Chapter 38: Suspicious Soldiers
In Yu Village, many people blocked in front of Yu Qingfu's house, crying and grabbing the ground, and scolding. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info 200 township soldiers went out to suppress the bandits, only 50 escaped back, all of them were wounded, more than 40 people were killed in the battle, and more than 100 people who were captured are probably more than lucky. And Yu Baozheng is the culprit.
"Baozheng on the donkey day, return me to Dalang!"
"The integrity of the pig arch is still my second lang!"
"The dog planing is upright, and I am Saburo"
"The chicken scratches the integrity, and I am eighteen lang!"
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There are eighteen sons, what's wrong with losing one, and the fucking yelling, Yu Qingfu leaned on the wall and peeked out of the courtyard, his face was pale, and every time he heard a scolding, the egg hurt.
In the face of the crying and scolding of the villagers, Yu Qingfu really couldn't stand it, and raised his hand to let the subordinates drive them away, but he was afraid of provoking the anger of the people, and the township soldiers were almost wiped out.
He trembled and climbed down the wall, his ears filled with the scolding of Diao Min and the crying of concubines, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. More than 200 people! The grain eaten is mountain-high, and the dung pulled is higher than the sky, but robbing a few merchants makes it look like this. Even if the robbers are strong, they are not the opponents of the township soldiers, not to mention that they have just gotten a batch of new equipment from Dingtao. Teacher Sun, who claims to be the number one in Taoqiu's armed forces, go and die, me! Such a thing dares to escape back with its tail between its legs!
"What a grandson rice bucket......" Yu Qingfu scolded.
"Is Bao exactly boasting?"
Yu Qingfu's eyelids jumped, and he followed the prestige, only to see Teacher Sun and the steward climb over the wall from a remote place and climb into the courtyard, the rubble on the wall kept falling, and he complained in his heart, I pity the wall.
At this time, there is a place to rely on the grandson teacher, and it is inconvenient to turn his face, so he said with a pleasant face at the moment: "I sigh that if I have more teachers, how can I fall into today's depressed situation." Teacher Sun has an arm injury, why not rest for a while? ”
Teacher Sun's face was full of shame, and when he heard Bao Zheng's promotion and concern for him, he sighed infinitely in his heart, and couldn't help but kneel down on one knee and clench his fists and said: "Today's defeat is also a certain mistake!" How can Sun be virtuous, how dare Lao Baozheng praise ......"
Yu Qingfu had already scolded him a thousand times in his heart, but he stretched out his hand to help him up, and it took a lot of effort to lift the goods, rubbing the back of his hand and saying: "If it is not a crime of war, teachers should not blame themselves." The thieves are strong, and there is still a lot to rely on, and they will take revenge in the future and hope that the teacher will be ashamed and resentful. ”
Teacher Sun's old face was red when he was touched, and he couldn't help but tear his eyes, and he was so excited that he couldn't speak for a long time.
Yu Qingfu saw this rough man's daughter-like behavior, full of goosebumps, resisted the urge to take a sip of him, turned his head and instructed the steward: "If you make trouble, each household will be given the same money, the injured and soldiers will be given two times, and the dead will be given three times, and they will be appeased first." Take another 1,000 guan, you personally go to Dingtao to dot up and down, and say that hundreds of strongmen who came from Xingren Mansion rushed to take advantage of the busy agricultural affairs, the township soldiers gathered in a hurry, caught off guard, and suffered huge casualties. Another 200 and the forbidden army Huang general, ask him to take the order to send troops to fight the thief. ”
The steward endured his vomiting and hurriedly responded, and retreated.
Yu Baozheng's face twitched, this year's summer harvest is a waste, but the financial destruction is big, and the loss of official affairs is even greater! Go back and find a way to get it back from the group of pigs and sheep outside the hospital.
A hundred and ten people came from outside Yucun.
The steward happily replied to Yu Qingfu: "Baozheng, the horse army is fifty, and the infantry army is fifty...... Three teams. ”
Yu Qingfu looked at it from afar and scolded: "Fifty Ma Jun? I see that there are only a dozen cavalrymen, and they are still donkeys! ”
The steward wiped his sweat: "General Huang said, the horses in the army are nervous, and the horses in the headquarters are happy, and they are all pregnant ...... the top three."
Yu Qingfu: "......"
The steward continued: "General Huang also said that these donkeys are all donkeys of the god of war, no worse than war horses, and they travel thousands of miles a day without dying......
Yu Qingfu couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked the steward who was eating inside and outside to the ground.
After rewarding a hundred and ten people, these forbidden army masters staggered to their feet.
Teacher Sun was asked by Bao Zheng to be a guide and rode a horse to the front.
The three forbidden armies riding donkeys were not happy, snatched Teacher Sun's horses, and fought with each other. The team general who was close to the Huang general finally grabbed the horse, handed the donkey to Teacher Sun, and instructed: "This donkey is the treasure of my family's milling, borrow it from you to ride for a few days to reach the horse's capital, the teacher should serve well, a few days later, if you are thinner than a horse, let the donkey ride you back to Dingtao!" ”
Teacher Sun, who has a blue nose and swollen eyes, wants to cry without tears, the forbidden army is simply a strongman and a bandit, and he deceives people too much! It's unbearable or unbearable, it's just that, and in the coming day, I will get back this evil breath one by one.
After following all the way and finally catching up with the gang of strongmen, the three teams decided to rest the team after some discussion.
Teacher Sun, who was thrown off by a donkey ten times along the way and kicked three times by a donkey, was full of disappointment.
After resting for three moments, the group of strongmen was already twenty miles away, and the team ran wildly, and finally caught up and followed.
"To kill or not to kill?" The team will be eager to try.
"You go first!" Team B is eager to try.
"You guys go first!" Team General C encouraged the two of them.
"Huh! This song is very heroic, and the wind and fire break through Kyushu ......" team will be the first road.
"A strong man who is good at singing is not a good strong man, and he will be able to win a big victory at this time!"
"There is a forest ahead, it is better to be cautious, it is better to send a fierce general to the forward, so as to distinguish whether it is an ambush or not......"
All three teams will look at Teacher Sun at the same time.
Teacher Sun swallowed his saliva, but he was also single, patted his chest and said, "The last general is willing to go!" ”
The three teams will look at Teacher Sun with quite appreciative eyes, good man! This enlightenment, it is difficult to send you to death if you don't want to.
In order to give Teacher Sun a strong trip, the team general A asked for the donkey back, and said with concern: "It is inconvenient to ride in the forest, Teacher Sun should be careful." ”
Teacher Sun hugged his fists and left, entered the forest, and climbed an old tree to rest. stroked his aching arm, and scolded in his heart, if you want me to die, do you want me to be an eyeless fool!
There was a sound of rustling in the forest, and as he expected, there was an ambush, and he didn't dare to take a mouthful, pouting his ass to find the ambush.
Seeing a few men with bows walking quickly, his face buried deeper in the leaves. Hearing the endless sound of "whizzing" arrows, and the screams of the forbidden soldiers, I was surprised and delighted. Shoot those bastards, it's best to lose both, so that I can be relieved and pick up some credit.
The more I think about it, the more wonderful it becomes, twisting my ass, listening to the distance, and the saliva at the corner of my mouth flows out unconsciously.
"Smack!" He felt a pain in his buttocks, and when he looked down, a man carrying a stone was looking at him with a smile under the tree, and couldn't help but be furious, wouldn't it save the ass of the big worm from touching!
"I kill ......" He was about to jump off the tree like a tiger fighting a rabbit, and as soon as he got up, he saw the woman next to the man take out a flying knife, and he was immediately stunned, and said in frustration: "I surrender......"
The movements of the forbidden army had long been discovered by the spies scattered by Fang Xuan, and they traveled here, intending to set up an ambush in the dense woods and defeat the army in one fell swoop. However, the forbidden army turned out to be much smarter than in the TV series, Fang Xuanfu sighed, and he didn't dare to pity them, after all, the rabble and the regular army are incomparable, such as the most fierce Ya Butterfly Legion in later generations, a race was wiped out by a professional film and television base.
"Soldiers, treacherous." Fang Luo painstakingly instilled this idea in a group of illiterate men who only knew how to kill his mother, and he must not be desperate when he can not work hard, "With this forest as a cover, Brother Zhang Rong led a few archers to just release cold arrows and shoot a shot...... Ah no, shoot an arrow to change one place, and then ask the Wang Xing brothers to lead a few people to shake the tree vigorously, and remember to shake a tree, and then change another tree. ”
Wang Xing blinked and asked, "Why did I go to shake the tree?" ”
"Because you're short, it's easy to hide." Fang Qian said seriously.
“…… What kind of movement do you want to shake into? ”
"Shake the tree until it's stunned." Fang Yu said lightly.
Wang Xing: "......, the tree is not dizzy, what should I do if I am dizzy......
Fang Luo didn't bother to deal with him anymore, and instructed the rest of the brothers to lie down in the forest with him.
Lying in the woods is not an easy job, there are mosquitoes, grass thorns, and the occasional toad passing by, angrily puffing out its neck to protest against the animals that have invaded its territory, "croaking ......"
"Uncle Quack!" The rough man's tail slapped it and stunned it, and threw it into Teacher Sun's arms.
After the pathfinder Teacher Sun was captured, the ox tail was responsible for guarding him, and the teacher Sun who was tied with his hands and feet wanted to cry without tears, and the man caught everything and threw it into his arms, toads, grasshoppers, crickets, caterpillars, longhorns, and the most terrifying thing was a cauliflower snake...... There are sailors and infantry troops, and they are sent to the cavalry, and Teacher Sun prayed in horror that this guy would not catch wild boars.
The battle in front was joyful, Wang Xing and others shook the tree more happily, only to see Wang Xing holding a tree and shaking it out of breath, dead and alive, but the tree was motionless, seeing others shaking the branches trembling, he couldn't support it anymore, he fell to the ground and glanced at the tree, only to realize that it was a century-old tree.
Fang Luo handed over the ambush to Su Li and ran to the front to watch the battle, testing whether Zhang Rong understood his so-called "soldiers, treacherous ways." ”
Zhang Rong and others, who were running around, were shooting at the officers and soldiers, and a few days ago they were fighting with the village soldiers, and the arrows were exhausted, so they had to cut wood and arrows instead. Sure enough, Zhang Rong's knowledge was extraordinary, and he knew that the suspicious soldiers were not to scare away the officers and soldiers, but to lure them into the forest, so the other archers did not need to aim, but just shot indiscriminately.
Several groups of officers and men were very cautious, retreating thirty paces from the woods, and only the crossbowmen kept returning fire.
The opponent's arrows were nothing more than sticks, and even if a soldier was shot, there were no casualties because of the armor. Seeing the birds flying and the rabbits running in the forest, and the trees rattling, the team general on horseback laughed: "Want to learn from Zhang Yide vs. Changbanpo?" Pretend to be a suspicious soldier, carving insect skills! ”
Everyone naturally knew who Zhang Yide was, and the team general said: "I expect that Changbanpo is also a fierce man, and he can fight with Zhang Fei!" ”
It's terrible to be uneducated...... The team general glanced at him: "If you enter the forest at this time, do you have a chance of winning?" ”
Team general C smiled, such a little trick knew the reality of the strongman at a glance, but he was not afraid of wearing thick armor, and immediately drove the donkey forward more than ten steps, and shouted: "Who dares to fight to the death with someone!" ”
As soon as the words fell, crackling stones hit the sky, and he wanted to turn the donkey to dodge, but the donkey trembled motionless on his legs, and he could no longer care about decency, so he jumped off the stupid donkey and ran, still eating a few blows on his back.