Zi said: There are friends from afar, and they are happy!

Friends reunite after a long absence, and the joy is naturally not to be detailed, not to mention the hair that grew up together in open crotch pants since childhood. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, there are no absolutes, such as the current Cao De and Yuan Shao.

Although it is said that the two of them are already powerful in their hands, and they are still on opposite positions. But we hadn't seen each other for years, and in a few days, it wasn't clear who would live or die. When we meet again, shouldn't we cheer for homely things and talk about what is in my heart?

However, these two people are good, and they squeezed together as soon as they met. Tongues and swords, saliva flying, so lively!

"By the way, are you ugly?" Cao De asked, pointing to the man he had praised earlier.

"It's exactly under it!" Wen Chou had already reacted, just now Cao De used himself to squeeze his own father-in-law. Therefore, Wen Chou replied angrily.

However, Wen Chou immediately regretted it, this Cao De really can't be dealt with, the routine is too deep!

"I said Wen Chou, I see that you are so sturdy, if Yuan Shao, this kid, bites me later, you can wait to stop your father-in-law!"

"Lord, you used the wrong word. How can Prime Minister Yuan bite people, only animals can bite! Huang Zhong said seriously.

"Uh......, ......hiccup, haha...... "Cao De couldn't help it, holding his stomach and laughing on the horse.

Huang Zhong, you are so talented!

And at this time, Zhang Fei picked it up again, "Don't be afraid, even if a beast comes to bite the lord, the last general will break his teeth!" ”

"It's like an old woman who has lost her teeth! Wow haha......! "Cao De, this guy is really bad!

"Cao Anbang, don't take advantage of your tongue! Now, the war between you and me is imminent, you won't make a special trip to ridicule me Yuan! Yuan Shao said to Cao De with an expression that I am not angry with you.

"No, no, no, of course not! It's just that I can't help it for a while! Brother Benchu, just kidding, you are the fourth world and the third duke, you won't even have this little belly! Cao De's words seemed to be apologizing, but Cao De's tone and expression did not show any need to apologize at all.

"You!" Yuan Shao angrily pointed at Cao De's nose, and suddenly saw the war horse under Cao De's crotch, so Yuan Shao finally found the counterattack point.

"Cao Anbang is Cao Anbang! Why are you so poor that you don't even have a carriage? The dignified left hussar general of the Han Dynasty actually rode around on horseback, wouldn't this lose the face of my big man! ”

"Oh, you said the carriage! I heard the old man say that the carriage is easy to get hemorrhoids if you sit for a long time! Alas, does the first brother know what hemorrhoids are? Hemorrhoids are sores on the inside of the door! It's itchy, it's painful! After Cao De finished speaking, he took a closer look at Yuan Shao's face.

Yuan Shao, who had long been angry with Cao De, could have a good expression, so Cao De said again: "What's wrong?" Could it be that the first brother has hemorrhoids? How did I notice that you seem to be fidgeting! ”

Yuan Shao finally couldn't help it. I, Yuan Shao, have a lot of energy, I don't care about you, why aren't you finished. Is it tolerable or unbearable!

"Cao De, you have humiliated me many times, I don't care about you, but you are endless! Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore, let's put on a position and fight it out! Yuan Shao angrily stood up directly from the carriage.

"Oh? Yuan Shao was angry. Haha, look, he's angry! Cao De pointed to Yuan Shao's nose and said with a laugh without any scruples.

However, suddenly, Cao De's laughter stopped abruptly. "Yuan Shao, what are you! Just because you want to fight with me Cao De! You don't pee like you. Lao Tzu will tell you the truth, if you Yuan Shao don't have the name of the fourth world and the third prince, it is not as valuable as a piece of shit. Get out, go back, wash your neck honestly, and wait for Lao Tzu to throw your dog's head into the pigsty! Let's go! ”

After Cao De finished speaking, he immediately turned the horse's head.

It is a real idiot to continue to scold what to choose, everyone knows that the current Yuan Shao is angry. If this kid goes crazy, he'll really have to suffer a loss.

Before Yuan Shao could react to what Cao De said, Cao De had already secretly said to Huang Zhong behind him: "Be careful, whoever dares to act rashly on Yuan Shao's side will shoot immediately!" ”

"No!" Huang Zhong agreed, and at the same time touched his hand to the hard bow on the horse's back!

Yuan Shao and the others, who were left behind by Cao De, were stunned and watched Cao De turn around and leave. "I wave my hand and don't take a cloud with me!"

"Wen Chou, bring a bow!" Yuan Shao finally couldn't help it!

However, just when Yuan Shao picked up the arrow and was about to put on the bowstring, Yuan Shao thought about it and put down the bow and arrow in his hand again!

However, at this moment, Yuan Shao heard a rapid sound of breaking the air!

"Be careful, lord!" Wen Chou and all the soldiers who came with Yuan Shao shouted with all their might!

Before Yuan Shao could react, he felt something fly down from his right ear!

"Boom, buzz, buzz......"

Yuan Shao looked back and saw that an arrow was stuck in the carriage pillar behind him, and the tail feathers were still trembling!

"It's good to be off!" Yuan Shao exhaled heavily!

But was it really missed?

"Lord, the person who took the bow just now was Yuan Shao!" Huang Zhong, who was still trembling with the bowstring in his hand, said. "The subordinates are the master of the plan, and they didn't dare to shoot Yuan Shao!"

Cao De nodded, "If you're not dead, you're not dead!" ”

When the enemy meets, he is very red-eyed! Not to mention, Cao De also teased Yuan Shao for a while!

"Who will lead for me!" Yuan Shao, who returned to the formation, said angrily.

"Lord, my subordinates are willing to go!" A biased general who is eager to express himself has stepped forward!

"Good! Drum and cheer! ”

"Knock, knock, knock, knock......"

Lord, someone from Yuan Shao's side is here!

"Listen on the other side, I am a partial general under Prime Minister Yuan, who dares to fight with me!" Yuan Shao's partial general shouted loudly.

"Who is this?" Cao De asked with a finger of the horsewhip in his hand.

"I don't know!" The answer was the same.

"I don't know, that's the nameless young general. Who will bring his head for me? Cao De said indifferently.

"Lord, I'll go!" Zhang Fei said that he was about to hit the horse forward.

"Yide is not in a hurry, kill chickens with a knife, such an unknown person, do you still need Yide to come out?" Cao De stopped Zhang Fei!

"My lord, let my subordinates go down! The subordinates have not given the main public an inch of credit! ”

Cao De turned his head and saw that it was Zhang Ren! Cao De nodded, "Well, go ahead!" ”

Zhang Fei looked at Zhang Ren's back and said a little unwillingly: "Lord, is General Zhang okay?" ”

"He's Zhao Yun's senior brother, guess what!" Cao De quipped!

"Who's coming?" General Yuan Shaobian carried a big knife and shouted loudly!

"I am the left hussar general, and the rebel general Zhang Ren is also! Nameless rats, take your life! Zhang Ren held a hundred birds and a phoenix spear in his hand, and rode a war horse to rush towards General Yuan Shao quickly!

Zhang Ren is usually inconspicuous, but no one dares to say that Zhang Ren's martial arts are not good.

There was once a "professor" who made a calculation that if Liu Bei could persuade Zhang Ren to surrender, then Zhuge Liang's Northern Expedition would never return again and again in vain!

You must know that the importance of a qualified general to a war is a decisive factor.

"Dang!"

"Sting!"

"Dang!"

"Huh!"

"Woo~!"

"Poof!"

Three rounds, the battle is over! A spear pierced through a fragile corpse. Body!