"Calm down!"

"Don't be impulsive!"

"Don't be impulsive!"

Seeing that Dao Gu was angry and wanted to pack up and go home, the poor Zen master couldn't even take care of the half-loaded Buddha jumping over the wall.

hurriedly came up to convince him.

Dao Gu's mentality exploded, and she turned her head to stare at the poor Zen master.

"Calm down, how do you calm me down?

Originally, it was just a secret protection mission, how many times can you make a move?

But you look at the present, you look at what has happened in the past two days?

I don't ask him for any help, but who can stand him making such a mess?"

The most terrifying enemies never come from powerful opponents, but from pig-like teammates.

In the past two days, she has caught more than a dozen true immortals alone, and today there are three peak true immortals.

If this continues, what kind of crisis will arise tomorrow?

Immortal King?

And what about the day after tomorrow?

What about the day after tomorrow?

With this protection target's trouble-making methods, she was afraid that she would provoke a group of Immortal Emperors to come out in a few days.

"Ahem~"

The poor Zen master was speechless when asked, and he also felt that the guy who didn't help and caused trouble was a bit too much.

But you can think about it, but you can't say it.

Linglong is on fire at this moment, isn't this adding fuel to the fire when he says this again?

In case Linglong really packed up his things and went home, where would he find such a good opportunity to live together?

For your own ......

A poor Zen master had a clear conscience and said a series of good words to comfort and dissuade.

In the end, it took a lot of effort to persuade Linglong, who was just venting on his lips and needed a step down, to change his mouth.

"Whew~"

Glancing at Linglong who was still sitting there indignantly, the poor Zen master exhaled a sigh of relief, squatted back and re-agitated his Buddha jumping over the wall.

On the side, the second monk was secretly observing and learning his master's craft, while writing today's homework.

Written.

Written.

The tip of the pen stopped unconsciously.

Glancing at the handwriting on the paper, the second monk couldn't hold back the doubts in his heart.

"Master, I have a doubt in my heart for a long, long time......"

"It's been pressed for a long time, so you just keep pressing. ”

"It's not...... What I mean by this is that I have a question that I don't know whether to say or not. ”

"Should you ask me your own questions?"

"Master, you'll have no friends like this. The second monk didn't give his master a chance to continue to talk about the day, and directly asked the doubts that were still backlogged in his heart.

"Master, every time I go to offer incense to the Buddha, the disciples will think, why does the place where the Buddha lives be called the Great Treasure Hall?"

The movement of the first poor Zen master paused, and he glanced at his apprentice in surprise, as if he didn't expect the second thing to ask such a deep question.

"Before answering your question, I would like to ask you a question, do you know why people with injured hands and feet like to eat pig's trotters?"

The second goods blinked puzzledly, "Master, people who are not injured in their hands and feet also like to eat pig's trotters, right?"

A poor Zen master: "......."

"Smack~" slammed on the apprentice's head, "You will answer whatever the teacher asks you, you know, or you don't know." ”

The second monk shook his head, "I don't know." ”

"What is lacking, what is missing, what is made up!" The poor Zen master looked determined, as if he was expounding a truth.

"People with injured hands and feet eat pig's trotters, those with injured bones drink pork bone broth, and people with stupid brains eat pig brains. ”

"Master, the first two apprentices can still understand, but if one person is stupid, he still eats more pig brains..... Won't you get dumber the more you eat?"

A poor Zen master: "......"

glared at the second monk fiercely, and the poor Zen master scolded in an angry whisper, "You grew up eating pig brains!"

Second Cargo Monk: "......"

I always feel that Master, is he calling me stupid?

"However, does this have anything to do with the Great Treasure Palace?"

"I know what is missing, but I still don't understand?"

A poor Zen master looked at his apprentice as if he was mentally retarded, "Just like naming people, people who lack gold in the five elements have more gold in their names."

People who lack water in the five elements should have more water in their names.

Those who lack fire in the five elements are called fire, flame, yan, and yi. ”

After speaking, the poor Zen master gave a look of his own understanding, "The place where the Buddha lives is called the Great Treasure Hall, guess why?"

When I heard this, I thought that the place where I lived was called a madhouse.

The second monk glanced at his master, and his eyes were thoughtful.

.......

"Damn! Poor bastard exposed me again!"

"Don't stop me!

"I'm going to hack him!

In the Pure Land of Bliss, looking for the smell of incense, eavesdropping on the conversation between a certain pair of masters and apprentices, a violent roar sounded in the silent Great Treasure Hall where no one dared to approach.

......

"Co-authored, there is really a reason for the cultivation of these grumpy old brothers in the Pure Land of Bliss!"

At night, looking at the bedtime story written by Jian Xiaoyu, Su Han couldn't help but sigh.

Then, he turned his head to look at the golden smiling face on the side.

"Jian Xiaoyu, you have already arrived in Lingzhou?"

"Yes big guy," the golden text spat out from the mouth of the flattering golden smiley face, arranging in paragraphs in the air.

"This afternoon, the commander of the army has already taken me to Lingzhou City.

As soon as Jian Xiaoyu woke up and sensed the breath of the big guy, he couldn't wait to report to you. ”

Su Han nodded noncommittally, "You mean, you can't run into my hands yourself, so I have to snatch you?"

"If the big guy wants to, this is naturally the best way.

Of course, if the big guy is troublesome, Jian Xiaoyu can design some coincidences.

For example, let the soldier in charge accidentally lose me when I was out on an outing, and then I happened to be picked up by you passing by, or after several twists and turns, I finally fell into your hands. ”

Looking at the plan provided by Jian Xiaoyu, Su Han nodded slightly.

"If you have a way, you can come by yourself. ”

Let him grab a pen, such a troublesome thing he is not willing to waste this kind of strength.

In particular, this pen is so actively pasted upside down, even if it is not in his hands, he can borrow its power when needed.

It doesn't seem to make any difference to him whether to grab it or not, in whose hands it is.

"Okay big guy!"

With Su Han's approval, Jian Xiaoyu's flattering smile showed some excitement.

The big guy agreed to make his own coincidences, and the story he wrote could cover the big guy without worrying about being backlashed.

In this case, just let the little girl Shangguan drop me on the road when she goes out and wait for the big guy to pass by and pick me up, which can save a lot of coincidental cycles within cause and effect!

In her excitement, Jian Xiaoyu even thought about the little story she wanted to write when she went back:

Shangguan Wan'er accidentally lost Jian Xiaoyu when she went out, although for Shangguan Wan'er, who had always been cautious, this was almost impossible.

But life is always full of accidents, and maybe Shangguan Wan'er will encounter some unexpected accidents, which will lead to Jian Xiaoyu's accidental loss.

And what is even more coincidental is that in the place where Shangguan Wan'er lost Jian Xiaoyu, not too many people passed by in a short period of time.

The few who passed by occasionally were either in a hurry and didn't look at their feet, or they were blind and stupid, and no one picked up Jian Xiaoyu.

Until, a noble, great, good-looking young man named Su Han passed by.

He may have noticed Jian Xiaoyu's existence because of the bump caused by the wheels of the wheelchair running over Jian Xiaoyu's body, or because of a boring random glance.

Then, pick up Jian Xiaoyu.

Since then, Jian Xiaoyu has changed to a new owner and lived a happy life!

Well!

That's right!

It's decided!

That's it!

Just use this story to send yourself to the hands of the big guy, at the end of the story, great.... Oh no, humble Jane Fool, living happily ever after with her new master!

Thinking like this, Jian Xiaoyu's body couldn't help but tremble a little.

"Are you uncomfortable?"

Noticing Jian Xiaoyu's strange appearance, Su Han asked suspiciously.

"No! I just ..... I can't help but feel a little excited when I think I'm about to throw myself into the arms of the big guy. ”

"Oh. ”

Su Han nodded noncommittally, didn't say anything more, raised his feet and walked around the room gently, enjoying the feeling of walking freely in a near-real dream for a long time.

Long.

"Big guy, it's not too early, Jian Xiaoyu is about to be unable to support this dream. ”

"Well," Su Han walked to the side of the bed, lay back on the bed, and nodded slightly, "Then you can go back." ”

"Okay big guy! goodbye big guy!"

The little golden face rolled in the air, and two golden palms grew out of thin air, making a 'waving' expression.

"Big guy, you can rest early and wait for Jian Xiaoyu's arrival with peace of mind. ”

After a pause, the golden smile spoke again, "Wait for tomorrow afternoon......

Oh no!

Something bad seems to be happening tomorrow.

Well, yes, the sun won't be good tomorrow and it's not good to go out.

Boss, you can take the time to wander the streets the day after tomorrow, and you may find traces of your humble future servant, Jane Xiaoyu, from some no-man's corner where you pass.

All you have to do is pick up Jian Xiaoyu and take it with you. ”

"Hmm. ”

Su Han nodded lightly and watched Jian Xiaoyu leave.

Stretching slightly, he slowly withdrew from this dream.

Moments before his consciousness fell into a deep sleep, several thoughts flashed through his mind.

"Although I don't like to go through the trouble of searching for treasures, I can still send more treasures to my door through careful planning like Jian Xiaoyu. ”

"In that case, then go out the day after tomorrow and see where to pick up Jian Xiaoyu. ”

"If nothing else, the kind of near-real dream it creates, the feeling of being free in the dream, is still quite nostalgic. ”

"Oh, by the way, Jian Xiaoyu seems to say that tomorrow is not suitable for going out. ”

"Tomorrow's sun is bad?"

"That'..... Do I still want to go out and send the Demon Emperor inheritance!"

"No, there's something wrong with that!

The Demon Emperor inheritance that others got from me with their ability, why do you say that I will send it?!"