo for recreation on weekdays.

Wutuo people are honest, and they have never encountered a provocation from Wu Constitution, and they have all suffered from it. But at this time, he suddenly jumped up, clenched his fists and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Wu ...... Constitution, you scold me, it doesn't matter if you fix me, but you can't say my mother, you, you, you, you ...... today Today......"

Wu Xianxian: "How am I today?" ”

Wu Tuo: "You must apologize. ”

Wu Xianxian sneered: "What can you do if Lao Tzu fucks your mother, hehe, that's right." But I forgot that you were recruited into the Sizhou camp by General Wang when you were in Pukou. I heard that your mother was born quite well. Thinking about it, it has now fallen into the hands of the Jurchens, and it is ridden by thousands of people, even if Lao Tzu is allowed to do it verbally, it doesn't matter. ”

"Wu Xianxian, I am your ancestor!" Wu Tuo finally broke out, his eyes were red, and he pushed it out with a slap.

He is tall and powerful, and this slap was pushed out, Wu Xianxian couldn't stand it, and pushed several steps in a row to stand still.

At that moment, he yelled: "It's against you!" He jumped up and clenched his fists and hit Wu Tuo on the head.

After all, it was Ji Weiyou, Wu Tuo pushed a slap in excitement, but now he was afraid, and he squatted down, letting Wu Xianxian's fist rain down on him.

"Giggles, it's really a little lady, soft egg, you dare to do it, why don't you dare to fight back. Fight back, get up, are you still a man, fight back! Wu Xianxian punched a few times, but he still didn't get rid of his hatred. This surnamed Wu's body is really strong, and after being angry, his hands and feet are faintly painful.

He casually picked up a wooden basin and was about to smash it on Wu Tuo's head.

At this time, suddenly, a sergeant jumped up and hugged Wu Xianxian: "Okay, after a day of training, are you tired?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, let's sleep, what's the fuss!" A few more sergeants jumped up and grabbed Wu Xianxian's limbs: "Don't fight, don't fight!" ”

In the shouting, they couldn't stop giving Wu Tuo a look, indicating that Wu Xianxian had been restrained by everyone, and if they wanted to take revenge, they could do it now.

"Let go, I'll let go of me, straight to your mother, what are you doing here?" Wu Xianxian was born in a bad skin, and he has a lot of experience in fighting with people. Xueliang in my heart, how can I not understand that they are pulling the shelf. Annoyed at the same time, he felt nervous, and said in his heart: It's miserable, these birdmen have turned their faces with me since the last time they were on vacation, and today they must take this opportunity to clean up Lao Tzu. Damn, I hunt geese all day long, but now I am blinded by geese peck.

He felt cold in his heart and was afraid, but he saw that Wu Tuo did not pounce, but shrank against the wall, and kept wiping his tears with his hands.

Wu Xianxian laughed: "Don't be busy in vain, hehe, a few of you have the heart to help, but the main master doesn't have the guts." When I met a little lady who was cowardly, I really saw the wrong person. If you want to do it with Lao Tzu, just come straight to it, how high you put it, how high you eat. ”

Seeing that Wu Tuo didn't dare to make a move, everyone was dumbfounded.

Since that day of vacation, everyone has not liked Wu Xianxian, but they sympathize with Wu Tuo and have the heart to rectify it, and today is just an opportunity. But Wu Tuo was like this, so it was embarrassing.

After a long time, everyone let go of Wu Xianxian, and said: "Everyone is a robe that scoops up food with a horse spoon, and there is no deep hatred, as for it?" ”

Wu Xianxian had already torn his face with everyone today, and sneered hideously: "Okay, good, sure enough, they are all Brother Paoze, let's see later." ”

After speaking, he spit a mouthful of spit on Wu Tuo: "Fight with Lao Tzu, you are still tender!" ”

"Woo, woo!" The horn sounded.

Yue Yun ran in with two guards with sonorous steps, one by one, and shouted: "Urgently assemble, urgently assemble!" ”

"Ahh The crowd that was making a mess, including Wu Tuo, who was crying in a low voice, jumped up subconsciously like an electric shock, quickly put on his clothes, and then picked up his weapon and rushed out of the house.

There was no place to live, and the drums sounded earth-shatteringly.

The sound is like knocking on people's hearts.