Chapter 137 Throwing himself into prison

"No, no, absolutely not!!"

Sun Shangxiang saw that Lu Ren insisted on not complying, and when he saw that there was no one left and right, he hurriedly raised his finger in front of his lips: "Silence, silence!" Can I go secretly and come back secretly? As long as we don't make a noise, my mother and second brother will never know. ”

Lu Ren's head shook like a drum: "County Lord! Do you know what it means to 'want others not to know unless you do'? You can't hold the fire in the paper! ”

Sun Shangxiang raised his hand and pointed to the lantern on Lu Ren's boat: "Who said that?" The lantern can wrap the fire! ”

Lu Ren almost fell to the ground, which felt a bit like "showing talent and meeting soldiers, and it was unreasonable".

Sun Shangxiang looked at Lu Ren and Minchan's embarrassment again, and his pretty face became bitter, and he put his palms together, and pleaded bitterly to Lu Ren like worshipping the Buddha: "Lu Servant, Sister Xiu, should I beg you, okay?" You don't know, since the death of Shangxiang's eldest mother, I have been depressed wherever I go. I'm worried that I'll really get sick if I go on like this, so I just want to go to Yizhou to relax. ”

Lu Ren didn't dare to let Sun Shangxiang go to Yizhou at all, so although Sun Shangxiang was so pitiful at this time, Lu Ren still gritted his teeth and refused to let go: "County Lord, this fact is difficult to follow!" That's it, I don't have to go to Zhou Dudu's place, these gifts will be handed over to Zhou Dudu and Mrs. Xiao Qiao, which can be regarded as a gesture of affection. Ah Xiu, you return to the ship with me! ”

Lu Ren turned around, and Sun Shangxiang's anger also came out. How many times did she ask for someone like this? After her mother's death, she held a mourning for a year, and she basically suppressed her emotions until now, where can her mood be better. In a fit of rage, Sun Shangxiang shouted to the maids and maids a little farther behind him: "Listen to the order left and right!" This person may be Liu Biao's meticulous work, who came to Jiangdong to spy on my Jiangdong military situation, and he didn't take it quickly!? ”

Sun Shangxiang's personal servants actually knew the friendship between Sun Shangxiang and Lu Ren. also knew that Sun Shangxiang was purely unreasonable at this time, but when his master gave an order, they had to obey it unconditionally, so they all came up to Lu Ren with their swords unsheathed.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Minchan wanted to draw the sword hidden in the umbrella with her backhand, but was stopped by Lu Ren's outstretched hand. I am puzzled. Lu Ren turned his head and shouted at the people in the boat group who were rushing over: "Stand down for me!" ”

Everyone was puzzled, but Lu Ren shook his eyes at Minchan and then whispered: "She is a child with a temper attack, but I just took advantage of this to make things bigger, and then you go back to Xiao Qiao, understand?" ”

Minchan reacted immediately, and the hand holding the handle of the umbrella was lowered.

Seeing Lu Ren take two steps forward, he raised his arms at Sun Shangxiang and put them together again, the posture was so similar that he asked the other party to hand his hands...... However, there was no handcuff in the Han Dynasty: "Since the county lord suspects that it is Liu Biao's fine work, then please tie it down!" ”

"Hey, hey? I, I, this and this ......"

Sun Shangxiang was messed up at that time. Just now, she was just a little angry, and she didn't know whether it should be the eldest lady or a child's temper. Seeing that Lu Ren was so "bound", Sun Shangxiang really didn't know how to deal with it when he reacted. Looking at Sun Shangxiang's maids again, they were all dumbfounded one by one, standing there with their swords in their hands, who dared to take a step forward?

Lu Ren also deliberately wanted to make a big deal at this time, and it was best to make trouble in the ears of Wu Guomu or Sun Quan, so that Sun Quan or Wu Guomu knew that the cause of this incident was that Sun Shangxiang wanted to go to Yizhou to play, so he would naturally take Sun Shangxiang under his control. Seeing that Sun Shangxiang didn't react. After a little thought, Lu Ren simply played a hooligan, and shouted at the regular soldiers of Dongwu on the dock: "Hey! Your county lord suspects that I am Liu Jingsheng's meticulous work. Why don't you come and get me? ”

No one moved. Then again, who would dare to move? Not to mention these little shrimps, none of the Jiangdong generals dared to provoke Sun Shangxiang. Seeing this, Lu Ren simply walked in front of a pawn, patted the other party's shoulder and asked, "Hey, how to get to Chaisang Prison?" ”

"Lu, Lu servant shooting! Don't be embarrassed, okay? ”

Lu Ren sighed: "That can't be helped. I have to take some sin for you. ”

As soon as the words fell, Lu Ren flew up and kicked the pawn to the ground, and then asked: "According to Jiangdong's seven prohibitions and fifty-four beheadings, what crime should I be guilty of this time?" ”

“…… Three days, twenty ...... rods"

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Chaisan Prison.

"Alas. Is this considered a disadvantage for the passing years? Am I hitting a rush or something this year? It's only been a long time since spring, and I squatted in the class room, and I actually took the initiative to come in. If I say this, I wonder if people will say that I am being cheap? ”

Lu Ren was muttering in the cell, but the jailer suddenly came out and said respectfully to Lu Ren: "Lu servant, Mrs. Xiu is here to visit the prison." ”

Why would the jailer be respectful to Lu Ren, a prisoner? In fact, to be honest, Lu Ren has also been doing business here in Chaisang for several years, although the proportion is not large, but there are not a few people who have dipped some soup and water here in Chaisang. Moreover, Lu Ren has always paid attention to doing good deeds and earning reputation while making money, and from time to time he will also give porridge, donate some money to build a road, build a bridge or something, after all, with a good reputation, it will be much more convenient to do something in the future. Therefore, the people here in Chaisang still have a lot of respect for Lu Ren and Lu Servant.

Secondly, Lu Ren and Zhou Yu's personal relationship seems to be good...... In fact, Lu Ren and Zhou Yu only dealt with each other once. However, after that incident, coupled with Zhou Yu's consideration of Lu Ren's use value, he deliberately explained to the civil affairs officials of Chaisang that Lu Ren's fleet would be as convenient as possible as long as it was convenient. And in this way, where would those ordinary civil affairs officials know Zhou Yu's thoughts? Where would you dare to offend Lu Ren? Zhou Yu: How high is that? really offended Zhou Yu, it's still a trivial matter to lose your official position, don't make your life risk!

Again, as soon as Lu Ren entered the prison with his front foot, Sun Shangxiang rushed to the subordinate government with his back foot...... Hey, the lord of Koto! As soon as the subordinates here saw Sun Shangxiang, their heads were several times bigger, and they were warned by Sun Shangxiang, and then they looked for someone to understand the situation...... You don't need to say more about it here, do you?

After a while, Minchan floated into the prison with a food box, while Lu Lan behind her was holding a large roll of bedding. After the two beauties entered the cell, they first glanced at Lu Ren in the prison threshold, and then Minchan took out a small money bag from her sleeve and quietly stuffed it into the jailer's hand and said in a low voice: "Youlao, the eldest brother, the concubine wants to be alone with her husband for a while, can it be convenient?" ”

The jailer hurriedly behaved and beckoned to several of the other jailers, and they all withdrew first. Minchan glanced at Lu Lan again, Lu Lan nodded and put the futon down, and then went to guard the entrance of the cell to control the wind.

Minchan looked around at the threshold of the prison where Lu Ren was at this time, sighed lightly, shook her head and smiled: "This cell is very clean. ”

Lu Ren also smiled: "As long as I am not a hopelessly stupid person, I will not suffer anything." ”

Minchan pouted: "You were beaten with twenty canes, are you okay?" ”

Lu Ren spread his hands: "Do you think they will really fight?" That's called fighting! It's just a stroke on the back and it's over. ”

Minchan smiled and began to help Lu Ren spread the bedding: "I'm really convinced of you, you can think of this kind of bad idea." Then again, how many days are you going to squat here? ”

Lu Ren said: "According to the laws of Jiangdong, it is three days. In the past three days, you can watch and do it first. Again, you can remember, try to make things bigger, and don't let Lord Sun run to our Yizhou. On the other hand, the fact that I entered the cell as soon as I arrived in Chaisang was also good for us when I returned to Jingzhou. ”

Minchan said: "I know this, I have already gone to find Xiao Qiao." However, Xiao Qiao was also a little helpless, so he could only send someone to Wu County as soon as possible, first report to his sister Da Qiao, and then Da Qiao told Wu Guomu. But on the way......"

Lu Ren nodded: "That's it." During this time, you ask Mi Zhen to arrange the goods and everything as soon as possible, and as soon as I go out, we will set off immediately, and when we pass through Wu County, we will visit Wu Guomu again, and there should be no problem with things. Alas, to be honest, I really have a headache for this Lord Sun. ”

Mink Chan shook her head helplessly. Seeing that the futon was neatly laid, Diao Chan turned around and said to Lu Ren: "The spring cold is still there, but you have to stay here for a few days, but don't catch the wind cold." ”

Lu Ren sat down on the futon, stretched out his hand and hooked Minchan's fragrant shoulder and smiled: "Don't worry, I'm not a person who hasn't suffered hardships, and besides, the jailers and jailers here won't embarrass me, even if you sit here for a few days, it will be boring." ”

Minchan sighed, took out Lu Ren's bamboo flute and handed it over: "I knew you would be like this, so I brought this, you can play it if you are bored." ”

Lu Ren pouted: "That's so boring......"

As he spoke, Lu Ren's hand slid from Diaochan's shoulder to Diaochan's slender waist, and after a while, it slid onto Diaochan's delicate buttocks and caressed it.

Minchan was made crying and laughing: "You are a person...... Excuse me, can you think about what kind of place this is? ”

Lu Ren laughed a few times, and put his hand back on Diaochan's shoulder, but he also took Diao Chan into his arms, and where did Diao Chan make trouble with Lu Ren? can only be helpless and let Lu Ren do whatever he wants.

However, Lu Ren didn't make any further moves, until he smelled the fragrance of the jade man in his arms, and suddenly said softly: "It's really strange, we are like this now, and it suddenly reminds me of what happened when we first met in Xuzhou." I remember when I almost died at your hands. ”

Minchan's heart moved slightly, and then she smiled softly: "How many years ago, why are we mentioning it?" ”

Lu Ren smiled indifferently: "Because good memories are everyone's favorite book ......" (to be continued.) )