So, what are the rules for being an emperor? It's simple: quit three times. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info The reason is also the same: saying that there are many people in the world, and I am not qualified enough, so let others do it... It's not modesty, it's called show. This political show, since Liu Bang's founding of the country, has become a tradition. After Liu Bang, the most successful performance of this tradition is probably Liu Heng, Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty.

Lieutenant Wang Ji knows the above truth. So he hurriedly wrote a letter, citing the example of Yin Gaozong, telling Liu He that after arriving in Chang'an, he must pay attention to two things: 1. Be modest and humble and be modest; 2 Listen to General Huo Guangda's words and be a good boy. If you don't behave, you may run out of candy to eat...

Liu He read Wang Ji's recital and laughed at it. Throw away the book, clap your hands and continue on your way... Liu Heren has not yet entered Chang'an, and his ass has not yet sat on the dragon chair, but he played the majesty of the emperor on the road!

First, when he came to Jiyang County, Chenliu County, Liu He asked the local government to contribute to him to buy two famous local specialties, Changming chicken and bamboo cane; Then when he arrived in Hongnong County, Liu He asked the slave supervisor to make him beautiful women to relieve the loneliness of the journey... That's ridiculous! Liu He also knew that it was not true, so he secretly hid the beauty in the car. Unexpectedly, as soon as he arrived in Huxian County, he was discovered by the envoys of the central government.

So, the envoy went to Changyi to talk to the minister of the country. An Le was very aggrieved, and he didn't know how to deal with it, so he had to go to Gong Sui. When Gong Sui heard this, he didn't say a word, and went straight to Liu He's place, asking if there was such a thing everywhere? Liu He firmly denied "no"

Gong Sui "It's not like that, why would someone in the car steal a beauty" Liu He "I don't know, I didn't do this anyway"

What kind of goods Liu He is, Gong Sui knows it clearly. However, he knew better: when it came to this, it was enough. Because he came to Liu He to question, not to settle accounts, but to find a scapegoat for the other party. So, Gong Sui said to Liu He, "That is the case, it must be a good deed!" What are you going to do with it" Liu He was speechless for a while. In the end, I could only helplessly follow Gong Sui's advice and kill Shan...

Gong Sui thought: Through this bloody lesson, Liu He should learn to be obedient? If that's the case, then he doesn't have to worry too much about the rest of the matter. In fact, Gong Sui was too optimistic. The things that made him cry and couldn't cry are still waiting for him...

Finally, Liu He triumphantly arrived at Bashang. The Great Honglu sent by Chang'an was already waiting here, and he asked Liu He to take the emperor's imperial convoy into the city. Liu He was not modest at all, and directly ordered Shoucheng to drive and Gong Sui to participate, get in the car and leave. When the convoy was about to arrive at the Guangming East Capital Gate in Chang'an, Gong Sui told Liu He to "hurry up and cry loudly"

Why did Gong Sui make Liu He cry? Don't forget: Liu He can't just come to be the emperor, before that, he must do one thing - to mourn! If Liu Fuling does not collapse, where will Liu He have a great opportunity to become the emperor? So Liu He must thank Liu Fuling and wish people a smooth journey on the road to heaven...

Crying is both a technical and an artistic job. You don't see: how many outstanding politicians in Chinese history have practiced a crying skill. At any time and place, as long as there is a need, he can cry all over the world, the rivers are boiling, and he will cry endlessly without earth-shattering!

However, Liu He sincerely told Gong Sui, "Don't make me cry, I can't cry at all"

Liu He's words made Gong Sui cry and laugh. He can't even do it, how long can he be this emperor? What an unknown! Gong Sui couldn't do it, and said to Liu He, "It's okay if you can't cry now, you brew your feelings first, and when you get to the inner city, you must cry."

Liu He nodded. So, as soon as the convoy arrived in the city, Gong Sui reminded Liu He again, "It's time to cry when you enter the city" Seeing that Liu He's eyes were still as bright as lights, he told Gong Sui "The feelings haven't been brewed yet, let's cry when we get to Weiyang Palace"

Gong Sui was extremely depressed. He looked at Liu He as if he were looking at a monkey jumping out of a stone. This monkey doesn't seem to know the world, let alone any political tricks. With his monkey temper, I wonder if there will be a good life in Chang'an City? Gong Sui asked Liu He: "Can you guarantee to cry in front of Weiyang Palace?" I'll tell you the basic procedure now, you have to remember: the funeral tent of our Changyi Kingdom is located on the north side of the royal avenue outside the gate of Weiyang Palace, and there is a north-south path in front of the funeral tent. As soon as you arrive at the path, you immediately get out of the car and walk, face the west, bow to the ground, and then come from the sorrow, crying bitterly "Liu He" should be no problem"

Gong Sui: "Don't tell me that you should, but to ensure that as soon as you arrive at Weiyang Palace, tears must flow out of your eyes" Liu He "How to say this" Gong Sui "is very simple, if you don't cry when you go to Weiyang Palace, don't want to mix in Chang'an City" Gong Sui's words scared Liu He. When Liu He heard this, he said firmly, "Please rest assured, I can still do this little thing."

Sure enough, as soon as Liu He arrived at Liu Fuling's mourning hall, he cried to death! Outside the mourning hall, as soon as Gong Sui heard Liu He's ghost crying wolf, the heart that was about to die was finally temporarily relieved...

On June 1, Liu He accepted the emperor's seal and successfully ascended the throne. At the same time, Zun is 4 years younger than himself, and the 15-year-old Empress Shangguan is the queen mother.

The so-called newcomers take office with three fires. Liu He still understands this truth. So as soon as he came to power, he did three major things:

1. Promote officials in batches with great fanfare. Liu He has two principles for promoting senior cadres: anyone who plays well with him will be promoted; All cadres from Changyi were transferred to Chang'an. So under the guidance of Liu He's ideological policy of "two whatevers", the pig friends and dog friends who followed him to eat, drink and have fun in Changyi in the past were all swaggering across the streets in Chang'an like dogs, with a total of more than 200 people.

2Continue to carry forward the spirit of enjoyment first, and continue to eat, drink and have fun to the end. According to the rules, Liu He must first hold a funeral for Liu Fuling. The funerals of the ancients were very strict. However, Liu He had a lot of fun, regardless of the rules, and actually took a group of playmates during the mourning period, drinking and having fun, fighting tigers and leopards, and forgetting to return.

3. Deliberately fought with General Huo Guang. The above two things are examples! Remember? Before Liu He left for Chang'an, Wang Ji once wrote to him to suggest that after becoming the emperor, he should be low-key and modest, and it was best to listen to General Huo in everything. However, Wang Ji's words were in vain, Liu He not only did not feel at ease, but even took an extreme attitude and ignored Huo Guang. Do you want him to ask Huo Guang for advice early and evening? There are no doors!

Liu He's rebellious behavior made Gong Sui's eyelids jump all day long, and his whole heart hung up, almost without a heart attack. They are all children born to their mothers, why are they so different? Since the founding of the Han Dynasty, I have seen crazy plays, but I have never seen crazy plays. Today's Liu He is really crazy, it is simply hopeless!

What to do? If you don't listen, persuade or scold, do you just resign yourself to fate and watch this child destroy himself? In a hurry, Gong Sui went to find someone: the former minister of Changyi and the current Changle Weiwei Anle.

As soon as Gong Sui saw An Le, his tears were like broken water faucets, and he kept flowing. He cried and said sadly: "After our king of Changyi became the emperor, his playfulness became more and more serious. I didn't listen to my advice. If you continue to play at this rate, it won't be long, something will definitely happen, and then our followers will have to be scrapped! Originally, I wanted to resign, but I was not allowed; I want to go crazy, but I'm afraid of being recognized. Now it's really better to live than to die" Gong Sui said this, the meaning is obvious: Anyway, I have no tricks, if you want to mix in Chang'an for a long time, you have to work together to save Liu He. Liu He is good, everyone is good. Everyone came out in the same boat, so there is no need to say more.

But what Gong Sui cried to An Le was also in vain. It's very simple, Gong Sui doesn't have to worry about it all day long, how much better can An Le be than him? That being the case, the current situation can only be: sit back and wait for the day when Liu He has an accident and everyone is finished...

Liu He once dreamed that the arrows of the blue flies were gathered on the steps, but there were five or six stones, covered by tiles, and he didn't know what the lord was, so he went to ask Gong Sui again. Gong Sui replied: "Didn't Your Majesty read the Book of Songs?" There's an article in it, 'Camp the green flies, stop at the basket.' A gentleman, don't believe slander, 'Now Your Majesty is full of slanderous villains, like flies and arrows.' This dream is a reminder to Your Majesty: When you use the old ministers of the first emperor more and abandon the old people of Changyi, you can turn disaster into blessing. Weichen asked the first one to be exiled first," Liu He didn't listen.

And the general Huo Guang couldn't sit still at this time. Everyone knows that Huo Guang is an old man. Quiet as a virgin, moving like a rabbit. If he doesn't make a move, he will go straight to the death hole as soon as he makes a move, and he will do it with one move! But then again: Huo Guang welcomed Liu He into Beijing, not to kill him, in fact, he really wanted to help Liu He become an excellent emperor...

Therefore, in the face of Liu He's series of nonsense, Huo Guang believes that treatment should be the mainstay. If you really can't save it, you can consider the next move. Child, to allow him to make mistakes, it is necessary to give him a tolerant growth process...

Of course, if Huo Guang wants to treat the disease, he doesn't need to do it himself. Soon, a fierce man took the initiative to jump out and went straight to Liu He: the servant Zhang Chang!

We know that Huo Guang has just appointed one of his right-hand men as a servant, and that person is Du Yannian. After Zhang Chang became a servant, he was immediately valued by Du Yannian. Some people are born clowns and gangsters, but Zhang Chang is not. At this time, the historical stage belonging to Zhang Chang has not yet opened. In my opinion, he took the initiative to jump out at this time, not to be in the limelight, nor to salvage political capital, let alone to put on a show. It's a necessary political warm-up for the future...

Over the years, Zhang Chang has gradually established his own style as an official: honest and honest in politics, both rigid and soft, and shoot when it is time to act! So when he saw Liu He fooling around all day, he finally couldn't help but give Liu He a recital, and his tone was very unpolite: "We welcome you into Beijing, not for you to play, but to see how you do things." But what have you done since you ascended the throne? You know that a group of villains from Changyi were brought into Beijing to be officials, but they ignored the ministers of the state, and they didn't even say a word of embarrassment" Finally, Zhang Chang added, "I must tell Your Majesty: You have made a great mistake, please correct it in time"

has said all this, Zhang Chang believes: Liu He has no reason not to understand what he said. To know who Zhang Chang is? Du Yannian. Who is Du Yannian? Huo Guang's. Who did Zhang Chang say that for? His voice basically represents Huo Guang's voice!

However, Liu He ignored Zhang Chang, and still went his own way, looking like he was not afraid of heaven and earth. There are all kinds of signs: he seems to be about to put on an open frame and prepare to fight with Huo Guang!

So, Huo Guang quickly summoned a person to talk to him alone and discuss countermeasures. The person summoned by Huo Guang is called Yannian. However, this extension is not the other extension. This Yannian surname is Tian. In Huo Guang's era, there were three cattle people with the same name and different surnames: Du Yannian, the Taifu Du Yannian, the Dasi Farmland Yannian, and the Imperial Shi Yan Yannian. These three people are similar and different: Du Yannian and Tian Yannian are both Huo Guang's people, while Yan Yannian is the opposite, and he loves to find Huo Guang's ballast. From the perspective of the characteristics of the government, Du Yannian is a good man, who is forgiving and forgiving, Tian Yannian and Yan Yannian are authentic cool officials, and they are all honorably selected into the "Hanshu Cool Officials"

From the analysis of the above data, we can know why Huo Guang preferred to find Tian Yannian instead of Du Yannian or Yan Yannian. First of all, Yan is not Huo Guang's person, so he can't find it; Secondly, if you want to do big things, you have to find ruthless people. Du is too benevolent and obviously undesirable.

So, Huo Guang brought Tian Yannian over. Make things clear and ask what to do? What Huo Guang was thinking in his heart, Tian Yannian was probably clear, "Since Liu He is disobedient, why didn't the general play the Empress Dowager Shangguan and ask for a new replacement" Huo Guang sighed lightly, "It's easy to please God, it's hard to send God." I don't know if there was anything about the abolition of kings in ancient times" wolf teeth, finally exposed!

Tian Yannian: "How could there be no matter of abolishing the monarch and selecting the virtuous in ancient times?" During the Shang Dynasty, Yi Yin was the prime minister, and he once dismissed the useless Son of Heaven and protected national security. Later generations not only did not scold Yi Yin, but sang praises for his loyalty to the country" Tian Yannian paused for a moment, and then said slowly, "If you do this, general, you are the living Yi Yin of the Han Dynasty"

Tian Yannian's words were like a spring breeze blowing on his face, and Huo Guang's serious face was blown away at once. All the complicated and tricky problems suddenly become much easier! Huo Guang looked at Tian Yannian and nodded with satisfaction. Finally, he said to Tian Yannian: "I will promote you to do things." This matter will be handed over to you and the general of the chariot cavalry" Who is the general of the chariot cavalry?" Zhang Anshi, who was pulled up by Huo Guang! The terrible butcher's knife was finally pulled out.