Zhu Zilong's emperor doppelganger, a storm of rebukes and slapsticks, and occupied the highest point of truth and the throne. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

It really made Li Banghua's mind messy, making the others stammer, and they didn't know how to respond for a while.

When he heard the last sentence, when Zhu Zilong hinted that he was Cao Cao among the ministers, it made him even more confused, and his soul was not possessed.

Not only that, Zhu Zilong's deafening behavior also made the officials look at the emperor with admiration.

Well, it's no wonder that everyone will look at the Emperor of the Apocalypse differently at this time!

Think about it, for more than 200 years since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, in addition to the previous emperors, they were reliable. The back 70% of the emperors, are the TM's still qualified emperors?

The laziest emperor: Zhu Yijun, Emperor Wanli of the Ming Dynasty (not going to court for 28 years)!

Zhu Yun (Huowen): The emperor who stepped down. This emperor had a hard time, and after only four years in office, he was ousted by his uncle, and his life and death have been uncertain ever since. Originally, the cutting of the feudal domain was implemented, but it turned out that stealing chickens did not make rice.

Zhu Gao (fire only): fat man + lame man. He was obese and lame, but he was a good emperor in the history of the Ming Dynasty. It's a pity that he was too short-lived, and he only served as emperor for 10 months.

Zhu Zhanji: The Cricket Emperor. One of his hobbies is playing with crickets. People say: "Promote the weaving of Qu Qu screaming, Emperor Xuande wants", and state affairs basically do not care.

Zhu Qizhen: Prisoner of War Emperor. This man's experience is the most tortuous. Captured in the Battle of Tumubao in 1499, he was revered as the Emperor!

Zhu Jianshen: Sister and brother love the emperor. He has always loved Wan Guifei, who is more than 10 years older than him, all his life, until Wan Guifei died before him. connived at the little wife, acted recklessly, took care of state affairs, and reused eunuchs to interfere in politics.

Zhu Houzhao: Gladiator. This emperor was the most alternative of all the emperors of the Ming Dynasty, built a courtyard outside the palace, and raised a group of leopards and tigers in it, named "Leopard Room". He often went down to fight these beasts hand-to-hand in person, and he was a gladiator.

In addition, this eldest brother is the only emperor in history to give himself an official position, and he named himself a "mighty general".

Then, while playing, he played himself to death in advance. When he died, he had no son, and his cousin Jiajing was cheaper!

Zhu Houxuan: Taoist Emperor. This emperor has not been in court for decades, and he hid in Xiyuan to do something that a Taoist priest did - alchemy!

The cause of death is also death in the "Tao". Taoist priest Wang Jin offered the "elixir", and the prescription was mysterious and unrecognizable. The medicine is dry, and it is estimated that it is a mixture of mineral poisons and narcotics such as marijuana, and it is very comfortable to eat for a while, and it will cause kidney failure if you take it continuously.

After taking the "strong pill" for a month, this absurd emperor "ascended to heaven".

Zhu Zaiyuan: The Emperor of the Demons. State affairs are basically all thrown to, Xu Jie, Zhang Juzheng, Gao Gong, Yang Bo, Wu has Tan Lun, Qi Jiguang, Li Chengliang and so on.

Zhu Changluo: The Emperor of Aphrodisiacs.

In fact, there were many emperors who took aphrodisiacs in Chinese history, but this brother was the only one who ate too many aphrodisiacs and died. He reigned for only 28 days, not even a month, which is changed to working in modern times, and he can't even get a month's salary!

Look at the current Emperor of the Apocalypse, good fellow. Now the hundreds of officials have a comparison in their hearts!

People just started to play carpenter work in the first few years, which is not right, and it seems incompetent. But wasn't it young and ignorant at that time? Understandable, understandable.

Look at the people now, how many years older they are, and they are so shrewd and capable.

The relocation of the capital seems to be immoral, but in fact, it cannot be completed by those who are not imposing. Moreover, it turns out that this trick is also the right one. (After all, today's officials are profit-only personnel, of course.) ）

Usually sleep, get up to deal with state affairs, and convince people with reason.

What's the matter, it's better than killing the emperor, right?

(Zhu Di: The King of Murder.) This emperor had a natural penchant for killing, and the method of killing was also very artistic. He set a record for the only time in history that he punished the Ten Clans. ）

At this moment, the civil and military officials really had mixed feelings for a while, and in general, they were much more relieved.

However, Zhu Zilong looked at their expressions and guessed what they thought. But the corners of his mouth were crooked, and he didn't think so.

I thought, no matter how capable the Ming emperor is.

Say a hundred and ten thousand, and wait until the time is ripe. The officials still hope that there will be an emperor who doesn't care about anything.

It's not right or wrong, it's just a matter of ass and the principles of etiquette.

A few decades ago, no matter how shrewd the Emperor of the Apocalypse was, as long as it touched the issue of their sage's words and etiquette, it was estimated that he would be forced to die and never admit defeat.

Even if you give in, you can play Kumon games with you.

Because according to the regulations of the Ming Dynasty, if the head of the cabinet thought that the emperor's opinion was wrong, he could return the holy decree, and the historical name of this power is "sealing and refutation".

If the people have grievances and have nowhere to complain, they can go to petition.

However, if the emperor has no prestige and military power, it is particularly difficult to speak. There was not even a final retreat, because his petition letter had to be handed over to himself.

Of course, these bad things and the dispute over etiquette, in Zhu Zilong's view, actually remove layers of impurities, and the essence is very simple.

The struggle of opinions is fake, the struggle of direction is also fake, and only the struggle for power is real.

Fighting back and forth, just for the same purpose - to have more power in hand. For thousands of years, countless people and emperors have worked desperately, tossing and turning, and to put it bluntly, that's it. Otherwise, isn't it full to hold on?

Seeing the heart-wrenching thing, it's time for the final finish.

Zhu Zilong stood up, glanced at the ministers with dragon eyes, and none of the officials dared to look at him.

When he was young, Zhu Zilong opened his mouth and concluded: "For more than 200 years since the Ming Dynasty, there has been a strange situation. But those who advertise high morality are often not good things, just like Yan Song and Xu Jie in the Jiajing year. ”

Yan Song deserved it, and in the end his house was raided, and the land was more than 20,000 acres. Even the old Xu Jie, who is praised by everyone, has more than 200,000 acres of fertile land, and there are countless shops and industries. ”

"He's a cabinet assistant, where did he get so much land? Just rely on that dead salary? It's really a big mouse, and it's the same as Yan Song. Moreover, this strange status quo is the general atmosphere of my Ming Dynasty pillars. What a rage! ”

Li Banghua and some officials immediately looked ashamed when they heard this. Speechless, his face turned red!

I had the heart to distinguish a few sentences, but I helplessly found that the emperor was true every word. When you are no longer the child, you can deceive him casually!

Zhu Zilong's emperor doppelganger continued with a righteous attitude: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility!" The gentry and wealthy families of previous dynasties, they occupied ninety percent of the financial resources of the country, but they did not want to take a little responsibility. Some people say that this is the accumulation of defects in the past dynasties, how can it be irreparated by individuals? ”

"I just want to say that it's not a gas number, it's really man-made!"

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