Chapter 87: Flying Springs and Watching Water
Xue Lang is also a man, so he naturally understands his unfulfilled intentions, and "snapped" a slap on the shoulder of Lao Xiong, and laughed: "What will Xiong Lang say?" Can it be louder? ”
Xiong Lang will snort haha, that is the person of Her Royal Highness the Princess, and he secretly teased Xue Lang that he dared, really let him let go of his voice and said, he didn't dare to give ten dares.
Lao Xiong smiled and grabbed Xue Lang: "I said Youyang, what delicious food did you cook last night?" Don't forget to share some with me later, so as to live up to your friendship with me. ”
Xue Lang was noncommittal, and only asked with a wicked smile: "But you couldn't sleep last night?" ”
The old bear smiled: "If you sleep, you will fall asleep, but I have a dream of wine and food all night, drinking wine in a big bowl, and eating meat in large pieces, which is not too fast." ”
"Isn't that a sweet dream? How nice! ”
"Beauty is beautiful, but when I woke up in the morning, I was shocked to find that a piece of the horn was missing, which scared me to death, no wonder I dreamed of eating meat last night, and I always felt that I couldn't chew a piece of meat! I don't know if I swallowed the horns, so I was so frightened that the soldiers rummaged around, but it turned out to be caught in the palm of a certain person, and there was a false alarm. ”
Xue Lang couldn't stop laughing, Lao Xiong's dream was that he dreamed of eating noodles all night, but he woke up and found that the belt of his pajama pants was missing, and after rummaging for two days, his face became whiter and whiter, and when he decided to go to the doctor, he suddenly found it in the washing machine. It's all the same nonsense, the same funny.
"Master Xue, General Xiong, the two of them laughed so happily, why? Why don't you share one or two with you? ”
The two were talking and laughing, probably because the laughter was too loud, which attracted the attention of Lady Liu, and asked curiously. With Lady Liu, there is a teenage boy, whose eyebrows and eyes are almost exactly the same as Lady Liu, very handsome.
Xue Lang smiled: "We are talking about the dream that Xiong Lang will have last night, the process is very frightening, but the ending is very gratifying." ”
As soon as he said this, even Her Royal Highness the princess showed an interested look, Dong Sima and Ma Sanbao directly coaxed and forced Xiong Lang to talk about it, and Xiong Lang had no choice but to describe the dream again with humorous words.
Han Changshi said: "What kind of food is made in Lord Xue's courtyard, Xiong Lang is also coveting it in his dreams, and I want to taste it too." ”
Dong Sima smiled: "Not only does Han Changshi want to try it, but he also thinks about it!" ”
Xue Lang said: "It's not a strange thing, it's just some pork, if you don't dislike it, please try it." ”
"What you don't like, it's meat."
This is Dong Sima, Xue Lang has a sense of confidant with his words. Princess Pingyang had a faint smile on her face and said, "I have to refuse to stay in Youyang, I just want to go back to the courtyard to eat, it must be a delicious food, I also want to taste it." ”
Her Royal Highness the princess still remembers!
Xue Lang smiled bitterly and asked Changjian to bring up the prepared meat, and divided it one by one with the plate brought by the handyman. The latest and fastest update is fortunately not many people, one person and a small plate, and the portion will be enough.
After dividing the meat, the handymen brought up some snacks and other snacks, and a pot of wine was placed on one table, but on Xue Lang's table, a whole jar was placed. Everyone else uses a pot to fill wine, but Xue Lang is the whole altar-
Xue Lang couldn't help but look at Her Royal Highness the princess with black lines on his head.
Facing Xue Lang's black line expression, Her Royal Highness the princess kindly explained: "Knowing the amount of Youyang, I specially asked someone to prepare a jar of wine for Youyang, come here to play today, be sure to have fun, if Youyang wine is not enough, you can ask someone to bring it with you, I have someone to prepare enough wine." ”
Xue Lang simply suspected that Her Royal Highness the Princess was avenging a drunken one-shot shot!
I didn't get you drunk!
I didn't get you drunk!
I didn't get you drunk!
Xue Lang wanted to shout this in the ear of Her Royal Highness the princess three times, but he could only give up for the sake of his life. He had to smile like a toothache on his face, and thanked His Royal Highness the princess with a grateful face: "Thank you Your Highness for your compassion, although the wine is charming, but the scenery is even more charming, today's subordinates are mainly to enjoy the beautiful scenery, and the wine will be tasted another day, the beautiful scenery is rare, and I don't want to miss the pleasant scenery because of drunkenness." ”
Her Royal Highness the Princess nodded with a smile, Xue Lang always felt that there was a kind of "count you as a kid" in that smile, but he didn't dare to go to Her Royal Highness the Princess for verification, it was even more wronged than Dou E. Her Royal Highness the Princess, this is called anger, right?
While talking and laughing, while drinking and eating and enjoying the scenery. They don't have the rumbling sound of the waterfalls, nor the dampness that never seems to dry out.
Probably because the scenery is too charming, Liu Nuguan also made a poem to commemorate this scene at this moment, it is a Yuefu poem, the rhythm of poetry, quatrains have just emerged at this time, or fashionable things, not many people are good at it.
The pinnacle of poetry and quatrains was in the Tang Dynasty, and it was only the beginning of the Tang Dynasty. It would be nice if Li Taibai could be born here, everyone is a frequent drinker, maybe he can become a good friend because of this.
This YY is also boundless!
Female official Liu made a poem, and the male official was not to be outdone, Han Jin, who was good at pun writing, immediately splashed ink and wrote a gorgeous prose on the spot.
Xue Lang crossed the youth ...... Well, he didn't take this opportunity to memorize ancient poems and pretend to be forced, as a person who can't even read classical Chinese, people believe that he can compose poems...... Don't be funny, it's not funny! As a result, Xue Lang could only watch others pretending to be forced, and then drank and applauded silently.
The poem has also been written, the article has been written, and the next thing is to enjoy the food and beautiful scenery. Taking advantage of the wine, everyone made a wine order, and Princess Pingyang was very interested and joined in.
It's Xue Lang's turn—
Xue Lang consciously picked up the wine glass, grunted, and drank the wine in the dry glass, and then the wine glass was turned upside down without dropping. In short, it means that there will be no alcohol order, and it is always okay to drink, right?
Everyone was speechless, played two rounds, simply skipped Xue Lang, and didn't take him to play.
No one took Xue Lang to play with him, and Xue Lang was also happy, picked up a large piece of dry bark from the side, called a fritter, and threw the dry bark into the water-
The fritters jumped out with a bang, jumped directly into the water, paddled their limbs, and the dog slashed and swam over, biting the bark and pulling it back, regardless of the water on his body, and sending the bark back to Xue Lang's hands.
This is a favorite game of churros! Churro likes to swim and wants to swim when he sees water. Steamed bread is the opposite of it, the type that doesn't go into the water even if you are killed, every time you take a bath, your natural sad face will become more bitter, making people feel that taking a bath in steamed bread is really the most painful thing in the world.
It's a rare day to relax after a long period of intense work. Xue Lang feels that he has begun to adapt to this era of no electric lights, no computers, and no mobile phones. Gradually, he began to get used to the sunrise and sunset schedule, and began to get used to the days when there was no family and only dogs.
Xue Lang has almost no gods and no friends in Datang, and some are just colleagues who get along as colleagues, not close, and maintain a moderate distance. Xue Lang doesn't feel lonely, nor does he feel the need for someone to accompany him, although he still thinks of Xue Qing and occasionally thinks about his girlfriend, but such days and distances are just right. Such a distance makes people feel safe, and that is enough.